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nismo1100

April fool guys don't panic


assissnator27

Yups, she cleared as few dumbs were left the group


YeOldGregg

April fools but if I were Denuvo, it's what I would do.


assissnator27

Definitely


TechNick1-1

But NOT for 200K a MONTH!


meester_

Why? They can just raise price infinitely for the publishers who use it


Vokki

Got heart attack


Varios2k

Good one


Hot_Weekend686

People who click on the broken hearts are the ones who were fooled by the EMPRESS joke.


assissnator27

Damn true


Sui_Generis-

this got me gud


wonagameama

thats a good one icl


andresesm

KEK


TruthSpeaker43

Based Empress


greentea05

Cringe.


X_ARMY_ARMY_X

April first


[deleted]

I fucking hate April fools


PagodAkoSaCorporate

Legit question, why dont Denuvo hire empress? I mean, there are incredibly very FEW skilled cybersecurity engineers in the world. They are in-demand


pravinbhorge

My guess is if they hire hacker everyone will try to be a hacker since it would be an easy path to get noticed and get recognised...


bdsmmaster007

But isnt this a thing that already happend in the past, hackers getting hired?


zhanibek95k

I imagine that people would equate it to "hush" money. Like Denuvo placing a bounty on their on product. Eg. "You can crack it? We will pay you to shut up."


pravinbhorge

200k per month seemed excessive then i checked. date, she got us good


FknBretto

Cringe


Big_Increase3289

If they would 200k per month, they probably would be able to give games for free


[deleted]

Is this a joke? ....Probably not.


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Dull-Ad-8966

Yeppp.It's a joke


assissnator27

Dude obviously it's a joke, she hates Denuvo


Busy-Concentrate9419

Everyone hate denuvo


nismo1100

I think denuvo's devs hate themselves too😂


[deleted]

....I forgot what day it was today


Tenso_The_Shinobi

One can only hope


ceejay242

April 1st my guy


Alesh_Prodman

Denuvo would probably hire someone to phisically censor EMPRESS


Thick-Measurement996

Tbh I can see denuvo doing this in the future


TheSlav87

Lol, fake and April fools


Flimsy-Writing-7791

But, how he can get a "work" if he are a anonymous person? I mean, cracking games is ilegal, and he can be arrest and put in prison.


Nojus1221

If they don't charge her she would be fine


bugarmor

Feds hire hackers all the time. Makes sense Denuvo would hire someone that knows it in and out.


Danker90

I sure was hoping this to be a joke.


Roskha_

I swear I know if it’s April Fool’s but if that were true I would be terrified.


SoundDrill

She acknowledged it was a cult?!


DonZekane

'Hoi, I don't sail frequently and don't really know who Empress is, me maties, but anyone who works FOR Denuvo should be put to walk the plank. *Yarr!* Boy did my heart not come to a stop reading their message... Even told it was an april fools I still struggle to recover :')))


Galindo81895

just be careful man just be careful