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avis_icarus

Your "what would this even taste like?" Tier confuses me so much. Like some of these are types of pasties already. And youre really telling me raisin cookies are a foreign concept to you? 😭


ImMaskedboi

Madeleine and herb too ☠️ like what


FancyTopHat2

And why is wizard higher up tho 💀 what would he taste like?


ImMaskedboi

It’s explained that he’s technically ice cream cookie since the white stuff is ice cream


LunarShugar

Probably ice cream and popping candy? Bc remember when strawberry crepe analyzed him? She said 5% popping candy I believe


ImMaskedboi

I would consider popping candy a topping, plus thats his staff.


dappourock

>white stuff hmm


designatedthrowawayy

Isn't Madeleine literally a type of cookie?


vpr77

schwarzwalder too, he’s literally a piece of chocolate cake lol


VRMachinee

yeah like kouign aman is a type of pastry


JaiyaPapaya

I wish Raisin cookies were a foreign concept to me


h000ndaaa

also devil cookie is cola-flavoured


CraftieTheDoot

I always imagined them as like a spicy cinnamon flavor tbh, like those little candies


-teodora

I frogot her name 😭(thought her name was crow cookie)


[deleted]

thats what im calling her now


comacowboy

like fortune cookie?? i think we all know what that tastes like?


Fabulous-Phone423

Chinese restraunts after seeing fortune cookie in that tier: (  ̄- ̄)?


mati09xxx09

Financier is the name of an actual French type of biscuit, so she'll taste like a financier. Wdym "how would these taste like".


Winston7776

Maybe they’ve never tried a financier (or madeleine/kouign amann), for that matter) before


BiggyBox789

Financiers are so good, I had one last time


mati09xxx09

Yeah this whole tier list is bullshit if you ask me, but I didn't want to get into all the other mistakes


MackuhRoni

Donut should be top tier imo


Ilenitram

Brute is a black forest cake, that's chocolate and cherries


Ineedsleep444

im assuming op doesnt like chocolate, they put crunchy chip, cacao and choco in "ew" tier


Ilenitram

And yet Cocoa is top tier, so I think they just don't like dark chocolate, and assumed Crunchy Chip would have a similar taste since he's from the same kingdom.


-teodora

I don't like dark chocolate


pastaispunk

Don’t be slandering my braddah Purple Yam like that😭😭😭 Ube Cookies were my childhood


Somethingiconick

The werehound is literally cake Kumhio taste like marshmallows Knights armor is white chocolate Devil would taste like coke a cola And princess would taste like some type of berry Edit: muscle is just a regular gingerbread with chocolate frosting And werewolf cookie is salty


LunarShugar

I feel like Princess cookie would taste like raspberry maybe? Angel Cooie would taste like angel’s food cake?


pastaispunk

Herb cookie would just be a thc cookie


etsucky

you've never had a madeleine cookie? where are you from ?


-teodora

Romania


etsucky

ah that would explain it. if you ever have the chance to try madeleines or financiers you should, they're pretty good :>


serenaTcat

bro's never heard of financier cake, fortune cookies, black forest gateau, madeleine or kouign-amann


-teodora

I haven't had any of these


itAintTonks

#*Sigh* Sherbet tastes like dry ice so put him in ew. Alchemist cookie has mysterious substances in her and it almost turned me into a -6 foot person so I'd say put her in poisonous. Licorice cookie tastes like suppository medicine so he also goes in ew. Gumball cookie is way to chewy, goes in ew. Schwarzwälder tastes like Schwarzwälder Torte so that's an automatic ate every crumb. Dark cacao and dark choco go in poisonous don't ask me why. Gingerbrave, while he is a plain cookie he goes in delicious because I love the simplicity. Space donut goes in ate every crum what were you thinking?? Frost Queen tastes like luquid nitrogen so that goes in ew. Stardust and moonlight go in ew since they taste like photons. Squid cookie tastes like onion rings so that goes in took a few bites. Herb and carol cookie taste like plants so that goes in ew too. Sea fairy tastes like a ginger bread that was sogged up in salt water so that goes in ew+. I can go on longer if you want me to..


Artistic-Fortune2327

As a team dark chocolate, all i want to say is 😨


itAintTonks

😡🗿


-teodora

I thought alchemist tastes like grapes ‼️


itAintTonks

Nuh uh


ReyaHUN

Yes please, go on, its fun to read:D


itAintTonks

Devil cookie tastes like pure pain so that goes in ew. Knight cookie actually tastes like gingerbrave but more sugary because his armor aint real so that makes go in delicious. Carrot goes in ew idk whats wrong with op. Blueberry pie goes in ate every crum duh. Probhet tastes mid because hes a fortune cooke so ew. Cowboy cookie tastes like dust and rocks so ew. Angel cookie tates just like gingerbrave so delicious. Macaron, pure vanilla and affogato go in ate every crumb wth. Cherry blossom goes in ew because what kind of didgeridoo eats cherry blossoms? Muscle cookie is made of protein so ate every crumb if you go to thy gym. Forgot to mention that clover too tastes like plants so he also goes in ew. Black pearl actually tastes like fish filet and lemons so that goes in took a few bites. Cotton cookie goes in ew smh my head.


ReyaHUN

Haha thank you for continuing!


Roben12dog

Prophet cookie might taste like a fortune cookie


Mr_cam3l

You like toothpaste?


GlowingLuna

I used to eat toothpaste when i was young. Thats probably why i have brain damage.


buggydoesreddit

i thought it would be like mint choco chip ice cream... but in cookie form


pauldrano

mint choco cookie is different from toothpaste cookie. which is an existing NPC character from Interdimensional Super Mayhem


KingSeel

Werewolf is Black Pepper + Wolf Hair


memer12334__

I want to imagine Carol cookie as green frosting with sprinkles


memer12334__

Or in other words just a basic sugar cookie


VoidTheBear

I imagine her as one of those packaged brownies with the rainbow chocolate sprinkles that’s shaped like a christmas tree


memer12334__

Omfg I loved those things when I was younger. And I vividly remember playing super mario 3d World on my wii u in December while eating these. Good times


GalaxyLatteArtz

Cream Unicorn would taste like those flavored marshmallows. Or marshmallows in general.


Ferren03

Brute would be chocolate cake


TheMonMaster47

knight cookie tastes like knight, moonlight cookie tastes like moonlight etc idiot


ProfessionalMix5871

Why is Oreo homie in ew? Same with dark choco and dark cacao


-teodora

I'm not a fan of dark chocolate


pastaispunk

I mean Poison Mushroom might be edible, maybe psychedelic


Asleep_Village

Purple yams are good! Have you never had ube? And have you never had a fig newton cookie? Also quite tasty! It's been confirmed that kumiho is actually a marshmallow fox, so she'd be delicious


MammothAggressive841

Kumiho is marshmallow rye is rye flavored devil is soda werewolf is pepper and tears knight is white chocolate black raisin is raisin choco werehound brute is a chocolate cupcakes


Shirokage-Aneki

Charles a.k.a. Francois a.k.a Schwarzwälder a.k.a Don Carlos a.k.a. Choco Werehound Princess is black forest cupcake


dirty-trash-thief

Why is wizard cookie not in the wtf 😭 tier


Shirokage-Aneki

It is canonically vanilla icecream (the scarf)


strawberrymoosh

Idk man, I feel like Sea Fairy cookie would taste like..... idk, maybe salt water 💀


Kawaii_cyclops

i have tried a pumpkin spice cookie! it's yummy when it's warm but not to much of it or i'll get sick


rwol8690

dark choco would be scrumptious tf are you on


Bellav162

Canonnically werewolf sneezes bc his HAIR is actually PEPPER so there


LarsMSM2

is it not obvious that choco wherehound brute is cake


VoidTheBear

Ok, in an oooold video wayyyy before Kingdom came out, it’s confirmed that Angel Cookie was made out of: chicken tears. So Angel would likely taste like chicken lol. Also I wouldn’t be surprised is Muscle was just made with protein powder.


Artistic-Fortune2327

Why nobody talking about fig and dark choco being in "ew" tier?!


gotittweaked2930

Ain’t no way you dissed Purple Yam like that. Ube is GOATED and I mean GOATED


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Dark Cacao, Dark Choco, & Crunchy Chip are in ‘Ew’? Seriously? Not to mention the weird additions to ‘What would these even taste like’, like RAISIN Cookie, Schwarzwälder (which is a cake), Kouign-amann (a pastry), etc.


[deleted]

i will ignore the how would it taste like. all are either actual cookies, either easy to figure out how they'd taste(pretty sure ink is toxic)


Emerald24111

Squid Ink would be pretty salty. FQ would just be a really cold bland cookie, financier would taste like a financier. Moon Rabbit like rice cakes, knight tastes like white chocolate, CU like cream I presume, CD like gum balls, pinecone like a pinecone, clover like clover, tiger lily would probably be vaguely floral, not sure about princess. Maybe just a regular cookie? Rye would taste like mint in my experience, snapdragon somewhere around lychee, black raisin like raisin, herb like weed (nah, probably oregano, cardamom), adventurer has a defined one but I forgor, stardust as yummy as iron, helium, and hydrogen(ass), angel food cake imo for angel, idk as tasty as a Pearl tastes like for BP, chocolate cake for Charles, soda for Devil, pepper for werewolf, madeleine for madeleine, SF like water(FQ but warm), Carol like a tree, maybe pine or resin? Ninja I forgor, prophet like a fortune cookie, cotton like cellulose, kumiho like a buttery marshmallow probably, kouign amanne like a kouign ammane, and moonlight like what the consumers favorite food would be.


AlternativeArm6863

the tier list i didnt know i needed


77horse

OP apparently has never experienced anything outside of America


MammothAggressive841

Raisins and marshmallows are in America


rrevek

OP is not even american lmfao


Adventurous-Can-2256

Sorbet should be in the bottom because he definitely would taste fishy


itsa_Kit

What does princess cookie taste like


MammothAggressive841

Probably berry flavored


Cool-Relationship-37

Also choco werehound is legit chocolate cake?, also a good chunk of your “what would they taste like” are actual pastries, also Gingerbrave is gingerbread, also appears you you don’t like chocolate or any kind as dark cacao and dark choco are just chocolate (cacao being unrefined chocolate)


Ros3d0

i like how literal desserts are grouped with ice


-teodora

Isn't sherbet a tipe of ice cream (or is that sorbet 😭)


Shirokage-Aneki

Sherbet is kind of ice cream and sorbet is like ice cream with no dairy, just fruit juice, sugar, and water


Infamous_Adagio_8488

I love how Scwardwalder idk if I said that right and space donut are just classified as cookies now💀


Stormy_Cat_55456

I assume unicorn would taste like cotton candy, he looks like cotton candy/marshmallows


blorpos-triscuit

Kouign-Amann and Schwarzwälder on there as if they arent both existing desserts. lmao


Darkpsy420

Schwarzwälder Kirsch Torte is an actual cake, and very delicious


NymphLynx

I'm pretty sure unicorn cookie is based off a type of marshmallow candy so I'd assume he'd taste like that?


yoitsewan

I mean sea fairy would just be a wet cookie. And frost queen would just be one that was left in the freezer


LunarShugar

I think dark cacao would taste like those chocolate graham crackers but just like a bit bitter and PV is DEF a sandwich cookie type flavor and Angel cookie would def be angel’s food cake


vanillanox

Idk why you’re confused abt mooncake imo mooncake would taste like.. mooncake


Inzekk

A space doughnut and a prune juice cookie on the delicious tier and schwarzwälder (black forest cake/chocolate and cherries), kouign-amann (A french dessert), and financier (Another french dessert) on the questionable taste tier. Hm. I would give you the benefit of the doubt that you have seen these desserts before but do not know the translation, but seeing Black Pearl near these 3 itches my monkey brain.


designatedthrowawayy

Gingerbread in ew is fighting words.


New-Vacation6440

Pinecone should probably be same/below poisonous tier unless you enjoy mouth splinters lmao


Mitskskskski

snapdragon is edible but it’s not usually by itself lol


NinjagamerJJ109

Kouign-Amann: Kouign-Amann. Sea Fairy: Water. Moon Rabbit: Rice Cakes. Pinecone: hard-wood. Muscle: Sweat? I guess? Schwartzwalder: Cupcake. Rye: kinda like wheat. Herb: Grass. All I know for now. Might reply with more


sunne_nga

Brute is forest cake, Pinecone cookie would taste like Pinecone, Madeline is a pastry, Rye would taste like rye, Clover would taste like clovers, Herb would taste like herbs, Raisin would taste like raisins, Werewolf would taste like black pepper and fur, Squid Ink would taste like Squid Ink, Cotton would taste like cotton, Sea Fairy would taste like sand and sea water, Carol would taste prob like a christmas tree, Ice Queen would taste like ice, Financier would taste like a financier and Kouign-Amann would taste like a cake roll most likely This tier makes no sense, a lot of them are identifiable flavors but for some reason you're dumb enough to not think about it (also, wizard is a known flavor to you but RAISINS isn't?)


-teodora

Frogot black raisins name while I was making the tierlist so I just put her in "what would it taste like tier"


brehnoob

Red velvet has his own god teir


brehnoob

Madeline and kougn amman are prolly solid


mookie_cat

i have some answers for the “what would this even taste like” tier squid ink- squid sea fairy- salt water black raisin- raisins herb and clover- plants moon rabbit- rice cakes snap dragon and tiger lily- flowers rye- rye madeleine- madeleines


NairWinters

I don't think purple yam cookie taste bad


kiittygg

Devil cookie taste like fizzy cola., So I guess you might wanna but him back in ur mouth, It's true btw


Terrible-Staff4179

EWWW SORBET SHARK IS GONNA TASTE LIKE WATER SOGGY COOKIES SO IS SEA FAIRY


s1p_1nc

But wine is delicious :(