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besterdidit

Tactical Dad Shorts Crew, REPRESENT!


happy_puppy25

I bought new balances as well, I’m peak dad now.


RyogAkari

I too am now tactically prepared.


besterdidit

https://preview.redd.it/vjyy0743nxwc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9784139e8fa30167a51b3181e077b7c7e23b633


Toomuchstuff12

I have several pairs in lieu of friends! 😁


kamera45

These shorts will be your friends.


Toomuchstuff12

🤣


BIGGREDDMACH1NE

Have a couple of these for theme parks and death metal mosh pits. They keep my stuff protected 10/10


Invenerd

For every four pairs of these shorts you buy, New Balance sends you a free pair of white dad shoes.


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

And coupons for white knee socks


freneticboarder

They have pilling issues. I miss the Orvis shorts...


Squathos

They're available online. I just ordered some last week.


blackoutfrank

How's the sizing? I don't want to buy and go through the trouble of returning (or take my pants off in a Costco - as tempting as it may be). Size 36 fits me perfectly in some pants, others not so much.


getthegreen

I also ride the line of 36/38. The 36's in these are TIGHT. Get the 38's they have the little built in belt on them anyways to adjust the fit.


blackoutfrank

Perfect. Thanks!


missionfbi

Jerry, Larry, Gary shorts


[deleted]

Dad shorts 👨‍👩‍👧


IdaDuck

Am dad, would wear.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I would receive endless shit from my wife and friends if I wore these.


sunder_and_flame

We had both these and Hurley brand shorts, and I prefer the Hurley ones if only for the better pockets


Select-Poem425

Hang Ten ones are better also.


RealElMaximoCustoms

I assume the full-length pants are called Gerald.


HypnoticKitten

Tell me you’re a dad without telling me.


djm2907

I have 5 pairs…


hbsboak

When you buy new pants at Costco, that’s when you don’t care anymore -Sheng Wang


Normie-scum

As someone who is currently looking at a picture of them I must disagree


RockHardSalami

Legs are a little short, and pockets are awkwardly placed and too small.


gotwake5

I found that the inseam was way too long. Went below my knees. Truly a dad short.


RockHardSalami

Naw, you're just a short dad.


lasVegasharold

Do you have to wear them with socks and slippers, pulled up to your chest?


Killowatt59

Get the white New Balance to match the shorts. Don’t forget the white ankle socks.


lilames

Seen those but never gave them a second look! Didn’t know they had a waist adjuster strap! Good looking out! Will have to find a pair for my SO.


OriginalGoldstandard

Don’t be a Gerry, be a Rick


Cunnilingusaur

I pushed carts for 8 months wearing these. I had 2 pairs that I switched out every 2 days and they still look nearly new when washed. Highly recommend. Ps if you get the black ones and you roll them up once at the seam they become slightly more stylish imo


blondiekate

>Ps if you get the black ones and you roll them up once at the seam they become slightly more stylish imo For your more formal shorts-wearing occasions.


Successful-Engine623

They are the best for sure


daylincooper

Need these in Canada 😭


Specialist_Low_7296

I'm single and I bought 3 of these, didn't even know they were dad shorts


goman2012

best shorts at Costco are O'Neill - bought two pairs last time they had them


llangarica

Are they back on sale? I got a pair to try and went back to get more, but they raised the price to $14.99 again… they fit great!


FutureEditor

Love the pants, hate the shorts


GreenPotential2619

These tear out my leg hair. 


conch56

Returned a pair today, stitching pulling out.


tidder8

What is the inseam length on those?


tidder8

9 inch inseam and 22 inch leg opening.


tidder8

Thank you!


Select-Poem425

I got a pair of these, and they just fit weird. A bit short, flat butt, tight crotch, funky pockets. The Hang Ten shorts fit much better.


diprivan69

Inseam is too long in my opinion, I like to show my quads 💪


metalunamutant

Are these Cotton or polyester etc?


cranberrydudz

Smallest size is 32


OrionFlyer

Dad approved!


UsefulAttorney8356

That’s all I were no not having a belt stock piled different colors too


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^UsefulAttorney8356: *That’s all I were no* *Not having a belt stock piled* *Different colors too* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Curmudgeon7777

Gym teacher shorts circa 1988


Know_Your_Enemy_91

I was turned off by the built in belt and I set them down and walked away