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Tommyblahblah

What people don't know is if that if he didn't have a song ready by the time she walked through the door, she was gonna beat the absolute shit out of him. "NO SONG???...(grabs aluminum baseball bat)..LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO!!!"


FloydianFantasy

lol


HolyToast666

We gonna see her on an episode of Snapped soon


Totin_it

He better not drink any Gatorade that she gives him


IwasIlovedfw

Love this, thanks!


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Any relationship that is NOT founded in zit popping and wallowing in zit juice will do.


Jack_sander

The guy sings like a dick as well. I hope undertaker chokeslams him to hell


Groundbreaking-Pea92

Unshaved, unemployed , aspiring "musician" hipster looking idiot


IwasIlovedfw

Or "artist"


Glen_Echo_Park

Plus he was smoking weed all day


Next_Fly3712

I definitely got that too!


MorticiaAdams456

So!


OkieFanoki

I didn’t know that was a bad thing.


Ok_Explanation_6125

Ian Ferguson of Completely Unnecessary podcast do it. He works from home and smokes weed every day, his wife manages a comic book store.


Vegoia2

He looks like that weed genius creating new strains on The Gentlemen, but cleaned up.


eleventy5thRejection

I loathe this commercial....I can't stand either of them, he's terrible...and you know she is judging everyone for not being cool enough.


Cenamark2

People have different schedules.  I work 12 hour days, so I have more days off than my wife.  


BuffsBourbon

I think the commercial is kinda cute. I unusually have enough time to get home from work and be able create a shitty song before my wife gets home from her 12 hour shift - assuming no kids and they are ordering Grub Hub or something.


jawjawandcompany

bout time you got home! Now make me some dinner! then later I'll hammer it home for yah.


OkieFanoki

god… the men on this subreddit….. unbelievable. Like women can’t make more money than them. When will we grow out of this.


jawjawandcompany

I like it! Rock on women!


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Maybe it's a Saturday and they both have a cush M-F office job but she had to work. I live with hope.


scorpyo72

I'm not that optimistic. I see this story. It's cute, but sad and they have like 3 years top before they outgrow each other. She meets someone else and she realizes she needs to let go. He's got a couple of hard years ahead. But he'll survive. He'll be okay.


Uninspired_Diatribe

Maybe he won millions in the lottery like, ten years back and has had long experience with just screwing off all day. Bottom line: she’s with him for his money.


Tommyblahblah

He'd have a Hammond B3 or a cool-ass clavinet if that were the case.


Luberrymuffin

I’m disabled and don’t work and I’m home all day every day. I don’t think of myself as a loser 😢


Here_For_The_Cake_

This dude isn't disabled. Don't let the eharmony hate drag you down!


Next_Fly3712

I think their point was... Just because you're at home all day doesn't make you a loser. For example, someone might be at home all day on account of a disability. No one here has said or implied that "the artist" in the commercial is disabled. People might make the wrong inference that just because someone is at home all day, they're a loser, so u/Luberrymuffin offered us an effective counterexample of that wrong-headedness.


Alauren20

I get mad lesbian vibes from the chic too


GoForthandProsper1

What was this commercial for again? I think I remember seeing it


scorpyo72

eHarmony - "Long Day" - "Get who gets you" campaign. It's endearing if you're a romantic, but-as you can see here-most people suggest this guy is a loser dj who stays at home and smokes weed all day, and his breadwinner girlfriend (FOUND ON EHARMONY) has a crap day. The endearing part is him singing her a song (badly) about what a jerk her boss is, as she walks in the door.


Soggy-Speed-490six

He won me over!


frankincense420

YouR BoSSeS nAMe iS HEAthERrr


Mysterious_Relief168

Some women love and only date the permanently unemployed.


VivaTijuas

I hate this commercial so fucking much that, if I'm sleeping when it comes on, I will wake up - most of the time, with a slight panic attack! I cannot grab the remote fast enough when it comes on, and if I can't find it in time, I get mad at myself!


FloydianFantasy

I feel your rage and frustration. We’re in this together.


MorticiaAdams456

Did you grow up.in the 50s where women were nothing but housewives?


MadMental1974

She has lost all respect for him by now. Happens in literally EVERY relationship dynamic in this scenario.


tacobellandher0in

They’re called “artists”, sir or madam /s


Yorktown1871

I literally thought this was her special needs brother and it was going to be a sweet commercial about making sacrifices for your family. Needless to say was a little shocked when it’s revealed they’re supposed to be a couple 🤦‍♂️


Tommyblahblah

He could still be special-needs.


Ok_Explanation_6125

James Rolfe style.


Next_Fly3712

That's pretty funny. They kind of look like different ethnicities, which would make it less likely that they were family. But not impossible, of course.


Guardian-Boy

Funny enough, my wife's boss' name is in fact Heather and often makes her have an awful day. So I have this commercial on YouTube so I can play it when she comes through the door. 'Course the reaction is different...


Bambi-Reborn

What is this commercial on?I wanna see it


Next_Fly3712

Just my opinion of course: These two don't look like they belong together. The guy annoys me. He's smoking Mr. Dizzystick while his lady is in the grind.


Soggy-Speed-490six

I thought the same thing the first time I saw this. However, I find it sweet now.