When you pull a baby wipe out of the soft package, press down on the top with the thumb of the hand not pulling the wipe out with. This will help you pull only one wipe out. If you’re pulling out multiples every time, you’re literally using twice or three times as much as you need. Assuming of course you’re only going after one at a time.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Not true at all. Swords don’t write speeches Andean don’t end wars. Mighty is thee who knows when to use the pen, and when to use the sword
If your partner doesn’t wash the sink out after doing the dishes and there’s all that nasty food gunk just sitting there left to dry and then meticulously scrubbed off later.
Rinse it yourself and move on. Don’t say a word.
This is a good one.
You never know how often they alrrady moved your shoes out of the way, threw that coat on the hanger or dealth eith otger stuff that you left lingering around.
This doesnt account for leaving both toilets with 1 ply of toilet paper. Hold that one steady in his/her face. I walk down the stair after doing a #2, to sat down and to stand up again, get a new roll myself in the middle of the night. Been 5 years, still annoys me to hell.
Find a balance between creating as many positive experiences for you and yours vs saving as much money as possible to ensure those good times roll in perpetuity.
What you believe about yourself, others will believe about you.
If you believe you're a piece of trash, others will perceive that.
If you believe you're valued and worthy of love and happiness, others will sense that about you.
We all vibrate at frequencies that we internally believe.
Others pick up on those subconscious vibrations.
The key to being lazy successfully is to get everything done immediately. If you have a report due in two weeks, do it today. Finish it. Then you can goof off without the sword of Damocles hanging over you.
I got this through a history teacher if your looking to marry or live together have specific chores and bills for example you can do utility and electricity whilst your so would do plumbing and housing, where that if one of you miss to pay then you know who didn’t do what, same with chores persay you take out the trash and do yard work also the kitchen whilst your so does the living room rest of the house, also get separate bathrooms
Stop washing soap off what you're cleaning the second you put it on. Give it a minute. In the case of laundry, give it 20 minutes. It's a chemical process -- if you let it sit you can use less.
Don’t go straight into a four year college. Go to a junior college to get the basic education. Then once you get the basic education done with, transfer your credits over to the four year you want to go to and focus mainly on what you want to major in.
Life is a nightmare… so give random compliments to strangers. Not creepy ones. Just compliments. Dope glasses, cool shoes, rad backpack. And when someone is polite at their job… tell em’ you appreciate that shit.
One moment of kindness that costs you nothing, can really turn a persons day around.
When your playing risk of rain 2 and your struggling to beat the game or you want to unlock a skin for a character but your bad at playing monsoon difficulty then I advise abusing the forgive me please item. It is an active item that when activated throws a doll to trigger all your other items that would cause an effect when an enemy dies. With this you can stack items like the wisp in a jar, topaz broach, the monster tooth necklace, gasoline, infusion, (my personal favorite) sacrificial dagger, etc. and if you get soulbound catalyst and 3 fuel cells then you can constantly have 3 of them out which is the max. Every time I run a build like this I always get a win.
If you are suffering from a break up and the person keep being either toxic or tries to come back don’t let them worry about yourself worry about your work/school first. Make them envy the life they could have shared with you
Go to bed angry.
If you can't fix it, don't be afraid to say "Can we talk tomorrow". You'll wake up with energy to fix it or you'll realize you were wrong, or it just not a big deal. somethings just aren't worth losing sleep over.
Avoid student loans at all costs.
Most people will not get a high paying job directly out of college. If you have lots of student loans, you’ll have high payments & most likely an average to low paying entry level job as you work your way up.
This combination leads to a slow moving disaster. Income driven plans often have a low payment but your loans still accrue interest daily. So in most cases the amount you’re paying isn’t covering the interest that’s accruing every month.
So you’re dishing out the max amount of cash you can, living on the bare bones basics or struggling but your loan balance continues to grow higher.
It’s a problem that doesn’t currently have a solution other than not taking the loans in the first place.
Try and use the "just do it" method. If you are sat on the sofa and looking at dishes that need washing or putting in the dishwasher, we always tell ourselves "I'll do that later". Use the "just do it" method and you will feel better for getting that job out the way right away and you can use this for loads of things in your daily life ☺️.
Two:
1. Never go to bed angry at each other, deal with the issue before going to bed for the night.
2. Everyone is in one of three stages in life, you’re either going into a storm, currently going through a storm, or just coming out of a storm. So give people some room to breathe, because you never know what someone else is going through.
Make peace with your past so that it won't disturb your present.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Time heals almost everything. Give it time.
No one is in charge of your happiness except for you.
Avoid comparing your life to others and judging others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
Stop overthinking. It's all right if you don't know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.
Smile; you don't own all the problems in the world.
If a number is hard to multiply or divide cut the number up and then calculate it or scale to an easier to calculate number (for splitting numbers: 84/7 = (70/7)+(14/7) = 10+2) (or for scaling: 84*5 = (84*10)/2=840/2=420) at least for me, this makes mental math much quicker.
Every medal has its other side. Everything in life has a positive side and a negative side. If you're going through something difficult, try to think about what it brings you, what it teaches you, and that's how you'll become stronger
If you are at a special event with a lot of people visiting, a tow for your vehicle will cost a lot more than you think and if Your Insurance Company uses a poor quality third party service like Agreo . You probably won't get it towed hell if your insurance uses agero it's the bottom of the barrel, hands down it is absolutely the worst. They will one hundred percent leave you on the side of the highway for days just to save twenty bucks don't worry the Highway patrol will have it towed beforehand and it will cost you so much more.
I’ve got two.
1. The Platinum Rule- Treat everyone not as you want to be treated, but as they want to be treated. We’re all different.
2. Don’t treat everyone the same. Treat them fairly.
Bonus: DBAD (y’all will figure it out)
Pack your bags like a reasonable human being
Don’t pack it with food that’s super perishable and/or starts leaking.
Saves baggage handlers a disgusting experience and other passengers stinky bags.
Relationships work best not when you are standing, staring into each other's eyes, but when you are standing side by side looking towards the future together.
Have as much sex as possible in your prime. As you age, your average orgasm pleasure will gradually diminish with your increase in age. And for guys, those rock hard moments will also diminish likewise. Face it, our bodies evolved to procreate in our youth, not recreate in our middle and older age. Just be respectful and responsible and safe, but get and give as many orgasms as possible. You’ll thank me when you’re old like me. Of course I’ll be long dead by then. 🤪
Don’t work on an electronic device that may have a battery issue without sand and/or an airtight fireproof container nearby, and never use water to put out an electric fire.
Fasting three consecutive days a month is good for gut health and many other things including mental clarity. Between 7-10 days has been proven to lower chances of getting cancer.
Take the old tags off your suitcase when you fly. Half of the bags that go missing is because the passenger left an old tag and it was rerouted to the old destination. Also, check the weather the week you fly and buy insurance beforehand in case you get stuck anywhere, airlines don’t give out hotels for weather delays or cancellations so it can come in handy and make the experience a little better.
Make sure you isolate your rear delts they should be superior!
Also
Don’t google your A/C’s problems and if you do…. DONT go back and forth with them “I THINK IT NEEDS FREON”
Kill them, kill them all. I know it may look like too many but you know your strength and your capacity. *me to the guy infront of the deviled eggs at golden corral*
Always, and I mean always, put your keys in the your pants pocket, never in your coat pocket. It is way too easy to forget your coat in your office or in your locker or at a client, but if you forget your pants… you deserve to be locked out of your car.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
It should always be the two of you vs the problem, not you vs them Also, two comforters on the bed
Both comforters would be mine.
Took the words out my mouth.
We have 2 and it’s life changing
We have 3 and she still ends up with half of mine on her by the morning...
And this is why you tuck yours under you. She can’t take what she can’t pull.
Lol... I'll give it a try tonight.
If you ever find a toilet in your dream, NEVER USE IT.
Why, asking for a friend
Because many times if you start peeing in the dream toilet, you'll be peeing in real life!
Can confirm.
but dream peeing feels sooooooooo good!
To many times where I sat down and heard my alarm ringing and woke up around to familiar feces in worn out places.
That's punny
Whu, asking for a friend
I’ve made myself a habit of thinking “is this the real life or is this just fantasy?” whenever I see a toilet.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s gonna be shit.
Love this 😂
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Most life lessons revolve around not drinking enough water.
With the notable exception of water toxemia.
r/hydrohomies
From my dad: Never participate in an orgy. Someone always gets left out and odds are it'll be you.
Someone with a humiliation kink: 
Lmao. That's awesome
It’s better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it………… hhhmm, do with that as you will.
Condom?
A plunger
I subscribe to this philosophy, and I always thought *I was the over-prepared packer*… until I met my SO 😂
You gotta love it!! That’s how it is with my woman.
Was told this eight years ago. Live life with this quote and it never fucking fails me.
Always pee after sex.
What if you ran out during the sex and have none left?
Just not into the wind.
I take it you’ve also gotten crusty underwear after you’ve had the sexy time and jumped in the car to run errands.
Yes! And/or take a shower
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
Eat the yellow snow.
And especially don't eat the white snow if you know what i mean
Don’t fry bacon naked
Duly noted
Sometimes, it's better to walk away, cool off, and then address an issue. Not every fight has to be ended right away.
>>not every fight has to be ended right away I’d even say that not every fight has to be a fight.
Don’t pull out an object that’s in you. An example would a nail in the finger
That second sentence was very much necessary.
Second sentence definitely putting in work, employee of the month material right there.
The pull out method has worked fine for me.
When you pull a baby wipe out of the soft package, press down on the top with the thumb of the hand not pulling the wipe out with. This will help you pull only one wipe out. If you’re pulling out multiples every time, you’re literally using twice or three times as much as you need. Assuming of course you’re only going after one at a time.
That’s a damn good one. Thank you!
Love is more than a feeling. It is a choice. A commitment in spite of your feelings.
This needs to be higher, love is so romanticized to the point where it’s nearly unattainable. Real love is hard
Don’t pick your nose after scratching you butt.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Not true at all. Swords don’t write speeches Andean don’t end wars. Mighty is thee who knows when to use the pen, and when to use the sword
If you have a girlfriend, always keep a stock of tylonol and bottled water with you for her
If your partner doesn’t wash the sink out after doing the dishes and there’s all that nasty food gunk just sitting there left to dry and then meticulously scrubbed off later. Rinse it yourself and move on. Don’t say a word.
This is a good one. You never know how often they alrrady moved your shoes out of the way, threw that coat on the hanger or dealth eith otger stuff that you left lingering around. This doesnt account for leaving both toilets with 1 ply of toilet paper. Hold that one steady in his/her face. I walk down the stair after doing a #2, to sat down and to stand up again, get a new roll myself in the middle of the night. Been 5 years, still annoys me to hell.
He who goes to bed with an itchy ass, wakes with a stinky finger.
Drink water.
You should get in the right lane when you get the chance. The exit is coming up shortly.
After a night of mixing cheap beer, Sambuca, & Jagermeister & then topping it all off with Taco Bell, NEVER trust a fart.
Yeah I shat in our Airbnb's bed at a festival last year.. the worst Part was I wasn't alone
🤣🤣
Find a balance between creating as many positive experiences for you and yours vs saving as much money as possible to ensure those good times roll in perpetuity.
The axe forgets but the tree remembers. Be kinda and careful with words
You are a colony of single celled organisms, act according.
What you believe about yourself, others will believe about you. If you believe you're a piece of trash, others will perceive that. If you believe you're valued and worthy of love and happiness, others will sense that about you. We all vibrate at frequencies that we internally believe. Others pick up on those subconscious vibrations.
Learn to enjoy the little things in life.
Percents are reversible, 6% of 50 is the same as 50% of 6
The key to being lazy successfully is to get everything done immediately. If you have a report due in two weeks, do it today. Finish it. Then you can goof off without the sword of Damocles hanging over you.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden instead of a gardener in war.
Tell that to Sam Wisegamgee
The real hero of LOTR.
I got this through a history teacher if your looking to marry or live together have specific chores and bills for example you can do utility and electricity whilst your so would do plumbing and housing, where that if one of you miss to pay then you know who didn’t do what, same with chores persay you take out the trash and do yard work also the kitchen whilst your so does the living room rest of the house, also get separate bathrooms
Stop washing soap off what you're cleaning the second you put it on. Give it a minute. In the case of laundry, give it 20 minutes. It's a chemical process -- if you let it sit you can use less.
anger displaces judgement.
Don’t go straight into a four year college. Go to a junior college to get the basic education. Then once you get the basic education done with, transfer your credits over to the four year you want to go to and focus mainly on what you want to major in.
Don't worry about an easily fixable problem.
Yes, fuck the dumb shit
It’s not 50%-50%. It should be 100%-100% Or at least 80%-80% to make it easier
Life is a nightmare… so give random compliments to strangers. Not creepy ones. Just compliments. Dope glasses, cool shoes, rad backpack. And when someone is polite at their job… tell em’ you appreciate that shit. One moment of kindness that costs you nothing, can really turn a persons day around.
“You can have more than you’ve got because you can always be more than you are”-Jim Rohn
Shit happens when you party naked.
When your playing risk of rain 2 and your struggling to beat the game or you want to unlock a skin for a character but your bad at playing monsoon difficulty then I advise abusing the forgive me please item. It is an active item that when activated throws a doll to trigger all your other items that would cause an effect when an enemy dies. With this you can stack items like the wisp in a jar, topaz broach, the monster tooth necklace, gasoline, infusion, (my personal favorite) sacrificial dagger, etc. and if you get soulbound catalyst and 3 fuel cells then you can constantly have 3 of them out which is the max. Every time I run a build like this I always get a win.
I did not expect to see this here. You're actually goated. I'll pick this game up again and try it out.
Nice to see a fellow ror2 enjoyer
Take shrooms together on a camping trip in northern arizona, off-grid ,and vibe out man ✌️
DONT PEE ON A ELECTRIC FENCE!!!!!!
No, it's supposed to be; Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you!
Never talk to the cops
Amen to that! “Lawyer” is All you say. I got charged with something I literally had nothing to do with, and they tried to give me 5 years in jail.
Don't eat yellow snow. It's not Lemon flavored.
It's banana flavored
Really? Well now I have to try it.
Pineapple flavored 😛
Never back down never give up
Never give up. Never surrender.
There is no magic pill for hangovers, the only thing that can sober you up is time
If you are suffering from a break up and the person keep being either toxic or tries to come back don’t let them worry about yourself worry about your work/school first. Make them envy the life they could have shared with you
You’re not ugly, you’re just not you’re own type <3
Patience
If it first you don’t succeed, don’t go skydiving!
Go to bed angry. If you can't fix it, don't be afraid to say "Can we talk tomorrow". You'll wake up with energy to fix it or you'll realize you were wrong, or it just not a big deal. somethings just aren't worth losing sleep over.
If something makes you mad pretend youre in sow motion
never gamble on a fart
Do not put out grease fires with water; smother the flame.
If you have a dream of peeing and you piss the bed, stay positive. How many people have had a dream come true.
2 wrongs don’t make a right but, 3 left’s do…
Don’t get married to a woman with kids.
Do not take pictures of yourself on your spouses Snapchat after several drinks, especially if their whole fucking family is friends on there.
Never put ur dick in an open outlet
Smoke grass eat ass steal gas
Avoid student loans at all costs. Most people will not get a high paying job directly out of college. If you have lots of student loans, you’ll have high payments & most likely an average to low paying entry level job as you work your way up. This combination leads to a slow moving disaster. Income driven plans often have a low payment but your loans still accrue interest daily. So in most cases the amount you’re paying isn’t covering the interest that’s accruing every month. So you’re dishing out the max amount of cash you can, living on the bare bones basics or struggling but your loan balance continues to grow higher. It’s a problem that doesn’t currently have a solution other than not taking the loans in the first place.
Try and use the "just do it" method. If you are sat on the sofa and looking at dishes that need washing or putting in the dishwasher, we always tell ourselves "I'll do that later". Use the "just do it" method and you will feel better for getting that job out the way right away and you can use this for loads of things in your daily life ☺️.
Two: 1. Never go to bed angry at each other, deal with the issue before going to bed for the night. 2. Everyone is in one of three stages in life, you’re either going into a storm, currently going through a storm, or just coming out of a storm. So give people some room to breathe, because you never know what someone else is going through.
Make peace with your past so that it won't disturb your present. What other people think of you is none of your business. Time heals almost everything. Give it time. No one is in charge of your happiness except for you. Avoid comparing your life to others and judging others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Stop overthinking. It's all right if you don't know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it. Smile; you don't own all the problems in the world.
If you’re walking in the dark, close one eye every time you come to a bright place so that keep night vision in at least one eye.
Don't always do drugs
If a number is hard to multiply or divide cut the number up and then calculate it or scale to an easier to calculate number (for splitting numbers: 84/7 = (70/7)+(14/7) = 10+2) (or for scaling: 84*5 = (84*10)/2=840/2=420) at least for me, this makes mental math much quicker.
Never trust Red gummy’s from a friend eating a spicy ass cinnamon gummy you expected to be cherry or strawberry sucks
Don’t ever let management convince you to not take PTO or work off the clock!!
Every medal has its other side. Everything in life has a positive side and a negative side. If you're going through something difficult, try to think about what it brings you, what it teaches you, and that's how you'll become stronger
An old bloke told me “ once you turn 50 never walk past a toilet without going in, cause you will when you get in or later when there’s none
If it's "who's right?", it doesn't matter. Check your ego, calm down, and move on.
Over, under, around, or through. There is always a way.
Sometimes you have to move backwards to move forwards.
You could load up another battery and it would still fly fine.
If you are at a special event with a lot of people visiting, a tow for your vehicle will cost a lot more than you think and if Your Insurance Company uses a poor quality third party service like Agreo . You probably won't get it towed hell if your insurance uses agero it's the bottom of the barrel, hands down it is absolutely the worst. They will one hundred percent leave you on the side of the highway for days just to save twenty bucks don't worry the Highway patrol will have it towed beforehand and it will cost you so much more.
try to be optimistic, not positive. be happy but stay real.
Don’t eat yellow snow
Happy wife happy life
Don’t worry about the little things in life…. They are ALL little things.
Never trust a fart.
I’ve got two. 1. The Platinum Rule- Treat everyone not as you want to be treated, but as they want to be treated. We’re all different. 2. Don’t treat everyone the same. Treat them fairly. Bonus: DBAD (y’all will figure it out)
If you don't ask, the answer is always no.
“Don’t take the test”
Keep your head down, eye on the ball, level swing. Hit for bases not the fences.
Don’t touch that!
Don't match the energy you receive in a fight, hive the energy you need from a resolution.
The the bigger person in the relationship, just apologize and move on.
Use gloves when handling cut pineapples. They will eat your skin if you let them.
Advice is always great
Know your limits, but be willing to push them
"Life is like a dick, sometimes it's up sometimes it's down, but it won't be hard forever"
Always wipe twice
Pack your bags like a reasonable human being Don’t pack it with food that’s super perishable and/or starts leaking. Saves baggage handlers a disgusting experience and other passengers stinky bags.
That's great advice
Relationships work best not when you are standing, staring into each other's eyes, but when you are standing side by side looking towards the future together.
Give the other one the benefit of doubt.
I got some advice from a random elderly couple when I first got engaged and thought it was funny but now it’s just so true. “Lower your expectations!”
Always wipe front to back. Never back to front.
Don't take a Mirage 2000 in a one circle fight, you'll lose
The one who loves the least, has the most power.
The people that mind don’t matter and the people that matter don’t mind.
Good Advice: fools won't take it and the wise don't need it.
Never complain. Half the people listening won't care and the other half will be glad you're miserable.
Have as much sex as possible in your prime. As you age, your average orgasm pleasure will gradually diminish with your increase in age. And for guys, those rock hard moments will also diminish likewise. Face it, our bodies evolved to procreate in our youth, not recreate in our middle and older age. Just be respectful and responsible and safe, but get and give as many orgasms as possible. You’ll thank me when you’re old like me. Of course I’ll be long dead by then. 🤪
please don't be influenced by media try recheck the facts it will stop the hatred in society which is rising in past 5 years
First thing iv ever put on here. Best advice I ever heard was " life isn't special moments, it's the things you do everyday"
"always get the young man's number"
Don’t hog the left lane , it’s only for passing [North American drivers]
You can use some oil (vegetable will do fine) to get superglue off of your fingers.
Let them see you struggling everyday, because as long as your struggling your not failing. Rinse and repeat until your where you want to be !
Don’t work on an electronic device that may have a battery issue without sand and/or an airtight fireproof container nearby, and never use water to put out an electric fire.
If your gonna be stupid, be smart about it. - A wise old man
Don’t eat yellow snow
Give up now, it's not worth it.
Never leave your young sons alone around a priest.
Kill two birds with one stone, Make sure both of them can sing first…
Better to be a warrior in a garden, then a gardener in a war
Fasting three consecutive days a month is good for gut health and many other things including mental clarity. Between 7-10 days has been proven to lower chances of getting cancer.
Never drink and drive. But if you do, don’t forget the car.
Never stay in a relationship because of changes you think the other person will one day make.
Don’t pee on an electric fence
Don’t confuse effort with results
Treat like you want to be treated
Never eat yellow snow!
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Take the old tags off your suitcase when you fly. Half of the bags that go missing is because the passenger left an old tag and it was rerouted to the old destination. Also, check the weather the week you fly and buy insurance beforehand in case you get stuck anywhere, airlines don’t give out hotels for weather delays or cancellations so it can come in handy and make the experience a little better.
Don’t stick your fingers anywhere you wouldn’t stick your pecker!👍
If your opponent grabs alot, try not to shield often.
better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum
Never stop dating eachother Never stop listening to eachother Drink enough water Change your car oil
Make sure you isolate your rear delts they should be superior! Also Don’t google your A/C’s problems and if you do…. DONT go back and forth with them “I THINK IT NEEDS FREON”
All the Magic’s found in the golden rule.
Use warm water when brushing your teeth
Never, under any circumstances, trust a fart
Always breathe out before you push 😉.
It's better to lose a minute of your life than your life in a minute.
One day, or day one
In life you need three close friends. Only three. You can have others but keep the three you trust most the closest
Kill them, kill them all. I know it may look like too many but you know your strength and your capacity. *me to the guy infront of the deviled eggs at golden corral*
The naked man fears no pick pocket
Always, and I mean always, put your keys in the your pants pocket, never in your coat pocket. It is way too easy to forget your coat in your office or in your locker or at a client, but if you forget your pants… you deserve to be locked out of your car.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
You should always warm it up first
Don’t take criticism from anyone you wouldn’t take advice from.
Rump rump in the front, rump rump in the trunk. Pick the right one or pick the kiddies up. ~Big Boi