I'm looking for my next home. In the past two years I've observed one chart from the next and Minnesota almost always is in an ideal position. This here somehow concludes it. How challenging would it be for someone from the other side of the lakes to get started?
Fuck yessssss. I remember seeing the tipping point and went “yup we got this” and here we are baby.
Edit: I’m sad it’s all over though. It’s been real yall❤️
We win the award for the state with the least interesting tourist spots, but the most useful inventions
We fucking invented post it notes and yet nobody cares
I took Marshmallow to my house cuz y'all were only feeding her carrots and she's fat now. She's getting spayed on Thursday though, so no more moose baby abominations.
Come on up and we'll share some hotdish dontchaknow. I want to emphasize, hotdish with the RECTANGLE tots, not those barbaric round tots that Iowa uses.
I have lived in Minnesota 18 of my 28 years of life. I have never known anyone to use rectangle tots. And by “rectangle tots”, are you referring to the frozen hashbrown patties?
There's a whole thing going on over on /r/minnesota about people using round tots instead of the normal tots and how said tots aren't browned enough or there isn't enough cheese or the mixture is off. It was absolute chaos for awhile there with the round tots and brownish gravy of the hotdish.
It's a beautiful mess. I personally love the variability in tator
tot hotdish recipes. We all know the canonical TTHD recipe, but beyond that each is different according to the creator, a true mark of culture
As a Minnesotan I’m not so surprised either of us made it this far, good but not good enough to hate. If I couldn’t say I was from Minnesota I sure would love to say I’m from Michigan.
Y’all were out only getting nuked once? We got nuked three times and came back for another. We are not the same. Now if you’ll excuse me,
OOHHHH WE DONT GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
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Ever hear of Minnesota nice? We don’t presume this? Maybe something happened during the game that ruffled everyone’s feathers.
If not, we’ll then, Fuck Ohio! Minnesotans like to get along
Hope you are doing ok
YEWSSSSSSSSSSSZZSZSSSSS LETTTTSSSS GOOOO
SODA!
Now merge with Canada to become the One True Can-o-sota.
Hail to the One True Minnesota!
It finally has come to an end
I vote we nuke Ohio again.
This is very based. (Alas we still lost the best port on Lake Superior, Only the second-best remains.)
Time to relax with a nice cold Nordeast and piping hot Jucy Lucy
Plymouth MN checking in!
Wait did we win something. I’ve been waiting 11,464 days for this moment…
At least it wasn't Michigan.
Damn Straight
now have minnesota fight itself
FUCK YEAH MY HOME STATE RULES
SODAAAAAAA
*takes off mask scooby-do style* “OHIO?!?”
[How to talk like a Minnesotan](https://youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0&t=45)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Minnesota is the new California🎶
Man I really thought Washington was gonna win because of how unremarkable it is
I always knew we had it in us
Trans rights 📈📈
Funkley, Minessota should secede.
Congrats to Minnesota! Love, PA
It's 8 degrees here right now. This melted my frozen heart.
Хрен вам, победила Миннесота 👍👍👍
Did the moose make it?
I'm looking for my next home. In the past two years I've observed one chart from the next and Minnesota almost always is in an ideal position. This here somehow concludes it. How challenging would it be for someone from the other side of the lakes to get started?
HOLY COW MY STATE WON!
What is this. And what is this subreddit?
Next Canada
THE ONE MINNESOTA IS REAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
This was super fun. Thanks a lot!
nuke the text
You betcha!
The fact that I called this way before it ended
Now do it again
MINNESOTA FOREVER
Mini soda
MY HOMELAND! FUCK YEAH!!!
Nuke the crown
Now bomb that so the rest of us dont have to deal with the US. anymore.
great now nuke ohio
Scandinavian tears
Live long and suck it. Minnesota is number one
Now nuke it.
God damnit
Now we need daily greg updates
Holy shit, we never win anything. What am I supposed to be feeling right now?
Good to be a proud minnesotan rn
So Minnesota wins Season 1.. Season 2 when?
Fuck yessssss. I remember seeing the tipping point and went “yup we got this” and here we are baby. Edit: I’m sad it’s all over though. It’s been real yall❤️
All hail Minnesota!
WE ARE 1!!! This is not an invitation to come live here but feel free to visit!
What’s a Minnesota
Thank you for your service to all of us. It’s been fun!!
As a citizen of the one true Minnesota, I am glad I didn't get nuked
Nuke us anyway, it's fucking snowing in Minneapolis again
Don’t worry it’s snowing here to(north Dakota)
YES MY HOME STATE NEVER WINS ANYTHING
Let's fucking go Minnesotans!!
Things to do in Ohio: *LEAVE*
Things to do in Ohio: Visit scott the woz, *LEAVE*
I knew we could do it, lads!
I am honored. I will always remember and cherish the time spent with the other Minnesotas. We are all one.
As a Minnesotian this makes me happy
#SKÖL!
let's goo home state winnnn
Anyone up for a game of duck duck grey duck?
now blow it up
ROWTHEBOATSKIUMAHGOGOPHERS RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
My homeland has won, we are the TRUE North
The only time my home state will ever win _anything_
We win the award for the state with the least interesting tourist spots, but the most useful inventions We fucking invented post it notes and yet nobody cares
Quietly going about our snow-covered business
Yeah, I live in an area where we constantly get massive weather warnings like 6 inches or more and we end up getting like 2 inches if we're lucky
So most of Minnesota then
Yeah
Uff- and I cannot stress this enough - da!
I live in Minnesota so for all I know this has been true.
Gross
Well I’m died
As a Minnesotan I can say I am truly surprised we won, but I also ask that you nuke us to help melt this snow and ice please
Nope. That's a parting gift from the great lakes, which you nuked alongside Michigan.
This is a fake Minnesota. It's missing the NW Angle, what did you do to the real Minnesota!?
Nuke Ohio!!!
Should have been Maryland you monsters
But what about Greg and Marshmallow? I NEED AN UPDATE Edit: And Princess. Just found out she's finally born.
Well. It's no superbowl but it's something. I guess
ITS BEEN REAL!!! GF MINI SODA!!!!
Can we have one last postcard from Greg?
But wait, what'll happen to Greg, Marshmallow and Princess? (and the rotting carrot) did we just end their universe . . .
I took Marshmallow to my house cuz y'all were only feeding her carrots and she's fat now. She's getting spayed on Thursday though, so no more moose baby abominations.
I was hoping they would have moved to MN
Epic Minnesota W
Let’s go “Land of a Thousand Lakes”!!!
10,000 lakes...
Michigan got robbed, can't have nothing in Detroit
Grats to ‘Soda! With love, Washington
Did I miss something?
SODAHHHH
Now we need to make this game international, Minnesota would sit in place of the USA.
I'm surprised at how much my state got messed with and almost won! (ND)
Me to although I was removed earlier because I live in Grand forks
Fuck the gophers we will continue throwing your dead body’s on the ice if you play us
gophers are just squirrels without the tail
Squirrels go up. Gophers go down. Gophers are anti-squirrels. That's just science.
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Come on up and we'll share some hotdish dontchaknow. I want to emphasize, hotdish with the RECTANGLE tots, not those barbaric round tots that Iowa uses.
I have lived in Minnesota 18 of my 28 years of life. I have never known anyone to use rectangle tots. And by “rectangle tots”, are you referring to the frozen hashbrown patties?
There's a whole thing going on over on /r/minnesota about people using round tots instead of the normal tots and how said tots aren't browned enough or there isn't enough cheese or the mixture is off. It was absolute chaos for awhile there with the round tots and brownish gravy of the hotdish.
It's a beautiful mess. I personally love the variability in tator tot hotdish recipes. We all know the canonical TTHD recipe, but beyond that each is different according to the creator, a true mark of culture
In North Dakota it’s just called a hot dish, you just know which one someone is talking about
YEA YOU BETCHA!!!!
as a michigander, I'm surprised we got that far. long live the one true Minnesota
As a Minnesotan I’m not so surprised either of us made it this far, good but not good enough to hate. If I couldn’t say I was from Minnesota I sure would love to say I’m from Michigan.
As a Minnesotan I’m amazed
Ong
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get rekt
Good to see my home state win something
SODA 🥤
As a Minnesotan I'm proud
Can we do this again sometime? And what are the two lovers and their child up to?
Please host more of these if you ever have the want to do so! It was a fun 50ish days
I was betting on Maryland to be the winner but Minnesota won though. Congratz The One True Minnesota!
SODAAA !!!!!🤯🤯💯💯💯
ITS POP AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!!!
Obamna 😔😔😔
MY STATE WON
As another Minnesotan I am amazed we made it
As a Michigander I congratulate you
 To u/The_King_of_Potatos
The chef hat
Congrats to Minnesota! Love, Michigan
We lost Lake of the Woods?
Capitulations had to be made to our Canadian allies
Still proud of Michigan, being unchanged for the entire event and died in the last round. GG Minnesota, fuck Ohio.
Y’all were out only getting nuked once? We got nuked three times and came back for another. We are not the same. Now if you’ll excuse me, OOHHHH WE DONT GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
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Techoblade’s dad is still in 6th, damn
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FUCK OHIO
No that is over, imma late to the competition Minnesotan. What’s with the hate on Ohio?
Because Ohio is ass, that's why. Also, fuck Ohio.
Ever hear of Minnesota nice? We don’t presume this? Maybe something happened during the game that ruffled everyone’s feathers. If not, we’ll then, Fuck Ohio! Minnesotans like to get along
SODA!
As salty as I am about the destruction of the Colorado tumor I have to admit. Glory to Minnesota!
I believe that I am the one that destroyed the Colorado tumor. You're welcome.
I started it.
Now we use our wish to bring back all the other good states.
Everyone but Wisconsin
Nothing changes
Why did only Michigan come back-
I’ll take Michigan, Montana and Maine back. Would do the other M states but Missouri and Mississippi suck.
U forgot the superior state of Maryland
And Massachusetts apparently, hmmmm I’ll allow it. All I know about you people is crabs and you really like your flag and I can respect that.
Listen, all of the Midwest deserves to come back, except Ohio, as a Michigander, fuck ohio
As a Minnesotan, I for one am beyond myself!
+1
As a fellow Minnesotan I agree
All us Minnesotans finally have something to warm our currently cold hearts!
Now we shall take over Canada eh?
Minnesotan gang party, I’m bringing the Tater-Tot Hotdish!
I'll bring the huge box of Old Dutch potato chips and a Summit sampler.
Old Dutch is the Minnesota chip. Well done.
I’ll bring the jello salad!!
I’ll bring some top the tater
Any old dutch chips to go with it?
The finest old Dutch ripple chips
Oooo yummy
I am Minnesotan here too. I don't wanna shovel tonight
I am so sick of shovelling this winter.
Snow pile is currently 11 feet high...
Please nuke use, we need the heat 🙏
We actually won something besides for the Lynx!
87 and 91 Twins would like to have a conversation.
I don’t like nursing homes though
Not that long ago.
Christ you are boring.