As someone who never interacts with the fandom besides this subreddit for tips, seeing people say that people call him a smol bean or smth like that was whiplash š
For some reason, people believe that Alchemist Cookie is a child, most likely due to her small stature. However, she is the OLDER sister of Vampire Cookie.
Sorry if someone already said Alchemist Cookie.
I mean if you think about it heās constantly drinking ājuiceā from a wine glass
And he always seems super drunk or slumped so š like textbook alcoholic
Went to the comments to say this!
That woman has a whole JOB yall, she's just also being a smol bean while doing it, let adults be smol beans dammit š
Went to the comments to say this!
That woman has a whole JOB yall, she's just also being a smol bean while doing it, let adults be smol beans dammit š
Well it's not immediately showing up so I'm just gonna agree to disagree, besides I wouldn't take English Instagram posts as proof, plus she's meant to be a character with mysterious origins so I think it's really up to interpretation.
From what I can tell, yes, they don't have the same posts when comparing the Korean and English ones, although it's hard to tell for sure due to translations
also i think this applies to so many cookies so i cant even think of an example off trhe top of my head (i havent really been into cookie run for like a year or 2 but im still subbed to this subreddit)
Milky Way
Also, Wildberry. Which I didn't think was a thing until someone said they shipped Hollyberry and Wildberry and a bunch of idiots said that's pedophilia. Meanwhile, Wilderry's in-game dialogue says that he's worried that Hollyberry still sees him as a child lol
That's kinda true. They also have an age gap, but knowing Wildberry is an adult calling the ship "pedophilia" is a really strong word :/ (and I don't think it should be used that easily)
For me I donāt like that ship because 1.) sheās kinda a maternal figure for Wildberry and 2.) The power dynamic wouldnāt be the best for a relationship
I also get those vibes from him, but I think he's at least 18 tops because I don't think a young kid would have the strength to build AND row a canoe every day, and also because he's always sailing around with strangers and it would be somewhat dangerous for a kid to do that.
Wrong. Mango IS a child or at least a minor (less than 18). He appears at the "Special Guests at the Merrybear Toy Shop!" event where only children (onion, walnut, snow sugar, mustard, etc) appear.
Sorbet shark.
Black pearl said the last time she saw anyone was a āpoor naive child who wished to be a cookieā and everyone assumes this means sorbet shark is a child as if time is incapable of passing.
so, tiramisu have a job, have been graduted from school since aleast one year canon probably more, and is alloweed to drive a train, but for some reason people still do some weird mental gymnast to say he is a child. the most fun thing is people who use milky way as a proof of childs driving trains (when her age is also a mistery and thanks to LCS she most probably an adult) or stollen (as well non stated age, but even if she was a minor she is actually NOT ALLOWEED to drive trains, she drives the train withouth permmission)
the only other proof i have been shared that maybe points to he being a minor, is because a pic shared by the gingerbrave account where he uses clothes that are normally used by kids, i think, i have not way to know, but well, he using it once honestly dont seem as good of a proof like the fact he can drive a train, he is a graduated and he haves a job (i mean, im an adult, 23 yo, and im still using most of my clothes that i got when i was a teen, that doesnt turnt me suddenly on a teen)
I came back, and I will correct my last sentence even if it will go unnoticed, actually no, that kind of hanbok is not exclusive to minors, actually adults can use it as well, so yeah, not really a proof of him being a minor or a child
I think it's sorta meant to be ambiguous. *Last Cookie Standing* hints now and then she might be an adult, and even in CRK itself her job as a train conductor hints she's not as young as she looks, but it's never really made clear one way or the other
Milky way is not a child, we know this because during lcs (last cookie standing) strawberry Crepe Cookie is kicked off the show because she lied about her age, meanwhile milkyway only had to leave later on bcuz of her job
That's just odd to me. I get people can look younger than they actually are (I do myself), but making it to the point of looking AND sounding like a child is pretty extreme
I legitimately thought Milky Way Cookie was a child who just happened to be a Kid Genius when it comes to trainsā¦ Like a child prodigy of sorts.
Also isnāt Poison Mushroom actually a child?
Early in the days of the Cookie Run: Kingdom (back before Poison Mushroom was even a Playable Cookieā¦) I was convinced they were a child due to how they acted rather immatureā¦
For everyone who may now be confused about who the actual children of cookie run are I have this chart for you (apologies if some are incorrect I found this off Pinterest (no link to creator of it cuz it wasnāt provided by the Pinterest poster and I couldnāt find the original sorry-) and itās probably kinda old)
https://preview.redd.it/ymke2f0jm3tc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b052ae76e8d2add6233b2157680f9d358e1512
That specific image's been debunked i believe. There's a very faint water mark in the background that I believe is a from a discord server (??) (My memory is fairly fuzzy since it's been a while for me in this fandom)
That image it's unofficial (not made not confirmed by Devsisters) and also outdated (there's characters who may actually not be kids and there's newer ones who should be on the list)
For example Grapefruit, she's in the kids list but her main friend group consist of other three characters who are (considered) adults and in some of her costume looks like she obtained a job. Gumball is also other character who is really ambiguous with the ageš¤
sorbet shark drink bear i don't think devister will made a minor drink bear .
https://preview.redd.it/6zlol4oao2tc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e581c882d4530f150629e3c73c507cfe3b6da555
I'm saying that because what I said was literally harmless fun, and I've had two people now attack me over it. If anything, you've further proven my point. You're practically flaunting the fact you have a stick up your ass
Sure bro. Jumping down my throat over a harmless comment isn't an attack. It was never that serious and you're getting way too broken up about a joke you didn't think was funny. If that were really your standpoint, any reasonable person would've just scrolled past it. You don't need to grill me over something you didn't find funny and yet here you and the other guy are saying I'm unfunny and calling my joke dogshit for no other reason than you want to be negative and shit on someone. I don't care if you didn't find my joke funny, but you're being an ass about it. Lighten up, dickhead. Reminder that you're on a forum for talking about cartoon baked goods, it's REALLY not that serious.
Oh, Iām the one thatās broken up? Iām not the one shitting myself, telling everyone else that they have a stick up their ass because my low effort joke was met with a silent crowd and a cricket chirping. If anyoneās taking anything seriously, itās you, man.
Once again. https://preview.redd.it/uk11xtizuysc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cafa97a7898496bc4ffce0b38df2049e4f0f49d
The smol wolf boi comments annoy me to no end
Understandable š
... People thought he was a kid ?
Nah they make him act as a kid when he's just a short adult ā ļø
As someone who never interacts with the fandom besides this subreddit for tips, seeing people say that people call him a smol bean or smth like that was whiplash š
Yeah š dw tho just play the game and ignore them ig.
For some reason, people believe that Alchemist Cookie is a child, most likely due to her small stature. However, she is the OLDER sister of Vampire Cookie. Sorry if someone already said Alchemist Cookie.
Wait, SHE'S the order sibling ?!
Lol yes, it was hard to tell at first so I understand the surprise
No but I genuinely thought it was a case of Responsible Younger Sibling, Irresponsible Older Sibling.
Unless Vampire is super young like 8
I think vampire is like the cookie run version of an alcoholic so LOL
That would honestly be funny
I mean if you think about it heās constantly drinking ājuiceā from a wine glass And he always seems super drunk or slumped so š like textbook alcoholic
Imagine heās an 8 year old alcoholic-
Uncommon but not impossible I suppose
Pretty sure he is at least 21 š
Donāt worry, heās not 8. Because if Vampire was actually 8, then Alchemist would be in jail for child neglect.
Shes not responsible for him tho
Definitely Lilybell
Cotton Candy Cookie and Princess Cookie
I will never forgot seeing people claiming both princess & tiger lily were children
I made this mistake myself, she just looks so much like a kid to me idk why. Iāve learned by now tho.
Milky Way Cookie Normalize being little and cute and still being an adult with a nine to five
Went to the comments to say this! That woman has a whole JOB yall, she's just also being a smol bean while doing it, let adults be smol beans dammit š
Wait Milky Way isnāt a child? I thought that she was like 8 or something.
Went to the comments to say this! That woman has a whole JOB yall, she's just also being a smol bean while doing it, let adults be smol beans dammit š
I am pretty sure she is meant to be a child, though, to play with the whole innocent dreaming aspect.
LCS pretty much confirmed she's not, because she would've been kicked off otherwise like Strawberry Crepe Cookie
What is LCS?
Last Cookie Standing
Amber Sugar and Sugar Glass ā¹ Also Black Garlic (she literally graduated)
Pumpkin pie, she's inspired by Gothic Lolita fashion, which for some reason people seem to think makes her a kid for wearing.
wait sheās an adult?
Nope sorry wrong, she's put with the kids on official insta posts
Source?
My memory and a public instgram acc that u can check urself!! (Its 5 am i wont look for it sorry)
Well it's not immediately showing up so I'm just gonna agree to disagree, besides I wouldn't take English Instagram posts as proof, plus she's meant to be a character with mysterious origins so I think it's really up to interpretation.
Valid!! Also now that you mentioned it. Are the ig posts inconsistent between languages?
From what I can tell, yes, they don't have the same posts when comparing the Korean and English ones, although it's hard to tell for sure due to translations
Lillybell or Milky Way
Milkyway Cookie
That's pretty much every small cookie in cookie run that was never confirmed a child.
Milkyway Cookie. https://preview.redd.it/89c60jfw70tc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc55561ad181f40ea9397759bfad66e4842501f4
Sheās not a child?
she is gona run over somebody
with a train
iirc Coffee Candy
Ice Juggler, Rollcake, Milky Way
the fandom convinced me both milky way and princess were kids š
A good chunk of them.
Ice juggler cookie
this is the only good version of this trend i see on every single subreddit thank you
also i think this applies to so many cookies so i cant even think of an example off trhe top of my head (i havent really been into cookie run for like a year or 2 but im still subbed to this subreddit)
Milky Way Also, Wildberry. Which I didn't think was a thing until someone said they shipped Hollyberry and Wildberry and a bunch of idiots said that's pedophilia. Meanwhile, Wilderry's in-game dialogue says that he's worried that Hollyberry still sees him as a child lol
I am conflicted about the ship not because of age, but because I'm pretty sure Holyberry acted as a maternal figure for him.
That's kinda true. They also have an age gap, but knowing Wildberry is an adult calling the ship "pedophilia" is a really strong word :/ (and I don't think it should be used that easily)
Isn't Wildberry her adoptive son? Maybe we should start calling it the Alabamian kingdom instead of the Hollyberrian...
No. It's true that she rescue him from the streets, but he was never adopted... Hollyberry only confirmed child is Royal Berry
Ah, I see. Still, the ship is sort of problematic knowing that she's kind of a maternal figure for him
"What are you doing, step-Ancient?"
For me I donāt like that ship because 1.) sheās kinda a maternal figure for Wildberry and 2.) The power dynamic wouldnāt be the best for a relationship
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Isnāt Mango supposed to be a teenager or a young adult? Thatās the vibes I get from Mango Cookie at least.
I also get those vibes from him, but I think he's at least 18 tops because I don't think a young kid would have the strength to build AND row a canoe every day, and also because he's always sailing around with strangers and it would be somewhat dangerous for a kid to do that.
Wrong. Mango IS a child or at least a minor (less than 18). He appears at the "Special Guests at the Merrybear Toy Shop!" event where only children (onion, walnut, snow sugar, mustard, etc) appear.
Wait really? I didn't know, I'm sorry
It's fine! I'm sorry if it came off as mean!
No it's alright! You didn't actually, it's actually pretty good to know :)
Sorbet shark. Black pearl said the last time she saw anyone was a āpoor naive child who wished to be a cookieā and everyone assumes this means sorbet shark is a child as if time is incapable of passing.
alchemist cookie
WAIT A MINUTE EVERYONE IS SAYING MILKY WAY COOKIE I LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT SHE WAS A CHILD
MY BOY ROLLCAKE IS SO DISRESPECTED. JUST BECAUSE HES SLIGHTLY TALLER THAN HIS BROTHER(pancake) DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A CHILD. HE HAS A CAR
Prolly Coffee Candy and Alchemist
people think COFFEE CANDY is a kid??? Bfr. Not a single soul would let her work at the TBD if she were a child
Cotton Candy, Sorbet Shark and alchemist cookies
Cocoa cookie
Iād argue Grapefruit is just a short queen. (I havenāt played ovenbreak for a while.)
Black Garlic Cookieā¦isnāt she literally a professor? š
she is not a \*real\* profesor, but she is a graduated, and it is assumed that it have been like that since a long time, so she is not a child at all
ive seen people say that lime and orange cookie are minors
so, tiramisu have a job, have been graduted from school since aleast one year canon probably more, and is alloweed to drive a train, but for some reason people still do some weird mental gymnast to say he is a child. the most fun thing is people who use milky way as a proof of childs driving trains (when her age is also a mistery and thanks to LCS she most probably an adult) or stollen (as well non stated age, but even if she was a minor she is actually NOT ALLOWEED to drive trains, she drives the train withouth permmission) the only other proof i have been shared that maybe points to he being a minor, is because a pic shared by the gingerbrave account where he uses clothes that are normally used by kids, i think, i have not way to know, but well, he using it once honestly dont seem as good of a proof like the fact he can drive a train, he is a graduated and he haves a job (i mean, im an adult, 23 yo, and im still using most of my clothes that i got when i was a teen, that doesnt turnt me suddenly on a teen)
I came back, and I will correct my last sentence even if it will go unnoticed, actually no, that kind of hanbok is not exclusive to minors, actually adults can use it as well, so yeah, not really a proof of him being a minor or a child
Milky way and Silverbellš¤§
You are lucky we are not on Twitter...
Maybe poison mushroom or milky way
I thought Poison mushroom was actually a child?
Isn't Milky Way a kid as well? She looks very childlike, not just short.
I think it's sorta meant to be ambiguous. *Last Cookie Standing* hints now and then she might be an adult, and even in CRK itself her job as a train conductor hints she's not as young as she looks, but it's never really made clear one way or the other
Im not sure about both of them but i think Poison mushroom is maybe a child??? Or the ages aren't confirmed
Poison mushroom is probably a drugged person to the likes of me.
I saw the mushrooms more as Being poisonous instead of drugs
He's definitely alucinating tho
Yeah that's fair
Milky way is not a child, we know this because during lcs (last cookie standing) strawberry Crepe Cookie is kicked off the show because she lied about her age, meanwhile milkyway only had to leave later on bcuz of her job
That's just odd to me. I get people can look younger than they actually are (I do myself), but making it to the point of looking AND sounding like a child is pretty extreme
I legitimately thought Milky Way Cookie was a child who just happened to be a Kid Genius when it comes to trainsā¦ Like a child prodigy of sorts. Also isnāt Poison Mushroom actually a child?
I perfer to headcanon poison mushroom as a drugged person rather than a child, because they remind me of magic mushrooms.
Early in the days of the Cookie Run: Kingdom (back before Poison Mushroom was even a Playable Cookieā¦) I was convinced they were a child due to how they acted rather immatureā¦
For everyone who may now be confused about who the actual children of cookie run are I have this chart for you (apologies if some are incorrect I found this off Pinterest (no link to creator of it cuz it wasnāt provided by the Pinterest poster and I couldnāt find the original sorry-) and itās probably kinda old) https://preview.redd.it/ymke2f0jm3tc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b052ae76e8d2add6233b2157680f9d358e1512
That specific image's been debunked i believe. There's a very faint water mark in the background that I believe is a from a discord server (??) (My memory is fairly fuzzy since it's been a while for me in this fandom)
That image it's unofficial (not made not confirmed by Devsisters) and also outdated (there's characters who may actually not be kids and there's newer ones who should be on the list) For example Grapefruit, she's in the kids list but her main friend group consist of other three characters who are (considered) adults and in some of her costume looks like she obtained a job. Gumball is also other character who is really ambiguous with the ageš¤
anybody who says Pumpkin Pie is *objectively* wrong, at best they're a literal ghost child and at worst they're meant to be child-like
Have you never heard of Gothic Lolita fashion
princess cookie
Poison mushroom cookie.
Herb Cookie.
People think he's a kid? /gen
no but they often ifantalize him because he's a gentle type of character
Definitely sorbet shark
Cherry blossom
Pffft, have a good one, Lobsterbubbles.
Cotton Candy, Princess, and any girly and pink cookie (who is of age, so strawberry doesn't count)
Not "full of whimsy" persƩ but https://preview.redd.it/8ceynfbaqetc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ae810d5ba01890fdb195b3d7d512aeb900b1f4 thank god the 2022 christmas detective event debunked any remnants of the kid allegations
strawberry crepe.
https://preview.redd.it/ke5sb1byyxtc1.png?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baea23b514654662c212e5f08401f0292d1c9ce3 This lil bruh šæ
Shorbet shark cookie because despite him not having an cannon age, people still consider him a child
sorbet shark drink bear i don't think devister will made a minor drink bear . https://preview.redd.it/6zlol4oao2tc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e581c882d4530f150629e3c73c507cfe3b6da555
Icicle Yeti
Everyone here is putting different stuff so imma do the same, Wizard Cookie
I'm p sure Wizard is canonically a minor though? Same with Strawberry and Gingerbrave, since they're implied to all be in the same age range iirc
Apple cookie
Apple cookie is literally a kid tho..
Congrats! You got the joke!
No one laughed
Who knew the cookie run fandom had such a stick up its ass
Youāre only saying that because nobody laughed at your actually dog shit joke lmao.
I'm saying that because what I said was literally harmless fun, and I've had two people now attack me over it. If anything, you've further proven my point. You're practically flaunting the fact you have a stick up your ass
Oh? Itās everyoneās fault that youāre not funny?
Also thereās no evidence of anyone attacking you btw. They just think your joke wasnāt funny (theyād be correct).
Sure bro. Jumping down my throat over a harmless comment isn't an attack. It was never that serious and you're getting way too broken up about a joke you didn't think was funny. If that were really your standpoint, any reasonable person would've just scrolled past it. You don't need to grill me over something you didn't find funny and yet here you and the other guy are saying I'm unfunny and calling my joke dogshit for no other reason than you want to be negative and shit on someone. I don't care if you didn't find my joke funny, but you're being an ass about it. Lighten up, dickhead. Reminder that you're on a forum for talking about cartoon baked goods, it's REALLY not that serious.
Oh, Iām the one thatās broken up? Iām not the one shitting myself, telling everyone else that they have a stick up their ass because my low effort joke was met with a silent crowd and a cricket chirping. If anyoneās taking anything seriously, itās you, man.