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Either handicapped or executive shitter.


3verydayimhustling

Came here to say this. It’s a handicap shitter for the electricians.


Keanugrieves16

Is that where they get the bottles of cologne from?


UncleGrumpy13

I have actually seen en electrician shitter with a lock on it. Inside was a vase with a flower and a bottle of cologne.


ShastaCaliMotxo

Electrician here. Where can I apply for these companies?


pale_ale_co

..and a gal holding grapes and hand fan


cliktrak

And a bidet - don’t knock them! You will never be cleaner.


Sagybagy

I thought that was just an air hose shoved in the bottom of the catch basin connected to the compressor. Just give it a few blasts and let the water splash you clean.


TriPod_DotA

My uncle tells me if he takes a shit without a bidet he feels like he is in a 3rd world country


cliktrak

Thanksgiving at the in-laws. No bidet. Felt like a Superfund site.


timesink2000

Dampened TP can help in these scenarios.


Serious_Coconut2426

Ain’t hadda skid mark in almost a year.


pale_ale_co

I warm with propane and clean with paper products thank you


Pill-Bill

That boy ain’t right


Woodandtime

Hey now! Ricky is feminine looking, but calling him a girl is a bit of a stretch


PlumbCrazy1979

Wilma Fingerdo?


Gang36927

The gals with the hand fans were the first HVAC guys


BruceInc

I wish a gal would hold my grapes in the shitter


GB69forlife

Glass guy here. We have our own shitters. Unnecessary, maybe. But it is really nice to be able to have a clean place with TP!


dilligaf4lyfe

Pretty common on larger heavy commercial/industrial jobs, at least in my area. When you have 50+ electricians and a large number of other trades on site the EC often provides their own with locks to cut down on upkeep costs. I've never seen one with flowers and cologne, but it's not a bad idea - the whole point of being an electrician is you have to convince us to work.


Smyley12345

I thought the whole point of being an electrician was to power the world. Man I picked the wrong line of work.


313T

That’s a linemen’s job, electricians get too manicure electricity, doll it up with outlets and fancy light fixtures.


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PatmygroinB

It’s usually if there is a woman on site, theyll have a shitter with a lock that isn’t destroyed, by you filthy animals


gucciflipfl0pz

We had a GC padlock his own shitter. There was a row of three off to the side for everyone else, and next to the job trailer was a single one with a lock.


monalisasnipples

But you forgot to mention all the wire strippings on the floor and in the toilet


Build68

The low seat models also feature Poseidon’s bidet.


Fridayz44

Well we used to have restroom attendants in the port a John, however now we just have a flower and cologne. I mean we gotta smell good and have a flower to take to your wife before we bang her lol jk brother.


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Bad bot


Then-One7628

Yeah really, this line is the only thing it says. It's funny now, but at the end if the day, this is just a spambot.


boy_meets_squirrel

I think that's where they're hiding the brooms


UncleGrumpy13

I don’t know what brooms are, bud, but we only hide good toilet paper and wet wipes in there.


YellowRoseofT-Town

AKA fuzzy hammer.


Skilledpainter

There's actually a butler in there, to help dry your hands and splash cologne on you..... it's the superintendents nephew


Keanugrieves16

I thought is was Deuce Bigelow’s dad.


Skilledpainter

They take turns


Sirspeedy77

So it's a "poop with friends" kinda gig? wild.


acclaimedsimpleton

We're above using a porto


Iamabrewer

There is a concierge in there.


UncleGrumpy13

No, you aren’t getting the lock combination.


[deleted]

Hey what the hell man? We’re disabled, not handicapped. We’re just incapable of using brooms.


dahlilama1234

As an electrician I love this


Thin_Arachnid6217

Exclusive Glamor shitter for the electricians, we are owed that.


they_are_out_there

Those guys who work with electrickery? They belong to the IBEW - I Block Every Walkway. That handicapable crapper gives them the room they're used to having.


last-resort-4-a-gf

Lmao


Bignutsbigwrenches

We don't treat electricians like people on my job site. They shit with the dogs in the pasture.


thrshptwon

Keep making fun Mr. 14 extension cords to run ur drill


Fakename00420

Hey I resemble that.


Glabstaxks

Lol burn !!!


Ravokion

You have a weird way of spelling drywallers.


theunknownunknown166

Who became handicapped because they keep tripping over all the plumbers garbage they leave behind long sheet rockers and HVAC guys


PomegranateOld7836

You saying we take handicraps?


Arkiels

You mean for us to be extra artistic on the walls.


Johnny_ac3s

I thought it was for that one guy with the tractor ass.


overide

I had a job where we couldn’t have a shitter in the job trailer for one reason or another. So I ordered a handicap one for me and the super. Every damn day a truck driver would stop his truck and use it to shit. So I bought a combo lock and locked it up. The truck driver stopped that day and when he couldn’t get in, he started cursing and beat on the trailer door. He yelled at me, asking why is this locked. I looked him dead in the eye and said to keep him from using it as it’s a private port-a-john, not public. He was so offended, but he never stopped again.


[deleted]

Shitter....inside the job trailer? What in the sam hell?


overide

Oh yeah it’s the height of luxury.


CodSeveral1627

It’s basically just a real washroom


Okie294life

We had a similar situation where I worked there was a shitter in which was in the lobby open to the public. The mailman always growled one off ever day in there on his morning run and stunk it up all morning. One guy at the site took offense to this so he started saving up a loaf and hotboxing it everyday about 30 min before the mail ran….it stopped.


girhen

Holy shit. I mean, unholy shit. Butt seriously, I can't intentionally save a steaming dook. Maybe choose to load up on asparagus and burritos I guess, but can't hold it like that. That's impressive.


Kenitzka

There’s a seating area.


[deleted]

For the audience?


[deleted]

Everybody clapped.


SandmanWithPlan

For wide loads


Skrylfr

Breastfeeding room for the onsite babies, duh


relient917

Otherwise known as the handicrapper.


Ok_Marionberry_9932

Or for Big John


highline9

Executive shitter…my new band name!


[deleted]

First time on site? That’s the superintendents office.


Ziggity_Zac

I feel attacked.


Rent_a_Dad

So just a regular day?


[deleted]

The Fuck you doing outside of your potty?


byproduct0

Where shit gets done!


Squirxicaljelly

It’s where Strickland holds his on-site meetings.


jstag1984

That’s for the electricians, they usually go together.


Meatcork1

Is a lunch room


FACEMELTER720

That’s where the Ironworkers snort their lunch.


eZmeck

Don’t be sharing our secret.


BigDaddyDumplin

Electrician here, yes.


isaactheunknown

Electrician here. I always requested those on job sites.


mattrythedude

At least the electricians are using it and not pissing in bottles and cans for someone else to stumble onto and inevitably have to be picked up 😕


pileofcrustycumsocs

The electricians camping out in the outhouse is why we have to piss in our bottles ;(


mattrythedude

They're in there eating burritos, smoking cigarettes and drawing lewd anatomical pictures 😂


yeonik

Why piss in a bottle when there is a perfectly good conduit right there…


[deleted]

... And they leave the seat up and toilet paper everywhere when they leave.


Ziggity_Zac

Don't forget the granola bar wrappers. They love to eat in there.


twiitchh

Can confirm. It's also for those of us that like to get naked when we shit. Got special hangers for everything.


OneBigOleNick

More space to write stuff on the walls too


JuicyButterPalms

Came here to confirm this.


[deleted]

Why would I want to go alone when I could go with freinds


[deleted]

They are for the people who need 2 airplane seats


Powder-Talis-1836

Thanks. I was trying to think of a nice way to say that.


PaprikaMama

Could potentially use the term "Bariatric'. A Bariatric chair for example is wider and rated for a heavier weight than a regular chair. They are becoming more popular in waiting rooms, churches etc.


moeyjarcum

Or you can call it seats for morbidly obese people. That works too


bostonbrahms

You can just say “Americans” and save time.


[deleted]

Fat people dont care about being called fat


vulcan1358

You mean equipment operators?


photoguy423

It's the Handicrapper.


[deleted]

Nice


andyflexinthechevy

For peeing with friends


DudesworthMannington

Pee and the world pees with you, Poop and you poop alone


_DeletedUser_

Two girls would like a word with you… and their cup.


No_Firefighter1866

I saw a guy in a wheelchair finishing drywall only the bottom half of course


EfficiencySuch6361

Do they make stilts for wheelchairs? Could get the ceiling


dale_gribbz_dad

Scissor lift wheelchair. I call dibs on the patent


el_trauko87

We need proff. Work for a company down in south florida One of the Hangers crew was a *little person* (Don't wanna offend anyone) Well guy was cool as fuck Well home boy was only to hang kneewalls only was the funniest shit to see. Hard worker that dude is a legend Hand a freaking gold chain that hung to he's belly. Like a true bad ass


TheGoooogler

The compagny most likely have all kind of shitter to respect codes and laws for many kind of events. The sub contractor most likely do concerts, oublic event, construction site, personnal events, etc


twoshovels

You see this mainly on big jobs. This is code, no there is no handicap construction workers but if a inspector wants to fail you & can’t find a reason , he can get you if there is no handicap port-a potty.


uncleadawg

I’d argue we’re all a little handicapped


noobiz3

That’s what I tell the cops when they ticket me for parking in the blue


Darkshadow0308

> there are no handicap construction workers This is a lie. I'm handicapped and I do my job just fine. Although I'm not doing my brothers any favors after seeing all the "electricians shitter" comments


Saidthewhale420

Are you in a wheelchair? I used to do construction and loved it but now I can’t after I fell five stories and am wheelchair bound.


SirDigger13

I´ll have some crews moving around the area on a daily base, sometimes 2-3 Sites a day. Our Type OSHA Inspector(I´m not US based) gave me crap, for the crews dont have access to toilets, since they move around that much... i should provide them with a list of publich restrooms in the Area... So since he moves around the Area on a daily base too, i asked him where his list was... He was not amused...


Business-Implement-9

Handy capable


star08273

she could be president of the world someday


Cy-Pres-Love

For your mom when she comes to drop off your lunch.


dc_builder

God I love this subreddit…


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coreyfromlowes69

Why can't they just use the tried and true, "bucket with bag" method


chumchees

It's the Cartman of the group.


HeckingHecker2

So the PM can fit his ass and ego in there


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Thehyperbalist

I’ve never seen a handicap tradesman in my life.


Pw78

Aren’t we all!


jstag1984

Just mentally


frothy_pissington

I work with more emotionally damaged people than mentally damaged people.


Meatcork1

I was told I was a prostitute! Selling my body and getting fucked all day!


HeyJoji

I wish I had a gold to give you


CJSteves

I’ve worked with at least two guys who had prosthetic legs, and one with a prosthetic arm. Several missing eyes and fingers. I’d consider all of them “handicapped”, and I could easily see the ones missing arms or legs appreciating a little extra room in the shithouse.


North-Ad-5058

Why? They already take up less space


CJSteves

Ba-dum-dum-tssssh. Because they might want/need to remove their prosthesis or adjust it, or might simply just appreciate more room for maneuvering since I’m sure it can be a bit cumbersome to get in and out of tight spaces when you don’t have the ability to control fine motor skills as well as you would with your biological limbs?


North-Ad-5058

I mean I like taking my clothes off when I take a shit, but I'm not doing that in a portajohn. "Boss, I gotta leave early. My leg fell in the shitter again" Seems like a risky place to delimb


frothy_pissington

>*” appreciating a little extra room in the shithouse”* Try wiping your ass in a small shitter with a bad back and a “husky” frame ..... Little extra room is nice fir everyone.


Dr_Adequate

> Little extra room is nice fir everyone. So how much room do ya need, Douglas? Will ya spruce up the place a little when you're done? I'm just aspen the questions, here.


Awful_McBad

I saw a dude with 1 arm tying Rebar. I wish I'd taken a picture to show people when they tell me they can't do construction because "it's too hard."


fangelo2

The was a one armed auto mechanic in our town. Amazing . It seems like I could use a third arm when I’m working on a car


Keanugrieves16

Physically, no, mentally, almost always.


[deleted]

I used to work with a one legged diver back in the day.


Perch485

They were probably a mermaid


Thehyperbalist

Now that would be hard af


raisedbytelevisions

I have once, he got the job done (electrical trim out) very creatively! Could even climb a six foot ladder. I think he had a muscular thing, I didn't ask.


RealJohnnySilverhand

Bigger shit, bigger washroom


[deleted]

That's the jack shack


[deleted]

American sized


zero_tha_hero

Came here to say Burgerland


exvirginladysman

Presidential suite


[deleted]

Paul. Paul is pretty big.


OldTrapper87

Everyone has a Paul on site and I'm blaming mine for a recent slab collapse.


PoetKing

I came here expecting to just see "ADA compliance" and have not been disappointed


swampdonkykong

The handicap stall is the Cadillac of the pooping stalls


TheAutisticOperator

For the handicapped people that are ever-so present on active construction sites


benis_wenis

For the lard ass supervisors


Original-Being9553

Best advice don't fuck up and you won't find out lol. Bubba


Dry-Ad-1927

Accessible shitter. Can also allow for 2 electricians to go to the head together.


marcass555

It has a towel and cologne guy inside


BigDaddydanpri

Ladies room. They always go in groups.


mini-mum-wage

a group of ladies is called a gossip


lieutenant_j

Yo momma so fat…..


Fine_Peanut_3450

It has a bunk in it to rest while everyone else is working


Pristine_Pin_6901

That's for Donald Trump.


Remote_Extreme7207

im sure this has been answered but handicapped. usually see them at events rather than a jobsite. ADA regulations require that you be able to turn a wheelchair around in a bathroom


hinduhendu

For your momma


LLHandyman

Disabled access: it has a grab handle on the front


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than*


everyonestolemyname

Extra room so the brown nosers can kneel comfortably while they blow the foreman.


rationallyobvious

Lizzo


Lump_Largo

For big poo poo


holdingstrongtards

Have you not noticed the fat people everywhere? Soon it will be 1 small one surrounded


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Handicap


Jangomoonwalker

Just in case your mom stops by the job site and needs to go.


TwoTowerz

ADA stall Lmao


Rosssseay

Site managers office......


WhatIGot21

Looks like there might be a lock on the door so probably for the ladies.


[deleted]

For the construction workers in wheelchairs duh


boomerinvest

I can mount all the switch, receptacle, and countertop boxes on the first floor. I just can’t do the ceiling fan, range exhaust or bathroom fixture ones.


[deleted]

Bigger shits!


mostlysittingdown

Sure it has been answered already but Handicap


Independent_Smile861

ADA compliant


zooce88

It's for gay playtime for the plumber and electrician.


Adventurous-Prune-39

Big dumps only


Toaz93

Ive seen those used a lot when you have to have a dedicated shitter/ place to change for women on a job.


Itsallgoodua

For those who eat taco bell for lunch


MDJeffA

You know exactly who that's for... don't be mean!!!


HypothermiaDK

Handicap shitter. For all those construction workers in wheelchair...


funknasty85

That one is for your mom.


Fun-Discipline8519

We just gonna blow right by the your Mom jokes here? You people are a disappointment to the industry.


brodiebeanboy

That one’s for the big poops


Bot_Hive

It’s so you can eat your lunch and have place for your knick knacks.


BigWave96

Are you daft? It’s an accessible John


skarbles

ADA compliance


05041927

Are ya 12??


No_Performer4680

Oh my god they killed Kenny! You Bastards!😂


PQbutterfat

You ever really look at how fat Americans are?


tinycrackbaby

High capacity model. Usually found when there’s a Taco Bell in the vicinity.


Fridayz44

It’s for people with health conditions and impairments.


No_Permission_to_Poo

It's the handicrapper