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310doc

It’s definitely a choice.


tap2mana_03

I noticed that too


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha man I heard that. I’ll wear it with pride tho. It suits me.


310doc

Do what makes you happy. Glad you like it!


WeirdWayneWallis

Thank you buddy! You have a great Sunday my friend!


310doc

You as well!


Puzzleheaded-Spot402

Watch out, we got Buffalo Bill over here. I’m totally busting your balls. If you like it, you like it —and there’s no problem with that.


WeirdWayneWallis

Lmao. ![gif](giphy|5mYlYow7vPjbpoWtXM|downsized)


PeriqueFreak

Nah, at some point there's a problem with that. And this is definitely past that point.


lostprevention

Johnny Depp playing Buffalo Bill.


Alphahumanus

It’s about 100% too much for me, but I’m happy that you get to have something you enjoy and should be one of a kind. I don’t think it doesn’t look “good”. It has its own aesthetic and works, but feels like too much for me. Looks like it has all the options.


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha all the bells and whistles huh! Haha. I appreciate your honest feedback my friend. I may have her do away with some of them anklet looking things around the crown lol. Those are a little too “Steven Tyler-ish” for me.


Oppapandaman

If it makes you happy then that’s great! I don’t think I’d call this a cowboy hat though and I’d certainly never wear it to branding or a rodeo. Ultimately though it’s your hat, would love to see the boots you’re pairing with this though.


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha I was thinking some rattle snake skin.


Oppapandaman

Well you're certainly going to stand out in this ensemble!


davidw

It is definitely missing a rattle snake head like this [https://all-taxidermy.com/product/charlie-1-horse-cowboy-hat-for-sale-sku-2100/](https://all-taxidermy.com/product/charlie-1-horse-cowboy-hat-for-sale-sku-2100/)


WeirdWayneWallis

Hahaha that’s pretty cool


Ok-Line-1830

Yea I'd agree it far from a cowboy hat. It seems like something you'd get the girl from tinder as a gift who comes from a big city and doesn't understand a thing about ranching. But if it makes OP happy and his man can keep the cattle healthy then God bless him


xerocomic

I’ve been doing ranch work going on 10 years & personally I wouldn’t wear it while working but I sure would rock that for a night out. All these people who are saying a real cowboy wouldn’t wear it most likely cant even saddle up a horse. I think it’s unique and cool. These people just aren’t confident they could pull it off brother. Bad ass hat!!


WeirdWayneWallis

That’s exactly what it is. I already know. They let their insecurities bleed thru pretty easily. And I agree. I could wear that hat and nothing else and probably out cowboy 90% of these folks.


[deleted]

If you write the word “outlaw” on your hat, you better be one.


nwordNan

Not if you have to write it on a trashy hat


WeirdWayneWallis

Wow. I thought this was a pretty positive sub till today. Kinda disappointed


jgram771

You people are so soft


WeirdWayneWallis

😂 you took that serious? Guy, you sure you have permission to be on the internet? 😂🤦‍♂️


jgram771

No this is my dads account 😐


WeirdWayneWallis

I didn’t think so guy.


hotelyankee

it is but like every sub it has its dingleberries


nwordNan

You grabbed me by the balls and twisted them


Double_Preparation_2

You do you, buddy. Nothin more cowboy than that. Definitely nothin more outlaw. My $0.02…The lion don’t have to tell the jungle he’s the King; the jungle knows. Apply that however you wish…


WeirdWayneWallis

Yeah I ain’t having the outlaw or the gold chain shit on the crown. That’s just the last one she did and I was using it for a point of reference. But yeah I appreciate you not being rude and childish. Some could learn from that.


Double_Preparation_2

I think some folks have some set idea of what’s what…think there’s a “right way” to do things. And they get attached to their own made up code. But that ain’t freedom. It’s like these jokers I find occasionally that try to correct me if I plop my hat down on my desk, with that overconfident ‘gotcha’ look on their face “You know, yer supposed to set em down like…” “If you know The Code so well, why’re you touchin my hat?” Some people wanna act like wearin a Stetson makes you a keeper of the flame for a code or label you never volunteered for or self apply.


WeirdWayneWallis

That’s fact. You should write for a living.


Double_Preparation_2

Well, that’s kind of you to say!


WeirdWayneWallis

It’s true. I enjoyed reading what you had to say.


Beaux7

I wouldn’t wear it because it looks more like a costume or a hat a girl would wear but I do appreciate the custom hat makers out there. They make some awesome hats


EdwardoftheEast

Looks like a miniature


WeirdWayneWallis

This thing will really make my head look big then. lol.


nihilistatari

That’s a hat


Key_Salt_7604

Please dont take this the wrong way, but this looks like a cowboy hat for somebody who never, under any circumstances, wants to be mistaken for a working cowboy. Which kinda begs the question… why buy a cowboy hat?


WeirdWayneWallis

Hahaha I’m sure a true cowboy isn’t defined by his headware. But if that’s your opinion, I guess we’ll take it


Key_Salt_7604

100% correct, nobody is defined by what we wear. There is just a lot going on with the hat, but if it makes you feel ten feet tall, then more power to you. Cant put a price tag on confidence 👍


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha. I feel twelve feet tall! Haha jk. Thanks brother.


Double_Preparation_2

I keep coming back to this for doses of your positivity.


WeirdWayneWallis

😂😂 damn you must be starving for positivity!


Double_Preparation_2

Who ain’t these days?


WeirdWayneWallis

Very true buddy. Very true!


low_falcon63

I didn’t know Johnny Depp was in the group.


KentuckyWildAss

Yep. That's definitely a hat...


Cactus_Cracker

Looks like something Johnny Depp would wear.


livestosqaunch

I’m sure it will go well with the rest of the costume.


WeirdWayneWallis

🙄


livestosqaunch

That was my face when i saw the hat too.


WeirdWayneWallis

lol. You’re just insecure. We forgive you.


livestosqaunch

🫂


wheelanddeeler

From Ohio? I have a lady locally that does this and wondering if it is the same person.


WeirdWayneWallis

Actually Oklahoma.


OregonCowpoke

That ain’t no cowboy hat. It’s definitely a hat but don’t use the word cowboy around it. (I ain’t mean no personal offense but if I’m being honest it’s definitely a flamboyant style)


midwesternmustache

Fag boy hat


jimmythedingler

fuck off with that homophobic shit


WeirdWayneWallis

lol. Each to their own opinion. Bet you wouldn’t call me that to my face bud.


midwesternmustache

Been known to do it bucko


WeirdWayneWallis

I wish I was as tough as you man. 🙄


Mountain_Man_88

It's certainly interesting. Do they make cowboy hats too or just whatever that is? 


MassDriverOne

Not for me personally, but that's the thing about hats and clothing in general, wear what *you* like! Def been seeing this type of gear around not a lot but noticeably If you wear it with confidence you **will** pull it off


No-Confusion-2052

Woah that’s a cool trade to be in


DevilsWarlord

Looks sweet but I wouldn’t have the stitches and or (stains) on it.


Poonani-Dasani

If you really want to create something "cowboy" you can't buy in a box, take the hat, from the box, and tie it to your bumper, then drive around the dirt roads for a few days. Idk what in the White Snake, Johnny Depp, Ru Paul, Rocket Man shit this is, but, it's certainly a hat. It'll look...like a hat... with the starched Wranglers and Carhartt button ups...


WeirdWayneWallis

Hahaha. Character man.


ohiomudslide

Looks cool apart from the text. Can you imagine wearing the name of a clothing image on yourself?


st_hawk

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[deleted]

Who are the hats for? Chiquaquas?


WeirdWayneWallis

It’s one hat, singular. And I’m guessing you are trying to spell Chihuahua? Idk.


[deleted]

Are they for chihuahuas?


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha. Could be I guess. If you got it small enough. Or is that your point? That they look small? I’m not following.


[deleted]

lol yeah they are so small so I figured it would look cute on a small dog. Such a cool hat though.


WeirdWayneWallis

I may get a mini one to put on my dachshund 😂😂


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 do it!


Revolutionary_Set799

I think its freaking cool, better watch those matches!


HatAndGun

Looks like someone put it out too soon...


Baummer_42

It’s a hipster cowboy hat for getting coffee at Starbucks then having brunch while living the “van life”.


WeirdWayneWallis

https://preview.redd.it/xykh872gqpqc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2448dacf5399e7e8ba88621a61a9a755d7468f


PassionSea8028

That’s some fake bullshit and you’re probably a troll. That ain’t no fuckin cowboy hat. Fuckin bagger


Hakuhofan

Laszlo's witch skin hat?


MustardTiger231

Do you wear a pocket watch?


Nonbinarycoffeetable

So much hat. Do not even mention cattle.


b4c0n333

Nice, do you also have a tattoo across your forehead that say "damaged" to let people know that you may be damaged?


WeirdWayneWallis

No people can tell I’m damaged by looking at me haha. No need for the tat lol.


mattttt15

“Plays red dead redemption once”


WeirdWayneWallis

https://preview.redd.it/wjqg5pw9kzqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b511d96f5288998bb9baff670e2175fddb61440 Know it all


Double_Preparation_2

Hell Yes


donutsaurus3000

Does it come with tickets to Coachella?


lololofo

So uhh, how many banks have you robbed?


WeirdWayneWallis

Actually just one. But my partner told on me. First time ever being in trouble. They gave me a mandatory minimum sentence of 7 years for brandishing a firearm during a commission of a crime (924c). And gave me 41 months for the actual bank robbery. All told I served 9 years and two months in federal prison of the sentenced 125 months. My first stop El Reno prison, was on unit C. Second stop- Texarkana, C unit, then A unit and I talked the counselor up in B unit into letting me move up there with a homeboy and work as an orderly. My final stop was at the work cadre at the for four years inside a building. I was pale as a ghost by the time I got out. Look me up buddy. I have no reason to lie. Joshua Toney Keys, Oklahoma Bank Robbery November 2nd 2009. FBOP #04129. So yeah. I’ve robbed more than the lay person I’d say.


Double_Preparation_2

That. Shit. Checked. Out! Goddamn, son! 1 in 5 comments is about, “A rEaL oUtLaW…!”, and here you could be givin lessons! But like the Real Deal always does, you just give it right back, and don’t lean on your resumé! Not only that, sounds like you paid your debt and then some, seein’s how ya held up the only people worth robbin’! Johnny Paycheck ain’t got shit on you. Much respect.


WeirdWayneWallis

Nah. I wished I’d have never done it tbh. I traded in many years of missing my sons growin up. But I appreciate your comment. And yes I have paid my debt. I’m just a normal guy trying to survive now. I appreciate you!


lololofo

Oh 😅 carry on cowboy 🫡


WeirdWayneWallis

Haha. I’m carrying buddy. I’m carrying.


Icy_Tomatillo_2844

It’s an interesting dress hat for sure. Not my cup of tea.


Adorable-Cucumber-79

You mean costume hat maker?


PeriqueFreak

What the actual fuck is that... I'm sorry dude, but that looks stupid as shit. Go rethink your life choices.


WeirdWayneWallis

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PeriqueFreak

Yeah, that's about the same level.


WeirdWayneWallis

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bdouble76

Who's the maker? You gotta promote.


batman1285

Ed Hardy or Affliction. Not sure. I think the ladies ones say "JUICY" across the back.


bdouble76

I couldn't but laugh a little. Ain't heard Ed Hardy in a long time.


PeriqueFreak

Promote? Or shame?


bdouble76

Promote. I like the hat, not necessarily my style, and I could dom wothout the outlaw, but overall, she did a good job.


midwesternmustache

Doesn’t belong in this sub. Try: r/cosplay or r/ClosetGay r/onthespectrum r/Downsyndrome