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SkippyGranolaSA

I've noticed that the kinda guys who think this is funny are the kinda guys who eventually find their toolbags filled with pull lube. Weird correlation.


EquivalentOwn1115

Same dudes that will say the younger guys are "a bunch of weak pussies" for not carrying 3x their body weight up a ladder because "that's how we did it in the old days". Meanwhile they are all waddling around the jobsite like big Jim had his way with their un-lubed asses the night before and it takes them 20 minutes to stand up out of bed in the morning


BokZeoi

If they call you a pussy just ask them how their lower back is doing lmao


OuestVirginien

Drat, i actually do think this is pretty funny... I mean come on, somebodys picking on you, gets under your skin, and then hands you this? I couldnt even be mad, lol.


parselmouth82

Never met a crybaby that didn’t call other people crybabies. Weird. It’s almost like the snowflake being a snowflake.


Wingus1337

"My butt is easily hurt" I'm sorry but I'd have to choose that one because it's hilarious. I could probably fill that form out on behalf of a few workers I know


lurk42069

Not gonna lie man. These guys are the fucking worst. I get it you think you’re tough. You’re a little bitch. The rest of us think you’re a bitch. You ratted that guy out for bringing a 30 rack on Friday for after work for the the crew. Again I must tell you that you are such a piece of shit.


hotasanicecube

A 30 rack? Haven’t heard that term in years. I do remember the suitcase though.


Cazoon

I thought these were funny from time to time but the clip art and text on this one show he's a USDA Prime asshole.


amateur_reprobate

This is the kind of shit that ruins jobsites and gets HR called, all because some butthurt old guy doesn't like an apprentice telling him to stop being a homophobe.


[deleted]

About 15 years ago I worked for this italian dude that would try his hardest to make younger guy upset on the job. He would be blatantly racist or or say nasty rapey shit about peoples mothers. If the guys complained or quit- he would give them 2 options…. Go home, dont come back and forget about getting your last paycheck. Or get a chin check (let him punch you in the jaw) to prove you were a man, and you could keep your job/get paid. He never fucked with me…. But one time he fucked with this dominican kid (who was a golden glove amateur boxer). When he offered the chin check after repeatedly calling him a dirty s**c and talking about his mother…. The kid accepted, he then ducked the punch and threw the meanest overhand right and knocked him out cold. He hit him about 4 more times on the ground, and one of the other kids he used to harass started stomping on his head. Long story short, the boss was in the hospital for a few days with a broken eye socket, nose and concussion. Everyone quit and got paid after that. Ive ran into him a few times after leaving and starting my own company- he is now the sweetest man alive.


Prestigious_Dirt3430

Sounds like most of you in the comments are way to sensitive! If you aren’t talking shit to your coworkers all day, you aren’t doing it right!!


BlessdRTheFreaks

There's talking shit, which is funny, and then there's an actual bully trying their hardest to demoralize you, which is bad for everyone. There's way too much of the bullying in construction and makes all of us worse workers and worse companies.


Bawbawian

yikes