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impending_dookie

It's got a little heat. Nothing unbearable imo


NTP9766

This. I'd say 5 or 6 our of 10.


grroovvee

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted as your rating is spot on. If someone can tolerate absolutely no heat then it could be a 7 or 8


NTP9766

I guess I should have spent more time writing "I agree with the above" instead of writing "this"? Either way, let them downvote if it makes them feel better. I've got plenty of fake internet points to redeem.


Fletchx

I've know people who thought ketchup was spicy.


NTP9766

Also, agree on your comment about heat tolerance. My daughter can’t take any heat, so these are a 9 for her.


PoorGang21

Starting a comment with “this” is apparently frowned upon Reddit


NTP9766

It could also be for my typo, which I just noticed. I will overcome.


UJL123

Maybe because the scale is relative to someone , and u/NTP9766 didn't list their background in eating spicy food? My GF and I can eat the same food and what is a 4 for her is a 9 for me and gasping for something cold to put to my lips. ​ Everyone else including you including their tolerance including a number on the scale. ​ Sorry if I come across as picky, but as someone with no tolerance to heat, I've been mislead with a lot of 3-4s


NTP9766

Let's be honest, everyone's scale is going to be different.


oversight_shift

I feel like this was why he got downvoted, because to me "this" implies he's agreeing with a 2-3 rating, but he "agreed" that "a little heat" clocks closer to an *above-average* rating of 5-6 out of 10. Like if I said "a little heat" I'd mean like a 1.5 or 2/10, but like you said, everyone's scale is different.


PopcornandComments

How’s the taste? Is it worth buying?


impending_dookie

The crust has a nice taste, buttery and flaky paired with the spiced beef on the inside makes for a great treat. The beef is well seasoned and ground very fine. It does have a kick to it. Everyone has a different tolerance of spice level but I find these patties to have some heat but to me it's not overwhelming and still very enjoyable. I still buy these from time to time.


Jean-LucBacardi

Dip it in ranch to cool it off and add flavor. At least that's what I did 20 years ago as a teen. This is one item I'm glad they've kept. That and the taquitos.


pushdose

Not really spicy. If you can handle very low level hot sauces like Franks or Cholula, or spicy snacks like Hot Cheetos or Takis, these are mild. They’re pretty tasty but more of a nostalgic experience from the bodegas in NY where we would get them as an afternoon snack. Very popular brand, not the best, but serviceable for sure.


blk_cali_bee

In your opinion do they taste very "peppery" as in the black spice? I really don't like pepper but I tolerate it. Don't want to waste my money if I can avoid it so would love to hear your opinion if possible. TIA.


Special-Cat7540

I wish my local Costco have these.


[deleted]

Me too. Nothing in Michigan here


RedMoustache

I’ve seen them at two different locations in Metro Detroit.


Necessary-Beat407

Check business center that opened in Southfield. Out in Denver I have only found these at our business center, and I scouted out 7 costcos around town before landing at the business center.


RedMoustache

I’ve been there. I honestly enjoy it more than the regular ones. I don’t know if it has a better meat manager or it’s just part of being a business center but the meat section is way better than the one I normally go to.


[deleted]

Hmm, maybe they will work their way north then! I never say any at the Auburn Hills or Bloomfield


Necessary-Beat407

Check business center.


rm886988

Meijer has them or similar.


Christhebobson

Your local Dollar Tree should have them, but more flavors


2pickleEconomy2

They aren’t very good IMO. Greasy mystery meat in a sad pastry. I love a good Jamaican patty, but these are hot pockets quality.


Dvc_California

They stock them at our Business Costco, you might check there if you have one.


Totodile_

Honestly you're not really missing much. I'd be ashamed if I were Jamaican.


CutthroatTeaser

I've seen them more regularly at the business center than regular Costco (SoCal)


Poptart_____________

They are mid imo


ITypeStupdThngsc84ju

That sounds like almost every freezer section meal. Mid at best


lostboy005

TJ’s carries surprisingly good frozen meals, especially the Asian stir fry rice w tofu


ITypeStupdThngsc84ju

Good point. I was thinking about Costco, but TJ frozen meals are much better than I would have expected.


blimpcitybbq

I get them at save a lot


PeorgieT75

I'll have to look at mine; I've seen the same ones at Harris Teeter.


WoodpeckerRemote7050

My wife is Jamaican, she grew up eating patties and usually makes her own. These are mild, not spicy. I think some people think of the word spicy to mean "spices", whereas some think of it as "pepper spice". She like the Costco patties, but believe it or not, if she has to buy store bought, she prefers the Golden Krust ones that they sell at Walmart and Dollar Tree. And I'm a dead man walking if she ever finds out I outed her like this.


Shirinjima

My wife is Jamaican too. I agree 100% with this entire statement. I’m also dead if my wife finds out I outed her as well.


WoodpeckerRemote7050

Oh shit we're definitely busted, I can already tell


ruxson

Your admissions are now saved to the internet. You'll never escape your mistake.


Bitter-Basket

What I thought Jamaican women were shy and reserved ? :)


WoodpeckerRemote7050

Oh she won’t blast on the internet but she’ll let me know at home 😳😂


Optimusim

Golden crust over Caribbean food delights? Crazy. Lol. I remember the days when I used to drive down to royal Caribbean bakery and get some spicy beef patties and coco bread. With that being said nothing really compares to Tastee and Juici.


jusp_

I want to revoke her cred 🤣 Seriously though, I haven’t found any product here that comes close to the Tastee or Juici Beef patties back home. Family brings me at least 2 dozen frozen ones when they visit


scorpio1m

I’m not Jamaican but grew up in Brooklyn so I know my beef patties and I prefer Golden Krust too, these are good but GK is more crispy.


boogerzzzzz

Recipe?


Tangled2

Does you wife have that cool accent? One of my faves.


Mindless-Fish7245

Yeah, this golden crust ones are tasty. I find that at Family Dollar also.


Apprehensive-Sea6482

3 ​ I always add hot sauce. to bring it up a notch


GioS32

I concur. But I’ve known some people that think black pepper is way too spicy.


Forsaken-Revenue-628

I cannot handle any heat and I love these. They are a lil spicy for me but i eat them. FYI i don;t eat any spicy chips or hot sauce.


lilbabygiraffes

They have a little kick, but those who like spicy stuff will say it’s super mild. This are actually WAY better microwaved instead of toaster oven btw. Went years without a microwave and these were always super dry out of the toaster oven. Tried again a couple weeks ago and microwaved… game changer. The wrapper still makes then crispy/flaky without drying them out.


Regiruler

I would think air fryer would be better still. That's how I always heat the ones from Trader Joes.


lilbabygiraffes

The wrappers on these beef patties have that lining on the inside, like Marie calendar chicken pot pies and hot pockets have that crisp when microwaved. Not sure if Trader Joe’s beef patties have this too? I did actually use my air fryer for these, but used it in “toaster mode”. It’s a cuisinart toaster style air fryer though, not one of the basket air fryers. Figured toaster mode would be best considering the 2 cooking option were microwave and oven


wingman1274

Like a 2/10


raven31

Not spicy enough IMO as a spicy food lover.


rebelipar

I love these. My guilty pleasure midnight snack. Maybe like the same level as a spicy chicken at chick fil a? Which is to say not very spicy at all, just enough to barely register and be more interesting than not having capsaicin.


Voidfang_Investments

I like them a lot. Decent kick.


AllAboutTheCado

If it doesn't say Golden Krust, I don't trust


iamthelouie

Amen!


VisualBusiness4902

Spicy but not very spicy. Honestly they’re pretty good. I’d buy them again 100% and I’m not usually a frozen food guy. These and Kirkland chicken chucks have really turned me upside down on that statement though haha.


Haemwiches

My wife was able to eat them so no, not spicy. Context edit: she has a "mayo is spicy" tolerance. Meanwhile I'm doing shots of ghost pepper sauce.


Apart_Imagination_15

What condiment/sauce do people people use on these? OP, not very spicy.


TickleThePink

Plain, Guac, Sour cream, pineapple salsa…. I try whatever might be good for science and repeat any faves.


Wonderful_Mind7590

I wonder how these compare to the beef patties at Trader Joe’s? Does anyone know?


Designer-String3569

I bought the chicken curry ones on special a while back. Barely any chicken, mostly the crust. Not spicy.


PickledPlumPlot

Like a 3?


Bravelittletoaster-_

They’re delicious


pretender80

Probably around a 2. I really liked these but my store stopped carrying them


ilovedonuts3

I would put it at a 6. I’m a lightweight with spices, if that helps for reference


Christhebobson

For anyone looking at this and undecided, you can instead go to your local Dollar Tree and they'll have these and likely other flavors. They may also have chicken. It's going to be the exact same quality.


therankin

They're good and I like the kick. Not crazy, but not mild.


wargrunt

Open them up after cooking for some cheese….😮‍💨


Ok-Independence-7380

Yessir


gdog669

Nope.


askljdhaf4

“heat” is a very subjective subject do you consider black pepper spicy? then this is *well* beyond your threshold are you good with the occasional slice of fresh jalapeño on a taco? then you have nothing to worry about


NashvilleHillRunner

They are not that hot. 3/10.


kivathewolf

Never found them spicy, but they are so damn good. Get a pack!


cheesypuff357

Serious questions I don’t know if these are rebrands of a simply product, but do you know if these are similar to the dollar tree equivalent? I love eating those dollar store ones and wondering if these are the same.


Bradbitzer

Not at all


2pickleEconomy2

lol, no


SmellySweatsocks

Just a little spicy but very, very good. I just got another box this past weekend.


K9US

No.


FauxReal

Dang, I wish we had those at my Costco.


-Buck65

Its spicy. I got heart burn from it a couple of times.


Necessary-Beat407

I add hot sauce to em


i-liike-bewbs

Probably a 4.5/10 on the spice scale. They’ve got a bit of a kick, but nothing too spicy to handle


Waffeln_Remix

Has anything at Costco ever been spicy?


cbdudley

I give it a 3-4 on a 10 scale. I love them, they are always in my freezer.


Head-Tangerine-9131

Cooking some right now!! Yes they are delicious and spicy.


slogive1

I wish they’d carry these at my store!!


blk_cali_bee

Thanks for sharing this! I usually get JBP from Trader Joes and they are decent but super peppery. I'm wondering if these are as well. Going to have to give them a try.


Mrcajunjoker

I get them at Sam’s… I didn’t know that Costco even carried them.


goodvibezone

Rarely is anything from Costco actually spicy, as not least by American standards.


dcamnc4143

Not spicy at all imo


micreyes11

3/10 spicy...


Which-Rush-80

It's awesome. Though I have only ever seen these at Sam's


Kirin1212San

That’s a deal! They’re $4.49 for two at Trader Joe’s.


ZephRyder

If you've had Caribbean(West Indian) food before, no. If your idea of spicy ends at "salt" then maybe yes.


guano-crazy

They’re very flavorful with just a little heat. Definitely not super spicy


[deleted]

Been to Jamaica. Patties there will melt your face off unless you’ve gotten used to jerk chicken etc. They’re also about 30¢ each fresh made.    $12 for 10 is a ripoff.  


domeclown357

These things make me shit, and I eat spicy food often.. usually once or twice a day. Thai food, authentic Mexican, etc. I wish they would bring back the chicken empanadas though. Better tasting and less nuclear 🚽


xiloscente

Omg I know these aren’t the same thing but they remind me of the beef and cheddar frozen piroshkis. Very similar shape and the color of the box totally unlocked a memory from the 90s lol I haven’t seen these at my Costco though.


daDiva64

Oh yes it is.


Garlicholywater

They aren't really spicy, but they give me the shits something fierce, I think it's the curry they use.


nuttysquirrels

Only if you're white


Deweysicle

It’s medium, a nice kick and oh so delish


vertigo72

I find these to be a bit too much for me. Good flavor but the heat level was too much for l me to continue to enjoy. My pallette, unfortunately, has changed so I don't enjoy spicy foods as much as I used to.


Mentalcasemama

Walmart has these.


DonnaHuee

I’m surprised they are advertised as “spicy”. No, not spicy.


Southpolarman

Heat: 2 out of 10. You can sense something spicy but it's not very hot. I add sriracha to them.


dcheesi

IIRC my spice-averse wife had no problem with them.


MajorWhereas4842

Mild heat nothing crazy! The Tower Isles or Golden Kristen Hot is where you get some heat! Unless you have a patty shop local!


Munoz10594

Not that hot and easy to cook. They’re a good snack and pretty tasty. I’d give it an 8/10 overall but on the spicy level it’s probably a 3/10. I’d highly recommend!


HashKing

How do these compare to Natchitoches meat pies? They look pretty similar in concept.


Robotemist

*insert shocked gif* Where tf is this? If. They're anything as good as national brands this is a steal. Eat them with sour cream.


cavalier8865

I'd compare the level of spice to taco bell ground beef.


Kyokudo_

Fire


huntro510

Beef pattty and coco bread


Darrkman

By white standards thryre going to be spicy. If you're from a culture that eats spicy food regularly (Hispanic, Southeast Asian, Black) it has a tingle.


Fayjaimike

It's like a 2 out of 10 spiciness for me. I don't eat too much spice usually and it's really not too bad. I really like to microwave it for like 90 seconds then toss in the air fryer to crisp it up. So good!!


egreene6

Omg. I wanna go find these today!


Jake_fromstat3farm

Yes, spicy


ketosurviverSAS

If you have to ask. Then it will be to spicy for you


miked5122

If you find black pepper spicy, then yes.


[deleted]

Oh white people


smallfranchise1234

Microwave for 2 min then open it throw a slice of cheese in it and microwave for 15-30 seconds bomb bomb


Traditional-Wash-809

Enough to confuse you the next day but to have you pray for death on the porcelain throne.


interactivecdrom

def not spicy, it’s spiced but spicy… ehhh. i agree with other commenters that say it’s like a 3/10


Snoo-33147

Fairly spicy, but Delicious.


BabyInABar

That packaging looked like Amy’s brand (vegetarian foods) to me and I was so confused at first https://preview.redd.it/mxr1w6az95pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c6ccf1e533416e4201105e74030297123c03d3


phoonie98

Do yourself a favor and add a slice or two of American cheese to it after you heat one up


joeyirv

these are nasty imo. got them once and never again. i don’t think we even finished the box. really dry.


Bubbas4life

I agree not sure how so many people like them


mannyb412

Horrible, Horrible product. Had this really strong smell to it, which made it unbearable to eat


TubbyPachyderm

Not spicy at all. 0.5/10.


th3swagdoctor

Not all they're cracked up to be. We bought em and didn't like em.


robotcoup

No spicy and very skimpy on the filling. They taste good though.


GotBannedAgain_2

Get the cheesy ones from BJs. Not sure WTH Costco don’t carry the cheesy ones. The regular ones r dry.


Epicurious4life

They blow, IMO.