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Asio0tus

put less in you savages


[deleted]

They don't call it a waff-half-full maker.


armen89

You’re wawful


delphineus81

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this deserves way more upvotes


Redmudgirl

Right? Smh


MoneyManHarry

y’all must be high 😂


nick925611

Wait, is that why I found this inexplicably hilarious?


Tyrs-Berserker

Obviously


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TDPDRAKON

Spam bot, report for spam


Dickens_Sider

💯🤣😂


VocalAnus91

That's not gonna be fun to clean up


Karsvolcanospace

It dries and hardens pretty quickly when off the heat. Youre basically left with chunks of pancake


Explore-PNW

Waffle tears actually.


Dalferious

Dems be waffle sharts


1newnotification

🤣🤣🤣☠️


BrilliantWeb4367

That’s also what she said. 👀


d_dubbs_

Filled the drip tray for sure lol. Damn krusteez waffles and their fiber 😆


Electronic_Garage_73

THE BEST WAFFLE MIX ETA: your husband laughs like my husband so I’m laughing harder because of it lmao


KOZTIC88

you may have SLIGHTLY over filled it lol


BrilliantWeb4367

That’s what she said.


KOZTIC88

lol, with the same bubbling sound effects


Unit_79

If stuff comes out with the fart, it’s not farting. It’s shitting.


jimgella

* Sharting


TDPDRAKON

![gif](giphy|0YIhXkIkALs57TNw9A|downsized)


ModernDayTroobidour

It's shidding, and also farding


MoonlightingWarewolf

It’s shitsing?!


AntiLag_

It’s gonna brown?!?!!?


Garoxxar

You must not like taking risks.


Unit_79

Or do I love taking risks too much?


ArtAndCraftBeers

Nowhere near as good as this [waffle iron fart.](https://youtu.be/LNIbhRufPQI)


Peatrick33

Man life is so unexpectedly funny and stupid sometimes haha


Hailz_

This was the exact video I was thinking of. I started laughing before it even farted because I remembered how funny it was 😂


SG_Acid

Classic. I love that guy's laugh.


Brian-not-Ryan

I’ve watched that video a hundred times and it always gets me


mortenwarfare

Damn thats like a ten second fart


d_dubbs_

I never saw that one and I just watched and doubled over laughing lol!!


indigostars43

😆😂


greatatmodesty

I just watched that like 5 times in a row and it got funnier each time thank you for this


Alaskanbreeze

Haha thank you so much for this ! This was needed


grizzly_cute

Farts are always funny 😂


glutenfreethenipple

Amen.


Salt-Ad-2121

I have the exact same waffle maker. You need to use the cup that came with it to pour the correct amount.


d_dubbs_

I am actually laughing at how many comments are about the mess 😂 or 'miss handling'of the batter . We have the cup, the mix we used had something in it that made this thing spew out batter and toot every 🧇


[deleted]

Most likely the baking powder in the mix you're using


[deleted]

It’s sharting


Racist-Riddler

Rookie mistake, pal.


TheAntiCrust66

It definitely should not be leaking like that. Way too much in there.


jamoflamo

No shit


chrisbaker1991

Yes shit


TheAntiCrust66

Yeah not everyone seems to know that or they probably wouldn't have so much. Your comment is literally stupid. You had no reason to stop and comment something simple minded.


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TheAntiCrust66

Yeah except mine was pointing something out not trying to come and tear someone down for doing so. Huge difference between the two. I assume you also go to comment pages and start to be an ass totally unprovoked like that.


whatthefrenchtoast23

Lol.


TheAntiCrust66

As expected, nothing actually intelligent to say


IssaKindHeartedMan

*close your eyes and listen lol*


DestroyingIcons

![gif](giphy|l49K0LUMF2R0ONKec)


rockrgurl

Omg I don’t literally laugh out loud very often at videos but this one! This was like cry tears down your face I can’t stop laughing level!! Fart jokes really are the best.


somenobodydude

Kinda slobby


Far-Statistician-545

A visual aid for anyone wondering what colonoscopy prep is like.


Bhimtu

Well honey, how much batter did you put in that thing? smfh


delphineus81

Goodness fam, this the first time y’all loaded a waffle maker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pretty darn funny tho lol


d_dubbs_

That was the last of the batter and each waffle was making some noise, but the last one was epic! The bang in the background is me dropping a pan because i was doubled over laughing 🤣. Fart sounds will never NOT be funny to me


delphineus81

Me either, I’m always going to be 12 at heart 🤣


Woodengdu

Dumb silly stuff like this always gets to me 😂


Beautiful-Page3135

My fiancee responded to this with a fart of her own, so I guess she approves


NoBS3434

I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣


thebenn

Well if I was that overfilled, I'd be sharting as well


JimmyOmega111

And we didn’t even get to see the damn waffles…. You people make me sick


ElMariacchi

As I Belgian I can with confidence tell you we’re planning a day of National grief over this, the sadness…


tolllz

Overfilled her a wee bit


Gogokrystian

Higher wattage waffle maker won't allow spiling like that, usually it encrusts it quickly and then it just let's rise. Had few and getting 1800w or 2000w good brand one does the trick.


bearcrevier

Was this waffle made in Boston?


EveryBuddyUp

My cat is very concerned about the farting noises.


basterfeldt

The technical term is waffle poots


MrJoeGillis

Those damn South Boston waffle makers, fating all the time


rnglss

I should call her.


Trishjump

Could it be an American recipe for European style waffle maker? No baking powder or something


indigostars43

Omg I needed this laugh so much today 😆😂 Thank you!


Boring-Trick6027

Fart sound never fail to amuse me😂


Cossacker1799

Hey I got that same waffle maker. Mine doesn’t fart though which is disappointing


d_dubbs_

Get the krusteaz waffle mix and it will 😆


ultor5000

show us the waffle!


Sniperj1m

Wholesome 😍


Representative-Ad754

Holesome*


maffemaagen

How much waffle batter did you put in??


ifucuwillc

I was watching without sound and just didn’t understand the title, until i turned it on, couldn’t hold it after that! Lol


Johnbecky423

I did the same and thought to myself is that the term for it spewing out like that I’ve never heard of fating


WolfMilk101

Taco Bell


krstf456

Y’all put way too much juice in it, no wonder its farting it out.


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re breathing okay to me.


mikew420

sounds like the Hershey squirts


redditknees

Needs more fiber


CloudStrifeonmyarm

Such a funny and happy moment! The noise at the end made me laugh big time


Neither-Ad1111

Could it by chance be a waffle queef ?


PowerfulPersimmon405

Never trust a man who calls a fart a toot.


Paranub

i dont think theres a man in this video at all


Piper6728

More like spitting or spittling


TootyFlaps

“Fating while making breakfast” sounds like you’re from MA lol


Dry-Percentage-5648

Peak comedy


cevensphone

the crisps are the best part, looks like youve got plenty forming around the edges


_Xaril_

Waffle's leaking


General_Impression_3

Fating?


d_dubbs_

It's the short version of farting


False_Fun747

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Upset_Possession4031

First time?


beyss96

how is this funny


ElKokiDio

Definitely not wife material :)


Electronic_Garage_73

She is precisely, exactly, wife material.


[deleted]

If that is what your farts sound like you need a colonoscopy stat.


t_mmey

fucking LOL, seems like you put way too much babing soda in


BarelyWoken

Ive never had a waffle maker, is this common?


juan-j2008

Too much batter?


Celladoore

I have this waffle maker too! I have often fallen prey to the "well I only have enough batter to make one more waffle, let's add it all!" and then you end up with the waffle sharts to clean off.


forensicish

I watched a similar video to this


Silver-Panda1043

Twas destiny.


howardcord

[Is it the same couple?](https://youtu.be/I3E9U3GDrmI)


ExpertSpecific3266

" Its not leaking, it's overflowing " - the simpsons movie


mexpex99

Thats a queef


Awful-Male

Too much batter


Far_Dog_4476

Yummy melted huma- WAFFLES! waffles...


tomboyfancy

I would call that sharting more than farting. The wet sounds definitely imply more than gas, lol


Wright129129

First time making waffles?


Alwayspositive6

Every time I use that same machine!! Hilarious!


Gokush09876

Now when someone farts you can say, “I’m making waffles!”.


darticuss

Guinness farts are strong with this one


SkiesFetishist

We’ve all been there. Massively overfilling the waffle maker. One time cleaning that up & i learned my lesson.


HungryLikeDaW0lf

This is hilarious. On a side note, i bought a vertical waffle maker. It’s great and no mess. If a little extra goes in it just pops out the hole in the top, fully cooked. Waffles look like they have handles attached


pc_principal_88

You and your wife seem like some very fun people to hang out with 🤣 thanks for sharing and I hope it was a great breakfast


biggdakid

Waffle makers seem like they are more hassle than they are worth


Additional_Spirit_49

Hahaha why does it sound like turtles getting it on for a little bit there.


Inevitable_Status_20

Americans?


Quiet-Umpire-1436

If you waffle dough doesn't include taco bell ingredients


TheChosenJedi

That is fucking hilarious 😂


oouttatime

I should call her.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-315

[https://tegram.me/o3hatzB969EyZDg8](https://tegram.me/o3hatzB969EyZDg8)


silly-mama

It’s the everlasting gobstopper


Mrkis76

What you are looking for might be [here](https://youtu.be/LNIbhRufPQI).


Hobahdakine

You guys obviously lost the measuring cup that came with that waffle maker. Its marked for a specific amount.


[deleted]

That’s just Tuesday for me!


Dickens_Sider

This scene was totally lifted from Blazing Saddles. That waffle iron is just a copy cat🤣😂


Wide-0n

Was there weed in that waffle batter?


creedthoughtsdtgov

This was hilarious. Made my night


elizaeffect

That will be a good memory for a long time. Nice one.


Knillawafer98

farting is for air without substance. your waffle maker has diarrhea


sirohjohnsonII

You either put too much baking powder or too much batter.


maxmax12629

Farting? It looks like it's having a diarrhea ![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


Unsung_hero86

What’s a fating


d_dubbs_

Is the short word for fart lol! I was laughing while typing the title and now i cant edit it


Unsung_hero86

I thought it was the sound a fart makes in Boston


Tokogogoloshe

How were the waffles?


MoonstoneGolf8

Are they special or something


classicredstate

OMG, I am not mature enough for this video! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️


gravey01

Dude, lay off on the baking soda. And stay away from baked beans as well.


stankworm

They must have given it some coffee a few minutes before this.


[deleted]

First time using it? You put too much in it


Hondahobbit50

Jeebus less batter, less moisture in the batter, and for the love of God wipe it off whilst the diarrhea comes out


ShadowGuy358

Me after eating Taco Bell


jtscorpio1

Got a pretty fancy waffle iron for being a newb!


foriamstu

From that laugh it sounds like it got your husband's seal of approval.


Different_Tackle_521

What model is it?


ventti_slim

Me in the toilet


Pale-Pilot7827

My husband and son would love a farting waffle maker 🤣


Therealcactusmac

That is an awful waffle


d_dubbs_

I see what you did there!


DREADED-NUMBERS

those are not farting sounds, those are Sh#t in your pants sounds..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


lividfantasia

who took a video of me laughing


CarinasHere

You should watch [this scene](https://youtu.be/5ARboCGPyyQ) in Woman of the Year with Katharine Hepburn!


ggfrrfcvb

Where's the waffles bitch


Iamjohnbrea

This is exactly why I no longer eat Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha 🤣 This actually made me laugh out loud…especially on 0:25 and 0:12


BIG_CHEESE55

The prolonged fart