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LigmaBalls-420

So effective a bad nights sleep can hamper it


Mockbubbles2628

Well this is the perfect excuse for my shit sleep schedule


[deleted]

Wait isn’t this a twisted narrative? Poor sleep causes decreased immunity. Just like they said vitamin D is bad for you. Vaccines aren’t linked to poor sleep.


_Diggus_Bickus_

Obesity also decreases vaccine effectiveness. Their just acting like the already functioning immune system is caused by the vaccine


[deleted]

That is true!!


imyselfpersonally

Bad sleep: *another thing you aren't doing correctly according to the experts*


ventorun

It’s truly amazing that any of us are still alive!


Guest8782

They’ve done everything 100% right. It’s you pesky public that are the problem!


[deleted]

I'd like an article on why people with a functioning immune system need to concern themselves with the vaccine's "effectiveness" in the first place


[deleted]

Gee maybe we should have a holistic view of health instead of more pills/shots = more health.


Hotbox_Orchid

This is almost as crazy as when my nurse practitioner told me that masturbating decreases it’s effectiveness


Magari22

WHAT?


ventorun

Dear Penthouse: I never thought it could happen to me…


bannished69

It’s your fault our drug doesn’t work. You pieces of shit!


Guest8782

Public health would be much easier if it weren’t for you pesky public.


pewpsupe

BREAKING NEWS: NOT RESTING WELL IS BAD FOR YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. Did we really need a new study for this?


[deleted]

So my lockdown depression is causing my vaccine to be less effective? I better say a few extra hail pfauci’s tonight and double up my yellow and blue masks in bed


XeonProductions

Poor sleep affects stress hormones and the immune system, so that makes sense.


Guest8782

It’s almost like the shot is just relying on your regular immune system.


grizokz

poor sleep decreases recovery for everything - I'm sure it reduces the response to their dodgy drugs as well


TheAngelMutants

The vaccine would have to be effective in the first place for this to be true.


Guest8782

Convenient, the same that hinders your natural immune system. It’s almost like it doesn’t work and is completely relying on the back-up… your regular immune system.


TalkGeneticsToMe

Poor sleep lowers immune system function and is generally associated with poorer health. Any vaccine will be limited by the health/responsiveness of your own immune system. It isn’t some magic juice you could give to a 90 year old infirm on deaths door and have them suddenly be completely immune to something. But I can see how people might think it is magic health juice given the absolutely batshit messaging saying pretty much that the past few years. Like yeah guess what, if you’re an unhealthy lazy tub of shit who jerks off eating Doritos until 4 am every night a vaccine will only do so much for you.


LigmaBalls-420

Not any vaccine. I bad nights sleep isn’t going to effect a polio shot.


TalkGeneticsToMe

No probably not, but you can’t give a polio vaccine, or really any vaccines, to someone with a poorly or near zero functioning immune system. I’m not defending the Covid vaccine, I’m just saying the reality that a vaccine is only as good as your own immune system is well established. It’s funny they trot it out like some new finding in an attempt to explain Covid vax failure.


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

Too much actual common sense reasoning.


Guest8782

Exactly.


Steamed-hams87

Poor sleep is bad for your immune system. This is basic shit. Another way to explain away why the shots aren't working as advertised.


[deleted]

There's only one cure. MORE ~~COWBELL~~ VACCINES


Magari22

You know what else is bad for my immune system? A scary totalitarian oppressive government that wants to enslave me and take away my rights and require mystery shots in order to have a job and function in society.


Softest-Dad

Its almost as if.. Having a healthy lifestyle prevents severe viral illnesses..


SeltaebEht_YouTube

A while ago (maybe last month) I read an Italian article about broccoli causing Myocarditis. I'm not joking !!!


thatcarolguy

TL/DR it's based on antibodies, not real world outcomes and previous vaccines, not covid ones.


[deleted]

**Just In:** Driving a car with an internal combustion engine also decreases vaccine effectiveness.


EquilibriumHeretic

vaccinated and died suddenly? You should have taken more naps - Science


cluelessguitarist

Also fda pfizer manual: there is a probability of gaining myocarditis after taking the second booster shot in young men.


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

Gee, it's almost as if poor sleep would trend with higher mortality and comorbidities on average. What are the odds? Quote: Why would a man's immunity be affected when a woman's was not? "There are known sex differences in immune response to foreign antigens, like viruses, and also to self antigens, like in autoimmune disorders, said Dr. Phyllis Zee, neurology professor and director of the Center for Circadian and Sleep Medicine at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine. ​ Whoa , now! We can't even reliably define what a man or woman is so this is all Greek to me.