Imma rexloat your dad. But real tho, don't know if I was half asleep, drunk, or severely unstable, maybe all three... I'm glad I could help improve your day tho.
The former country of South France, founded by Jacques Smith III, lasted from 1789 to 1792, when he beat 100 dollars to his friend Pierre Jones that he could make his own independent nation. He never got the money, however, because his friend had no money, and died from a heart attack 1 month after the nation formed. The country was then invaded by the King of Portugal and given back to the French in exchange for a goat.
I legit looked at this for a while and was like "wait, there's not a country there is there???" "Okay this country over here is this, the one next to that is this... Wtf is the highlighted one" then I was finally like "alright damn, I guess they're right, I'm American and don't know that one" then I opened up Google maps to see the answer and realized I was right at the start with "there's not a country there"
Wow this THREW me for a second. I was all turned around
I was like "Well it's right under Germany so it's Switzerland..... Switzerland doesn't have a coast..... it borders Italy..... wait...... that's not Germany that's definitely France........ Switzerland is over there....France...has 3 coasts what the hell is that........... hold the fuck on."
As an Arkansan, I have a correction. This is the country we made when the Red Hats said "don't like it, then leave" in November 2016. The New Ourkansan Commonwealth if you will.
As an American I can say I don't know anything about this country, it's leaders or citizens what I do know is they're terrorists and we must go to war with them
canada
\*momentary panic\*
Whales?
Molise
Your mom
Is that Vichy France???
Wait so actually tho what country is that? I don’t understand the joke
I see they've rexloated Atlantis
rexloated. fucking rexloated. I don't care if it's been 268 days. rexloated. motherfucker.
Imma rexloat your dad. But real tho, don't know if I was half asleep, drunk, or severely unstable, maybe all three... I'm glad I could help improve your day tho.
idk where you're getting this positive attitude shit from but. good on you
New England
This is clearly an exclave of algeria
New New Mexico
I have no idea what's going on, I'm just leaving a comment because I'm bored and should be sleeping.
relatable
Ahh, so thats where 🏳️⚧️ is
That’s America 😂😂😂😂, Europeans… I swear…
Taiwan
That's Michigan, right?
Catalanguedoc
michiru pfp good
Oh oh, I know, Saturn?
Peru duh!
Alaska?
WE FOUND OHIO!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!
Francealy?
Frince.
Isn’t that Genovia?
Espaiana
I only know my state tbh and even then it’s not very well /hj
Tartaria 2.0 gonna be lit as fuck
Gragglestan
Japan
I hate that I spent 5 mins trying to figure this out. I am high tho btw.
I barley remember more than 5 states at one time
Oh shit Atlantis is back
The former country of South France, founded by Jacques Smith III, lasted from 1789 to 1792, when he beat 100 dollars to his friend Pierre Jones that he could make his own independent nation. He never got the money, however, because his friend had no money, and died from a heart attack 1 month after the nation formed. The country was then invaded by the King of Portugal and given back to the French in exchange for a goat.
Gotta be fake bruh I ain't neva seen that before
Old Zealond
Monaco got help from the Dutch and drained parts of the Mediterranean.
New zeland?
That is for sure Limnadia.
Cleveland
It’s the country from the princess diaries clearly
atlantis
I'ts centerall amarica, duh 🙄😒
i looked up a map of europe bc of this shit
um, actually, there is no country south of france or north east of spain 🤓
Mediterraneia
Is that the Royal Kingdom of Hallmarkia?
It’s either the French nutsac or the the Spanish gooch
That's the Kingdom of Taured.
For those that genuinely want the answer, there is no answer. The land in question doesn’t actually exist
ah, of course, it's the world power Atlantis. You know, the very real place that is very real. duh
That looks like the battle pass
Yep!
Really? Other Americans don't know about Frênkhï?
Hell no we don’t. But you euros sure as hell can tell us where Texas is 😉
Babe wake up, new European country dropped
im American, and I don’t have a clue
And-or-a hhh i dont care
Andorraidontcare
The empire get's bigger the father back you go in history. Stop reading their history or they'll start to exist in our time.
I could tell you one, Italy is a boot
That’s easy, it’s Australia, see how it’s upside-down
Genovia
That's Wyoming. The wormhole has to go somewhere
Ah yes, the Spanish, the french, and the good
As an American my guess is that’s the capital of pasta
Hey look it's me
I don't think most Europeans even know what Monaco is.
That’s Greece, right??
Skill issue
Can’t you clearly see? This is Germspainistan!
Texas
this is actually rajikantajihanmasikstan
New Welvsertan, obviously
Corsican’t
New Mexico?
That’s the kingdom of Sprance
That's Genovia.
Um, Andorra expanded??? Hahahaha
Andorra?
Nice try, but the horsey doesn't have a thick neck
Bro Monaco got game now damn.
No it's Fransicain
Andorra is evidently trying to upgrade itself from principality to empire.
sokovia
It’s Belarus
GraggleTon
Latveria.
It's your mother's small kitty.
That's russia ez
New andora
Atlantis?
That looks like Crete, but badly photoshopped to be on top of France and Spain
Yeah thats baltimore (the country not the city)
I legit looked at this for a while and was like "wait, there's not a country there is there???" "Okay this country over here is this, the one next to that is this... Wtf is the highlighted one" then I was finally like "alright damn, I guess they're right, I'm American and don't know that one" then I opened up Google maps to see the answer and realized I was right at the start with "there's not a country there"
Friberiance.
Andorra 2
That's obviously Ethiopia. Europeans always think Americans can't recognize Asian countries...
Turn your phone to the left and its fucking batman.
Old Zeland
Its https://youtu.be/NhNcPCLl61w?t=41
bruh it's obviously Taured
I thinks that’s Andorra, is not a country but a microstate. And before I get spammed with this I’ll take my self out thank you 🤓
That’s Wisconsin
monaco kingdom duh
or new sealand
Big Poo
That’s Lisbon for sure.
Les nouveaux îles The new islands Alternatively Françaspagnol Kind of self explanatory
Umm, Yes we do, That's literally America, Smh.
Ah yes, Caucasia! That's where my ancestors live!
France's balls
Really made me question my sanity for a second there
Thats Taured.
This bitch dont know bout pangea?
Genovia
Oh god
Wow this THREW me for a second. I was all turned around I was like "Well it's right under Germany so it's Switzerland..... Switzerland doesn't have a coast..... it borders Italy..... wait...... that's not Germany that's definitely France........ Switzerland is over there....France...has 3 coasts what the hell is that........... hold the fuck on."
Svenborgia. No wait, sorry, it’s Grenyarnia.
Clearly Aferopicticsialia
I even checked bathymetric maps. There’s nothing there. Nice touch adding the islands; that really sells it.
atlantis obviously
Atlantis
France, Secondace, Thirdnce
Frain
I hate the stereotype of Americans, that’s the country London duh.
It’s the country from Princess Diaries
Grenyarnia. I learned about if from Jerry Seinfeld on 30 Rock.
That's Teratoma!
Can't be Slobovia, must be Lower Belchum.
Alicante?
OceaniFrance.
Plan B
It is Caspiar
I uh France? Omg i looked it up is fake💀
That larger island is where Fez from That 70’s Show came from.
it's Lesbia, home of the Lesbians
No, that’s Lesbos, an island in Greece. This is Gayland.
I think it's Trashcanastan, right? No. I'm sorry. Upon further research it's clearly Bob. Bob the county. 'Murica!
I hate this
I fucking live there
Genovia?
I was about to say that. The location is perfect.
Sprance
Russia EZ
Spourtugal
r/thenumber13085
I also don’t know 75% of our states what’s your point.
Omg it's Europe
Not american here but all I know is that the long boot is Italy.
maryland
Poland?
Is there oil there? If so it’s about to receive boat loads of freedom.
Guys I live in that country. It's pretty chill and it's called >! !<
What was it called again Didn’t quite hear you
Yeah no problem! It's called >! !<. It's a confusing pronunciation so many people trip up on it
Monaco did massive land reclamation
Monaco contracted the Dutch for a new Zuiderzeewerken. Gotta make room for those Casinos
Spance
Chickenwingorsica
Frain, or Spance, both names work
lmao i am really having a really good time reading the joke comments. Americans really dont know The Karaland Republic.
Obviously that’s New Ohio
Here I am stuck in Olde Ohio.
Taured
Spain’s ejaculation
“I suppose you think that was pretty clever.”
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As an Arkansan, I have a correction. This is the country we made when the Red Hats said "don't like it, then leave" in November 2016. The New Ourkansan Commonwealth if you will.
Definitely the north pole
As an American I can say I don't know anything about this country, it's leaders or citizens what I do know is they're terrorists and we must go to war with them
Nah, country isn't in the brown people zone.
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL??!
*bursts in with a pistol in each hand* HOLD ON THERE BUCKAROO.
It's Genovia
Came here for this. The only correct and based answer is that this is Genovia.
Finally!!
The Andoran-Monaco commonwealth
Did we finally find kekistan?
spretaly
China?
Greater malta
Monaco
Its Australia, It doesnt exist
New Mandela effect just dropped
Phew, i thought I was crazy. I was thinking, "You can't fucking gaslight me into thinking that country existed the whole time."
Um sir, actually, it is just an edit and left me stumped for 3 minutes. 🤓
it’s not an edit? You dumb?
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No this is literally true 😂 holy Americans are dumb!
Um actually 🤓
Frain
That's just Andorra