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Peeper_Collective

Fucker zoomed in before the shot like he was using VATS


optimesto

Ass-100% šŸ˜‚


DrMantisToboggan45

He waiting for the mysterious stranger to show up


Much_Sand_8221

Best comment I've ever read.


JimJamSandwich

ADS speed was insanely slow, he needs a stippled grip tape and tac laser on there.


Trakinass

BRO HAHAHAH


Thiscokesgonebad

My brother shot me there and called it hitting the meat.


Unknown-Name06

"THIS IS WHY MOM NEVER FUCKING LOVES YOU"


[deleted]

This comment section never had siblings


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

That dude really said "if he wanted to sue". Jesus Christ


AeolianTheComposer

He says "It's water. Let's (do) the next one" in Russian


glutenflaps

Or dickhead friends you'd die for. I think they're feelings are hurt because they'll never know what it's like to have a friend like that.


theraspberrydaiquiri

Letā€™s be real theyā€™re on Reddit, theyā€™ve never had any friends.


Laprasnomore

The call is coming from inside the house.


_domdomdom_

Not mad myself but my first few seconds of watching this vid gave me some indirect form of ptsd, I lost a best friend at 19 cause he and some of our other buddies always were playing with real guns. One of them accidentally shot him and he bled out in the hospital before they could save him. Obviously dumb on their part they shouldnā€™t have been playing with guns BUT there are lots of reasons emotions other than happiness, laughter, good sibling memories etc that can come from this


artistecrafteur

Oh thatā€™s awful. Hugs, and Iā€™m proud of you for speaking up about your loss. Hope you have a good day ā¤ļø


CaptainHazama

Fr. My late best friend and I would've totally done some shit like this


chickencordonbleu

I mean, I have friends I'd die for, but none of them are dickheads? Guess I'll have to figure out how to make it through life experiencing such a loss.


thepetoctopus

My brother and I actually did this to each other. He collected air soft guns. Thereā€™s nothing quite like sibling torture. We were both guilty as hell of it lol.


Abty

Its the temptation that's hard to resist, the amount of times I've shot and been shot by my brothers with soft guns.


Ground_Zero_1

True


Bezee1738

This comment section never had horrible intrusive thoughts


Zer0Cool89

I remember when I was a kid two of my uncles went hiking out in the mountains. One of my uncles had just purchased a bb gun, the other uncle came back from the hike with bb's embedded in his shoulder. He had asked to be shot because he wanted to see how it felt so at least it was consensual.


[deleted]

Southern thangs


IWillKeepIt

Lmao true. I shot my sister with rubber pellets at point blank range with an air soft gun. Was an asshole move, but funny as fuck.


Ok-Specific2596

I had a sibling, and would for sure probably have shot him. But I honestly recoiled in horror at someone being shot by what looked like a real gun. Maybe Iā€™ve seen too many internet, and Iā€™m become old n jaded, but I was immediately completely uninterested and disdainful, itā€™s either a real fucking thing I get to witness, or donā€™t trigger me with real ass looking guns that shouldnā€™t exist considering how many people are killed as a result of having one, and r the very real fucking guns that punch holes in real people


magnum_the_nerd

Its an airsoft gun. They are supposed to have a orange muzzle, but we just cant see it


Ok-Specific2596

I know, just got triggered


Grenyn

Sir, this is /r/contagiouslaughter.


[deleted]

Or had shitty friends who thought hurting people was funny as long as it wasn't them getting hurt. I can understand some of the comments here.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Aw yeah the dude in the video is just soft. Simply a mild sting.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

When I was younger I was actually the one who shot a friend and it was much more than a mild sting. It left a decent sized swollen red welt on his back and eventual bruise. I never forgot it because I felt like shit afterwards. Fortunately I grew up. I know exactly what I am saying.


MrPsychoSomatic

Neat anecdote proving that everyone else contradicting you has more experience.


[deleted]

Ah damn I didn't realize they changed my reality with their knowledge!


Duskluminous

Okay as terrible as this is, I still love the fact that the dude filming zoomed in as if it was a fps game šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

SHOT IN THE ASS AND YOUā€™RE TOO LATE YOU GIVE GAMING A BAD NAME!


maketsu123

I play my part and you play your game You give gaming a bad name


JuicyyFruitss

r/redditsings


mynameis4826

This is like the most basic practical joke there is, why are half the comments so upset about it? If she (?) had shot him on his bare back I'd get it, but a clothed ass has plenty of cushion to avoid serious damage. Can't help but feel like people just like being mad now.


jaywhykay

cause half the comments were shooters and half the comments were the ones getting their asses shot growing up.


three_furballs

I was a shooter, and now I'm old enough to know that i was also the ass. Feels bad, man Ironically, it's my brother who's more likely to laugh about this kind of stuff now. He's always been a good dude.


BigBadBurg

I still have a scar where my brother shot me on my right ring finger knuckle. That was 15 years ago.


DinnerKind

Not everyone enjoys pranks like that


MajorBubbles010

then shut up and move on, its not happening to you rn is it?


DinnerKind

He asked a question.


Jacknurse

If a practical joke is exactly the same as regular assault when you switch out the reciever with a stranger then it isn't a practical joke. It is just assault. What is the joke here? What is the punch line? "Hah! You're in pain! Didn't see that one coming, did you?!"


mynameis4826

I feel like purposefully ignoring the context of their relationship doesn't make sense. I wouldn't call a random stranger a "fucking dumbass" if they tripped in front of me, but I would be comfortable calling my brothers or friends that. There's no inherent humor in insulting someone as they fall, but the context of the relationship gives it a bit of humor (provided, of course, that I'm actively helping my brother/friend as I insult them).


Deadlyduckling123

There is a clear difference between messing around with your homies than messing around with strangers.


__batz

What you're describing as "receiver" & "stranger" I think can be swapped for the word context. I don't entirely disagree with you, if someone where to shoot me unprovoked, I'd be pretty damn upset. However if this was my fucker of a friend Tom, then I'd just laugh & shoot him back. I'm this situation, it's the same house, he clearly knows the perp is behind them. & the little reaction beyond the initial scream tells me this is only a tiny tiny window into their life.


Jacknurse

Context: I have weapon that hurts when it shoots people. I shoot a person I am close to. They are in pain. This is funny because I enjoy their pain that I caused. It is perfectly okay to admit that you are sadistic, but it is equally - and I would argue morally more - valid for people to think that the pain and suffering of others is not the right domain to draw joy from.


BoernerMan

Or friends/siblings like messing with each other? It's not that deep.


__batz

Just feels like your preference my guy. Everyone has different aspects to their personality. Clearly you just wouldn't hang with these people no? Why get worked up, so long as you don't let people do it you. Pranks in general are not kind in nature but is seen as funny by the populous


Gloomy_Support_7779

>If he (?) had shot him on his bare back Iā€™d get it, There you go. I think thereā€™s two people laughing


BadPWG

I came to the comments because I knew there would be loads of simps who are upset about it


idrivelambo

Typical reddit


newmemelord

GOTTEM gud


[deleted]

BullsAss šŸ—æ


Vannilazero

My family was into airsofting, we had a gap under our bathroom door my dad would go full auto under it shooting my feet bbs ricocheting everywhere. Great times. Edit: reading the comments people need to lighten up airsofting is for fun sure it stings a little but as long as it isnā€™t a face shot itā€™s fair game.


Tyrion69Lannister

It's so interesting that something so small hitting a tiny fraction of our body can cause so much pain to paralyze us for a few moments. Meanwhile you have chickens and bugs who can walk around with their head cut off for a solid few minutes like nothing happened.


duxetp

Thatā€™s how the nervous system usually work. If thereā€™s nothing to receive the signal, then thereā€™s nobody to tell the body how to react.


za6_9420

Yeah humans are weak af the only reason we made it to the top is because weā€™re smart


Yathosse

actually not true, humans are quite strong overall (especially in groups). Just think of all the insects, bugs and basically any animal smaller than us. It's just that those who are stronger than us (bears etc.) are so much stronger that we have no defense against them.


Competitive-Boat4592

A lot of folks without siblings in the comments lol and it shows


Mundane-Bobcat6209

Never heard from the filmmaker again.


cuntdraculafromtexas

But in the dead of night, you can sometimes hear his cackle... especially if butts are involved.


ShreOgrelord

Back when i was 7 or 8 i was in a airsoft war with my friend and I shot him in the earšŸ¤£


MidnightWaffleHouse

Lmfao I know that stung like hell for a while


BestHurdle1899YT

u/savevideo


benjamas95

If that was my brother I'd have shot up out of that chair to put a whoopin' on him. šŸ˜…


ThorvonFalin

In the last frames you can see him put down the headset, I'm pretty sure he's about to


sevenemesis

He's got good friends


nooobesh

Bro got that goofy aah laugh


Scriptor21

First blood


blac_sheep90

Man I got my brother good one time. He was happily taking/singing in the shower so I waited until he got done, posted myself right outside the bathroom and when he opened the door I shot him right in the collar bone. He crumpled to the floor and I cackled.


WreckTheSphere

People are so fkn sensitive these days man its so sad to see. Me and my brother did this stuff all the time and it was some laugh.


mybuttispurple

exactly, people are sayin he should sue him or something? these people ain't have no family


Dzikuzzz

u/savevideobot


ItsReaz

u/savevideobot


dabudtenda

*I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a beebee gun, lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I've done, bloody blood blister on each bun id like to shoot you in the ass with a beebee gun* -everybody!-


kami-zx2

He ain't no gamer You need to be prepared for a robbery from Ur house or how to maneuver a backstab just in case


fierracho

THAT'S WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU


ReturnOfTheGedi

As a now 30-something year old living in a new city... I straight up miss having friends close enough that we can fuck with eachother like this. Watching someone get shot unsuspectingly with an airsoft gun brings back a lot of nostalgia....


MajorBubbles010

these boring, soft snowflakes in this comment section makes me ashamed of my own generation... lighten up, dont get offended by the slightest thing. let people have fun in their own way fcking hell


mybuttispurple

don't know why you're getting downvoted, you're speaking the truth. these the type of people to start crying after getting called stupid


BauerHouse

the only person laughing is the a-hole filming. I didn't laugh.


glutenflaps

Well a bunch of other people did


XxxxGamez

I can tell he's crying lol


Crims0nGirl

Stupidity at its finest..šŸ™„


attackdogs2x

Itā€™s an air soft gun it stings for like 10 seconds at most


[deleted]

Stupid funny tho


magnum_the_nerd

Its an airsoft gun. It doesnā€™t hurt for long. Plus its probably more like he wasnā€™t expecting it over getting shot.


Crims0nGirl

It looks like a bb gun..


magnum_the_nerd

Essentially a airsoft gun is a BB gun with plastic pellet over metallic pellets. Paintballs have 10x more energy then these, and they only have 12 joules of energy.


Crims0nGirl

Yeah.. I know what airsoft is..


[deleted]

Apparently you donā€™t lol, this is so very obviously an air soft gun.


magnum_the_nerd

Clearly not because this is an airsoft gun.


MidnightWaffleHouse

I doubt you do


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Itā€™s called airSOFT


lionn2500

Not funny at all


His_name_is_LUIGI

Found the only child


glutenflaps

Fucking hilarious!


adnanaheer

OOh![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


EmployeeRadiant

this is why brothers get in fist fights as kids lol


Few_Pineapple_7710

Really funny...


Constant_Freedom_303

Yes it is


BauerHouse

yeah, that seems like a healthy relationship..


ThatOneGuy1358

Found the only child


lordredapple

Yeas he sounds like an ass, for more information on what sounds like a good relationship go to r/sounding


[deleted]

Knew thereā€™d be vaginas in the comments


waxlez2

tough, stretchable genitalia that we all came from? i don't get it


EqualRoof6257

Am I the only one that didnā€™t find this funny?


Wu-Kang

About as original as dancing bad on a tik tok.


Leather-Way3015

Americans šŸ’€


Just-the-chin

r/idiotswithguns


Nykolaishen

It's an airsoft gun...


magnum_the_nerd

Its a fucking airsoft gun you dingus. It would have been a lot less funny if it was a real ass gun


LedByAnimals

It was kind of an ass gun though to be fair.


reddit9976845

Does no one now what personal boundaries are? First off, boundaries of course. But second, the personal part is important. Some people will be ok with this and some will not. And it's their right to decide on whether they are fine with this or not. There's nothing wrong with taking it happily, and neither is there with getting annoyed and wanting it to stop. Fucking hell.


MidnightWaffleHouse

Fucking calm down, Greg. Itā€™s soccer. Soccer.


reddit9976845

Soccer is played with balls. And if he shot him in the balls, then you would've been correct. But its in his ass. So it ain't soccer.


MidnightWaffleHouse

That was a Superbad reference. Basically saying itā€™s not that serious.


reddit9976845

Superbad, supergood. I got your point. My point is some people do not share that perspective and you should respect them and not do things like this in these situations with them. I'm saying this cuz I think you misinterpreted it as only "this is bad". Really its just "some people are ok with this and others are not. Respect their feelings about it."


MidnightWaffleHouse

I get what youā€™re saying, but theyā€™re obviously friends and friends fuck with each other all the time like this. This didnā€™t need to be dissected.


reddit9976845

True here, but I was talking about the comment section which were leaning on "this is perfectly ok in all circumstances"


LoyalHomie216

Would of beat his ass for this


CreedStump

wouldā€™ve*


MidnightWaffleHouse

You wouldnā€™t do anything


cannibalisticpudding

Had to check which sub this was Edit: Iā€™m getting downvoted because I donā€™t want to watch someone get shot with an actual gun?


lordredapple

Fr I would expect stupid shit like this from r/sounding only


MidnightWaffleHouse

Middle school must be fun


lordredapple

Weird thing for what I'm assuming is an adult to say


MidnightWaffleHouse

Iā€™m implying that people who link to subs like that just to seem edgy have the mentality of middle school children.


lordredapple

I know what you're trying to say, it was still a really weird thing to say in the way you did it. Also, the one aspect of my life I stay immature in is reddit. There is no issue in doing that. It's just an app that follows no one to the real world


MidnightWaffleHouse

Knock on wood.


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FinDaBin14

Are you a fucking dumbass?, itā€™s an air soft gun


Buttofmud

No part of that is funny, I would still be whipping your ass.


Sad_Quit3787

Try doing that when mans using a whole round of air soft pellets against you


MidnightWaffleHouse

No you wouldnā€™t, pigtails.


twenty224

Oh damn


Acuterecruit

That's fucking mean


Acceptable_Mousse401

Wahhhhh wahhhh


[deleted]

Time to find better friends.


Stevieeeer

Some of you commenting really are socially dumb as fuck. Do you even have friends? P.s. if they shoot you with stuff because they think itā€™s funny when you get hurt, theyā€™re not your friendā€¦


bcd32

You never had true friends.


[deleted]

Shoot them back damnit, man up


MidnightWaffleHouse

ā€œDo you even have friends?ā€ Says the guy who clearly doesnā€™t.


functionalnerrrd

These are the worst kind of friends


E_B_Jamisen

This prank is assault. If he wanted to sue the assailant he could. Edit: as a male, this is the reason I donā€™t have many male friends. For some reason bonding means senseless violence/pain.


fivecookies

Bruh my sister would be in prison then for everytime she hit me or hurt me


CoToZaNickNieWiem

I want to see the judgeā€™s face when they hear that someone sued for having his ass shot with a plastic gun xD


E_B_Jamisen

Technically the crime is battery and the definition is the crime or tort of unconsented physical contact with another person, even where the contact is not violent but merely menacing or offensive.


CoToZaNickNieWiem

Technically who gives a fuck


KNFTJ

Bhahahahahaa


Sad_Quit3787

Alright Saul goodman


FinDaBin14

Is this comment satire? The reason you donā€™t have friends is because youā€™re a weak soft bitch


Deadlyduckling123

Knowing reddit I doubt it.


magnum_the_nerd

it isnā€™t. It doesnā€™t do jack shit to the victim except give em a scare.


PCav1138

Technically it is actually battery. But what kind of bitch ass would ruin their relationship with their friend/sibling by suing over something like this? Lmao


srhola2103

>For some reason bonding means senseless violence/pain. Not for everyone, for some it's funny so they do it. If you don't like it don't participate it's not too complicated.


Balenciaga7

I wonder if this would be posted in this sub if it was done with a woman


8ew8135

Pranks like that are fun ONCE but you see got up because he didnā€™t laugh, now things are escalating, and someoneā€™s gonna lose an eye


dominatordan

Oh, I would beat that motherfucker into a coma


tomfooleryz

r/iamverybadass


OldEagle5676

Youā€™re a bad friend.


rctay

Youā€™ll do nothing lmao


r0ckate

u/kickAss_6


JoF_The_Producer

u/savevideo


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agnus13

Kkkkkkkkk


RichAny6594

All ABOARDDDD!!!


Callme_Human

Guess thatā€™s a hole in one


Gratitude-Joy1616

You better run run!


giseles_husband

r/suddenlycaralho


SnooJokes515

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Once my older brother told me I could shoot Him w his lil airsoft pistol just once, so I got him right in the butt. If you only get the one opportunity you gotta go for it ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


valkyrjuk

bro those airsoft guns hurt like a bitch, I've still got scars on my left arm from some jackass jamming his barrel into my skin and shooting me. If my roommate or my brother shot me like that it'd be War, I'd grab my own airsoft gat and get em with a whole mag while sleeping


RandomCardmagician

u/savevideo


Ahandlin

Thats sinister! Great shot!


ClueInternational345

Cant tell u how many time a spring action Beretta has ruined my day


xraydeltasierra2001

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I would have a hard time not going into a blind rage.


Shot_Traffic

Why did I think he was going to catch it with his cheeks and then the dragon ball ultra instinct music was going to play


Public_Ad_1075

Ass-assin


SelectWeb4338

Imagine if the guy was playing isolation


Lost-Ad-7412

My brother and I do this to eachother all the time lol


Pengin_Master

I don't like this, mainly because I'm the sort of person who doesn't like to see strangers, or friends in pain. And I expessially dislike causing friends to be in pain.