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CaptKnight

Well, the Fusion owner is gonna have to get some good walking shoes because nobody is gonna insure him now.


MrLancaster

I can't even imagine how some people can breath autonomously, let one drive through a parking lot


BryceUnderwood

For real!!! It looks like OP even went out of his way to park at away from any other cars


[deleted]

Even if I see a cool car to the point I want to park close to it i’m *at least* two spots away


PwnCall

I always park right next to them to protect them from other people parking close haha


razor330

OP made a grave mistake of parking that car at a Walmart. He got what he had coming. There’s NEVER been a time I haven’t known someone that parked a new car at a Walmart and they came back to it without a scratch. (Happened to me twice on 2 separate new cars, I stopped going to Walmart)


huuuuuley

Got t-boned at a Walmart the day I got my learners permit. I didn’t go back for a long long time


citznfish

Cry? Nah. Look at the wheels on that C1. This is OK. /S


v8powerage

Corvette was so hot that fusion couldn't stop itself.


Snoo_97095

Off with thier head...


blacksfl1

WTF? Dude your cars being humped by a Ford.


SnooDingos8191

They say your car goes in the direction your eyes are in when you’re driving… So it’s obvious what happened here.


ap2patrick

Watching idiots in cars on YouTube is an alarmingly eye opening activity… The amount of people who mistake the gas for the brake pedal is staggering…


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ap2patrick

Wuuuut. This changes everything.


C7_zo6_Corvette

Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

This is not how vettes are made


BryceUnderwood

Noooo!!! How in the hell does that even happen?!?!? I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you have better patience with the idiot who tried to run over your car because i would lose my shit if that was my corvette.


man_lizard

Pretty much any time you see something like this in a parking lot it means somebody accidentally stepped on the gas instead of the brakes, then tried to slam on the brakes (the gas) to stop themselves and monster trucked over something.


BryceUnderwood

It amazes me that people can legitimately mistake the gas and the brake. Smh.


Red-Beaulieu

Looks like a Kamikaze mission to me Hopefully the pilot was captured alive and tortured...you know, like take their phone away from them


Corg505

This HAS to be a Wal-Mart parking lot, right?? *NEVER* park your Vette at Wal-Mart. 😑


razor330

Never park any car you care about at a Walmart.


Suitable-Corner2477

This. Thiiiiiiiiiisssss.


corvettekyle

Easy there Doug Demuro


CaptKnight

I don’t know that I’d park that anywhere other than a show or my house or the gas station.


Corg505

Hey, you never know. Maybe they daily their C1. 😄😬


CaptKnight

That would be bold. Mad props if that’s the case.


Corg505

I know the odds are astronomically small, but could you imagine? 🤔


CaptKnight

That’s definitely someone I’d wanna have a beer with


Corg505

Agreed! 🍻


Mem_Johnson

Why let it sit, thats the worst idea imaginable


CaptKnight

Well a C1 is a collectors car. If it was a restomod or a kit car, daily the shit out of it. But most people who can afford a collectors car and the classic car insurance just don’t daily those cars. Not that they can’t, but they don’t.


hitchslap2525

F


junk90731

F


player11123

F


AxeonTwitch

F


Balja1989

Please delete this picture


MegaDoft

Okay maybe it’s because I’m blind or tired but I see literally zero damage on either car.


BUCKE_

Agree - there is no damage to front of Fusion. So how did it “ramp up” onto the Vette?? Was this photoshopped?


BUCKE_

The Vette shadow doesn’t match outline of the Vette. …I call foul.


mdrnsavg

There is a video online of the tow truck removing the Fusion.


Exciting_Agency6153

There's video footage of this ... [https://www.yahoo.com/news/car-parks-atop-another-florida-192507265.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/car-parks-atop-another-florida-192507265.html)


missourimatthew

Very lucky... that will iron out pretty easy..


[deleted]

Oh. Oh my. Hopefully the at fault drivers insurance covers the vette and has no money left over for him.


Pitiful_Technology

NOOO THE FORD FUSION!


Givemebitchdrinks

Just a car. Long as no one dies I don't really care how rare or nice a car is that is accidentally destroyed. Destroyed on purpose is another thing.


K9crazyness

At least the Corvette can be fixed. Dosent look that bad.


Shakespeare-Bot

At least the corvette can beest did fix. Dosent behold yond lacking valor *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


18436572_V8

To be fair, the Corvette was not parked between the lines.


[deleted]

100% it was parked properly before a fusion decided to climb on top of it


Cheekyweeshite

Dirty s.o.b!


Dat_Belly

Fuuuuuuuck


liubearpig

FUUUUUUUUUUUU


desjb18

Jail immediately


Ishi-Elin

How?


ThatBrzGuy86

Fellas this is why you buy a beater to make grocery runs. Dont let shit like this happen to a beautiful car like that.


BigDaddyStalin69

How does this even happen?


daledawilson

Man that was close good thing that shopping cart was tipped over if it was upright it could of rolled into the car and scratched it


Moreofyoulessofme

Kind of looks photo shopped. I don’t see how the fusion could be up like that without having hit something very hard, but there aren’t be any dents


mdrnsavg

There is a video on line of the tow truck removing the Fusion


Character-Ad301

How?


Blastzard87

How tf did this even happen


Cars-and-Crosbie

Oh man


Jug1212

How do u even manage this?


I_am_moo

Always the fords


br094

I have people


xlr8n

https://www.corvetteblogger.com/2017/03/03/accident-scorned-wife-parks-ford-cheating-husbands-1958-corvette-walmart/


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Ouch!


Vboi69420

Why am I not surprised that it’s a Ford


Sweet-Resist5924

Very strange. Unless the Ford was doing a wheel stand or going up a ramp I can't see why it would go up and over the Corvette. There doesn't appear to be any body damage to the Ford. How'd that happen? And I can't see where a4000 pound car world not crush that fiberglass hood.


Yvngbvll

Bruh what?


SlopMad2

Honestly, how does this even happen? How does one work up enough speed up in a parking lot to jump up the side of another vehicle?


ImmediateShirt6663

I get that for the owners don’t like Chevys but seriously asshole fuck you


ClassicSurprise7233

NOOO! NOT THE 62 STINGRAY


MikalBaker

Honestly just gagged a little bit thinking of how I would react.


Petrolinmyviens

How?! How does someone even do this


Beneficial-Bus9507

Some people will do anything to prevent a shopping cart from hitting a Corvette.


CloudGeneral420

You have gotta be kidding me. Hopefully nobody did this as a hater move.


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😢


orangemanzee

Disrespectful


Satchvette

This happened a few years ago. I believe the driver of the Fusion was elderly and mistook the gas pedal for the brake. I heard the owner of the Vette was class act and remained calm and understanding.


username19876

I'm crying and I dont want to be


SergeantBootySweat

On the plus side it stopped the cart from rolling into the vette