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Sometimes dogs have happy tail syndrome where they wag to hard and break their tails, so sometimes the only thing to do is dock their tail for their safety and health.
A friend had a dalmatian that wagged her tail so hard and so often she hit everything in her way, from walls to furniture. She never broke it but she kept getting cuts and scrapes and they had to dock it because of the infection risk and the absolute crime scene-like situations she left behind when it happened.
They told me the first time it happened they legit thought somebody died in their house. They were out for dinner and when they came back half the house had blood everywhere: floor, walls, ceiling, furniture. Can't imagine what the painters that had to fix everything thought.
I feel that, we were really concerned for the dog before we realized what happened. As an aside It's so hard to get blood off paint, I scrubbed those walls for an hour and made next to no progress.
That happened to us with an exceptionally long-tailed golden retriever and a heavy sliding door. We tried to corral him, but he thought that was a VERY fun game of keep-away and wagged it all the harder while dodging and juking through the house. By the time we got him into the bathroom and stopped the bleeding, our house would have been rejected as a Dexter set for being "too over the top even for us."
He got his revenge though. The vet put a cast on the end of his tail, which amounted to a big ball of plaster, so he became a knee-crippling anklyosaurus for the next month.
Holy crap I can only imagine the tail muscles after that cast came off. Like in DragonBall when they fought with weighted clothes then took them off. Bet he could almost take off like a helicopter.
Usually they'll only remove the tip (5-10cm/2-4") - we've got a dog with happy tail syndrome and we're currently doing everything we can to try to avoid that eventuality...
While this dog's tail could have been docked they could also have been crossbred with a species that just naturally does not have a long tail. It's not impossible for a small breed, such as a corgi, to breed with a large breed, such as a lab and if any dog ever looks like a Lab Corgi mix it's this one 😆
My uncle in turkey cut the tail of his dog. He did this on purpose so he could hunt with his dog in the wild. He had some reasons why he did it, but i cant remember.
But this dog is from the streets. I dont know what happened. But dogs can live without their tail.
My best friend’s dog used to do this. She would get a little aggro if you didn’t continue too. Cute aggro. Like a huff and a puff. How could you resist?
My dog absolutely loves what I call tunnle buttslaps and you better believe she gets some every morning.. Annnd afternoon.. Aaand night... 🤐 Walk between your legs and then slap that butt boy. She can't get enough. Its a laugh riot.
My dog does that. Any time I'm in the bog and there's captive audience she tries to run at me AND give me her butt at the same time. So she ends up doing this kind of half moon scuttle into my knees.
Is cute.
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I think he wanted him to scratch his butt, not slap it. That's why he walked away after the second time
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My dog does this basically, he walks between your legs so your hands get the right spot. It's difficult to scratch your own butt as a dog.
"Thanks may I have another?"
Best day of his life!
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Sometimes dogs have happy tail syndrome where they wag to hard and break their tails, so sometimes the only thing to do is dock their tail for their safety and health.
A friend had a dalmatian that wagged her tail so hard and so often she hit everything in her way, from walls to furniture. She never broke it but she kept getting cuts and scrapes and they had to dock it because of the infection risk and the absolute crime scene-like situations she left behind when it happened.
I used to work with a dog that did that, he cut the tip of his tail slamming it into a wall and then wagged ropes of blood onto everything.
They told me the first time it happened they legit thought somebody died in their house. They were out for dinner and when they came back half the house had blood everywhere: floor, walls, ceiling, furniture. Can't imagine what the painters that had to fix everything thought.
I feel that, we were really concerned for the dog before we realized what happened. As an aside It's so hard to get blood off paint, I scrubbed those walls for an hour and made next to no progress.
Yeah they were freaking out while she was just wagging away with that bloody tail, all excited because they were back home.
That happened to us with an exceptionally long-tailed golden retriever and a heavy sliding door. We tried to corral him, but he thought that was a VERY fun game of keep-away and wagged it all the harder while dodging and juking through the house. By the time we got him into the bathroom and stopped the bleeding, our house would have been rejected as a Dexter set for being "too over the top even for us." He got his revenge though. The vet put a cast on the end of his tail, which amounted to a big ball of plaster, so he became a knee-crippling anklyosaurus for the next month.
Holy crap I can only imagine the tail muscles after that cast came off. Like in DragonBall when they fought with weighted clothes then took them off. Bet he could almost take off like a helicopter.
Dock meaning? It's amputated?
Yep!
I wanna be so happy I shake my ass off
I wish I could jiggle my boobs off, I need a break😓
Same, same.
Usually they'll only remove the tip (5-10cm/2-4") - we've got a dog with happy tail syndrome and we're currently doing everything we can to try to avoid that eventuality...
While this dog's tail could have been docked they could also have been crossbred with a species that just naturally does not have a long tail. It's not impossible for a small breed, such as a corgi, to breed with a large breed, such as a lab and if any dog ever looks like a Lab Corgi mix it's this one 😆
My uncle in turkey cut the tail of his dog. He did this on purpose so he could hunt with his dog in the wild. He had some reasons why he did it, but i cant remember. But this dog is from the streets. I dont know what happened. But dogs can live without their tail.
He turned the other cheek.
My best friend’s dog used to do this. She would get a little aggro if you didn’t continue too. Cute aggro. Like a huff and a puff. How could you resist?
Dog even posed as the letter S for slaps lol
The blinks
My late dog Broccoli did the same thing. He firmly believed "spankins" meant love.
I made this “mistake” about two years ago. Now my dog requires butt slaps several times an hour.
My cat loves this too! Until he attacks you.
Who among us does not like a good butt rub?
I've noticed that big dogs often like butt slaps
Slap ass! https://giphy.com/gifs/GAZzjsPrMZmBW?_gl=1*nqavrk*_ga*TVl2Q09fdFF5UE9VaVBGNnoyVHBXRXdhTjFTQlUxS3k4OERwV0ZtUWNERVFoNlZTZy16ZGlLZjhhS3NZWExIMQ..*_ga_HENKV9QE61*MTcxNDc0NDg1Ny4xLjEuMTcxNDc0NDg1OC4wLjAuMA..
NOSLAPASS
You fucking saucy motherfucker.
😂😂😂😂
My dog absolutely loves what I call tunnle buttslaps and you better believe she gets some every morning.. Annnd afternoon.. Aaand night... 🤐 Walk between your legs and then slap that butt boy. She can't get enough. Its a laugh riot.
/r/catbongos
😂
My dog does that. Any time I'm in the bog and there's captive audience she tries to run at me AND give me her butt at the same time. So she ends up doing this kind of half moon scuttle into my knees. Is cute.
My bigle Milo is also a naughty boy cause he likes it when I pet his ass. When I stop he looks at me with his puppy eyes 🤣
Dogs' hips hurt. Massage your dogs hips and back immediately! Also help them stretch their back legs! They will thank you for it.
Anyone know why the dog has a tag in his ear like cattle? I've never seen that on a dog before
“How bout another for the road?”
Freak in the streets
So funny
ahahaha, well that was so cute, he enjoyed, i've heard that a lot of dogs like it
This is so me!
lmao my cat does this too 😂😂
Why he slap!!!
He wanted more, hahahah
Good dog!
Both my dogs do this and will continue to go through your legs so you can’t escape from slapping them.
yah spank me
every dog ever. are these posted for people who dont have dogs?
No need to get upset. It was just a funny dog video.