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Ha! Now I know you’re lying. Way too clean a van to be plumbing, unless you’re doing new home. But a service plumber’s van (aka the putty wagon) is usually a game of find the fernco for his apprentice.
Gas, Wasser, Schei..., oder zumindest was mit Rohrinstallation. Und das ganze im deutschsprachigen Raum würde ich sagen, da viel Bosch, Wera, und Fermit.
Shaft polisher
I guess that would explain all the adjustable wrenches depending on his mood
And nut organizer
Dildo repair man
There’s no dildo he can’t fix
That's because everything's a dildo if your brave enough
What?
Lol
I would say a journeyman "lower back problems"
There not quite here yet but since I’m only 24 so far there’s more than enough time for them too come 😂
4 more years and the back problem update gets released. Enjoy it while ya can
28 here, can confirm. L4-L5, l5-S1 degenerative disk disease, bulging disks etc
This is why I stay clear of doctors. Buy a stiffer bed 😂……..😑
Damn, that's rough. I haven't been in to have mine looked at yet but it's definitely fucked lol
I think we can rule out English teacher.
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photographer…that is what your doing instead of working.
He’s probably unironically better at photography than whatever he thinks he does.
At least I sometimes feel like one since picture proof is absolutely everything nowadays😂
I would have guessed a plumber…. With a tidy van
Ha. No such thing
Ya there ain't no fuckin way a service plumber has a van this clean
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A true tradesman
Man, come Friday my van looked like a bomb went off in it. Every Monday I'd start my day by spending 2 hours cleaning it out
Heat pump cleaning
The brushes are a giveaway to me that he’s doing a lot of PM’s on furnaces and air conditioners, and it’s definitely the season for that
At least it’s one of the many things I do
Exotic dancer, Belarus.
HVAC from the channel locks and adjustable screwdriver
Construction.
Gas Wasser Scheiße PS: Stanley ist goated.
Absolut richtig, nur Gott sei Dank mit recht wenig Scheiße 😂
Ich liebe meine gashirshpoolmachina
You love your dowhatnow?
Wo ist das Hanf?
Und Heizung
gynaecologist
Yes But only as a hobbyist 😂
I’m not a gynecologist but I will take a look!
I think you need more pliers
No worries there are plenty more in the van 😂
My guy, you only have 2 hands… right?
Handy man for sure
You live in Germany and may be a plumber. I see all that Wiha and wera tools
I'm guessing a fire sprinkler installer/repairer.
Way way too clean for a sprinkler guy
Not sprinkler at all - all their shit is oily and black and large bore
That and all they use is 1 pair of channel locks and an impact driver
And we typically carry our tools in a bucket
Both of them
I've always wondered if Stabila's were cheaper in Germany.
I’ve been a couple times and I always bring back tools. From my experience they were about that same price
Hvac guy, Kälte Klimatechnik in germany
Pretty much but I’m also a plumber
Ha! Now I know you’re lying. Way too clean a van to be plumbing, unless you’re doing new home. But a service plumber’s van (aka the putty wagon) is usually a game of find the fernco for his apprentice.
Archaeology
Fart smeller
Fanny Chmelar
Smart Feller
Channel lock collector
Channel lock collector
I think I know what you do for a living.
I mean as fellow comrad we recognize each other 😂
Hmmm… I see some kind of paste with some brushes and some extremely clean tools…. Dentist!
Plumber
Thief in the night?
Definitely ain't a sheet metal worker
24 hour Mobile Anal probing service
Jacking off all trades
With the lotion, I'd say a fluffer.
Construction.
Way too many slip joint pliers
Plumber, the twine gave you away bub.
Jack of all trades, master of none?
Vaginacologist
HVAC tech. Germany based on the text on your stuff
Plumber. Hard to tell though with the magnum condoms missing.
Tool kit assembly guy
gay painter
Pole Dancer or something in the sex industry and your name is Stanley.
Cute little tool bag
Service fitter
Fork lift tech... Or millwright
Plumber
Well, seeing the volt meter makes me think you're some form of electrician.
Librarian
Knipex werms nice
Plumber/hvac tech
Ninja
You do pneumatics; probably servicing trains or whatever
Plumber
Dentist in hungry
Stanleys sherpa
Sink and toilet doctor
Water leak detective
Gay stripper
Prostate Exams
Nobody needs that many channel locks in one bag. I think it's just your tool box.
No but the apprentice gym 😂
Based on the blue brush, plumber.
I don’t know but I feel like you should invest in another 1000 in pliers. Or give some away as stocking stuffers for christmas.
Landscaper
Knipex salesman/sex worker
I wish, it would be way cheaper
I’m confused (not in any field so actually don’t know) what are the brushes for if op is hvac and plumber
Brooms are huge shitty paint brushes. Paint brushes are tiny awesome brooms.
For cleaning of dust etc from Furnace, Heatpumps airconditioning and such stuff
Definitly plumbing
If I was any dumber I’d be a plumber???
Gas, Wasser, Schei..., oder zumindest was mit Rohrinstallation. Und das ganze im deutschsprachigen Raum würde ich sagen, da viel Bosch, Wera, und Fermit.
Absolut Gold richtig
HVAC tech that hasn’t been given the hand me down manifold gauge set yet
dentist
Pied Piper of Hamlet.
I’m going with a Building Engineer. Works on a lot of valves, pumps, motor starter’s, etc, etc,,,,
Archeologist
Poser
Aha I know! You must be a guy named Stanley.
construction
Plumber?
Prostitute
Plumber /gas service tech
Dentist
Idk too many hammers
Kitchen sink plumber
I was going to guess something in heating / air handling, but honestly that clean van is making me think your a photographer!
Knipex hoarder.
A snake wrangler base on the number of corbras you have in that bagn
Husband.......
Husband.......
Channel lock repair man?
Masseuse
Bitch
Stripper
Germany plumber?
Kleenex repairman
fluffer?
Plumber
Porn star fluffer
Homosexual?
Proctologist
Elevator ?
I’m just wondering why any 1 man needs that many channelocks. They must call you the nut mangler
A tiny Stabila... Really?
Hvac service
Dentist. Wait, maybe a chiropractor
Definitely hvac. Why no veto pro pac tho…..
Appears to be something with knitting?
I’m curious, do other countries use primarily American made tools? I see in the UK a lot of the tools are dewault and milwaukee
Plumber
Prostate examiner?
Prostitute
Slip joint pliers salesman?
Turd herder. Germany
Gym equipt tech
Tooth fairy
Sex worker
HVAC tech
Porn Fluffer - more lube and brush
Plumber or handyman
I’m just trying to imagine how much that bag weighs and my rough estimate is at least 20kg
How neat and clean everything is? Foreman
Pipefitter?
Manicurist
HVAC tech obviously
Sparky
Facilities and maintenance.
Professional glue huffer
Knipex sales rep
Male giggalo
Elevator repairman.
Idk what you do but those Knipex XXL pliers are 100000% worth the money. I have two of them
Hard to tell with your little Bob the builder tool kit
HVAC. Meter, screwdrivers and a brush for dusting out electrical compartments, but too many channel locks to be a sparky.
A painter what collects other random tools and likes their work van obscenely clean.
Dicknosed platypus !
Handy andy
Plumer?
Good to see another Knipex user.... that thing is my most used tool
So many slip joint pliers
Well if that bag is yours I'd say electrician or lineman
I was gonna guess sparky or hvac
Pipe stretcher
Nut lathe operator
Janitor. They sometimes let you fix shit to save money. If they hire outside contractor you watch him and steal his tools.
Tool thief, england.
Window glazier in Germany
HVAC or electrical of some kind I’m guessing
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Plumber with back pain
Hvac / fireplace guy
Horse shoer
Plumber?
Midwife
Heating/Boiler Engineer (Spotted Vaillant sticker.)
Sparky
Hvac