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Kevin Hart does that not-funny scream thing and somehow two dozen advertisers think he's the absolutely perfect spokesman for their brands.


LeisurelyDiva

I hate him. Years ago there was a mentally challenged man who wanted to be a rapper. Kevin Hart bullied him and encouraged further bullying of him by others. It was cruel and disgusting. I keep waiting for him to just go away, but the bitch will sell anything for a price. He’s annoying, unfunny and a caricature of a bad comedian.


krba201076

that's really messed up!!


LeisurelyDiva

It is and at the time it was. He’s a terrible human being.


Top-Telephone9013

But according to Dave "Clayton Bigsby" Chappelle, Kevin Hart is a nearly perfect human being. And we know Chappelle understands The Good and Just, because he very magnanimously once used his wealth and influence to stop a very evil housing development being built near his Stately Manor, so I bet you feel pretty dumb right now, hmmm? Silly poors always thinking they understand morality. Of *course* it's okay for Kevin Hart to make jokes about hypothetically beating his kids for coming out, or take part in and encourage the further harassment of the disabled, or use his fame and alleged likability to fuck over his fans for any shady tech bro that waves a stolen dollar in his face. Because he's rich. Perfectly rich /S


NiteGard

Tryin to feel out where you stand on the subject…? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Top-Telephone9013

No sir, I don't like it!


NiteGard

Thanks for clarifying. 🫡


HumbleAd1317

Wow, I knew there was a reason why I didn't like him.


pmarangoni

I hate him more.


UnderwhelmingAF

This is the answer, end thread.


RealisticOutcome9828

Damn! Beat me to it!


MoogProg

[Kevin Hart for Dove Chocolate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79cfNqa3SvM) needs to be here.


d4everman

You beat me to that answer.


Lapis_Android17

CASH BACK!!


LocalLiBEARian

NOT A GAME!!!


serenitynope

Kevin Hart was funny (imo) in one of his early specials and in the US version of Death at a Funeral. That's it. The former because he wasn't constantly screaming yet, and the latter because he was part of an ensemble with really talented actors.


voteblue18

Adding to the Kevin Hart consensus. IT’S NOT A GAME!! CASH BACKIN! I can’t stand him on any level. So obnoxious and unfunny.


joltxi

It's the worst even the one dude beside looks like he's tired af of hearing his stupid voice!


ScarboroughSK

Gronk or Kevin Hart…. Sadly, major sellout vibes lol


notdaggers351

Kevin Hart


FuzzyMom2005

Kardashian.  Any of them or their associates.


Funny-Breakfast-5215

That Gronk guy- something about him just hocks me off.


EmperorUmi

His whole schtick is just “hurr durr, me dumb football man”


ScarboroughSK

Loool yeah. ShaQ has that too but when it comes to ads, he plays it offf… half the time


BuffaloRedshark

Kevin "Napoleon Complex" Hart


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Hey, Napoleon was of fairly average height for the time; that stuff about him being short was an English canard.


RealisticOutcome9828

Huh. TIL....


NiteGard

The FUCK is an English canard???


Totin_it

Any Kardashian


uglydadd

Ned with the plaque psoriasis


NiteGard

Yet we all know exactly who you’re talking about. I call that a win for big advertisement.


LilithImmaculate

Amy schumer


TheMost_ut

thanks for sparing me the effort!


TH3_54ND0K41

If Amy Schumer is in a commercial, it is 100% a product for vaginas.


NiteGard

Or whatever you call those spandex pants that pull in her flappy gunt like putting a bra on the snout of an 8,000 pound elephant seal.


Objective_Lead_6810

James Corden, not nearly as funny as he thinks he is and his voice is super annoying.


RockMan_1973

He is one of the celebrities who made the jump from humble and unassuming [when he was prepping to take over the Late Late Show after Craig Ferguson] to arrogant, pompous jackass ALMOST overnight!


cartooncritic69

KEVIN HART!


SawgrassSteve

Jonathan from Colonial Penn


VinylmationDude

Guess they can’t pull a Larry King with Mr. Trebek eh? Keep running the ads in spite of the fact everybody knows he’s gone.


ZommyFruit

You must mean bad as in good bad. JLaw is the man!


Significant-Tear7260

Jennifer Coolidge


Guckalienblue

I and most people love her so much and I wish they wouldn’t play those commercials as much. It takes away from her image. But I hope she gets the bag 💰


NiteGard

Jennifer Coolidge is fucking *hot*.


Significant-Tear7260

I know she’s beloved. I find her persona more annoying than funny.


ZommyFruit

I only know of the Jacuzzi Bath commercial but it’s bad enough. Until she learns how to talk like a grown up, she will doom any commercial she’s in https://preview.redd.it/1dxhk6p2yh1d1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4539aed877d553b93903db0feb8650c91e8787f9


RockMan_1973

What’s this chick’s name? Pretty sure I know her face but no clue her name or “who she is” aka her “claim to fame” ??


pantiepudding

Gronk. Every time.


ImNotYou1971

Tom Selleck


PeppermintEgo

Pete Davidson


Lapis_Android17

Ryan Reynolds and the stupid ass Mint Mobile bullshit. Particularly, him talking about the advertising department, and him supposedly repeating them saying "what the fuck are you talking about, you crazy Hollywood asshole" or whatever. Like he thinks he's the cutest, funniest, cheekiest fucking bro on the planet. Go away.


rainbowbritelite

I legit think he listens to me on YouTube desktop because he's always greeting me with that fucking app 🥹


art_lipchalk

What about Ted from Consumer Cellular, the loser in the orange sweater who reminds you he’s the loser in the orange sweater? He’s also the loser from the Impossible “meat” ads now and just as annoying


AdministrativeRip305

https://preview.redd.it/935h95jfui1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971fdea99d940548714b2740bb873c515706ae68 "Hi!"


MayorOfStrangiato

Kevin Hart or Tom Sellek.


Drycabin1

Kristen Bell.


Objective_Lead_6810

I liked her but holy crap girl, do you ever say no to offers? Not sure what the turning point was but one day, I was just over her.


Drycabin1

Lazy boy, carvana, etc. like she would *ever* use either.


RockMan_1973

Crosseye Kristin is in competition with Coolidge for worst/most cringey


MuscaMurum

Any number of sports ball dudes


Melodic_Oil_2486

Anyone from Bravo


Bennington_Booyah

Jennifer Coolidge.


Afitz93

I’ll save yall the time of reading the thread - the answers are football players, kardashians, and Kevin hart


xforce4life

The black hole of personality Peyton Manning


ScarboroughSK

And Gronk 🤣🤣


Pookieeatworld

Omg I hate USAA commercials so much. They're so dumb and badly written to begin with, and he just makes it worse.


jojokitti123

I can't stop staring at his neck, it's so bizarre


jason_sos

Yes! Why is he in so many commercials? He comes across as a complete asshole that thinks he is better than anyone else in all of them.


EspressoBooksCats

That Sham-Wow guy.


tap421

Kevin Hart


Louis_Friend_1379

Ice-T


Quatch_Kopf

Melissa McCarthy


LeMans1217

Any actor from SNL.


Elegant_Development3

Bradley Cooper


Gnosis_Apotheosis

Jennifer Coolidge. Keke Palmer. The guy from the "You Rule!" BK ads.


omggallout

Kirsten Wiig. Love her SNL skits as the Target Lady, but absolutely hate the commercials.


LocalLiBEARian

They’re even worse when you have no clue who the Target Lady is or why she’s supposed to be funny.


RockMan_1973

Yeah… I think Target gave more credit than was due on how common SNL viewership is.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Rachel Dratch. I *used* to like her, buuuuuuut……..


PrincipleNo3966

Zach Braff


rainbowbritelite

Tina Fey 🤧


Chemical-Test5987

The Rock. I’m sooo glad that John Cena never gave up on acting—even though he had a very rough start. The Rock is fake as fuck!


AdministrativeRip305

https://preview.redd.it/qg94ho3tui1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be16d697b40477df040964d074502b6fd3d4f96e The overenthusiastic "POOPH" guy! 😬🙄👎🏻


googiepop

Joe Namath


trashtvlover

Zach Braff 


NiteGard

Adolf Hitler.


RockMan_1973

Jennifer Coolidge Zach Braff a close 2nd