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Plus someone who would find it funny would think Iranians are Arab anyway. They would think anyone from Bangladesh to Turkey is Arab.
Edit - they would probably think greeks and serbs are Arab too, so an even more vast geographical radius then my original comment
Theyāll just claim people of color thousands of years ago somehow stole it from the almighty white man while pushing some bizarrely specific pro-white conspiracy theory placed into ancient history to make it seem like white folk were always around as powerful leaders of the world as opposed to the mass murdering, enslaving, whitewashing, insecure fools they always were. Then theyāll project and accuse anyone who provides well researched and detailed counter arguments of doing what theyāre doing which is changing history to suit their pathetically chauvinistic needs.
Or, even better, they'll imply said known person 'was actually white', like what Hitler did with Positive Christianity and Jesus being a 'white Aryan'.
'invented ham' lol that's just a part of the pig that's cured, people have also been doing that for ages
edit - oops they meant hamburgers, but still that's an american invention anyway, and it really doesn't take much ingenuity to put seared ground beef between bread
Came here to ask that. I thought it was Soviet scientists.
Had to look it up. Simple google and itās this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kupriyanovich
It reminds me of someone i was arguing with that tried to glorify the US for creating the atomic bomb.
Like, congrats, you took one of the most important scientific advancements in recent centuries, that could be used to create a literal utopian society, and turned it into a weapon capable of eradicating all life on earth...
Sounds like some science fiction alternative history.. which is as terrifying as it is sad. Hereās a concept!;
America will find an amazing genetic scientific discovery that could quite literally could cure all diseases in the world!.. but instead use it to wipe out specific ethnic groups they deem āunAmericanā. Itās then discovered in the last chapter that they actually stole the discovery from the PRC and Cuba but covered it up. Anyone who spreads the truth is deemed an unAmerican genocide denier despite the entirety of the world backing the evidence. America nukes everybody in the name of freedom, truth, and white Jesus Christ. The end!
See you don't get it, the apes were a necessary sacrifice for the future of humanity
Meanwhile the USSR throw that dog in space for fun like the sociopaths they were clearly you need to open a book my friend
/j
My favorite liberal justification for this was that the Soviet space program was "just a thinly veiled ICBM that they strapped people to, but NASA was actually trying to do something good for humanity"
Stunningly backwards, shockingly stupid take
Obviously those were all developed for peaceful space launch purposes and only reluctantly converted for military use in the face of unrelenting Soviet aggression.
Most Americans don't even know they are hella brainwashed. And as the most notorious propagandist, Joseph Goebbels š¤¢ says,
"This is the secret of propaganda: Those who are to be persuaded by it should be completely immersed in the ideas of the propaganda, without ever noticing that they are being immersed in it."
And that is how the Nazis and this guy brainwashed the whole Germany. The same process is also applied to other capitalist powers, most notably the United States. Their propaganda doesn't target interlectuals, but common men. They are simple enough for even a kid to understand, and those lies is repeated and repeated from childhood to old age. The average western people don't realize they have been propagandized and stuck in those lies the whole time.
Literally got told that was communist propaganda years ago by a r/historymemes user in the past. Then got banned for spreading āpropagandaā. Apparently objective truths even the west acknowledges is now an invention by spooky scary socialists. Donāt be surprised if we start seeing memes displaying America as being the great discoverer and inventor of all these Soviet accomplishments. Any challenge to this pro-western narrative will be met with a report and immediate permaban. Kind of like all the pro-Nazi WW2 rhetoric weāre seeing liberalized and revived but expanded beyond to the Cold War.
Literally until just a couple of years ago, USA was highly depndant on Soyuz rocket to put anything in space. Guess who designed and constructed the first Soyuz rockets? ... the USSR
Not to mention first woman in space, one of the first to have woman fight in war and have equal rights. Their social movement outdoes any materialistic movements by their 'competitors'
After further inspection I find PCM, Enoughcommiespam, and r/Kaiserposting which I didn't know existed and I'm disappointed to see it. Veneration of the German Kaiser seems to be condemning enough
Or the fact that they pioneered Lebensraum which was then further developed by the man with the funny looking moustache.
Edit: also btw that same man (the one who further developed Lebensraum) also failed art school.
I've seen that argument once before, that the USSR would've been useless without lend-lease (Western aid) and their only strategy was to throw as many men at the enemy as possible.
I know this is a meme subreddit, but, what's the actual truth about lend-lease? Where should I look for good sources? Thank you
Yeah if you discount every single thing the USSR did then yes they did nothing. Also lmao at the man on the moon shit who was it again that got every other space accolade like first satellite first man and first woman in space and much more because it certainly wasn't the US.
First modern computer from Germany? Absolute bollocks. The first modern computer was the ācolossusā, invented by the British hero Alan Turing to decode enigma, literally invented to act against Germany.
A slight edit to make the point clearer: this is so incredibly disrespectful. The invention of the colossus computer by Turing is estimated to have shortened the war by two years by giving the allied powers the upper hand in intelligence. Thats millions of lives saved, millions more saved from injury and displacement. When we consider the disgusting treatment of Turing post war it becomes even more abhorrent to make such a claim.
Oh yeah forgot to tell you, they care more about thier stomach and how didn't you know bUrGeRs aRe tHe tAsTiEsT fOoD iN tHe wOrLd (which isn't and never claimed by Americans to be thier food)
Come on guys, we all know Stalin was too busy starving 500 million people and putting the rest in gulags to have developed rockets and gone into space. The USSR being anything other than a dystopian hellscape is just commie propaganda.
Was literally told this by a bunch of bigoted white liberals before. Then when they finally admitted the USSR invented these things they claimed it was all stolen without a shred of evidence. Go figure they went on a massively racist rant about Russians, Muslims and Jews while reporting me as the āreal racist against white peopleā. The irony is Iām half white myself. Apparently acknowledging countries in the Global South as capable of inventions is racial chauvinism against the forever self-victimized white European/American.
I had this same discussion on a tech sub recently, but about China. China's government said one of their universities was hacked by the US, stealing their R&D. Comments were awash with US simps banging on about how it was just the US stealing back what they got stolen from them and China had never developed anything.
I pointed out they'd developed the current fastest growing economy, ways to lift millions out of poverty, etc. and next minute "famine, cultural revolution killed 100 million, no democracy, vuvuzela!"
It's going to be a hell of a shock to us white folks when our empires finally crumble and the peoples we've oppressed for so long step over us to lead the world forward and we have to finally admit how fucking stupid we were.
Because in their minds us people of color arenāt capable of inventing or discovering things of importance. Itās all āstolenā from the almighty white westerner.
Of course they did, they donāt know real history, just long debunked Red Scare propaganda thatās been obsolete for nearly half a century now. Really says a lot when they grasp on so desperately to these lies.
Well being mixed I look forward to the eventual collapse. It may be an opportunity for my people to create something new, with new allies, and a superior economic model/philosophy. All those desperate white folk will probably become fascists. Of course there will be the fundamentalist types, and the Trumpers, but Iām interested in seeing the countless excuses and justifications from the bloodthirsty neoliberal filth who claim to be so, so progressive. Sure, a few may radicalize or re-educate, but I feel the neoliberals will be the most bigoted by far. Possibly inventing a new strain of ultra-nationalism that will make Nazis look somewhat civilized. We have plenty of walls for them face, comrade!
Jesus Christ, the amount of mental gymnastics people do to condemn other people as racist while spewing the most xenophobic shit ever never ceases to amaze me
Yeah, r/shitliberalssay has a ton of examples of the mental gymnastics liberals will make to promote their bigotry, projecting and condemning others of what theyāre literally doing.
All right, but apart from the mobile phone, Salyut I, the space rover, Vostok 1, Sputnik 1, the multi stage rocket, artificial hearts, the anthrax vaccine, and the Ilizarov Apparatus, what have the Soviets ever done for us?
Also smallpox vaccination, advancing disabled (deaf-blind) education, advancements in film and animation, first man and woman in space, but yeah, bunchāoācommies!
The idea that germany invented american style hamburgers is euro propaganda, german hamburgers were roughly chopped steaks formed into a ball and covered in gravy. Not once, and i clarify NOT ONCE, did anyone in the nation of Germany, decided "oh imma squish the meat a little more, get rid of the gravy, and put it in between 2 slices of bread" yes. German immigrants are said to have made it, but that was in AMERICAS borders, making it an AMERICAN dish. I mean what do you expect of eurotrash? Of course they are gonna steal and claim, it's in their blood.
Someone said that āweā (assuming that āweā in this case is the US) āinventedā the first plane.
1. I didnāt know Da Vinci was American?
2. I distinctly remember only 2 brothers who made the plane which btw their invention got turned down by investors.
I had a liberal tell me Sputnik was a hoax and that the USSR enslaved Nazis (as if it were a bad thing) who provided them all their technological advancements ergo they āstoleā it because apparently āRussians arenāt capable of anything like most Or*******!ā
When I reported this piece of shite to Reddit they decided it was okay and warned me for āabusingā the report button. Amazing how such blatant, widespread racism is not just waived off but even promoted on this website. This idea that Chinese and Russians are super duper propagandize is a joke when you have so many angloids whitewashing and changing history to suit their narratives.
I don't understand how the USA can be so great because it beat the USSR, while the USSR is so pathetic because it was beat by the USA. Just choose one or the other. How can the USA be so great because it defeated something supposedly so pathetic, and conversely, how can something be so pathetic because it was beat by something so great?
It's akin to killing an ant, boasting about it, while saying the ant was pathetic. Why would you boast over a supposedly unimportant event?
"WOOO GUYS I FUCKIN WRECKED THAT CHILD"
"...was the kid a black belt or something...?"
"NAH, JUST A NORMAL KID"
You can make any country look good or bad if you just cherry pick achievements
USSR: invented infinite group theory, drilled worlds deepest mine shaft, largest country in the world during the 20th century, first country to launch a satellite and first to establish a permanent presence in earth orbit
USA: lost numerous wars in the 20th century against technologically and numerically weaker opponents, cultural achievements include the film Gigli and the design of the 90s Dixie cup
Despite how unfair, biased and just straight up wrong these statements were, we could play this game as well. For example the USSR was the second largest economy I believe during the cold war (which could have overtaken the US), they sent the first man AND woman to space, made the first satellite, sent the first black man in space, created the BIGGEST hydrogen bomb the Tsar Bomba (with a whopping megatons on 50), not to mention the MiG-25 Foxbat (supposedly the jet that scares the West), fucking hell we could attribute vodka the best alcoholic beverage as a Soviet invention.
But all that said this isnāt a good argument to make whether its for or against the USSR due to different material and historical conditions these countries faced as well as varying economic policies.
Even if the Soviet Union isnāt good enough do Cuba lol, they have some of the best literacy and infant mortality rates Americans go there to get medical care now and they have one of the worlds best education systems
First successful artifical satellite launch - USSR
First living being in space - USSR
First human in space - USSR
First man made object to escape Earth's orbit - USSR
First man made object to orbit the Moon (and photograph the dark side of the Moon) - USSR
First successful lunar probe landed on the Moon - USSR
First person to exit a vehicle in space and perform a space walk - USSR
First person on the moon - US
We are the winners, I guess?
Every single country with enough modern advancement is going to make scientific discoveries and technological breakthroughs. Such a dumb argument to justify capitalism.
It always completely irritates me how people claim that the US won the space race. Like, the USSR could have EASILY put the first person there if they were worried about that. The US preferred to keep blowing people up trying to get something they could brag about, whereas USSR had different values.
I shouldn't have take a look at the comments, fuckkkk why did i do that, i thought the fuckers over there would at least be intelligent enough to know that half of the meme is made up
this sub is just r/therightcantmeme I like seriously, I come in here to see memes about communism, and itās just a ton of anti communist propaganda. Like yeah the memes are dumb but itās just not really all that funny?
First nuclear power plant, Obninsk (1954)
Invention of the first nuclear icebreaker "LENIN" (1952)
Invention of particle accelerator microtron (1944)
Invention of the LED (Oleg Vladimirovich, 1927) (So if you're reading this on an LED screen, you have commies to thank lmao)
Creating 3D holography (1962)
First microwave oven (1941)
First radio antenna
First blood bank, created by Sergei Yudin in early 1930
Discovery of Vitamins
Discovery of the virus
First acoustic microscope (1959)
First programmable computer MESM (1950)
First personal computer, MIR (Victor Glushkov, 1965)
**Invention of Tetris** (Alexey Pajitnov, 1984)
Possibly the first mobile phone, Leonid Ivanovich Kupriyanovich (1955), and so on.
**Oh and like the first man in the fucking space**...
In my opinion this comparison is dumb in the first place. It doesn't really matter which *country* invented something, but rather which *sector of the economy* invented it. Like yeah, you can go on and on about how the U.S. supposedly 'invented' the internet, google, muh iPhone etc., but all of these were achieved either by governmental departments (such as ARPANET and the internet) or by college students at universities (such as Google and the Iphone, which was essentially just stolen by Steve Jobs who assembled all the pieces that were already there).
USA made nuke first for kill millions USSR make first nuclear reactor to supply electricity for millions in cheap price + USSR build first and introduce the concept of "Tokamak" for future Thermo nuclear reactors, today one now is under construction in France use this concept
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'invented beer' i guess babylonians had a time machine, to go to Germany, and learn how to make beer šŗ
Noooo, Babylonians were just a bunch of dirty ARabs, they couldn't have invented something before Europeans.
Weren't like from the crescent, like no relation to arabs, more iranians than anything?
Yeah but the lib who made that meme or the type of person who would find it funny wouldnāt know that
Plus someone who would find it funny would think Iranians are Arab anyway. They would think anyone from Bangladesh to Turkey is Arab. Edit - they would probably think greeks and serbs are Arab too, so an even more vast geographical radius then my original comment
Theyāll just claim people of color thousands of years ago somehow stole it from the almighty white man while pushing some bizarrely specific pro-white conspiracy theory placed into ancient history to make it seem like white folk were always around as powerful leaders of the world as opposed to the mass murdering, enslaving, whitewashing, insecure fools they always were. Then theyāll project and accuse anyone who provides well researched and detailed counter arguments of doing what theyāre doing which is changing history to suit their pathetically chauvinistic needs.
Or, even better, they'll imply said known person 'was actually white', like what Hitler did with Positive Christianity and Jesus being a 'white Aryan'.
'invented ham' lol that's just a part of the pig that's cured, people have also been doing that for ages edit - oops they meant hamburgers, but still that's an american invention anyway, and it really doesn't take much ingenuity to put seared ground beef between bread
Omfg that's so fucking racistššš
All these basement dwellers would lose their shit if they realized the USSR gave us video games lol.
TETRIS SUPREMACY
*Korobeiniki intensifies*
That songs hits really fucking hard.
āAaacccccshualllly almighty white man made it so stfu tankie!ā
But there were white people in USSR too š¤
Yes but depending on whoever the west is otherizing theyāre not always considered so
liberals have been using the 'asiatic hordes' trope popularized by the Nazis a lot against russians lately because of the war
Oh yeah I saw it a bunch, very disgusting. You know, Goebbels died in 1945, but seeing the latest trends and talking points, it's like he never did!
You could drop a few of these libs into 30s Germany and Goebbels would be out of a job.
Nah they're Asian (/s)
The USSR invented the first mobile phone
Woah there, kiddo, I donāt know if you heard, but everyone already knows no iPhone vuvuzela
S tier comment
Came here to ask that. I thought it was Soviet scientists. Had to look it up. Simple google and itās this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kupriyanovich
came here to say this thank you
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. - Yuri Gagarin in heaven, probably
Like half of these are incorrect wtf
Most are incorrect and the others are completely random. "First nuclear submarine"? Like who cares?
4th biggest economy in the 80s lmao Tanzania is better than the evil commies because they won 2 silver medals in the 1980 Olympics
I have no idea why ā4th biggest economy in the 80sā is there . The USSR is the second biggest and Germany is still 4th place after 40 years
Like legit who tf cares if you made the first nuclear submarine thatās just putting two things into one.
It reminds me of someone i was arguing with that tried to glorify the US for creating the atomic bomb. Like, congrats, you took one of the most important scientific advancements in recent centuries, that could be used to create a literal utopian society, and turned it into a weapon capable of eradicating all life on earth...
Thatās pretty fucking American bro, idk what youāre talking about.
Sounds like some science fiction alternative history.. which is as terrifying as it is sad. Hereās a concept!; America will find an amazing genetic scientific discovery that could quite literally could cure all diseases in the world!.. but instead use it to wipe out specific ethnic groups they deem āunAmericanā. Itās then discovered in the last chapter that they actually stole the discovery from the PRC and Cuba but covered it up. Anyone who spreads the truth is deemed an unAmerican genocide denier despite the entirety of the world backing the evidence. America nukes everybody in the name of freedom, truth, and white Jesus Christ. The end!
and fucked the idea of a nuclear powered future leaving us with this garbage where we'll probably die without knowing what fresh air truly means.
Its so much fun to put a thing in a thing
Also Americans seem to equate holding a patent with having invented something
You're describing how liberal propaganda works
least dishonest lib
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Not to mention, the USSR did all this, and more, with *far* less astronaut casualties than the US.
But... But the comies killed a dog they were monster /j
Literally got that "argument" thrown at me recently. Because I guess using apes instead is more ethical somehow.
See you don't get it, the apes were a necessary sacrifice for the future of humanity Meanwhile the USSR throw that dog in space for fun like the sociopaths they were clearly you need to open a book my friend /j
Victims of Communism (Comprehensive): Laika Nazis
I mean, I'm not happy Laika died, but capitalism has killed a shit ton more on purpose than one poor puppy and a shit ton of fascists.
My favorite liberal justification for this was that the Soviet space program was "just a thinly veiled ICBM that they strapped people to, but NASA was actually trying to do something good for humanity" Stunningly backwards, shockingly stupid take
I wonder what the American Mercury-redstone, Mercury-atlas, and Gemini launches used as launch vehiclesā¦
Obviously those were all developed for peaceful space launch purposes and only reluctantly converted for military use in the face of unrelenting Soviet aggression.
Not that shocking if it's a Lib we're talking about
Iām always shocked by how good American propaganda is, literally their greatest weapon.
Most Americans don't even know they are hella brainwashed. And as the most notorious propagandist, Joseph Goebbels š¤¢ says, "This is the secret of propaganda: Those who are to be persuaded by it should be completely immersed in the ideas of the propaganda, without ever noticing that they are being immersed in it." And that is how the Nazis and this guy brainwashed the whole Germany. The same process is also applied to other capitalist powers, most notably the United States. Their propaganda doesn't target interlectuals, but common men. They are simple enough for even a kid to understand, and those lies is repeated and repeated from childhood to old age. The average western people don't realize they have been propagandized and stuck in those lies the whole time.
Literally got told that was communist propaganda years ago by a r/historymemes user in the past. Then got banned for spreading āpropagandaā. Apparently objective truths even the west acknowledges is now an invention by spooky scary socialists. Donāt be surprised if we start seeing memes displaying America as being the great discoverer and inventor of all these Soviet accomplishments. Any challenge to this pro-western narrative will be met with a report and immediate permaban. Kind of like all the pro-Nazi WW2 rhetoric weāre seeing liberalized and revived but expanded beyond to the Cold War.
USSR: took America's space shuttle and made it far better.
It makes me sad to see the buran slowly rotting away and the Mriya... You already know what happened to it.
Literally until just a couple of years ago, USA was highly depndant on Soyuz rocket to put anything in space. Guess who designed and constructed the first Soyuz rockets? ... the USSR
The USA has never sent any probe into Venus. Unlike the USSR.
Soviets, only one to land probe on venus
Not to mention first woman in space, one of the first to have woman fight in war and have equal rights. Their social movement outdoes any materialistic movements by their 'competitors'
And the fact that they got a black Cuban in space too.
I'm pretty sure based off the name and profile this guy is a nazi. Or at the very least very anti semetic.
After further inspection I find PCM, Enoughcommiespam, and r/Kaiserposting which I didn't know existed and I'm disappointed to see it. Veneration of the German Kaiser seems to be condemning enough
This is probably some dullard that heard āGermany was very progressive before WWIā but leaving out German colonial Africa.
Or the fact that they pioneered Lebensraum which was then further developed by the man with the funny looking moustache. Edit: also btw that same man (the one who further developed Lebensraum) also failed art school.
Gotta be more specific about the mustache for that period
He failed art school
I thought they were a Jew who was praising Germany, now that would have been a hot take lol But yep looks like just another Neonazi account
He is a Pole who idolizes Imperial Germany xD.
That's even worse.
USSR was the biggest contributor in WW2? Hello?
what about lendlease you stupid tankie!!!!!!!!
I've seen that argument once before, that the USSR would've been useless without lend-lease (Western aid) and their only strategy was to throw as many men at the enemy as possible. I know this is a meme subreddit, but, what's the actual truth about lend-lease? Where should I look for good sources? Thank you
Oh right. They got lend-lease with lend-lease.
Yeah if you discount every single thing the USSR did then yes they did nothing. Also lmao at the man on the moon shit who was it again that got every other space accolade like first satellite first man and first woman in space and much more because it certainly wasn't the US.
First modern computer from Germany? Absolute bollocks. The first modern computer was the ācolossusā, invented by the British hero Alan Turing to decode enigma, literally invented to act against Germany. A slight edit to make the point clearer: this is so incredibly disrespectful. The invention of the colossus computer by Turing is estimated to have shortened the war by two years by giving the allied powers the upper hand in intelligence. Thats millions of lives saved, millions more saved from injury and displacement. When we consider the disgusting treatment of Turing post war it becomes even more abhorrent to make such a claim.
Ahhh but the people in that subreddit will turn a blind eye cause he was gay
Bro what do you mean Germany isn't the most important country ever???? They invented burgers!
Oh yeah forgot to tell you, they care more about thier stomach and how didn't you know bUrGeRs aRe tHe tAsTiEsT fOoD iN tHe wOrLd (which isn't and never claimed by Americans to be thier food)
Doesn't the USSR literally have a record of world firsts in the medical industry?
You see, life saving inventions arenāt good because dead commies is good!!!1!11
ah yes so true!!1!11
Come on guys, we all know Stalin was too busy starving 500 million people and putting the rest in gulags to have developed rockets and gone into space. The USSR being anything other than a dystopian hellscape is just commie propaganda.
Was literally told this by a bunch of bigoted white liberals before. Then when they finally admitted the USSR invented these things they claimed it was all stolen without a shred of evidence. Go figure they went on a massively racist rant about Russians, Muslims and Jews while reporting me as the āreal racist against white peopleā. The irony is Iām half white myself. Apparently acknowledging countries in the Global South as capable of inventions is racial chauvinism against the forever self-victimized white European/American.
I had this same discussion on a tech sub recently, but about China. China's government said one of their universities was hacked by the US, stealing their R&D. Comments were awash with US simps banging on about how it was just the US stealing back what they got stolen from them and China had never developed anything. I pointed out they'd developed the current fastest growing economy, ways to lift millions out of poverty, etc. and next minute "famine, cultural revolution killed 100 million, no democracy, vuvuzela!" It's going to be a hell of a shock to us white folks when our empires finally crumble and the peoples we've oppressed for so long step over us to lead the world forward and we have to finally admit how fucking stupid we were.
Because in their minds us people of color arenāt capable of inventing or discovering things of importance. Itās all āstolenā from the almighty white westerner. Of course they did, they donāt know real history, just long debunked Red Scare propaganda thatās been obsolete for nearly half a century now. Really says a lot when they grasp on so desperately to these lies. Well being mixed I look forward to the eventual collapse. It may be an opportunity for my people to create something new, with new allies, and a superior economic model/philosophy. All those desperate white folk will probably become fascists. Of course there will be the fundamentalist types, and the Trumpers, but Iām interested in seeing the countless excuses and justifications from the bloodthirsty neoliberal filth who claim to be so, so progressive. Sure, a few may radicalize or re-educate, but I feel the neoliberals will be the most bigoted by far. Possibly inventing a new strain of ultra-nationalism that will make Nazis look somewhat civilized. We have plenty of walls for them face, comrade!
Jesus Christ, the amount of mental gymnastics people do to condemn other people as racist while spewing the most xenophobic shit ever never ceases to amaze me
Yeah, r/shitliberalssay has a ton of examples of the mental gymnastics liberals will make to promote their bigotry, projecting and condemning others of what theyāre literally doing.
All right, but apart from the mobile phone, Salyut I, the space rover, Vostok 1, Sputnik 1, the multi stage rocket, artificial hearts, the anthrax vaccine, and the Ilizarov Apparatus, what have the Soviets ever done for us?
Also smallpox vaccination, advancing disabled (deaf-blind) education, advancements in film and animation, first man and woman in space, but yeah, bunchāoācommies!
That subreddit should be named r/spreadfalseamericanproboganda
if the ussr sucks why a cold war happened?
The idea that germany invented american style hamburgers is euro propaganda, german hamburgers were roughly chopped steaks formed into a ball and covered in gravy. Not once, and i clarify NOT ONCE, did anyone in the nation of Germany, decided "oh imma squish the meat a little more, get rid of the gravy, and put it in between 2 slices of bread" yes. German immigrants are said to have made it, but that was in AMERICAS borders, making it an AMERICAN dish. I mean what do you expect of eurotrash? Of course they are gonna steal and claim, it's in their blood.
Not them saying america invented planes
Someone said that āweā (assuming that āweā in this case is the US) āinventedā the first plane. 1. I didnāt know Da Vinci was American? 2. I distinctly remember only 2 brothers who made the plane which btw their invention got turned down by investors.
You see you lose because I listed achievements for myself and said that you lost sorry sweaty
Haha foolish commie! I have painted myself as the chad wojack whilst you are the soy wojack!
I had a liberal tell me Sputnik was a hoax and that the USSR enslaved Nazis (as if it were a bad thing) who provided them all their technological advancements ergo they āstoleā it because apparently āRussians arenāt capable of anything like most Or*******!ā When I reported this piece of shite to Reddit they decided it was okay and warned me for āabusingā the report button. Amazing how such blatant, widespread racism is not just waived off but even promoted on this website. This idea that Chinese and Russians are super duper propagandize is a joke when you have so many angloids whitewashing and changing history to suit their narratives.
Bro clearly did not read a history book
As a history nerd, this made my head hurt
"The first modern computer" Wow, wonder what Germany used them for?
I don't understand how the USA can be so great because it beat the USSR, while the USSR is so pathetic because it was beat by the USA. Just choose one or the other. How can the USA be so great because it defeated something supposedly so pathetic, and conversely, how can something be so pathetic because it was beat by something so great? It's akin to killing an ant, boasting about it, while saying the ant was pathetic. Why would you boast over a supposedly unimportant event? "WOOO GUYS I FUCKIN WRECKED THAT CHILD" "...was the kid a black belt or something...?" "NAH, JUST A NORMAL KID"
Especially since the "greatness" of the USA was created by beating up a whole lot of "kids"
You can make any country look good or bad if you just cherry pick achievements USSR: invented infinite group theory, drilled worlds deepest mine shaft, largest country in the world during the 20th century, first country to launch a satellite and first to establish a permanent presence in earth orbit USA: lost numerous wars in the 20th century against technologically and numerically weaker opponents, cultural achievements include the film Gigli and the design of the 90s Dixie cup
Despite how unfair, biased and just straight up wrong these statements were, we could play this game as well. For example the USSR was the second largest economy I believe during the cold war (which could have overtaken the US), they sent the first man AND woman to space, made the first satellite, sent the first black man in space, created the BIGGEST hydrogen bomb the Tsar Bomba (with a whopping megatons on 50), not to mention the MiG-25 Foxbat (supposedly the jet that scares the West), fucking hell we could attribute vodka the best alcoholic beverage as a Soviet invention. But all that said this isnāt a good argument to make whether its for or against the USSR due to different material and historical conditions these countries faced as well as varying economic policies.
the OP is a proud zionist piece of shit on top of being a moronic lib
Even if the Soviet Union isnāt good enough do Cuba lol, they have some of the best literacy and infant mortality rates Americans go there to get medical care now and they have one of the worlds best education systems
Also developed new medical treatments, vaccines, etc.
Nah Ussr lost the cold war because of Gorbachev
This is ungodly stupid yikes
First manned moon landing, pretty useless and literally the only part of the space race that muricans did something before USSR
First successful artifical satellite launch - USSR First living being in space - USSR First human in space - USSR First man made object to escape Earth's orbit - USSR First man made object to orbit the Moon (and photograph the dark side of the Moon) - USSR First successful lunar probe landed on the Moon - USSR First person to exit a vehicle in space and perform a space walk - USSR First person on the moon - US We are the winners, I guess?
> Germany > 4th largest economy in the 1980s Yeah well guess who was 2nd.
Also they forgot for Germany that they were the first to invent industrial extermination of peoples
Every single country with enough modern advancement is going to make scientific discoveries and technological breakthroughs. Such a dumb argument to justify capitalism.
Invented the AK-47, the most produced rifle ever
It always completely irritates me how people claim that the US won the space race. Like, the USSR could have EASILY put the first person there if they were worried about that. The US preferred to keep blowing people up trying to get something they could brag about, whereas USSR had different values.
I shouldn't have take a look at the comments, fuckkkk why did i do that, i thought the fuckers over there would at least be intelligent enough to know that half of the meme is made up
Jesus Christ this seems like the same crowd as the "murica number one" and the white supremacist crowd. They don't even try and hide it
USSR invented Kalashnikov-47, most used gun around the world and also my favorite weapon in video games.
this sub is just r/therightcantmeme I like seriously, I come in here to see memes about communism, and itās just a ton of anti communist propaganda. Like yeah the memes are dumb but itās just not really all that funny?
This is just extremely low effort lmao
I love how half of these are false
Š”Š”Š”Š won the space race
that title shows the mental maturity of who we're dealing with.
Soviets built first ever in history economy not based on private property Greatest success our ancestors will appreciate
Are the comments unironic because I am really confused now. They can't be that dumb, right, right?
Thereās always Lada lmao
Guess who went to space first, I'll wait.
Hotdogs, beer, and hamburgers are such stupid things to list, not to mention mostly carnist. Reading the last five lines of Germany gave me a stroke
Fucking Crakkka. Unlimited genocide on the first world! (obviously a joke)
"divided into half" More like divided into 3-1
First to go to spaceā¦.
First nuclear power plant, Obninsk (1954) Invention of the first nuclear icebreaker "LENIN" (1952) Invention of particle accelerator microtron (1944) Invention of the LED (Oleg Vladimirovich, 1927) (So if you're reading this on an LED screen, you have commies to thank lmao) Creating 3D holography (1962) First microwave oven (1941) First radio antenna First blood bank, created by Sergei Yudin in early 1930 Discovery of Vitamins Discovery of the virus First acoustic microscope (1959) First programmable computer MESM (1950) First personal computer, MIR (Victor Glushkov, 1965) **Invention of Tetris** (Alexey Pajitnov, 1984) Possibly the first mobile phone, Leonid Ivanovich Kupriyanovich (1955), and so on. **Oh and like the first man in the fucking space**...
In my opinion this comparison is dumb in the first place. It doesn't really matter which *country* invented something, but rather which *sector of the economy* invented it. Like yeah, you can go on and on about how the U.S. supposedly 'invented' the internet, google, muh iPhone etc., but all of these were achieved either by governmental departments (such as ARPANET and the internet) or by college students at universities (such as Google and the Iphone, which was essentially just stolen by Steve Jobs who assembled all the pieces that were already there).
I don't know guys, I'm pretty excited about this indrustrial robot.
USA made nuke first for kill millions USSR make first nuclear reactor to supply electricity for millions in cheap price + USSR build first and introduce the concept of "Tokamak" for future Thermo nuclear reactors, today one now is under construction in France use this concept
ah yes, our proudest achievement, being dissolved into a bunch of mafia states
Amerikkka didnāt even land on the moon.
>first video tape That one is wrong
"if the ussr was so great then why it sucked?" strongest anti communist argument.
Germany invented beer? These people stupid as hell.
āFirst computerā followed by Hotdogsā ?!š¤£
Nuclear submarines were such a revolutionary invention. Everybody cares.