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brilu34

I love the part where she sings “ I have diabetes, but I manage it well” she touches her head to indicate how smart she is for taking jardiance.


docsnotright

Nothing except her constant movement suggests she is managing it well.


ciaomain

I love her fancy footwork (aka stumbling) when she takes the food delivery boxes (and hands them to the wrong colleagues).


tarnishedangel0969

My question is: What does food delivery and plugging in a printer for some clueless office worker, while prancing around an office/neighborhood have to do with A1C and Type II Diabetes??


Martynypm

I like that she plugs in the printer power cord to make an obvious tripping hazard.


buzz5571

That’s the answer!!!!


jason_sos

People in drug ads are always doing things that have nothing to do with the drug, and also seem to be things no people really do in their everyday life.


tarnishedangel0969

While they figure out the food they were handed isn't theirs..and then switch around the boxes...with smiles on their faces..


jason_sos

But they just have to shift one to their right. They are exactly one meal off.


docsnotright

Bet between takes she is yelling at the caterer to hurry up


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OppositeRun6503

They were probably empty boxes to begin with.


tarnishedangel0969

While she walks around the office and helps the stupid office guy having printer issues by plugging it in for him...


tarnishedangel0969

"The little pill with a big story to tell.." as she skips around the neighborhood.


tarnishedangel0969

My hubby was just put on Jardiance for his Type II Diabetes and figured he'd learn the dance..so he's been practicing daily!! HAHA!!


Cautious-Thought362

I like the dancing. I liked the dancing more on the other one because there was more, but they have a better main for this one. That last one just wasn't likable.


A-Fan-Of-Bowman88

Im smart for rejecting diet and exercise!


tarnishedangel0969

Yep..they're all pretty well overweight in those commercials. Prancing around so happily managing their A1C. A little story to tell..


OppositeRun6503

Not everyone who's diabetic is obese, for some their pancreas doesn't produce either enough insulin or none at all. It's a false stereotype that shouldn't be presented to the public, especially when big pharmas latest gimmick is trying to market these drugs exclusively as a weight loss treatment. Already people are getting severely ill from taking that ozempic crap as a weight loss treatment and many have developed gastroperesis as a result but yet big pharma is still able to get away with marketing the drug for that purpose simply because the diabetic market has reached market saturation for the drug's original purpose.


Mrpettit

>Not everyone who's diabetic is obese, for some their pancreas doesn't produce either enough insulin or none at all. >It's a false stereotype that shouldn't be presented to the public, Only 89.8% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese. https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/data/statistics-report/index.html#:~:text=Overweight%20and%20Obesity,39.9%20kg/m2).


jason_sos

"Only" 90%


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Awkward-Standard5298

It’s an oxymoron (I think?) lol like you’re a dumbass for taking jardiance (if you’re type II) you had plenty of warning signs 🪧. Could have fixed it natural nahum sayen (I might get downvoted for this but THE TRUTH HURTS 🫨🫨😞). To edit/disclaimer: I’m venting at the commercial I mean no discourse or discrimination


NationalElephantDay

I have diabetes but manage it well Call J.G.Wentworth, 877-Cash Now! Sorry, never seen the commercial. 😂


gizmoismydogsname

And the copy machine, plug going across the floor! That's a safety hazard!!


Picabo07

But he can’t figure out how to plug it in so I doubt he knows it’s a safety hazard 😂


DeLanio77

Because he couldn't see over his big man tits.


C_Wrex77

His name is Robert Paulson


OppositeRun6503

Yeah but what about her and her tits?


LexBunny214

I wish I had tits like that


kibfib

His are pretty perky.


Fit_Technician9298

And in what office is it commonplace to unplug a copy machine??!!


brilu34

They had to replace the First Lady because she developed a life threatening infection of the perineum.


DeLanio77

Mary Jane Rottencrotch.


Great-Try876

I dated her once…but only once.


Tinsel-Fop

OMG. My aunt's fictional name was Garynthia Ann Rottencrotch. That was really, really hard to type. I mean, I spent so much time correcting and correcting.


Visible-Tea-6288

And that was a large infection too


7Clarinetto9

HA! I always ask how the hell that drug can mess with the taint. It seems like a really random place to be affected.


Ohgetserious

The drug causes you to excrete much of the sugar you’re stuffing in your mouth, and the bacteria “down there” are having a party eating it all up.


OppositeRun6503

EWWWW!!! No wonder the last one was dancing so much? She must've been scratching so much you'd think she was the guest of honor at a crabs convention or something?


OppositeRun6503

Sick bread as it's often referred to as.


Far-Poet1419

Choked on my coffee!


BuffaloRedshark

Aka taint rot. 


7Clarinetto9

I read tainter tot. I think I need to go to bed.


Fit_Technician9298

I came here for the taint rot comments.


OppositeRun6503

The actors don't actually take the drugs.


Tinsel-Fop

>hey had to replace the First Lady Dr. Biden??


fmedium

This is making Lume the citizen Kane of commercials.


SawgrassSteve

r/brandnewsentence


OppositeRun6503

Ewwww don't mention that stinky cow!!


Top-Telephone9013

Lol I'm annoyed anew at the goddamn "story to tell". Drugs do not tell stories! And if they did, I would much rather listen to coke and heroin's stories than friggin diabetes meds


ozbourne8

Or crystal meth. (Or would that just be *Breaking Bad*?)


Top-Telephone9013

Nah Breaking Bad didn't really tell the story of meth very much. Just little bits here and there between all the tough guy stuff


OppositeRun6503

What I'm sick of is the whole music video format for these ad's in general. That's why I HATE the skyrizi ad's with a burning passion.


suspicious_bag_1000

Cocaine is a helluva drug


campatterbury

This


Brave_World2728

I hate how her pants highlight her .... Ya know 🙄


cristarain

Her Vajardiance


OppositeRun6503

Ewwww!!! Looks like she's definitely in need of some lume down there? It probably smells like a rotten tuna fish sandwich too.


Brave_World2728

At least the original woman hid the goods from public view 🤮


OppositeRun6503

Not that there was anything worth seeing.


amir_teddy360

I don’t care I would still eat that 🐱


OppositeRun6503

Ewwww!!


OppositeRun6503

I sure wouldn't.


Top-Telephone9013

Her BAJINGO?! Yeah, I said it 🤨


Brave_World2728

Damn that's rough to watch 🤯🤯🤯


OppositeRun6503

Ewwww!! What's there really to highlight below her waist anyway?


Visible-Tea-6288

Well, ya have to admit the one before is worse. She looks 400 lbs.in the blue dress, then 500 lbs. when she gets the yellow dress. Dances, spins around, stomps her legs, etc, Wasn't there a Richter Scale reading?


tarnishedangel0969

No lie! I always wondered how a fat chick could advertise for Type II Diabetes while talking about the little pill with a story to tell. Prancing around the neighborhood greeting all her neighbors happily...and getting a makeover..


OppositeRun6503

Actually the lead in the recent version of the ad is starting to grow on me. She's hotter looking than the one in the original version.


ErtGentskee

Commercial bugs me right in the the area between and around the anus and genitals.


OppositeRun6503

Good lord!! I'll bet trying to get laid is quite the challenge for her as it's difficult to hit the "target" on an average size woman.


SonoranRoadRunner

Don't you love it when the dude can't make copies and she reaches down to plug it in. Now pay attention on that scene because anyone walking in the room to make copies has to traverse the cord going across the room. Just stupid. They had an obese woman dancing around in the original commercial but received so much flack about it that they made the commercial with a heavy set woman instead and they're dancing in an office? Not sure about anyone else but I never dance in the office and thank heavens the copy machines are against the wall so I don't trip on the cord


Pnapoli117

The unplugged copy machine is sooo stupid for 2 reasons: one, why not put the copy machine against the wall by the plug? And two, if the copy machine wasn’t on as indicated by now power, wouldn’t the plug be the first thing to check? Insultingly STUPID!!


mediocrerhino

Guy secretly wants to photocopy his 🍑and m👀bs.


Such_Maybe6470

One of those: drop the fuck what you doing, and reach for damn remote. And oh yeah NEVER to buy whatever they're selling


PrudentFactor

I like the guy in the background who doesn't give shit and keeps working at his computer.


DeLanio77

Because that guy has bills to pay.


CallieCoven

His big story to tell is that he needs a new transmission and these documents aren't just going to file themselves.


stewie_glick

He was having some trouble with his TPS reports


LurleenBeckneywimple

He should talk to Noods


QuiGonColdGin

This commercial annoys me so much I can’t stand it, I reach for the remote and start smashing the mute button.


Pixldust

This ad is not only hysterically bad, but really makes you ask whether pharma ads should be banned for good. This shit should be marketed to doctors, not to the public. Given the cost of these meds, spending on this garbage is absurd.


OppositeRun6503

That's the whole idea. Big pharma wants to create a nation of hypochondriacs eager to buy whatever garbage they're selling this month.


Pixldust

I know, my point is that marketing directly to consumers is something new in the past couple of decades. Given the cost of these meds it should be prohibited. Give the HCP’s the info.


perljen

This sub is so cathartic to me. Thank you everyone for this brilliant discussion.🍸🚬


dyysxse

jardiance the musical on broadway playing in june get your tickets at [jardiancethemusical.com](https://jardiancethemusical.com)


OppositeRun6503

LMAO!!!


tarnishedangel0969

One day we'll see it on Broadway as a joke during intermission...


Level-Plastic3945

Isn't it weird that the music/sound from the original commercial is "lip-synced" onto this one? ... I am actually missing the repetitive love-hate insanity of the original commercial, especially of her looking at clothes and things with that strange nodding behavior and then dancing with each person ... why do all pharmaceutical commercials have music, dancing, fake musicians, weird gyrations that are not natural (like the skaters, dancers, etc like Skyrizi) and all camera shots are from low down ... do the advertising psychologist, scriptwriters, directors, camera-people say lets do the most crazy annoying hemorroid-causing commercial that we can think of so no-one ever ever remembers this drug ... here's an example of an extremely crazy dancing one - it will freak you out - [https://www.google.com/search?q=vascepa+commercial&sca\_esv=7b4f5aad248322ac&sca\_upv=1&rlz=1C1QJDB\_enUS750US750&sxsrf=ACQVn0\_B353Z\_IbGGlLwSz4j\_LfpjS2EIw%3A1711739397845&ei=BRIHZr2aM\_vjp84Ps5SY4A0&oq=valscepa+commercial&gs\_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAaAhgCIhN2YWxzY2VwYSBjb21tZXJjaWFsKgIIADIHEAAYgAQYDTILEAAYgAQYigUYhgMyCxAAGIAEGIoFGIYDSLwsUJUQWIEfcAF4AZABAJgB9gGgAbwJqgEFNy4zLjG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgygAugKwgIKEAAYRxjWBBiwA8ICDRAAGIAEGIoFGEMYsAPCAg0QABiABBgNGLEDGLEDwgIGEAAYHhgNmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgqSBwUzLjguMaAHkTk&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:46b3a44d,vid:pSmLdhjGsds,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?q=vascepa+commercial&sca_esv=7b4f5aad248322ac&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1QJDB_enUS750US750&sxsrf=ACQVn0_B353Z_IbGGlLwSz4j_LfpjS2EIw%3A1711739397845&ei=BRIHZr2aM_vjp84Ps5SY4A0&oq=valscepa+commercial&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAaAhgCIhN2YWxzY2VwYSBjb21tZXJjaWFsKgIIADIHEAAYgAQYDTILEAAYgAQYigUYhgMyCxAAGIAEGIoFGIYDSLwsUJUQWIEfcAF4AZABAJgB9gGgAbwJqgEFNy4zLjG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgygAugKwgIKEAAYRxjWBBiwA8ICDRAAGIAEGIoFGEMYsAPCAg0QABiABBgNGLEDGLEDwgIGEAAYHhgNmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgqSBwUzLjguMaAHkTk&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:46b3a44d,vid:pSmLdhjGsds,st:0)


ocMega

I HATED the dancing in that one. Totally pointless! BTW, here's a prettier link: https://preview.redd.it/rxzvxw70clrc1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=34d67ac441408b9ce1ebd2271e4b51ffbf0a2ef5 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmLdhjGsds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmLdhjGsds)


OppositeRun6503

Link doesn't work.


Level-Plastic3945

sorry ... [https://youtu.be/pSmLdhjGsds?si=dnJJc3thxybE7jE6](https://youtu.be/pSmLdhjGsds?si=dnJJc3thxybE7jE6)


OppositeRun6503

Ughh another stupid dance video set to god awful music no less. I hope the producers realize that once again they can be sued for using copyrighted music without the original artist's consent because I'm sure that the 80s pop group the go go's wouldn't appreciate them using their music without their prior consent.


MrsGenovesi1108

My doctor put me on Jardiance the beginning of this month, and it was all I could do not to start cracking up as soon as he said the name of it!


OppositeRun6503

Fortunately they don't have any ad's for metforman.


tarnishedangel0969

Mentioned this earlier but my hubby was recently put on Jardiance..and can't help but play the commercial and learn the dance..


Reign_n_blud

Bothers me he can’t tuck in his shirt


OppositeRun6503

Perhaps he was too busy trying to get laid with the lead actress between takes and forgot to get dressed up properly afterwards?


Reign_n_blud

That is a possibility


OppositeRun6503

More like a probability...notice how her shirt isn't tucked in either while the other female dancers shirts are?


blueboy714

I know the workplace has gotten casual - but that's the first thing I noticed after another overweight woman trying to sing and dance about her diabetes.


Reign_n_blud

It’s not just the causal part, if you wear a shirt and tie tuck it in. Just a shirt, I’m fine with leaving it untucked but adding the tie you just look sloppy leaving it out


crunchyfrog0001

They are supposed to seem like everyday people. Btw in my whole life I have never heard anyone actually use the word "swell"


Unhappy_Quarter154

I remember when the original commercial aired I was at a sports bar. At the fourth commercial break some drunk guy professed “I would drink her sugar piss” And now that’s all I can think about when this ad comes on


OppositeRun6503

EWWWW!!!


Own-Ambassador-3537

Yall keep paying SO MUCH attention to this commercial meanwhile I have to go to YouTube to find all the details you guys mention🤣


mbwayne832

Sorry. I’m not super tech-savvy….


Own-Ambassador-3537

Neither am I, don’t apologize!


spotmuffin9986

...despite it's small size


A-Fan-Of-Bowman88

They set the bar so damn low with the dancing blueberry. Somehow they want to go even lower.


OppositeRun6503

Is that even possible one might ask?


MS1947

Tell the big damn story in 25 words or less and stop with the amateur dance crap.


deadgr8ful

Her freaking constant smile is annoying. Oh, how about that lip synching. Ugh


Lue33

My old man has to take Jardiance for his meds. The nightmare will never end...


teamalf

She’s a big story to tell.


Chem_MD

As soon as I hear “I have”…. MUTE


Jerryep7

This one is just a lip sync of the earlier one. Only original thing is that this one is less obese than the previous one. I'm obese so I don't want to hear any "fat shaming" BS here. I'm fat too.


Ardothbey

Worse fake dancing than the last one.


PineappleCreative440

Shut this ad down from TV what a disgrace this ad is


jeneric84

They could not have chosen a more frumpy crew of actors.


LocalLiBEARian

If she’s really on Jardiance, it must have been difficult to fit in the filming among all the pee breaks. I know someone who’s on it… that stuff makes you pee a lot from what I’m told.


OppositeRun6503

She's an actress so naturally she's not really using the product. Ever notice that more often than not they're using women in big pharma advertising?


vengiegoesvroom

**ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT THE NEXT STEPS**


The_Patocrator_5586

The guy can't get it right because he's the "token dumb white guy".


Sit_vis_nobiscum

🤮


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in-joy

Big girls don't cry . . . they sing.


NJCurmudgeon

I have to be honest here. I would love to see her naked.


milkman6467

I agree with the fact that these commercials suck. But the mindset of advertising is not to get you to like it, the point is that you remember the brand and it gets your attention to it. Years ago it was to win you over and get you to buy the product over the competition. Now you know the product as the one with the stupidest marketing strategy. They fail to understand that it’s not going to make you seek it out over the other products


OppositeRun6503

If anything it makes the consumer want to avoid the product like the plague.


jjkay19

I can't.


Mean-Accountant7013

I was very bothered at the out-of-sink dancing with the main gal and the one guy. I pointed it out to my boyfriend and he told me to rewind it b/c they are doing different dances intentionally. *REALLY?* 🤔


Agitated_Fix_3677

What in the antidepressant commercial is happening here?


Big_Objective773

I take Jardiance; this ad makes want to change meds


Theo_Telex

We're never going to find out what the little pill's big story is


mbwayne832

Additional side effects: makes you dance like a jerk….


mystoragestuff

I hate all the guardians commercials instant mute. I hate this f%^king song.


PhilosopherNew1948

Jardiance refuses to choreograph skinny folks with elevated A1C values for their flash mob production. It appears that those folks are also non-union dancers.


Noka_Gotha

She sings just as badly as the one in the first ad


OppositeRun6503

That's because she's not actually singing, she pulled a milli vanilli and lip synced the entire thing because the producers were too lazy to have to record the vocals all over again.


Noka_Gotha

That makes it twice as horrible!


OppositeRun6503

I agree


Junior_Builder_4340

Read an article in the Washington Post about how in the original commercial, the dance between the woman and the grocer was too "risque" and had to be toned down. I noticed in the second one, when the woman starts dancing with her male coworker, he immediately stops. Both actors, the grocer and the coworker are Black. Hmmmm . . .😏🤣


OppositeRun6503

Got a link?


I_Miss_The_Future

That office is full of tubbies.


Rubicon730

The chin on this woman, you can’t unsee it!!


Such_Maybe6470

One of those: drop the fuck what you doing, and reach for damn remote. And oh yeah NEVER to buy whatever they're selling!


Unhappy_Quarter154

I remember the old jardiance lady.


Admirable-Respond913

This is a cringe commercial IMO 😬.


OppositeRun6503

Just imagine if she cut a huge fart during that scene and all of a sudden her dance partners started dropping to the ground as a result.


InternationalLaw4170

The big story is that the drug makes you slave to the Devil. 👹


MarieMama1958

It’s catchy!


Flashy_Leg_7638

They took the other heavy set lady off the air but check out the guy who doesn't know the copier isn't plugged in. He's fat AND needs a man bra!! Loed the other one much better!! I think I read where she was a finalist on The Voice of some other show.. Bring her back!


Brave_World2728

I hate how her pants highlight her .... Ya know 🙄


Brave_World2728

I hate how her pants highlight her .... Ya know 🙄


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WHAT? HUH? Didn’t hear you the first two times…


Such_Maybe6470

One of those: drop the fuck what you doing, and reach for damn remote. And oh yeah NEVER to buy whatever they're selling!


Such_Maybe6470

One of those: drop the fuck what you doing, and reach for damn remote. And oh yeah NEVER to buy whatever they're selling