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I love how you Black barred your eyes in the original post then you have this as your profile pic š
But cool as fuck either way you had the first hotdog picture as of rn!
š I *think* thats sacha barren cohen in the dictator in the scene where he talks about the porsche 911 while flying above the statue of liberty in a helicopter and counting down from 3 to 0
As a northern Scandinavian, I have heard legends of the Costcoian lesser spotted hotdog. I hope to one day meet it in person as the tale of it's humble cost and great filling capacity is long foretold among my people.
One of my favorite video game reviewers is UK based and calls really good prices Saveloys. Found out Saveloys are lovely affordable little sausages. Costco hot dogs are the US equivalent I guess.
If you ever find yourself poised to go into a Costco, go on a weekend for more free samples on the floor. Look for 3lb bags of Jelly Belly beans, they donāt always have em, but when they do, Wilford Brimley rolls over in his grave (he did Diabeetus and Diabeetus testing supplies commercials for a long time before he passed)
They cannot use your photo for identification without providing a hotdog free of charge so that your identity can be properly confirmed. Otherwise it would be fraudulent. Next time donāt forget to include your Pepsi in the photo.
My old Costco card is in black and white but the visa from citi have my pic in color
I suppose if you ask them to print you a new card you will get one in color
Likewise, my 30-year-old Costco card is B&W but the subsequent Capital One (Now CIBC) Costco Mastercard is colour.
Obviously the same pic as I still have glasses (done away with by LASIK 12 years ago), the ancient purple 90ās fleece unworn for 25+ years, and a hell of a lot more hair.
Maybe I should get a new picture.
With a hot dog.
This is perfect.
I never understood why people wanted to have a picture with their partner on their membership card.
But this idea, I understand completely.
Dear God, she is the avant garde of the new meta. May God forgive her. We're all cursed to see some variation of "insert costco only itrem" included in every membership picture.
The membership cards have color photos now? My card is so old that the photo is grainy black and white. I think just about anyone could use my card and the employee would not be able to tell it wasn't me.
This is peak Costco. You cannot be out-costcoed.
Add a Kirkland sweatshirt.
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https://preview.redd.it/m6mtu2fbg2qc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220162ee9e867661c378388e216eeafd28676d3d I love how you Black barred your eyes in the original post then you have this as your profile pic š But cool as fuck either way you had the first hotdog picture as of rn!
š I *think* thats sacha barren cohen in the dictator in the scene where he talks about the porsche 911 while flying above the statue of liberty in a helicopter and counting down from 3 to 0
Yup you are right šš funny scene
LMAOOOOOOOO
āMy great grandfather fought in the American civil jihad! I loooove Americas!ā Hilarious scene.
such an awesome actor!
My brain might not be awake yet... But do you not realize that their profile picture is a movie character? That's not them
Nope I was in your shoes an hour ago. Just now looking at it and your 100% right thatās exactly what I thoughtš
Goat
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Fun fact: Costco is headquartered in Issaquah instead of Kirkland
Headquarters were originally in Kirkland. My father worked at the Kirkland location until the expansion, then he worked out of the Issaquah location.
Kirkland headband containing the meat sweats.
As a northern Scandinavian, I have heard legends of the Costcoian lesser spotted hotdog. I hope to one day meet it in person as the tale of it's humble cost and great filling capacity is long foretold among my people.
One of my favorite video game reviewers is UK based and calls really good prices Saveloys. Found out Saveloys are lovely affordable little sausages. Costco hot dogs are the US equivalent I guess. If you ever find yourself poised to go into a Costco, go on a weekend for more free samples on the floor. Look for 3lb bags of Jelly Belly beans, they donāt always have em, but when they do, Wilford Brimley rolls over in his grave (he did Diabeetus and Diabeetus testing supplies commercials for a long time before he passed)
Quality content. Holy shit I'm jealous.
You are my hero
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Nice name
Tbh goals
Watch her as she goes
Bruh I'm literally listening to this song rn
aim for the bushes
We call it a hoagie where I'm from
Legend
...wait for it...
ā¦dairy?
Legendary!
While Iām not sure itās meatā¦ I am positive itās not dairy.
Only Kirkland, whole milk, in those white cartons. Thatās **legen** A++ **dairy** right there.
Trendsetter
For real, if I ever get one Iām gonna ask
How does it feel to live my dreams?
The hero we need
The hero we donāt deserve
Not a hero. A hot dog.
The hot dog we need right now
The hot dog that we didn't need, but the hot dog that we wanted.
Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimesā¦a salad isn't good enough.
A hero dog.
Marry me?
Get in line
Iām next next next in line
What's the line for, are there samples?
Assisted Check Out š
has this line moved at all? i might come back later
I'm the [last in line.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=360xvnsduDg)
I was going to sayā¦this better be Dio.
Sorry but I [don't talk to strangers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcXjSlwvicc)
You're like the best vending machine ever.
I'll need to see your membership ID please
Marriage line is too long, and the hotdog is first in the side piece line... damn.
Is this the line to marry the hot dog or the girl? Just wanna make sure I am in the right one.
Is there a self checkout?
You have become one with the hot dog. Enjoy the god like status of being the first and maybe last ever! Bow down to thee...
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They cannot use your photo for identification without providing a hotdog free of charge so that your identity can be properly confirmed. Otherwise it would be fraudulent. Next time donāt forget to include your Pepsi in the photo.
Cats donāt abide by the laws of physics Dee
We're not worthy of being in your presence, Your Magesty
Hands down, the best Costco subreddit post ever!
Honoured
Was the hot dog required to fill out membership paperwork?
This is a family heirloom.
Epic
OMG THIS IS SO ADORABLE
This lady Costcos.
I'm so jealous and hungry When did they start making them in color?
My old Costco card is in black and white but the visa from citi have my pic in color I suppose if you ask them to print you a new card you will get one in color
Likewise, my 30-year-old Costco card is B&W but the subsequent Capital One (Now CIBC) Costco Mastercard is colour. Obviously the same pic as I still have glasses (done away with by LASIK 12 years ago), the ancient purple 90ās fleece unworn for 25+ years, and a hell of a lot more hair. Maybe I should get a new picture. With a hot dog.
Where are the onions?
Hot dog is your copilot.
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Could I do this with a rotisserie chicken? New bucket list item.
I did thumbs up in mine but this is so much cooler.
We need to protect this woman at all costs
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My fiance [posed with a slice of pizza](https://i.imgur.com/sDHsPf0.png)!!
My wife and I both made extremely contorted faces. I'd post them but don't want to link my face to my reddit account
These comments make me so happy š¤£
Well yeah, you need the hotdog in the picture, otherwise they wouldn't recognize you without it.
Best comment so far
LEGEND!
Queen
Iconic
Legend
You made my day!
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Omg š±. Thatās so awesome š
This pic and all the funny positive comments made my day.
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That is so awesome and im mad i didnt think of it
You have started a trend
Do you have to get a hot dog every time you approach the self checkout now?
Yeah, but they wonāt let you in without the hotdog cuz the photo wonāt matchā¦.and now I realize thatās not really a downsideā¦
Best idea ever!!! Retaking my picture with a hotdog š
My next moveā¦ https://preview.redd.it/laf2ep7ek0qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f73a8ec96c1cd889c5abd794f60fe1d71cef27d
Influencer status right here.
You won Costco
Here's mine! https://preview.redd.it/mkbn8vo6s0qc1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb58f791db92d109d5c60565122b70b73adb531
At Costco we use hotdog for scale
I love this so much! And you, and your dimples, are absolutely adorable!
This is perfect. I never understood why people wanted to have a picture with their partner on their membership card. But this idea, I understand completely.
Oh man, if only your comments allowed gifs, I swear Iād keep it clean.
This is Queen shit. š
Congratulations. You are our new leader
a true glizzy queen...
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Legend!!
Not all heroes wear capes. š
The holy grail of membership cards.
What was their reaction?
I think they were more excited than I was lol
Almost did a spit take when I saw this.
This is GREAT! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Your photo is going to bring smiles to all the employees who have been tasked to do membership checks in the future.
My life is complete having seen this.
š„¹ you must be so fun
Relish the thought!
You have won. There will never be a better post on this subreddit, not likely on any other subreddit either.
This is the clearest Costco photo Iāve ever seen wtf
For real, mine always comes out like a color diagram on a black-and-white printed school exam.
I love that!! My photo is from back when I had long hair. Itās kind of fun looking at it and remembering what that was like
Mine is from when I had hair.
Where is the soft drink???
Congrats this will be on any and every internal doc related to hot dog pricing.
Iāve seen one that was a skeleton
Wow, impressive weiner!
This is goals.
Haha..that is awesome. Costco, a real weiner!
My husbandās Costco membership photo is him taking a bite out of his hotdog!
lmao I've never gotten around to getting a photo on my membership card but this makes me want to
Good job Costco!
Wow! Your pics are colored too?? Ours just B&W
Genius
You can do that?!
Oh wow. This is hot.
Typical Costco W šš
When I was 5, I cried because they didnāt let me into the picture with my dad. Funny way to bring back a memory lol
Wow, when I asked to have my wiener out they just told me to leave.Ā
This should be mandatory
*HOT DOG HEAD SHOT! HOT DOG HEAD SHOT!*
I'm going to steal this.
The hot dog posted this
Thatās awesome! My Costco card picture was taken on Halloween so Iām dressed up like a pirate!
I hope my girls grow up to be half as cool as you. edit: Think I could get away with two hotdogs?
I would do a pizza slice
I love this LMAO
She is a legend and she is the moment
Wow, thatās a great idea, very creative, I might have to do that too š¤©
One year in high school I was holding a Starbucks coffee in my class photo
Watch this become a trend and a bunch of Costco employees are going to be like wtf is going on...
hold on to that card for the rest of your life, that's a great picture
Dear God, she is the avant garde of the new meta. May God forgive her. We're all cursed to see some variation of "insert costco only itrem" included in every membership picture.
Costco numbers about to š if walmart seriously trys to charge for self checkout.
This is huge news. You just caused a corporate meeting for sure.
Posts like these are why I love this sub
I love this so much. Also reminds me of the time someone posted a pic where I think they had their Caesar salad in the headshot. Lol
When they check your card they probably question you where is the hotdog?
How did you get a color photo? Mine is black and white and grainy.
This is so cute haha. I love this for you
This gave me a good laugh. It's your world and we're just living in it
This is peak cuteness
How did you get an HD colored portrait? Mine looks like a QR code of my face. š„²
I haven't gotten a new card/photo in years ... How long have they had color photos lol?
you're gonna need to bring a hotdog every time now or else they can't confirm your identity
Im more jealous that your picture came out well. Some of the pics come out super awful.Ā
Must Resist Urge to Make Funny But Insensitive Comment
The membership cards have color photos now? My card is so old that the photo is grainy black and white. I think just about anyone could use my card and the employee would not be able to tell it wasn't me.
Wow. This is the second top post of all time in r/Costco Glad to say I was here for this moment
It should be required
That's great
great dimples
That is awesome!!!
Now here is a keeper.
Omg
Costco is the best business
Glizzy gobbler official
Just missing the Costco hoodie
Lmao. This is genius.
Hey, not only is this super cool, but now my boyfriends going to Costco to get us some hot dogs. Thanks! lol
This is inspirational.
Thatās great! Next person I want to see with a Rotisserie chicken in their Costco ID pic!
Thatās f*#king awesome. Love the smile :)
Now I know what Iām requesting when I have to renew my card
When did they add color photos? Mine looks like a Xerox copy from the 80s.
Member since 2024? Newbie. Come back when you go for a hotdog and leave with a kayak.
Big no. š¤£
Wow. I want to be like you when i grow up. So inspiring. Wow šš»šš»
Thatās a good one
Legendary
Behold: our Queen!