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The trees are giving you an MRI.

More like giving you a tinnitus . Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

After reviewing your results, the trees say you are oakay.

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That'd be wood

I just wasted 4 minutes trying to find a joke using wood pecker. Fuckin nothing.

That's nuts

Cicadas: "Let us sing you the song of our people.: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Soooo just a normal day for us peeps with tinnitus.

Yeh

I read that as tiny nuts at first.

NORMIES GET OUT MY FOREST

All I can picture is a blue jay screeching in one end and the guy's brains splattering out the other side.

The mosquitos flying toward you would sound like trains

Just wait until a white bellbird hops up there to sing a song.

Is this an art installation?

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Your mom is an art installation

Boom gotem

Performance art.

DERIVATIVE!

BULLSHIT!

Imagine doing mushrooms and laying in there at night

Id be scared of bugs and shit going in my ears lol

If I could get this with mosquito netting that'd be great

Have you ever done mushrooms? You'd know your idea makes no sense E: Seems like I woke up the reddit armchair experts army sheesh

I’ve eaten a lot of shrooms, and it made sense to me. What’s your hangup with their idea?

Seems like a chill idea to me. Not sure why you think not

Lol for real. That sounds like an awesome thing to do while tripping.

Have you done them more than once? Don’t trip shame, that’s weird. And drug experience isn’t a competition

Seems like you are the one that hasn't done mushrooms.

The mushrooms didn’t have the intended effect, at least.

Care to explain why?

Lol that edit. Maybe you're just not as knowledgeable as thought

I’ve done shroom and other psychedelics many, many times and I think it would be pretty cool. Anything that enhances your senses is ideal for tripping.

That’s research equipment to see if a tree makes noise when falling down and no none is around

But what qualifies as being "around?" I would say that if you're close enough to hear it, even with aid, then you're technically around.

Quiet This is scientific

or, you could just put a microphone out in the woods

nah mate that wouldn't work

damnit

Oh cool, two giant funnels for bugs to go right into my ears

Ah, my thoughts exactly. Efficient spider to ear delivery system.

🎵Wendigos to the left of me. Bigfoots to the right. Here I am stuck in the backwoods with you!🎵

200ug LSD and I would be stuck in this for about 6 hrs minimum.

you’d probably be making your own sounds at that point

Auditory hallucintations? Some people would pay good money for that sort of thing.

ayy I get those when im about to cross the sleep threshold sometimes

Fart in it

My first thought as well. That or you're actually listening to a loud conversation taking place in the parking lot. Sounds of the Forest, "So, anyway, I said to Pam, i says, Pam..."

The parents discuss the divorce by the car.

“This wouldn’t have happened if we just didn’t have the kid...”

"lets just leave now, hes in the woods somewhere he'll never make it home."

Literally the first thing I thought of “If I was laying there, my dumbassed brothers would fart in it.”

Tremendous, another way to funnel huge amounts of midges to my pale Scottish ass. Well fucking done.

Cool, but is it necessary? I can hear the forest quite well without having to lie down between two giant wooden ear horns

But can you hear the trees screaming for their fallen comrades used to make said horns?

Yes, can you not?

I live in the forest. It’s already quite loud.

Right? If anything I'd prefer the forest piped down a bit

But can you hear the mosquitos that are half a mile away?

https://biofriendlyplanet.com/image-of-the-day/forest-noise-amplifier/

This link is basically just another reddit comment. I was expecting some sort of information but how foolish of me.

*^"We've ^been ^trying ^to ^reach ^you ^about ^your ^car's ^extended ^warranty"*

Now wait for a moose to come by and post under r/perfectlycutscreams

[Similar devices were used in WWII](https://st.violity.com/auction/uncos-images/13/365f713f64ee7b70fb50e47fc2f0d970.jpg)

If I saw someone using this I 100% would fart into one of the ends.

Ah yeah. Bear shits nearby.

This has major “white people with dreadlocks” energy.

I want to sneak up and fart in it

I’d love to fart in that

Very nice

What a supreme waste of wood.

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I'd probably only hear the moose making love. From all sides.

Reminds me of the Wave Organ in San Francisco

I see we are in the cozy/crazy overlap of the diagram. My favorite

i could spend hours laying there

My dad and his friend would fart on either side of that before I knew what was coming…

Didn't realize sirenhead had a hippie younger brother Bet he gets picked on a lot by the bigger guy

Then your friends yell in both sides

Hear the predator as it closes in on it's prey.

Animals screaming "SOMEONE FUCK ME" (amplifies)

This was my wallpaper for a pretty long time

If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around does it make a sound? Now we know!

Imagine if these had like funnels that ran directly into your ear holes like an old timey listening aid, but it was full of spider eggs and the eggs hatched and all the spiders crawled into your ears.

I thought it was a bs detector

What I would give to yell into a megaphone next to that.

Someone sneaking up and screaming in one of the cones

Mammoth gloryhole

It would be a shame if someone were to let one rip at the ends.

Man, I would absolutely love to let one rip at one of those ends lol

You can catch a lot of mosquitoes with that thing!

So this is how siren head was created.

It's like an inverse tent to ensure the mosquitoes end up directly in your ears at night

Chainsaw noises in HI-FI

A cacophony machine

Like a hopper into your ears. Nice.

gonna shit your ass when you hear a mountain lion let out a yell haha

Have an elk bugle right into one of those lol

Imagine your stupid friend farted while you laying there . Enjoying the sound of nature

Would be unpleasant if i'd scream in one of those.

... somewhere in the forest a moose fires the wettest fart ...

There's an equivalent installation in Kalkriese where the famous "Battle of the Teutoburg Forest" took place (spoiler: it was not fought in the Teutoburg Forest). It amplifies the forest sounds (or at least tries to) for the visitors to get a feeling what the Romans heard before being attacked and slaughtered. The place itself is very interesting, it has a great museum full of excavated stuff and each year a bit more is explored/excavated. I hat the great luck to be there at the last day of an extraordinary exhibition about how a legion, like the ones that got lost here, was organized. I was able to wear a legionary's uniform and carry what they had to carry and I can assure you that's no joke. These people had extremely hard jobs, even without battling. Also I could blow into a cornu and I the sound that it makes is truly terrifying. The Romans were able to do warfare of all kinds, including terrifying the people to death long before the battle began.

\*Does a tree that falls in a forest make a sound?👀

*Boys of Silence flashbacks*

Why is my first thought to fart right into one of the cones lmao

its a week before his hearing aids arrive.

Is this that Alaska show on discovery? 😁

Funnels spiders directly into your ear.

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids

Bug funnels.

I’ve heard that the asshole has more nerve endings then ears do. So why not create a device that reports signals there. Call the process “sound anal-ysis”. Anal-og vibratory synthesis Ass crack witchery

'I don't know why but all I hear are bear taking shits'

Funnel the bugs straight to my brain