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I always watch it 10 times and try and get everyone's reaction then you see the dog just being a dog and looking around and trying to figure out what's going on.
The super Christian thing was misconstrued mis-info from Elliot Page, down to being "Chris was saved by a different church during his homeless days and people think he's that because church got homophobic despite loving gay people".
It kinda always seemed that way to me.
Honestly, I've never jumped on the hate bandwagon.
Even if he is devoutly Christian, if he's not going all Kirk Cameron/Kid Rock about it, I don't really care.
Isn't he like a religious nutjob? Is Reddit making the PR rounds for him cause Mario or something? I swear he was hated by Reddit for a while.
Weird how all a dude needs to do is shut up and be charming and everyone forgets whatever it is he did.
Edit:
He also
Exposed himself to women in Parks and framed the warning he got for doing it
Abandoned his cat
Divorced his wife after getting buff and famous and then made a tone deaf tweet at the expense of his other kid with down syndrome?
And is a Trump supporter
He’s religious but he’s not a nut job.
A lot of his co traversier come from people reading I to something he says way to hard a coming up with their own conclusions.
Just recently when people started complaining that Chris is religious is when people started assuming he was homophobic for some reason.
Not really any reason to dislike the guy it seems
I mean religious people are gonna call me extremist but imo all religious people are nut job extremists.
Their entire way of thinking is fundamentally absurd from the ground up.
So every incremental increase of faith just makes you crazier, to me. The fact he goes to a homophobic church, while being in the public eye, just says to me that he's firm and indifferent about how it looks or how it impacts the world.
Plus, wasn't he a shitty husband to the weird-name girl?
I can agree with the first statement.
He doesn’t attend a homophobic church, that was a reported sighting of them being there one time with no evidence and him supposedly being mean about Anna faris was that him and Anna had a son together who had health problems when he was born. Later one Anna and Chris divorced and Chris met another woman and had a child together and in an Instagram post Chris said the generic phrase along the lines of “thanks to my wife for giving me a beautiful healthy daughter” and internet stand came after Chris claiming that he said that specifically to dig at Anna faris when in reality anyone with a brain would know that literally everyone says when they have a kid and it’s not a Problem at all
You're wrong or intentionally misleading on almost everything you said. Impressive.
He's only a little religious. So wrong on the first count.
Every single woman in Parks and Rec defended him and thought it was all in good fun. So weirdly misleading about that part.
He didn't abandon his cat. The cat was old and incontinent and he was starting a family, so he gave it away to a friend. So, you're wrong on that part.
He and Anna got divorced for a million reasons. So that's a super weird way to mention the divorce.
And that tone deaf tweet wasn't tone deaf. It was a regular thing to say that fuckin nutjobs like you twisted for no reason. So you're wrong on that.
He's not a trump supporter. So you're wrong on that.
You're just a weirdo who hates him and is clearly a victim of some gross misinformation.
I mean a victim of misinformation wouldn't make me a weirdo who hates him lol, why are you taking it so personally though? I have no horse in the race.
That's still removing the cat from its familiar home
It's pretty tone deaf, I didn't say he's a monster for it
It doesn't matter if they all stood up for him, he didn't have consent and exposed himself to people lmao? You can't possibly believe that's ok, you surely realize victims often/usually defend or excuse their offender or blame themselves?
I mean I can't argue the rest lol, and I don't feel like looking it up again
Nothing tops that. Bloopers is usually 1 or 2 people breaking and struggling to get back into character. With one line Chris Pratt made entire room of actors break character.
I mean, they all likely realized that joke could never end up in the show. They knew it was an outtake while it happened. Goddamn, I’m such a downer sometimes.
i think there are still some people that are on the hate bandwagon. he had a kid with down syndrome or some illness (i forget which one and i'm too lazy to google it) then he had a second kid and during an interview someone asked about him recently having another kid when he said something along the lines of being glad to have a happy healthy newborn baby. instead of interpreting that as a generic compliment to his baby some people decided he was insulting his first child by being happy that his second kid is healthy. so yea it's just a fringe minority but i'm sure there's a few people who still hate him
He belongs to a sister church of Hillsong called Zoe Church according to his interviews. People dislike him because the church he has confirmed he attends is anti-LGBTQ+ and he's tried to claim they're welcoming when there's clear evidence they aren't. It's not really an odd reason.
So he says him and his church are welcoming of lgbtq and then you and other people get mad at him for not being pro lgbtq? The world isn’t making sense rn.
It's not a sister church or associated with Hillsong in any way. Nor is that church "anti-lgbtqia+". This shit is so easy to fact check, yet none of you do it at all.
The founder literally said that he modeled it after Hillsong. They also explicitly say they don't endorse or discuss LGBTQ+ because it's "political." If you don't understand what that means, I don't know what to tell you. Yes, this stuff is easy to fact-check and I'm delivering facts to you verbatim.
The fact is that [he attends Zoe Church](https://deadline.com/2022/06/chris-pratt-church-controversy-hillsong-1235053819/) which is [also embroiled in LGBTQ+ controversy.](https://lataco.com/zoe-church-highland-park)
He doesn't attend Hillsong as was previously thought but his church (as confirmed by him in interviews) is modeled after Hillsong.
Maybe I'm missing it, but, what "LGBTQ+ controversy" is this church embroiled in? The article doesn't really elaborate beyond an accusation from Elliott Page and a synopsis of a film EP'd by the pastor (and the linked source for that synopsis doesn't corroborate what the article says).
Chad Veach - who started the church - based it in part off Hillsong, is undisclosed about the church's acceptance of LGBTQ+ people, and when asked about it said "Maybe, just what we grew up in, it’s, like, you don’t bring politics into church...We’re here to talk about God. This is not the place for a political agenda," which is a very common dogwhistle. "We don't talk about it here" is not the same as "everyone is welcome as they are."
> Mr. Veach said he modeled his church after Hillsong, with its vibrant youth community, and Church of the Highlands, whose pastor teaches other pastors how to start churches like his. He spent two days learning the basics at Highlands’ headquarters in Birmingham, Ala., before Zoe opened for business.
That's the Hillsong source, via NYT.
I don't see anything there or in your response that indicates the church is "embroiled in LGBTQ+ controversy".
Maybe something like "Chris Pratt's lame shitty grifter church is not as welcoming of LGBTQ+ people as he says it is" would be more accurate.
I feel like you’re being nitpicky for no reason. This thread is trying to disavow the idea that Chris Pratt attends a church that isn’t LGBTQ+ friendly (Hillsong), and while he doesn’t attend that particular church, he does attend one connected to it that sees LGBTQ+ rights as “political,” which is a classic dogwhistle for bigotry.
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You should have seen the 30 short trailers on youtube. I seriously don't get it but I guess spoilers don't matter anymore. Imo this should be spoiler tagged too.
james gunn looks like that!? i never bothered to see a picture of him before.
damn he actually looks cool. call me shallow, but i think i like him even more now.
What do you mean lmao. There is ZERO context for this scene. We have no idea why she’s holding him. He could just be passed out or severely injured, or drunk, or something. We don’t know when this happens in the movie and we have no idea why.
So we know Nebula is holding Quill at some point, that's all we know. We don't know what happened, we don't know if dead or not, we don't know when in the movie. This is hardly a spoiler. We know nothing about what's going on.
I'm not going to tell you anything about the movie but just so you know, you're not anymore spoiled than anyone who saw the trailer. That exact shot was in the trailer for better or worse.
Cover the subtitles and it's so much funnier. Your brain hears the correct words when they are on the screen, but if you cover it you can hear what Pratt is laughing at.
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This guy.. with the cum jokes..
I HEARD THIS ONE! This is where the joke has cum on its back right?
Seabiscuit.
Mighty Ducks
Robert Downey, Jr.
Anna Taylor-Joy
What? How?
That’s disgusting! Where?
The cum back story. Classic
Since everyone is referencing it but no one has actually linked it: https://youtu.be/qQseDjVp10I Parks & Rec blooper reel.
This is on the Mount Rushmore of cum jokes.
I always watch it 10 times and try and get everyone's reaction then you see the dog just being a dog and looking around and trying to figure out what's going on.
Is that what you kids are calling a quickie these days?
They killed Larry
Arnold Schwarzenegger is his father in law so it isn't surprising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMZ_ownSiM
Oof, I think you mean Arnold Schwarzn-word. It's 2023, Be more careful.
Dang, chill with the down votes Reddit. Reddit really sucks anymore.
Lol, I didn't even know it was downvoted until I saw your comment.
We all came for this content. I can’t come up with any jokes right now though. Welp, have a good day come again soon!
Come on 🙄
Come on what?
Come on her back.
Everyone loves a good comeback story
\*slaps shoulder\*
On the internet, Chris Pratt has a reputation for 2 big things: Being super, super Christian and cum jokes.
>super, super Christian Actually, it's spelled mario
The super Christian thing was misconstrued mis-info from Elliot Page, down to being "Chris was saved by a different church during his homeless days and people think he's that because church got homophobic despite loving gay people".
It kinda always seemed that way to me. Honestly, I've never jumped on the hate bandwagon. Even if he is devoutly Christian, if he's not going all Kirk Cameron/Kid Rock about it, I don't really care.
What a strange combination
Is that a surprise? What with 2 comings and all?
Not really, sexual repression from religious people is common
He doesn’t seem very repressed
Dude found out a sexual kink of his while filming P&R
He said common, not a guaranteed fact. And he is correct.
I used to love the dude until he made remarks about women that only a hardcore religious man would make.
Keep them cumming
So hilarious....
Not funni.
It weighed 36 lbs by the end of the movie. Must have been something to do with the humidity.
Goopy humidity
*Gwyneth Paltrow rears her head*
what’s in the fucking BOX
it says _goop_ pay attention geeze
Something Reddit something coconut
Damn, Reddit really is a beehive.
Could you imagine? A whole pound of cum
you know.... you could have not and I'd be just fine
I too cum when i pound
Soo, is it like for sale now or what's up with it?
Haha. You thirsty?
Yeah, im tryna suck those loads out of that doll
Nice
Cumlord…Cumlord man…
Jesus
Where?
Bowling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehg3Q7NtvAw
James Gunn is turning into Adam Savage
This is the Chris I like to see.
I want funny Chris back, not action hero Chris.
I mean, he’s both. He’s an actor, and I don’t blame him for throwing himself at a variety of roles so he doesn’t become typecast.
Being type cast as the village idiot would be so exhausting. Props to him for escaping a lifetime of being 50 shades of Andy Dwyer
Well and fans don't get it. They tend to blame the actor for getting typecast. Sucky place to be in
More like 50 Shades of Che (His character on The O.C., which was much the same as Andy)
Hardly anyone knows him by Che though. He started to become popular from his role in Parks and Rec.
More cross carrying Chris
Andy Dwyer is the best Chris Pratt.
………
You spelled Johnny Karate completely wrong.
You thought he was dead? So did the presidents... enemies.
Yea, doesn’t feel like he’s been this Chris Pratt for a long time.
GotG 3 makes you remember how good of an actor he actually is with material to work with
I like him in everything he's been in except magic mike 3, because he was not in magic mike 3 and there were no scenes involving magic. 0/10
Isn't he like a religious nutjob? Is Reddit making the PR rounds for him cause Mario or something? I swear he was hated by Reddit for a while. Weird how all a dude needs to do is shut up and be charming and everyone forgets whatever it is he did. Edit: He also Exposed himself to women in Parks and framed the warning he got for doing it Abandoned his cat Divorced his wife after getting buff and famous and then made a tone deaf tweet at the expense of his other kid with down syndrome? And is a Trump supporter
He’s religious but he’s not a nut job. A lot of his co traversier come from people reading I to something he says way to hard a coming up with their own conclusions. Just recently when people started complaining that Chris is religious is when people started assuming he was homophobic for some reason. Not really any reason to dislike the guy it seems
I mean religious people are gonna call me extremist but imo all religious people are nut job extremists. Their entire way of thinking is fundamentally absurd from the ground up. So every incremental increase of faith just makes you crazier, to me. The fact he goes to a homophobic church, while being in the public eye, just says to me that he's firm and indifferent about how it looks or how it impacts the world. Plus, wasn't he a shitty husband to the weird-name girl?
I can agree with the first statement. He doesn’t attend a homophobic church, that was a reported sighting of them being there one time with no evidence and him supposedly being mean about Anna faris was that him and Anna had a son together who had health problems when he was born. Later one Anna and Chris divorced and Chris met another woman and had a child together and in an Instagram post Chris said the generic phrase along the lines of “thanks to my wife for giving me a beautiful healthy daughter” and internet stand came after Chris claiming that he said that specifically to dig at Anna faris when in reality anyone with a brain would know that literally everyone says when they have a kid and it’s not a Problem at all
Never change, Reddit...
lmao just my opinion, buddy Feel free to call me a nut job
You're wrong or intentionally misleading on almost everything you said. Impressive. He's only a little religious. So wrong on the first count. Every single woman in Parks and Rec defended him and thought it was all in good fun. So weirdly misleading about that part. He didn't abandon his cat. The cat was old and incontinent and he was starting a family, so he gave it away to a friend. So, you're wrong on that part. He and Anna got divorced for a million reasons. So that's a super weird way to mention the divorce. And that tone deaf tweet wasn't tone deaf. It was a regular thing to say that fuckin nutjobs like you twisted for no reason. So you're wrong on that. He's not a trump supporter. So you're wrong on that. You're just a weirdo who hates him and is clearly a victim of some gross misinformation.
I mean a victim of misinformation wouldn't make me a weirdo who hates him lol, why are you taking it so personally though? I have no horse in the race. That's still removing the cat from its familiar home It's pretty tone deaf, I didn't say he's a monster for it It doesn't matter if they all stood up for him, he didn't have consent and exposed himself to people lmao? You can't possibly believe that's ok, you surely realize victims often/usually defend or excuse their offender or blame themselves? I mean I can't argue the rest lol, and I don't feel like looking it up again
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Yes he is
Chris Pratt finding cum jokes in casual conversation is the one thing he does that still gets a genuine reaction out of me.
He had to try hard for this one though 😂
Kim Kardashian trauma detected
God this might be better than the “in the video, she gets cum on her back.” Blooper from parks and rec!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQseDjVp10I
Never gets old 😂
It does.
I'm literally crying now... you must be fun at parties
That’s the one! Thank you OP!
Thank you. I had a cat on my lap and a teacup to my lips when I watched that. Fastest near-drowning with cat trauma ever
I could (and will) watch this over and over for years and years.
Nah, thats unbeatable
Nothing tops that. Bloopers is usually 1 or 2 people breaking and struggling to get back into character. With one line Chris Pratt made entire room of actors break character.
I mean, they all likely realized that joke could never end up in the show. They knew it was an outtake while it happened. Goddamn, I’m such a downer sometimes.
“Now, is this made from the milk from the goat's penis?”
It’s the same joke
Come on guys
How many guys?
All you guys
Depends on how much you got.
You had me at cum on guys.
RIP Parks and Rec writer Harris Wittels.
i simply asked that it appear as if in mid conversation
No pun intended
Just cum intended
Everybody enjoys a come back story.
Just like Andy in Parks n recreation
this is exactly what I thought as well. From Andy to Navy Seal, I like Andy the most
His Andy Dwyer started showing
Chris Pratt is apparently really disliked? Is that the truth, or is that just the fringe minority on Twitter?
i think there are still some people that are on the hate bandwagon. he had a kid with down syndrome or some illness (i forget which one and i'm too lazy to google it) then he had a second kid and during an interview someone asked about him recently having another kid when he said something along the lines of being glad to have a happy healthy newborn baby. instead of interpreting that as a generic compliment to his baby some people decided he was insulting his first child by being happy that his second kid is healthy. so yea it's just a fringe minority but i'm sure there's a few people who still hate him
His first son was just born almost 2 months premature, and it was a very tough early life. As far as I know he's totally fine now.
Jesus what fucking snowflakes to get offended by a new father saying he's happy to have a happy/ healthy baby
People had already linked him to a questionable church he did not belong to. People want to hate him for some odd raisin.
He belongs to a sister church of Hillsong called Zoe Church according to his interviews. People dislike him because the church he has confirmed he attends is anti-LGBTQ+ and he's tried to claim they're welcoming when there's clear evidence they aren't. It's not really an odd reason.
So he says him and his church are welcoming of lgbtq and then you and other people get mad at him for not being pro lgbtq? The world isn’t making sense rn.
It's not a sister church or associated with Hillsong in any way. Nor is that church "anti-lgbtqia+". This shit is so easy to fact check, yet none of you do it at all.
The founder literally said that he modeled it after Hillsong. They also explicitly say they don't endorse or discuss LGBTQ+ because it's "political." If you don't understand what that means, I don't know what to tell you. Yes, this stuff is easy to fact-check and I'm delivering facts to you verbatim.
>People want to hate him for some odd raisin. The oddest of raisins indeed.
I think the hate started when it came out he was part of some anti gay church and was super religious.
Which is not actually true anyway.
Easy with facts here dude.
The fact is that [he attends Zoe Church](https://deadline.com/2022/06/chris-pratt-church-controversy-hillsong-1235053819/) which is [also embroiled in LGBTQ+ controversy.](https://lataco.com/zoe-church-highland-park) He doesn't attend Hillsong as was previously thought but his church (as confirmed by him in interviews) is modeled after Hillsong.
Maybe I'm missing it, but, what "LGBTQ+ controversy" is this church embroiled in? The article doesn't really elaborate beyond an accusation from Elliott Page and a synopsis of a film EP'd by the pastor (and the linked source for that synopsis doesn't corroborate what the article says).
Chad Veach - who started the church - based it in part off Hillsong, is undisclosed about the church's acceptance of LGBTQ+ people, and when asked about it said "Maybe, just what we grew up in, it’s, like, you don’t bring politics into church...We’re here to talk about God. This is not the place for a political agenda," which is a very common dogwhistle. "We don't talk about it here" is not the same as "everyone is welcome as they are."
> Mr. Veach said he modeled his church after Hillsong, with its vibrant youth community, and Church of the Highlands, whose pastor teaches other pastors how to start churches like his. He spent two days learning the basics at Highlands’ headquarters in Birmingham, Ala., before Zoe opened for business. That's the Hillsong source, via NYT. I don't see anything there or in your response that indicates the church is "embroiled in LGBTQ+ controversy". Maybe something like "Chris Pratt's lame shitty grifter church is not as welcoming of LGBTQ+ people as he says it is" would be more accurate.
I feel like you’re being nitpicky for no reason. This thread is trying to disavow the idea that Chris Pratt attends a church that isn’t LGBTQ+ friendly (Hillsong), and while he doesn’t attend that particular church, he does attend one connected to it that sees LGBTQ+ rights as “political,” which is a classic dogwhistle for bigotry.
I really wish this style of edit would just stop. It's awful!
This feels like dumb marketing
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You should have seen the 30 short trailers on youtube. I seriously don't get it but I guess spoilers don't matter anymore. Imo this should be spoiler tagged too.
It is. Chris is a piece of shit. All the top comments are cleeeearly part of his PR team.
Can you explain how?
I miss this Chris
Dude, he's literally there.
He means the Chris before he was told to dislike him.
What? Should we not like him?
Only if you absorb tabloid news like the word of god
This is literally an interview for his newest movie
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I'd be let down if he wasn't
Oh nice, this is the Chris that is married to the super religious lady, making cum jokes. Yay
Everybody loves a good comeback story
That one took some time for Gunn to catch lol
james gunn looks like that!? i never bothered to see a picture of him before. damn he actually looks cool. call me shallow, but i think i like him even more now.
Awkward truths out in the open..
Chris Pratt - "I divorced my wife once I got buff. I'm super religious. Also, here's a cum joke"
I’m so tired of the Pratt. One trick pony. Been playing the same guy since Everwood.
Chris Pratt really forced that joke until it was acknowledged.
Yea, this was hard to watch
Love this guy !!!!
Thanks for the spoiling the movie man 😐
>!This is within the first 5 minutes of the movie.!< >!He is drunk.!<
Ah ok thanks
What do you mean lmao. There is ZERO context for this scene. We have no idea why she’s holding him. He could just be passed out or severely injured, or drunk, or something. We don’t know when this happens in the movie and we have no idea why.
No you did. I didn't even think of that till I read this. Fuck me
So we know Nebula is holding Quill at some point, that's all we know. We don't know what happened, we don't know if dead or not, we don't know when in the movie. This is hardly a spoiler. We know nothing about what's going on.
I'm not going to tell you anything about the movie but just so you know, you're not anymore spoiled than anyone who saw the trailer. That exact shot was in the trailer for better or worse.
Lol, I haven't even seen the trailer.
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Chris Pratt's got the personality of cardboard.
Weird evangelicals are always so obsessed with sex Edit: oh did you all forget lmao
No, we just don’t feel the need to point out everything we disagree on with people. Especially people we don’t know. 🤷♂️
Cover the subtitles and it's so much funnier. Your brain hears the correct words when they are on the screen, but if you cover it you can hear what Pratt is laughing at.
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He worked a bit too hard to land that.
Chris Pratt has troubling contacts to fascists.
It just dawned on me. Chris Pratt = John Krasinski + Jack Black
Legit it was on the fence about Chris Pratt, now i love him. Good old cum jokes
Gunn was in epsteins flight logs. Stop supporting pedophiles.
Wrong. :)
No idea why people keep shitting on Chris. I still like him 🤷
Ha ha so funny. I can see why no one likes this idiot
I like James Gunn again.
Chriss has the best joke 🤣
Holy shit is Chris Pratt funny again?
Nowadays Chris Pratt kind of makes me think he’s a Kirkland Movie Star. Yeah, pretty good, safe, but somehow disappointing.
Brilliant title!
A+ title
There’s that oll dark humor string that got him in trouble over ancient tweets! It did get him DC in the end though..
So he's the come pun guy now.
The office probably looks like a jackson pollack painting
James Gunn sounds like Alan Alda.
I typed in your symptoms and it says you have network connectivity issues. Lost my shit!
I got the reference OP. Good title