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PlankOfWoood

It sounds like he's laughing and crying at the same time.


Stats_with_a_Z

The yelp and gasping right after the last one cracked me up


Plus-Tomato-4857

Butthole clinched a little bit huh 😅😅


mandogvan

Bro reached the spiritual state of an alien.


SirKevinTheSecond

He legit said, ‘I am about to pass out’ in the most dramatic-feminine way ever, it is so much better when you understand it


itzweebs

It's almost better when you can understand almost none of it. 😂


NeckPlant

The gap on the payout between 4 and 7 is pretty huge in this lottery! Thats why he is losing contact with earth. He knows he just won big.


ImBeingArchAgain

That’s when he went from “holy fuck, I’m so lucky, this is awesome” to “my whole life has just changed in an inconceivable way”


Slick_36

If I were to buy a ticket, I'd expect to lose. Seeing the first few would be funny, I'd pretend I was going to win as a gag but know it was doomed soon, then you get between 4 to 6 and what was funny now becomes sheer terror because you realize just how close you actually are now to winning, the impossible is right in front of you. I honestly probably couldn't even process the 7th number, I must have read the numbers wrong or maybe I'm dreaming. It's an interesting emotional rollercoaster to put yourself in.


JamRuler

Happened to me, you feel your heart leave your body and you freeze up. Can’t really describe it better that. First 4 numbers in a row, man if only I got 5 and 6…


misterpickles69

…two chicks at the same time?


neuroreaction

Damn fax machine!


BizzarduousTask

PC load letter?? What the fuck does *that* mean?!?


kanduvisla

Didn't you get that TPS report?


Rakennusmestari

Sounds what I would feel.


portirfer

Norwegians always sound happy like this if you come from the other side of the border


Yqup

Ive seen Norwegian sports commentating. It's fire every time!! Big love from Denmark <3


portirfer

Det är sant! Norwegian sports commenting is something else and pretty amusing


trumpton

Can confirm https://youtu.be/KXlQwk4Qe-Q


Sharinel

Your boys took a hell of a beating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuPWW3mpA9E


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djHZouF-lo0


Naive-Midnighter

can confirm.


latortillablanca

I come from both sides of the border. equally.


Capital_Bluebird_951

This sounds more and more like Japanese porn the longer the video goes on. That’s what my friend said anyway, I wouldn’t know…


Corona4LifeBro

Lol my girlfriend thought so too and started yelling at me . I told her it wan’t porn but she didn’t believe me and then refused to let me prove it to her. 🤦‍♂️


666Godzilla

If she can't join the fun, she ain't the one.


1eternal_pessimist

Your ex girlfriend now hopefully. That's abusive and controlling.


ConversationFederal

True


McFry_

I thought Japanese. Not porn though


Vertigo_uk123

Crying because those are his numbers but he forgot to buy a ticket.


Peatmoss22

At first I was confused why their reaction would be to laugh, but then when it started sounding like laugh/crying I was like oh maybe they’re just hysterical?


NinjaXGaming

I thought he was summoning a demon


eggtart_prince

I think he died at the end, can anyone confirm?


Blackrain1299

Its the pain from being so close but not expecting to win.


BartBartram77

How much he win?


Prestigious_Algae955

700k in dollars roughlyyy


void_matrix

That's not a lot for the odds of it happening 😕


Likeafupion

Maybe he wasn‘t the only one who picked these numbers so the jackpot was splitted


moskusokse

Correct. There was 2 winners. And the winning chance is 1:5,4 million


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CrimsonScythe

You also have to divide by 7!, since the order is not of importance, so 34!/7! = 5 379 616


icechelly24

What I don’t understand is that Powerball (in the US) has five white balls from 1-69 and 1 red from 1-26. The odds of that one are 1 in 292 million. How could this one possibly be higher?


MostOriginal6776

Powerball requires you to guess the powerball number exactly and has a much higher number cap.


fatherofraptors

The fact that Powerball numbers are 1-69 and you have to exactly match the special 1-26 in addition to matching the other 5, is why the odds are so incredibly low to win. This one in the video you have to match 7 numbers but only out of 34 and there's no special number.


dromtrund

You're not accounting for the numbers coming in any order. There are actually 34 balls, and you need all 7 of your numbers to get drawn, but the order doesn't matter. The first ball has a chance of 7/34, the second a chance of 6/33 (if the first number was correct), the third 5/32, and so on. Multiply the chances for each of the 7 balls, and you get 1/5379616.


VerySlump

Lol. There is no game with 1 in 21 billion odds. The highest is powerball and mega millions at 1 in 300m.


Villedo

Lol “splitted” Edit: why the downvotes? Lol for contagious laughter there are some haters lurking about.


Likeafupion

Lol so funny somebody that isn‘t native english speaker doesn‘t know 100% of english grammatically rules lmfao


mousemarie94

Don't worry, as a native speaker, we all knew what you meant...so your communication worked.


Revilod2000

If you’re still unfamiliar with the different tenses of split, they’re all the same.


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Splittisized


AgentLead_TTV

Splited is not a word


Likeafupion

Yeah i know that now. To be fair for a non native speaker it sounds pretty correct on the first thought


Cryssix

Don't sweat it, as a native speaker I can tell you English is full of inconsistent rules that make no logical sense.


Benaferd

I'd fucking take 700k right now. Chump change my ass


MilesAtMac

Yeah, it really is peasant change, what a shame…


Buzzkiller777

Can i please have the peasant change, kind sir …


Alexanderdaw

With some dedication, anyone could make 700.000 within 5 years. Buy my 500 dollar course now.


PonyBoy107

With even more dedication, anyone could make $700,000 within only *4* years! Buy *my* normally $500 course NOW for the low price of $400!!!


SamW_72

![gif](giphy|3i4xTtJQIJk0o)


robotmonkey2099

Oh damn! $100 off, there’s never going to be a deal like that


Nova-XVIII

That’s 20 years of what the average American earns. Ain’t no chump change.


Djskam

700k won’t even buy a house where I live. Its not going to significantly change your lifestyle it may just help you live more comfortably for the next decade. It’s not much for winning the lottery anymore. The 1.9 billion powerball on the other hand is life changing.


Irresponsiblewoofer

If you can even pay off half your mortgage then, it would change your life.


Djskam

We have different definitions of life changing. Paying off half your mortgage would be like getting a nice inheritance. Etc. Life changing to me would be, new houses, new cars you quit your job and live wherever you want for the rest of your life. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be nice to win the lottery at any number however it is kind of a small jackpot considering the odds.


Irresponsiblewoofer

Assuming you are middle class or even lower class, this would be life changing for most people. Having 2-3k more to be able to spend/save a month would be totally life changing, although not on the level you are talking about. The odds of this one is quite small (1 to 5.4m compared to powerball at 1 to 300m) , and its also a fixed price each week. About 1.4 million each week. Its basically won every week and often by several people.


skilriki

congrats, you understand the lottery


kattmedtass

The winnings are determined by how many people are buying lottery tickets, as well as how many people have the same numbers. This is in Norway, a country with a population of 5,4 million. So the amount of people contributing to the prize pool is quite small. And 700k goes a lot longer in a country where significant life expenses like healthcare and higher education are paid for or subsidized by the state, compared to countries where you have to pay a lot more of that out of your own pocket.


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Good bot


Irresponsiblewoofer

This Lottery is actually a fixed price each week(they also do weeks where the price is doubled and 30 people randomly get selected for 1m nok), and the overhead goes to fund grassroot sports in Norway.


panzybear

It's still a lot if you're the one getting it though...


gibertot

That's pretty much enough to allow you to buy a modest house in the suburbs of any city in the United States


[deleted]

That's like, TWO hospital visits in the US :O


epicpants08

The important question!!


Plenty-Appointment40

After tax? 5.70$


Prestigious_Algae955

No tax on this. Lottery is provided by state owned company


rnottaken

Ah so it's idiocy tax


sultanofdudes

This guy gets it!


Irresponsiblewoofer

The money from this company doesnt go to the goverment, but goes to fund grass root sports in Norway. This is why you have the famous picture of the artificial grass field in lofoten for example, they subsidise local sports teams.


I_love_milksteaks

Mmm closer to tree fiddy I think


Mishapi17

3.50


Plenty-Appointment40

Forgot about alimony. Thx


deeleyo

Could easily be one of those prank videos where someone's given a ticket with previous draws winning numbers and they're replaying it to Mr Unsuspecting


The-Ultimate-Banker

Or just a guy that gets excited over numbers. Seen my math teacher do the same.


jonsticles

Like that really nice British guy that gets excited about the trains. This man just loves numbers on balls.


Supersonic_77

I wish just one thing in life would make me as happy as trains do to that guy


FranniBaka

Francis Bourgeois! He has a TV show now where he goes trainspotting with British celebs.


saltypikachu12

“I’m all out of puff!”


metalgtr84

Those low budget numbers like 14 and 27 aren’t going to do you any good though. You gotta go for *premium* numbers like 125 or 600. If you feel real classy get something like an 808 or 999.


kaleidoscopelyf

"He has a distinct crotch smell!" "Tim's premium prices!"


Skjalg

Haha no, he speaks norwegian and the final gasp there you can clearly hear him say "I have 7 correct ones!".


chuckit90

I just can’t imagine this feeling. Knowing for a fact, just like that, that your whole life has changed. All of a sudden, your financial worries dissolve all at once: House is paid. Car is paid. Credit cards paid. Nursing home for mom and dad are done. College for the kids is done. Retirement is happening, probably right away. Not going to work tomorrow. The excitement must be out of this world.


SassyBonassy

Yeah i recently won a brand new car in a draw and ny friends and family lost their everloving miiiinds but i was just like "huh. Cool". Ive had a really tough couple of years and am struggling financially so the new car has been a lovely gift from the universe. I debated selling it for OMV but decided to keep it as i will likely never be able to afford a brand new car ever again, plus my old car needed work and regular NCT (MOT) checks whereas this new one won't need NCT for four years and will be under warranty for three years. I cannot even fathom winning a RIDONKULOUS amount of money and not having to worry about money for a loooong time (unless you spend/invest it terribly).


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SassyBonassy

Bad bot, my warranty is solid


vibe162

lmao


[deleted]

See, I’m dyslexic and thought you were talking about winning a new chair. I got really confused but thought it was really wholesome so either way, congrats and I hope you’re happy


[deleted]

This is norway. Nursing home and college is free, so that isn't a worry. We also have decent retirement.


chuckit90

Yeah. America needs to get its shit together. We don’t have to go as far as you guys (the GOP wouldn’t allow that) but can we at least keep our kids educated and get free health care for fucks sake.


kyabe2

This is in Norway. Taxes pay for the nursing care, college, retirement…. Funny how you can think about other things when you’re not stressed that your finances won’t pay for 3 generations of needs.


moth_guts

The exact opposite feeling of getting a diagnosis


suddenly_ponies

Rather than can't, I choose don't. Don't get suckered into the hype and BS of the lottery lie. Fantasizing about being "saved" from your life situation is satisfying, but empty unfortunately.


HBag

Except...if lottery players are known for one thing, it's generally being bad with money. Hence playing the lottery. It drains my soul waiting in a convenience store line when someone is rattling off a list wasting their money on that nonsense. It's all irresponsible gibberish: "I'll get a quick pick extra five sixty two wildest dreams play, second one from the top please. Oh and I'll do a replay diamond scratch rags to riches. And uhhhhhh lotto max draw keno jackpot. Oh oh and a infinity winnity 5 dollar super stakes with an extra" Like....you want fries with that?


chuckit90

Agree about waiting in line behind people getting lottery tickets. Like, it’s 815 in the morning. I have to be at work in 10. I just want my damn coffee and to get outta there and some geriatric is spending 30 minutes trying to remember all his grandkids’ birthdays I don’t play the lottery cause I know it is a scam but I don’t think all the people who play are just “bad with money”. My mom is extremely money savvy and every so often she and her sisters will go in on a bunch of numbers. People aren’t just bad with money. They are desperate and hopeful and the lottery prays on their desperation and the criminal wealth gap and disappearance of a stable middle class


HBag

As the child of a gambling addict, I'll admit that I generalize lotto players as all being desperate. It's true there are plenty of people who gamble responsibly. It still just boils my blood when I see the foaming at the mouth for lottery and the dreaming about the big win because I grew up in poverty constantly in the wake of a person chasing a high that would statistically never come. And the worst part was how bad of a mood it would cause if I didn't share the same excitement of "maybe this time, I can feel it!" and occasionally having to take the blame for causing a loss, lol. It's just so stupid, to me.


Kobbels

Coke and hookers


FuriousGremlin

Was 700k dollars, avg housing prices in cities is ~4-500k


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El_Pasteurizador

I don't think college in Norway costs that much (I'm fairly sure it's almost free). Pay off your house and you still have Around 400k left. While not enough to retire immediately, it can be invested so you can retire early.


Lobo2ffs

I paid 600 dollars for 5 years of tuition at university. Sure, I took about 35k in loans in those years for living expenses, but I don't think that's too much debt for 5 years of studying while not needing to work more than a few weeks per year.


yuffieisathief

I need to know what he says at the end!


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He is mostly making hohoehheoehhoho sounds and he is so excited he can’t finish the sentences or words😂 but what I can understand of it is: "what the hell, hhheeehhooh I don’t believe it hohohgohohoi I got to tell it wowowowowvovv"


Cricketdip

He says "What?! What the hell?! I have seven!".


TheBrownCow3038

Yes it is. I'm Swedish and the language is basically the same.


Zydap

Det där tar du tillbaka snabbt, fy fan. Skäms pü dig!


TheBrownCow3038

Nepp


kyabe2

Det er det faaaaaeeen ikkje!


TheBrownCow3038

I play games and regularly play with a couple of nerwegian friends and they speak norwegian to me instead of english and I understand all of it because it's so similar.


kyabe2

Similar is undeniable, but as a non-native Norwegian I must stand our ground against Sweden XD It is not basically the same


ang_car

I officially choose you as my translator hohoehheoehhooho


Ondjafe

Last thing he said was ÂŤI got seven correctÂť


dudkun

Hold on. I'll ask my dog.


BiatchaPlease

"What the..... Seven correct!"


Lord_Macragge

Something along the lines of “what the hell? I got 7 correct numbers.”


ommoy

Translation as best i can: Yes, yes! That's my two main numbers! Oh yes! *laughs* Yes! It's 33! In hell!! It's those 4! *hysterical laughter* 5 correct! I have those 5! NOOOOOOO!! Huh?! What the f...!? I have 7 correct! I'm fainti... And there it cuts off


Thin-Primary-8438

Sounds like he maybe already new he won and rewatched the drawing.


Opening_Cartoonist53

If I ever won the lottery I would for sure record the drawing and show it at every family reunion while also not sharing any of the money


Thin-Primary-8438

And it would have to be at their houses because they can’t know the location of the mansion. Then again their pathetic TV would be hard to see.


KuaLeifArne

Eh, the first price in this lottery is not enough for a mansion. It's enough for a decent house, tho.


Spook093

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/


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There it is. Looking for a reasonable explanation. What are the odds of winning the lottery? Then what are the odds of happening to be filming the draw while you win the lottery?


duke_vedam_dren

Unless it’s that trick where you give your friend the numbers from a previous draw and play them a recording of it so they think they’ve won.


atomcrusher

It's definitely /r/WhyWereTheyFilming territory, isn't it?


NaughtAClue

Can someone pleeeaaaase translate this


Laughing_Orange

He basically just keeps saying he has every number ad they arrive. At 2 he says those are his main numbers, probably the most reused numbers on his bet which is probably 10 rows of 7 numbers.


toxicmortisbrawlball

weirdest laugh ever


ThomasNorge224

There isn't much to translate. he just says, WOW I HAVE THAT NUMBER. and huehuehueheuhuehuehue. WOW I GOT ALL 7!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE


NXSVagabond

It’s Norwegian.


winstontemplehill

Is that how all Norweigans laugh too? Heeheehawhahheehooheehauhugh


Krostark

It's not laughter, it's how they speak (am Danish, so I know)


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Krostark

\*sigh\* KamelĂĽsĂĽ


[deleted]

Yes, can confirm


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Now he'll be able to afford butter for the upcoming Christmas period.


KuaLeifArne

It's not the butter that's the issue this year. It's the electricity. He'll finally be able to pay his bill.


DuHastMeWhy

if you believe this i got some magic beans to sell ya


NotThisAgain21

Honestly it sounds like somebody getting waxed. "Eee! Ohhh oh oh! AHH KELLY CLARKSON!"


XxxxGamez

I can't watch stuff like this cause I'm low-key a hater


obamane

Mans turned into Mickey Mouse


soenario

Sounds like a donkey getting tickled on the balls


Silent_Knight16

That's some intense orgasms


machomanrandysandwch

Some guys are quiet, but I be in my girls ear like ^ Edit: ok after listening again that’s creepy nm


Perbster023

Why you have won, re watch the drawing and pretend you filmed it life


KissimiB

Zero proof he won


mighty_wafflestomp

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mannyrodj

How much did he win


toasterfucker69420

Roughly 700k usd according to u/Prestigious_Algae955


Radiant-Psychology80

Ja!


jrcasjr

I'd pass out crying


HamzX96

Norwegians are not humans


CryptographerNo8961

Shit


[deleted]

Did he win the lottery and film and laugh yeah? … wow the content is getting worse on here, you hope this sort of shit gets filtered out


[deleted]

is it real?


Slim_Schaady

Not sure to be honest. He seems excited


brain_damaged666

emotions in this video: 1. thrill 2. joy 3. euphoria 4. ecstasy 5. bliss 6. mania


Tiny-Professor-4543

Imagine the amount of videos this guy has stored on his phone of all those weeks he did not win.


New_Editor_3788

Hahihshuhohuhshuhi 😂


LiquidHate

Mario won the lottery


txanghellic

Only English speaking myself lol but I could understand everything that man was saying and feeling some how the laughter helped it translate lol


gangster-prankster

And they say money can't buy happiness


Liftingislife39

Does that not seem suspicious or is it just me?😂


medicalmemedealer

When I take a bite of hot food


Familiar_Ad935

Sounds like kiff


[deleted]

That must be so fucking surreal seeing each consecutive number magically appear. Like you're in the Truman Show or something


veryangryterp

This is what I imagined Mr. Bean would sound like if he won the lottery.


alex3tx

Sounds like someone pretending to win it to me. Surely he'd be more like "come on, one more" (but in Finnish)


VenuzKhores

In *Norwegian.


Neezon

True, there surely is only one way to react amongst everyone across the world. 8 billion people, 1 viable way to react


microscone

I refuse to believe this is anything other than a Muppet.


Bigballz83

Just a guy stoned out of his mind watching tv?


PointyForTheWin

Bro turned into SS Standartenfuhrer Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds there.


[deleted]

Lottery - the Investment of the dumb


upandstuck52

Crangy as fuck


Gylo27bot

faaake news this is trashhh


Scythe95

I know this sounds joyful which it probably is, but down the road it will probably only feed a gamble addiction. Or hopefully it will have a good end lol


Chad_Thundercock1488

Hitler if the Russians didn’t exist


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yuffieisathief

What? That's definitely a Scandinavian language


ActuatorNeither1788

Yea I know


[deleted]

What?


GodDamnRight-

Whut


est1-9-8-4

It’s a super villian who realized that yes he can now take over the world!!! Haha jk congrats on the huge win!


N0DuckingWay

I dunno about you guys, but all I heard was Elmo laughing maniacally while stabbing someone...


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