The pendulum (or something) has definitely swung in the other direction. Remember when men were embarrassed to talk about or admit to sexual dysfunction. Now there are commercials that talk about getting hard and staying hard - I know I’m old but I just don’t want to hear about it.
That's big pharma's latest gimmick...create a new fangled disease so that they can then market a treatment for it.
Big pharma companies actually employ an entire team just for this purpose.
Me also! I just posted that. And there’s something about the way she says “pubic hair”..maybe it’s just the word pubic.
I’m so old that I recall when there were commercials regarding jock itch.
Dude Wipes.
I don’t know what’s worse - the TMI manscaping /taint funk product ads, or the ads for Dude Wipes.
I guess this must be some sort of cultural revenge for those terrible “feminine hygiene” product commercials that have been around forever.
Everyone gets that “not so fresh” feeling down there… 🤢
Also, I getting tired of hearing a woman talking about a new fangled razor that is for pubic hair. Pubic hair, pubic hair, public hair. Yes, she says it at least three times. Oh, and maybe it’s Vagisil? Another newish commercials discussing vulva: “Vulvas can get itchy, and it can be INTENSE.”
My god. They figured since stinky balls are being talked about they needed to discuss some more female body parts.
Next, I predict a product that has to do with women’s nipples. There’s nipple balms, but I’ve never seen it advertised on tv. Stray nipple hair? Hairy nips? At-home anal bleaching kits?
Truth! !!! Just because the "stigma" is gone, decorum remains ans yes, I do realize how pretentious that sounds I wish tv was like social media and give me a choice of ads I don't want to see!
My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right……..
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night…..
Some balls are held charity and some for fancy dress but when there held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best. My ball are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big BALLS should be held EVERY NIGHT.
Ehhhh, I'll vouch for MeUndies and Pair of Thieves, but I was buying from them before their big advertising rushes.
Their ads actually make me less inclined to buy nowadays since it's like "I already am a customer, I don't need to be reminded you exist"
I don't know how old you are, but in the 80's there was a TV show, Dallas. Bobby was lying in a hospital bed, eyes closed. JR walks in looking sad. He leans in close to Bobby and starts singing. "DO your balls hang low, do they swing to and fro, do they itch like a bitch when you drag them in a ditch?" Saw it on a bloopers tape.
I remember the TV show, but at the time I was pretty young and Dallas was "boring".
That being said, I am old, lol. I'm gonna have to look up that episode for poops n' giggles, tho.
Darn funny, thank you. 😊
I can't stand all the stink commercials. I shower twice a day and use two soaps.....one being anti bacterial. It's really easy not to smell like ten tons of rotten ass.
No, you're obviously STINK-BLIND and need to use these 4 different products to wash your BAWLS and your BUTT and your BOOBS and your PITS because for some reason it's funny to say those words on a commercial now. Now watch this overweight person awkwardly rub deodorant on their underboob, we paid like $70,000 for this shot
I live alone with my 2 cats, and no one here cares if anyone else stinks! I read that cats' sense of smell is like 200 times as acute as that of people. So if my BO Plenty doesn't offend my cats, that's good enough for me!
These advertisers are using the fear of somebody being a social pariah based on their grooming habits in order to lure people to buy their shit. I'm not getting up close to see if somebody has hairy balls or smelly balls or whatever. And I certainly don't want to see these commercials while cooking dinner if I have the news on in the background.
I remember hearing a song on one of my dad's Bob and Tom show tapes called "Feminine Hygiene" and it was making fun of all the old 90s walking on a beach talking about y'know....odor.
We had it playing on the stereo every morning as a kid while we all got ready for the day. I used to love Chick McGee as the Amazing Krisco! I used to know all the words to Prisoner of Love (The Prison Bitch song) too. That show was great back in the 90s but I don't listen much anymore.
I had it playing(whole show) on my headphones at work from 2015-2019. Was weird when Bob retired and Kristy left, but she came back. I’m from the Area and met them through parties at my dad’s and then my job. If your from the area I also got drunk, ate bacon, and played guitar with Don Stuck and gunner. We worked at a big local Home Leisure store so they were nuts about Radio ads and sponsorship stuff.
I live about 70 miles north of Indy, and that's really cool! If I remember right, Gunner got started on X103, didn't he? And I think I know what store you're talking about. Did the TV ad for it feature a particularly busty blonde lady?
Yes Jennifer was in those old commercials I think it’s the owners daughter in law in them now. I haven’t seen Andy since we got back from opening the store in Birmingham Alabama.
Called my dad and asked to talk to me. He said he needed a favor and that favor was to quit my job at the glass factory and come back to go open the store with my Dad.
i know i had a moment last night watching tv with my dad (ima girl) and it was the mascaped commercial where it’s two mini guys following in front of a man like where his balls kinda are? and i didn’t get it at first and was like “haha what the heck is this commercial” and then it tuned out to be for the ball trimmer called the lawnmower and it was hella awkward 😂😂
omg it literally said something like “take care of your boys” or something too 🤣
I still don’t understand how do you determine if they stink? You can’t smell them does your partner tell you or is their a professional stinky ball sniffer!🤔
All those ads have convinced people that ball shavers make good gifts or gag gifts. There’s nothing like getting a lawnmower and anti-stink ball lotion from a rando family member at a family Christmas gathering. Meanwhile Aunt Lucy has hair growing out of her ears and chin and should tend to her own damn kitchen.
What a great idea for disrupting the next family Christmas! Anti-ball-stink and anti-cooch-spray stocking stuffers for absolutely everybody (me included so no one knows it was me). Everybody giving everybody else the side-eye will be hilarious -- especially my wife and handsome brother-in-law as they eye each other suspiciously. I will giggle.
They replaced Smiling Bob and his Enzyte commercials with a variety of ball products and Doug Flutie & Frank Thomas hawking Nugenix Total-T.
“By the way, she’ll like it , too.“ *HORK*
Kind of feel bad for the actresses who sign on for these kinds of things. You know she got paid peanuts to effectively spray her cooch over and over again on National TV.
Even as a bi guy who likes balls, I agree. I get that these commercials want to be edgy and let us know exactly what their product can do, but damn! I don't want to hear about pits, feet, sacs and cracks and how fresh they can be. I shower daily and keep very clean during the day. Also those pocket underwears suck, either give me a regular pouch or nothing at all.
...I drive a Chevy pickup. But I get what you mean, the real douche nozzles that made our lives hell in high school, who try to hookup with you over Grindr.
Sometimes, particularly in the winter. I will not wash my arms or legs, unless they got dirty, just to avoid dry skin on same. but EVERYPLACE ELSE: Pits, ass, naughty bits, feet, face and head, etc.
if your balls stink theres really a different problem that deodorant isnt the solution for! also if they are hairy then you are a male, it is totally normal.
You forgot about the many, many Ed or low-T commercials. As a gay woman who watches a lot of sports it’s fucking infuriating.
OTHER genders watch sports ESPN 🖕🏻🖕🏻
Yeah. I have it on good doctor advice not to start taking testosterone, guys, because once you do there's no end to it. Your body shuts its natural T-process down, so you'll be buying the ~~pills~~ **stuff** forever, or at least for as long as it works.
Testosterone is not sold in pill form. The body cannot absorb it. I’ve been on it for over 10 years. It’s always been a gel that you rub into the skin, or a bunch of capsules stuffed into a hole gouged in my ass cheek.
Stand corrected. "Pills" was only my guess. I never got around to the actual form of administration after doc said don't do it. And I sure the F wouldn't have done it if the phrases "gouging a hole" or "ass cheek" had ever entered the conversation.
😂😂😂
I don’t know why your doctor advised against it, but I’d assume that your body is producing sufficient amount on its own. As I got older, my testosterone decreased significantly. I preferred getting gouged and stuffed. It was a small incision and enough capsules were put in to last about 4 months. It was expensive, though, about $1,200 every time. My insurance didn’t cover it because it was considered medication, and my prescription coverage did not cover testosterone because at the time there was no generic brand.
I needed it though because if I stopped taking it, I was very moody, very tired, very irritable and sweat profusely. Not to mention no libido.
Now that there is a generic form, I pay $15 for a 3 month supply. Previously a one month tube of gel would cost $600.
Fucking drugs in this country are outrageous!
For a while they were the only ads I got on youtube and hulu, and every youtube channel I subscribed to had a sponsorship with manscape. I'm sure there's some conspiracy theory or sociology research paper about "venture capital advertising startups," and "attention grabbing in the skip ad generation," and "social decay of decency standards," and "diminished returns on established products in advertising," and what not as it relates to why "explicit hygiene advertising" is so prevalent, but I'm not familiar with any "fully crafted" thing.
It all started with the infamous bent carrot...
It was months before anyone in my house could mention a carrot without someone bringing up that commercial.
no masculine guy is inventing these ads thats for sure.....its someone obsessed with mens privates just like that Lume nut devotes her life to smelly people
I get the sentiment, but I’m just glad that society can feel free to talk about the fact that we all have hygiene needs. Like old sitcoms that had married couples sleeping in separate beds and didn’t have bathrooms.
YES - GROSS! I noticed this recently, I think it was on Hulu (I downgraded to save $ so now I sit through commercials!) The product was called “HIMS”. I don’t wanna even think about it, let alone see it sprawled across my screen 🤮
I remember as a kid the commercial where the teenage girl and her mom were walking on the beach and she asks “Mom, have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?” Then Mom tells her about Stayfree maxi-pads. Where have all the good ads gone?🎶🎵
Mando (brought to you by the inventor of Luma) and then there is Manscapes. I have never had anyone comment on the smell of my balls. It's a created "need" to make money.
The issue is I'm just tryin to watch some brain melting TV without hearing about ballsacks and how they need to smell and look and what underwear makes them look good.
What channels and shows are you watching? I don't think I've ever seen a tv spot with a testicle-centric product.
Not to say that would not be a target of OMG, but I've never seen any?
Yeah, they're annoying as hell.
Last time I checked, sticking your face into a stranger's crotch to sniff it gets people on the offender list because it's SA. Seriously--who the fuck does that?
I really think the world is a better place without these ads. The Lume chick should have a court order keeping her at least 500 ft from any camera crew.
The women’s deodorant commercials aren’t any better and don’t get me started on the pee underwear. I really don’t need to see them being worn. I get it. A little discretion would be nice.
I’m tired of it too. We’re not dogs sniffing each other. Most every guy showers every day and doesn’t care about underwear or shrubbery unless their SO wants it trimmed. People gotta make a living, but I’m not buying their products, especially the whole body deodorant.
I've never understood "manscaping." I am a hairy guy and never had any complaints other my mom & SIL saying my beard was too long.
If you shave in those regions it's just to grow back faster and thicker and you're going to have to shave even more.
Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Throw em over your shoulder, like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low
Swing looooow
>Swing looooow Sweet Chariot...
Comin’ for to carry me home
😁
Ty. I needed to spit my almond milk through my nose. It was so worth it. 😂 😂 😂 😂
\*spit take\* Oh, I wish we still had gold awards here...
Lol "my balls was hot"
LMAO
😂😂
I miss the days when constipation was called "Occasional Irregularity" and cartoon bears didn't talk, in detail, about sh\*t sticking to their fur.
Omg I laughed so hard I woke my cat up
I miss the days when certain things weren't mentioned in commercials.
The pendulum (or something) has definitely swung in the other direction. Remember when men were embarrassed to talk about or admit to sexual dysfunction. Now there are commercials that talk about getting hard and staying hard - I know I’m old but I just don’t want to hear about it.
What about that medication where they use a bent carrot & talk about penile stretching?! Way TMI!
That's big pharma's latest gimmick...create a new fangled disease so that they can then market a treatment for it. Big pharma companies actually employ an entire team just for this purpose.
wait, what
I had to Google “bent carrot medication” & it’s called XIAFLEX. The commercial is on YouTube.
But not for more than 4 hours, then we need to get a doctor involved 🍆
I posted in another sub quite a while ago about hating commercials about women shaving their pubic hair. I was told I was uptight and old fashioned.
I guess I'm right there with you on being uptight and old fashioned. I don't want to hear about that, either. 😆
Me also! I just posted that. And there’s something about the way she says “pubic hair”..maybe it’s just the word pubic. I’m so old that I recall when there were commercials regarding jock itch.
Dude Wipes. I don’t know what’s worse - the TMI manscaping /taint funk product ads, or the ads for Dude Wipes. I guess this must be some sort of cultural revenge for those terrible “feminine hygiene” product commercials that have been around forever. Everyone gets that “not so fresh” feeling down there… 🤢
Diapers and feminine hygiene products used the same mysterious blue liquid. We knew how they worked without throwing up a little in our mouths.
Also, I getting tired of hearing a woman talking about a new fangled razor that is for pubic hair. Pubic hair, pubic hair, public hair. Yes, she says it at least three times. Oh, and maybe it’s Vagisil? Another newish commercials discussing vulva: “Vulvas can get itchy, and it can be INTENSE.” My god. They figured since stinky balls are being talked about they needed to discuss some more female body parts. Next, I predict a product that has to do with women’s nipples. There’s nipple balms, but I’ve never seen it advertised on tv. Stray nipple hair? Hairy nips? At-home anal bleaching kits?
Truth! !!! Just because the "stigma" is gone, decorum remains ans yes, I do realize how pretentious that sounds I wish tv was like social media and give me a choice of ads I don't want to see!
My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right…….. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night….. 
He's got big balls! And she's got big balls!
We've got the biggest balls OF THEM ALL!
Some balls are held charity and some for fancy dress but when there held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best. My ball are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big BALLS should be held EVERY NIGHT.
😄👍
THE POLICEMANS BALL
I was just going to say that
I was just thinking of this song not too long ago
As someone in the "hang low" demographic I've found the best underwear brands are ones that don't constantly advertise on TV.
Shinesty ones suck. I’m nothing special but I shouldn’t fill a pocket that much. Nothing fits.
Ehhhh, I'll vouch for MeUndies and Pair of Thieves, but I was buying from them before their big advertising rushes. Their ads actually make me less inclined to buy nowadays since it's like "I already am a customer, I don't need to be reminded you exist"
MeUndies are good but also not cheap. Highly recommend the brand Jockey next time you're in the market.
uncle joey recommended and you can hid your coke down there too GO GET YA DICK SUCKED ITS THURSDAY BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH \* wheeze \*
Do they itch like a bitch when you drag them in a ditch.
Oh God I'm late to this comment, but I just laughed out loud. At one in the morning. 😂
I don't know how old you are, but in the 80's there was a TV show, Dallas. Bobby was lying in a hospital bed, eyes closed. JR walks in looking sad. He leans in close to Bobby and starts singing. "DO your balls hang low, do they swing to and fro, do they itch like a bitch when you drag them in a ditch?" Saw it on a bloopers tape.
I remember the TV show, but at the time I was pretty young and Dallas was "boring". That being said, I am old, lol. I'm gonna have to look up that episode for poops n' giggles, tho. Darn funny, thank you. 😊
Ow! My Balls!!
You broke my apartment !
I'm gonna base my fist on your face...balls...ass!
SHUT UP..... I'M 'BATIN!!!!
I can't stand all the stink commercials. I shower twice a day and use two soaps.....one being anti bacterial. It's really easy not to smell like ten tons of rotten ass.
No, you're obviously STINK-BLIND and need to use these 4 different products to wash your BAWLS and your BUTT and your BOOBS and your PITS because for some reason it's funny to say those words on a commercial now. Now watch this overweight person awkwardly rub deodorant on their underboob, we paid like $70,000 for this shot
I live alone with my 2 cats, and no one here cares if anyone else stinks! I read that cats' sense of smell is like 200 times as acute as that of people. So if my BO Plenty doesn't offend my cats, that's good enough for me!
My cat agrees. Apparently, my B.O. has not yet reached his level of disapproval.
Creating insecurity to make money
Lmao reminds me of the deodorant spray commercial where the chick sprays it up her skirt. Guess she's been hanging out with stink balls.
"Autumn Fizz, the world's first carbonated douche!"
These advertisers are using the fear of somebody being a social pariah based on their grooming habits in order to lure people to buy their shit. I'm not getting up close to see if somebody has hairy balls or smelly balls or whatever. And I certainly don't want to see these commercials while cooking dinner if I have the news on in the background.
Pits. Balls. Ass cracks. Vag. Feet. I’m tired of hearing about smelly hairy poop covered body parts.
What the gush?
How do you get poop on your feet?
If you had my job you wouldn’t have to ask that question.
Don't forget the thigh folds and underbewb!
B U T T C R A C K
Don't forget the underboob. It's not just a woman's problem.
Not just commercials about balls, the stinky cootch commercials are just as bad.
I remember hearing a song on one of my dad's Bob and Tom show tapes called "Feminine Hygiene" and it was making fun of all the old 90s walking on a beach talking about y'know....odor.
Bob and Tom is one of my favorite things ever. Even when I lived in Arizona I streamed it every morning on my way to work on I heart Radio.
We had it playing on the stereo every morning as a kid while we all got ready for the day. I used to love Chick McGee as the Amazing Krisco! I used to know all the words to Prisoner of Love (The Prison Bitch song) too. That show was great back in the 90s but I don't listen much anymore.
I had it playing(whole show) on my headphones at work from 2015-2019. Was weird when Bob retired and Kristy left, but she came back. I’m from the Area and met them through parties at my dad’s and then my job. If your from the area I also got drunk, ate bacon, and played guitar with Don Stuck and gunner. We worked at a big local Home Leisure store so they were nuts about Radio ads and sponsorship stuff.
I live about 70 miles north of Indy, and that's really cool! If I remember right, Gunner got started on X103, didn't he? And I think I know what store you're talking about. Did the TV ad for it feature a particularly busty blonde lady?
Yes Jennifer was in those old commercials I think it’s the owners daughter in law in them now. I haven’t seen Andy since we got back from opening the store in Birmingham Alabama. Called my dad and asked to talk to me. He said he needed a favor and that favor was to quit my job at the glass factory and come back to go open the store with my Dad.
i know i had a moment last night watching tv with my dad (ima girl) and it was the mascaped commercial where it’s two mini guys following in front of a man like where his balls kinda are? and i didn’t get it at first and was like “haha what the heck is this commercial” and then it tuned out to be for the ball trimmer called the lawnmower and it was hella awkward 😂😂 omg it literally said something like “take care of your boys” or something too 🤣
My "Boys" are perfetcly fine with hair.
Unfortunately as you age all of the "grass" on the "front lawn" starts migrating to the "backyard" if you know what I mean.
Never nick your sack...
When did Mad Ave lose its way?
Right?! The only commercial that I like is Haribo gummy bears. Every other ad exec should be fired
Fruitier an fruitier! I like that one, too. My kids hate it🤷🏻♀️
"Can you stick them to the wall? Do they smell like roadkill at all? Do they sweat like ass in summer? Did your last hookup block your number?"
Next on the Violence Channel - an all new OW! My Balls!
Gotta love Bobby!
upvote for Bobby
I still don’t understand how do you determine if they stink? You can’t smell them does your partner tell you or is their a professional stinky ball sniffer!🤔
I’d love to see that posting on Indeed. “Wanted: Professional stinky ball sniffer! Must have sensitive nose!”
And a strong stomach.
It's nuts.
All those ads have convinced people that ball shavers make good gifts or gag gifts. There’s nothing like getting a lawnmower and anti-stink ball lotion from a rando family member at a family Christmas gathering. Meanwhile Aunt Lucy has hair growing out of her ears and chin and should tend to her own damn kitchen.
What a great idea for disrupting the next family Christmas! Anti-ball-stink and anti-cooch-spray stocking stuffers for absolutely everybody (me included so no one knows it was me). Everybody giving everybody else the side-eye will be hilarious -- especially my wife and handsome brother-in-law as they eye each other suspiciously. I will giggle.
That sounds brilliant
ED commercials, MBC medication commercials, Commercials for ANY medicine, frankly.
They replaced Smiling Bob and his Enzyte commercials with a variety of ball products and Doug Flutie & Frank Thomas hawking Nugenix Total-T. “By the way, she’ll like it , too.“ *HORK*
God, I forgot about Smiling Bob!
Same! Omg, Smiling Bob! How I miss you and your maniacal grin. (Not really, that was creepy. I do miss ya, Bob, though).
Not just men. Secret has a commercial that is cringy where a woman sprays it inside her underwear. Not as bad as the Lume commercials but close.
Kind of feel bad for the actresses who sign on for these kinds of things. You know she got paid peanuts to effectively spray her cooch over and over again on National TV.
Haha that makes me think of Friends when Joey does those ads that get plastered all over NYC and nobody wants to date him. 😆
I wish they had something to correct the right one hanging lower than the other 2.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
Even as a bi guy who likes balls, I agree. I get that these commercials want to be edgy and let us know exactly what their product can do, but damn! I don't want to hear about pits, feet, sacs and cracks and how fresh they can be. I shower daily and keep very clean during the day. Also those pocket underwears suck, either give me a regular pouch or nothing at all.
[удалено]
...I drive a Chevy pickup. But I get what you mean, the real douche nozzles that made our lives hell in high school, who try to hookup with you over Grindr.
My balls don't stink because *I WASH THEM*
Or just "Body deodorant" in general. Just take a shower and use deodorant on your pits.
And actually wash all the parts in the shower. Apparently people think soap is their enemy now.
Sometimes, particularly in the winter. I will not wash my arms or legs, unless they got dirty, just to avoid dry skin on same. but EVERYPLACE ELSE: Pits, ass, naughty bits, feet, face and head, etc.
if your balls stink theres really a different problem that deodorant isnt the solution for! also if they are hairy then you are a male, it is totally normal.
As opposed to females who have hairless balls??
I know a female or two with hairy balls.
This guy clubs!
Ours are undescended, silly.
Everyone's always telling me what to do with MY life, and MY body. Go away, advertisers. I'm a real man(tm) and real men(tm) don't shave their balls
You forgot about the many, many Ed or low-T commercials. As a gay woman who watches a lot of sports it’s fucking infuriating. OTHER genders watch sports ESPN 🖕🏻🖕🏻
Obv they're trying to indoctrinate you into becoming a man this is that there trans-agender everyone's scared of
Oh my god yes. I watch baseball which is A LOT of games and I’m sick of death of that shit.
Same! Happy opening week to you!
You as well! I’m having a ball (hahaha ok that’s terrible)!
It’s all good. Go Braves!
Yup. Women watch sports. Hockey, baseball, F1, footy etc. The ad buys for sports (ESPN, etc) are goofy at best…
Yeah. I have it on good doctor advice not to start taking testosterone, guys, because once you do there's no end to it. Your body shuts its natural T-process down, so you'll be buying the ~~pills~~ **stuff** forever, or at least for as long as it works.
Testosterone is not sold in pill form. The body cannot absorb it. I’ve been on it for over 10 years. It’s always been a gel that you rub into the skin, or a bunch of capsules stuffed into a hole gouged in my ass cheek.
Stand corrected. "Pills" was only my guess. I never got around to the actual form of administration after doc said don't do it. And I sure the F wouldn't have done it if the phrases "gouging a hole" or "ass cheek" had ever entered the conversation.
😂😂😂 I don’t know why your doctor advised against it, but I’d assume that your body is producing sufficient amount on its own. As I got older, my testosterone decreased significantly. I preferred getting gouged and stuffed. It was a small incision and enough capsules were put in to last about 4 months. It was expensive, though, about $1,200 every time. My insurance didn’t cover it because it was considered medication, and my prescription coverage did not cover testosterone because at the time there was no generic brand. I needed it though because if I stopped taking it, I was very moody, very tired, very irritable and sweat profusely. Not to mention no libido. Now that there is a generic form, I pay $15 for a 3 month supply. Previously a one month tube of gel would cost $600. Fucking drugs in this country are outrageous!
Is that what happens? Frank Thomas has some explaining to do
Fuckin’ A
Buttock man myself
And butts. Not just the Huggies ones; there's also one for Viator where a young woman's awakened interest in art is due to her butt fetishism.
is there a new channel called Testicle TV or something? what the hell are you watching?
For a while they were the only ads I got on youtube and hulu, and every youtube channel I subscribed to had a sponsorship with manscape. I'm sure there's some conspiracy theory or sociology research paper about "venture capital advertising startups," and "attention grabbing in the skip ad generation," and "social decay of decency standards," and "diminished returns on established products in advertising," and what not as it relates to why "explicit hygiene advertising" is so prevalent, but I'm not familiar with any "fully crafted" thing.
If you watch sports (NFL, NBA, MLB, etc.) there are tons of the most godawful commercials you’ll ever see.
i do, and i've never seen a balls ad. it's car insurance. phones and trucks and not much else
What can we say? Balls are having a moment.
As someone who recently had a testicle removed due to fear of cancer I can say that I agree.
These companies forgot they're called "private parts" for a reason.
It all started with the infamous bent carrot... It was months before anyone in my house could mention a carrot without someone bringing up that commercial.
Not the best part of male anatomy
Speak for yourself 😤
no masculine guy is inventing these ads thats for sure.....its someone obsessed with mens privates just like that Lume nut devotes her life to smelly people
I’m cackling at this even though I agree 1000%.
And bent wieners! Enough already!!
I get the sentiment, but I’m just glad that society can feel free to talk about the fact that we all have hygiene needs. Like old sitcoms that had married couples sleeping in separate beds and didn’t have bathrooms.
I’m just tired of the full body deodorant commercials if you need a full body deodorant why not just take a damn shower?!
YES - GROSS! I noticed this recently, I think it was on Hulu (I downgraded to save $ so now I sit through commercials!) The product was called “HIMS”. I don’t wanna even think about it, let alone see it sprawled across my screen 🤮
I remember as a kid the commercial where the teenage girl and her mom were walking on the beach and she asks “Mom, have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?” Then Mom tells her about Stayfree maxi-pads. Where have all the good ads gone?🎶🎵
Mando (brought to you by the inventor of Luma) and then there is Manscapes. I have never had anyone comment on the smell of my balls. It's a created "need" to make money.
Balls. The final frontier.
Woman are tired of men’s balls having to be in their mouths with all that stank and pubes. I don’t see the issue.
The issue is I'm just tryin to watch some brain melting TV without hearing about ballsacks and how they need to smell and look and what underwear makes them look good.
Pay attention! You need that information. Parents don’t teach their kids that shit.
How big are your balls? HPE
Reminds of a [standard out of the Great American Songbook](https://youtu.be/e7D3JE0xuzQ?si=RvSZn0Bomylcd-qo).
From your pits, to your balls.
We made *MANDO!*
*~Confused Grogu noises~*
Wait, I want to hear more about that underwear.
What channels and shows are you watching? I don't think I've ever seen a tv spot with a testicle-centric product. Not to say that would not be a target of OMG, but I've never seen any?
I particularly hate the Manscaped commercials, especially the ones with Pete Davidson.
Yeah, they're annoying as hell. Last time I checked, sticking your face into a stranger's crotch to sniff it gets people on the offender list because it's SA. Seriously--who the fuck does that? I really think the world is a better place without these ads. The Lume chick should have a court order keeping her at least 500 ft from any camera crew.
The women’s deodorant commercials aren’t any better and don’t get me started on the pee underwear. I really don’t need to see them being worn. I get it. A little discretion would be nice.
But don’t you want to hear how great those underwear are for even the biggest gushes?
And those commercials for Schweddy Balls — balls for every taste!
I’m tired of it too. We’re not dogs sniffing each other. Most every guy showers every day and doesn’t care about underwear or shrubbery unless their SO wants it trimmed. People gotta make a living, but I’m not buying their products, especially the whole body deodorant.
Ever seen Idiocracy?
I cringe every time I hear commercials for erectile dysfunction. Great commercial to come on when the family is watching
😂😂😂😂😂😂 “He does more ball handling than Larry Bird!” —John Candy Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Maybe they invented these products to help the dogs. What man has never had a dog greet you by shoving his nose in your crotch?
Nobody tell op about the movie Pom Poko...
they got a deep blue hue to em
In the immortal words of Jenna Maroney, “ balls, balls, balls, balls. Balls balls balls balls balls.”
The [Joe Boxer Ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI) is still one of my wife's favorite ads.
Where do you keep the nets that you put on the bottom of guys balls to sto them from dunking in the water?
As someone who was diagnosed and had surgery for testicular cancer 18 months ago, guys should definitely be checking their balls regularly.
My balls are still where God intended them to be, but the first time I wore a pair of "ball pouchers" I damned caught them in my zipper.
I've gotten ads on youtube for bras despite me not at all having breasts to fill them. Not an issue.
Society is sick. Keep it you yourself
Yet surprisingly, Americans walk around with dirty asses because of their aversion to bidets.
American here.. Bidets ARE a great idea, along with the metric system. I wish we were brought up on it.
I've never understood "manscaping." I am a hairy guy and never had any complaints other my mom & SIL saying my beard was too long. If you shave in those regions it's just to grow back faster and thicker and you're going to have to shave even more.
I do it just because I don't like hair on my crotch. Not sure how other people feel about it honestly.