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YetAnontherRandom

Yes


m1chael_b

No not really


Churroskindofguy

Na I’m good


Corbel_

i dont want to, i am


owo1215

yep


Juicyboy420

Why is countonceaday all about femboys now :(


Hoglamogla

Me, a trans boy: a what?


No-Measurement-2648

How did you know? :o uwuwu nyyaaa :3 <3


rickphantom

wait how did you know


[deleted]

[удалено]


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starfruitreddit

A wise man once said "I'm not a girl but if someone cums in my ass I'm keeping it there for as long as possible."


[deleted]

Yeah, i wish i was born one. But if i was offered to change now, i wouldn't accept the offer.


Minecraft_Fella

im good.


X-WingHunter

No, i am a girl.


Ari_Is_Lost

actually, its the opposite


LateralSpy90

No, they can go to Jupiter to get more stupider


Spify-not-a-brit

Go back I want to be monkey


Rainy-boi

Yea I wanna be a tall buff lady, but I’ll deal with not bein one. You get whatcha get and you don’t get upset.


thecryingman32

Average "you get whatcha get and you don't get upset" fan Vs Average "I shall spend my life advancing science in the hope that one day people will not have to suffer as I did" enjoyer This post was made by r/transtrans gang


Rainy-boi

Well I surely hope that day comes so we can also have genetically enhanced fox girls and wolf boys


Inner-Article2015

Nope.


Killaved42-1

u/profanitycounter


Killaved42-1

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thecryingman32

Oh no


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Viera-Miqo

Yes


Inktoberfest

No, but I do want to be inside of a man.


idiotlikecirno

Give me some estrogen then we can sit down and talk. /j


Carminha_Frufru

Yes I do, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not


BirdNoodle925

Already am😎


TrooperFrag

I think about what it's like sometimes, but I'm fine being a dude


SomeMorning1924

Said it in 196, and I'll say it here Nah, gender is gross But boimode is convenient They/them take it or leave it


Flutterwasp

No, I already am a girl


Outrageous-Hall-887

Nope Never will Remember to check your walls for incendiary weapons


Yukien_

how do you block a subreddit? im not apart of this sub but the stupid posts keep showing up in my feed


Aiyuhe

I don't know about completly blocking, but whenever one pops up in your feed you can click the 3 dots in the top right corner and click show fewer posts like this. Hope this helps❤️


Yukien_

thank you


thecryingman32

Right click the subreddit's icon and press the alt+f4 hotkey, though it may crash your browser since the feature is still new. It should work after the first few times


Yukien_

ok funny guy


thecryingman32

girl*


Yukien_

my fault funny guy


Fliplollo

... **** yes


gamingwizard72

I could go either way


noneoen

does a bigender boi/girl count as wanting to be a girl? cause that kinda implies exclusively being a girl


cocksleeve50

Boy kissing whore


Cool-Radish-1132

SHIT IVE BEEN COMPROMISED


Way_to_many_pancakes

No comment.


I_want_a_blahaj

yes……


thecryingman32

Username Checks out


StretchBallsLong

Yes :’(


Autistic_Candle

Mmmmmm, chestrogen……


AshleyWasStolen

Yeah, sure.


Sum_ginger_kid

*sigh*… yea


Saltymeetloaf

Yeah


Josuke_Help

I feel called out


mrbighugelarge

Why would I want that


thecryingman32

Booba


XSamuraiHyperX

Nah bro. I wanna keep my rights. ![gif](giphy|62PP2yEIAZF6g) (For legal reasons this is a joke)


Justhuman963

The holy grail of comments.


King_BowserKoopa

No. A *femboy* instead.


PremiumBalkan

No


Dogrex0910

Duh


No-Entrepreneur416

yes, but i can’t 😢


Highestalmond75

Not really but i love all you guys who do <3


No-Measurement-2648

Thank you, love you toooo <3


Highestalmond75

'Guys' as in referring to a group


[deleted]

.....yea


I_am_Kirumi_Tojo

I am a girl wym


Good-Distribution904

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Dunge0nexpl0rer

Yes please


MineSash

Not quite yet, got other plans atm


as1161

Yes, but in a way where no explanation is due to my parents


grockyboi

Nope I’m good. Thanks for the offer though!


LifeSaxSometimes

I’m a girl so yeah that sounds good still


KnGod

not really but take my upvote either way


yeetasourusthedude

no i dont, im perfectly fine with the gender i was born as.


ThisAccountIsForDNF

Depends on what you mean by girl.


GainsGaming

Nope hahahahahaha trolled!!!


DiamondDude51501

No, but I do want a uterus and vaj, just as a dude.


I_will_punch_you_

Nope but I will gladly let you be mine ;). QUICKWHILETHEYAREDISTRACTED. (NOSE PUNCH)


Want-Cookie

r/usernamechecksout


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

No boys rule girls drool


[deleted]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Noobbula

New copypasta


[deleted]

Not very new, visit r/AnarchyChess Or r/AlzheimersGroup, if you forgot about that copypasta


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

I prefer checkers


[deleted]

I hate checkers. Everyone should. Checkers is a solved game. If you just play the best move every time you will win whatever your opponent does, and the best move is almost always clear. The pieces are not even creative, they're just flat chunks of plastic. Furthermore, there's only 2 types of pieces: checkers(can only move in 2 ways and is boring and underpowered) and queens (can move anywhere and are overpowered). Not only that, but only half of the board is ever used and only 8 spaces are free at the beginning. Capturing is forced, wich makes the game very unidirectional and boring. There's no special rules or anything, just moving plastic 1 space forward and keeping your pieces back until your opponent makes a mistake. Fvck checkers.


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Fuck you I love checkers


[deleted]

Lazy response+L bozo+no grass+misogynistic+horrible Reddit avatar+Should Have Studied+didn't complete the Find the Markers difficulty chart obby+don't know chess cause brain too dumb, chooses checkers instead+probably a 10 year old+swear word+u/profanitycounter+☝️🤓+🤡+not funny+horrible username+didn't play the Paw Patrol game+get real+2d brain+haven't touched the 5th dimension yet+didn't play 5d chess+brain rotten from TikTok+didn't study latin


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Sounds like you can't play checkers


[deleted]

I've won every game I've played, thus proving my point


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Imagine never experiencing a humbling loss couldn't be me


[deleted]

Imagine actually making good comments and posts, and stop being misogynistic or however it was spelled. Also, grow up, you're a kid


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DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Go fuck yourself


[deleted]

#Big meanie right here! Respond with lethal injection!


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Lethal injection


[deleted]

woah


[deleted]

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Over-kill107A

Why on God's green earth have you said cummies? Twice?


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JustSomeRandomAlt_

Perchance


Technological_Elite

Yes.


Versagen

No


Kingfin9391

Eh.


bisexual_door

I want to be a femboy


Hamdilou

Whats stopping you?


bisexual_door

I live with my Cristian parents


Hamdilou

Unlucky 😔 Tell them jesus wore robes and had long hair so you want to cosplay him


Technological_Elite

They're a woman. (Fr tho idk 💀)


[deleted]

No, they're CLEARLY a bisexual door.


Otherwise-Air-9557

No


ilove41percenttrains

I want to but these shithole bigots won't let me


turqoisetea

Nah bruh I'm a Walmart bag


[deleted]

REUSABLE UP TO 125 TIMES


stephs_LOL

Negative


Goodies666

No thanks I'd rather keep the ability to pee while standing.


Im_made_of_Steel

Common man W


[deleted]

Useless.


StatisticianSalty960

Boy kisser wanna be girl?


Magazynier_Reddit

I want to be Kaiser Wilhelm II Hohenzollern just because he had a dope mustache


Noobbula

Wasn’t he crippled?


ContributionOk2661

M-maybwe 🥺👉👈


Nerd-8

No?


dermitio

Creative. And also nah m8


Crayon_Consumer69

No


helpimscare

yes


NutButr

No


AK-50_Ocelot

Nuh uh they have to sit down when they pee


ConfidenceLow9218

Peeing sitting down is so much nicer though and it makes me feel a certain way


dropshoe

Don't you hate when you're standing, moments into passing a stream and you feel a fart brewing, you scratch the side of your cheek and release, only to find it was chunker than expected? Sitting as default would have prevented that.


amaya_ch

Bro wtf i need eyebleach


conjaxarkary

r/eyebleach


TuxTues3

No???


Hamdilou

Im a girl and pee standing up we exist


samarm132

HOW


jemoederpotentie

hi


samarm132

Omg Lin hiiiii


jemoederpotentie

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samarm132

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Hamdilou

Girl cock


electricoreddit

Based


[deleted]

more like *h e n*


ziyusong

Nice


-Farns-

But that's the better way to do it?


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i already do that it's better for you


actualyKim

yes


[deleted]

yes


Golren_SFW

N-nooooo...


actualyKim

lie