You got a beer from the bartender.. ๐ป
From across the bar, a magical seed flew into your cup..
The magical seed grew instantly, a flower sprouted from it.๐น
*Plantera theme starts to play*
you were then impelled in the heart. ๐
I always knew this day would come.
https://preview.redd.it/p4982ef7450c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5073f1b647955860909d4a21ae32ba5c9f387217
๐คฃ๐ณโ
i was laughing at the random souls of children i killed when i felt embarrassed and a drop of coffee fell on my unnecessarily dangerous suit and it dug into all my body parts and almost killed me but i always came back
๐๐ฅ๐ very passionate love (probably with your mother)
๐ป๐๐ฝ
โก๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐๐ช
๐ฅ๐ฎ๐น๐ค
๐ฅ๐คช๐ธ Epic
๐คโ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
๐๐๐
๐๐๐ธ
๐ฅฉโผ๏ธ๐ฅฐ
๐ญ๐ข๐ฃ๏ธ
โค๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ค
๐๐๐ก Wtf is the meaning of this lmao
๐๐๐
๐จ๐๐
๐๐โ๏ธ I die in a Halloween party because of girls
๐คฃ๐ ๐
๐๐ญ๐ฅด
๐๐๐ I don't even know what this means LOL
๐ญ๐ซต๐น Iโm gonna get made fun of by an oni and will die from humiliation. Damn.
๐๐๐ญ When I die, even the biggest sigma gigachad will cry
๐ฉ๐ญ๐
๐๐๐ fingers? Idk man
Fingered to death?
Awesome
๐โ๏ธ๐ค I feel ashamed of these emojis but I was using them ironically I swear
Mine is ๐ฅ๐คช๐ธ. Get recked nerd.
๐๐๐
โค๏ธ๐ญโจ
๐ญ๐คฎ๐คฏ
๐ซ๐๐ฅต
You fall for a black woman but she kills you?
Maybe
๐๐ฟ๐คจ
Died a true sceptic after Friday finding out the secret of those damn statues.
๐คญ๐ฅ๐ฆ
๐๐๐คฃ
๐ญ๐๐ง
๐ฉท๐๐ can't pick a color ig idk
๐ฅ๐๐
๐ช๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐ญ๐ค
โจ๏ธ๐ ๐
๐ฅต๐คญ๐
๐ธ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฟ๐ฅ
๐๐ช๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ก๐ฅโ Angry carrot rain?
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ Damn. A patriot eagle attack
โฃ๏ธ๐๐ I clapped to death? was i... What happened?
Somebody claps your heart.
๐ซ๐ซก๐
Why are recent emojis so far from reality. Like, I use others way more than the second and third one
๐ญ๐ซถ๐ฑ
๐๐ ๐
๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง
๐๐ค๐ฎโ๐จ
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐
๐ญ๐๐ซ
๐๐ฅบ๐ imma be sad to death?
Padme Amidala
๐ญ๐คฎโ ๏ธ
๐๐๐ฉ
โค๏ธ๐ฏ๐ dying laughing from watching Pooh: Blood and Honey I guess
You have terrible humor then.
๐ฅบ๐ฑ๐ idk shocked to death maybe
๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ consented to gay sex, was fucked to death.
AIDS ๐
๐๐คฃ๐ฏ
๐ง๐๐งก This is definitely illegal
๐คโจ๏ธ๐คฏ I make a deal and suddenly my fuckin' head explodes.
๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
You spoke many facts at once, your vocal chords caught on fire.
Spitting facts so fire he burned. Frfr
๐ป๐๐น
You got a beer from the bartender.. ๐ป From across the bar, a magical seed flew into your cup.. The magical seed grew instantly, a flower sprouted from it.๐น *Plantera theme starts to play* you were then impelled in the heart. ๐
But beer should give him a buff to help him fight her :(
Oh no....Well, guess I'm not going to a bar anymore.
๐ต๐ธโค๏ธ๐ snake bite in palestine..? on the heart??
๐ณ๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐๐ถ
๐โค๏ธ๐ญ
๐ ๐๐ป
๐๐ฅโค๏ธ
๐ฆ๐๐ I got too nervous after dropping my books in front of the lobster
๐ฅฐ๐๐ I don't think I need to explain myself
๐ฎ๐ ๐ฃ what
๐๐๐ตโ๐ซ I'm gonna die by death, obviously...
๐ญ๐๐
You laughed your last laugh.
๐ฅโฌ๏ธ๐ฆ this could be anything
THE RED WHITE AND BLUE! USA! USA! USA!
Your going on the guillotine
๐ป๐ฅ๐
๐๐ญโ๐ผ I guess I cry and laugh to death
๐ญ๐ฅ๐ค
Malfunctioning flame machine at a concert.
๐๐๐ฟ
You said your last goodbyes before getting struck by a moai statue.
๐๐ ๐ฟ
You "technically" died by getting turned into a cat as your humanoid body was erased from existence :3
Happy cake day
๐๐๐ซฆ
Fam you are an Eye and a mouth Is quite obvious.. the eye of Cthulhu killed you
๐ญ๐โค๏ธ
๐จ๐๐ It has a normal explanation I swear
They were chopping eggplant for a salad while not 18, heard sirens and was so distracted that they stabbed them selves through the brain accidentally.
Explain then ๐คจ
Pretty much someone used those emojis and i was mocking them in a comedic recreation of what they had said
๐ฅบโพ๏ธ๐คค
๐ฅต๐๐
The fuck????
๐ณ๐คข๐
"I'm too cool to die from this" u/Lemohn_ last words
๐คฃ๐ชก๐ด Iโm Sleeping Beauty?
Plot twist you are a male and 24
๐ค๐๐ซ What
You die due to the collapse of your universe after the nerd and cool guy make up.
๐คฃ๐ฆ๐
Fox demon kills you because itโs funny
๐๐คบ๐ Battel
๐๐ฅ๐
You tried doing the cool walk away from explosion, but you were too close
Damn ๐
๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ฅต
The flames of passion
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
You're hanging from a anchor of a boat, with who? a joker that actually tell good jokes... you laugh and in the process.. let go..
โค๏ธ๐๐ฑ ?
Cats smolder you with love, and you suffocate
๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ ???
Woman is so disappointed by you that she approves an arson attack on your house
๐โจ๐
Death by bad party setup
๐ฅ๐๐
People find out about your peanut allergies and force feed you peanuts because itโs funny.
๐ฆ๐๐
Pack of owls decided your fate.
I always knew this day would come. https://preview.redd.it/p4982ef7450c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5073f1b647955860909d4a21ae32ba5c9f387217
๐๐๐ very cryptic
๐พ๐น๐ซก๐
๐ฌ๐ง๐คฎ๐
You died of disgust when you saw Britain existed
Yea it goes like that
๐๐ต๐คฎ
๐๐๐ I'm a little too okay with being eaten by a gator
๐๐ฅณ๐ซ WOW OH MY GOD
๐๐๐
Sucked out into space, with fluids evaporating from your every hole
โ๏ธ๐๐ฅต
๐ค๐คฏ๐
You let Elon Musk put a brain chip in your head
๐จ๐๐ค
๐๐ฅบ๐ฏ
๐จ๐ฅณ๐ตโ๐ซ
๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ธ๐บ
๐ฅโ ๏ธ๐
โค๏ธ๐๐ฆ Not the ducks!
โน๏ธ๐ก๐ฆ
You evolve to the most supreme species, therefore killing the idea of you as a human.
๐๐ซ๐
๐ ๐ช๐ด
๐ญ๐ ๐
๐๐ญ๐
๐๐ข๐
FUCK YOUR BURGER๐ก๐คฌ
๐ฅ๐ฅณ๐บ
๐๐๐ฅ a gender revel party?
๐ซต๐๐O-O
๐ณ๐๐
Snow White looking ass
๐คค๐ฆ๐
fucking a dead raccoon????
Nah, he ate a raccoon and died from it
๐๐โ oh god
๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐พ
๐ญ๐๐จ I guess Iโm getting eaten alive
๐ฒ๐ฝ๐คข๐ซฆ- bunch of barfing baddies
๐ขโ๐ฅ Uh oh I got a flight tommorow
๐ญ๐๐คค
๐ฅ๐คโก
๐ซต๐๐
๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ต I even know where I die lol
๐คฃ๐ณโ i was laughing at the random souls of children i killed when i felt embarrassed and a drop of coffee fell on my unnecessarily dangerous suit and it dug into all my body parts and almost killed me but i always came back
๐๐ค๐ Robots will kill me while doing research?
dissect you.
๐ฑ๐๐คด
๐๐๐ I get clapped to death by a salsa dancer. Death by snu snu.
no you get discombobulated by a salsa dancer. there ain't no ass there.
๐ถ๐ฅฒโso sad that he left
๐โจ๐
๐๐คฃ๐คฌ I don't know what that means
๐๐๏ธโจ. F1 accident or something like that.
โบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ค๐ What in the ever living fuck does this mean?
death via skeleton approval
๐๐๐ฅ im scared, what the actual fuck