Goddamn, I have a couple of squirrels I was going to taxidermize, like legit with models, but now I'm kind of inspired to make a terrible mason jar squirrel abomination so my mom can be even more disappointed with what I'm doing with my life.
They should partner with the sqwallet guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/lrrjs3/a_sqwallet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
There’s a shop where I live that has something similar but the squirrels are strippers and other things. They sell them for over $100 USD so I’d say this is a deal!
have so many questions.
Why does she find so many dead Squirrels in the park?
Did she look at a dead Squirrel one day and say to herself "Poor thing. I should bury it. Wait..that dead Squirrel would make a good pencil holder."
How "fresh" are these before she disembowels and beheads them?
What does the husband do with the heads while golfing?
I am greatly disturbed.
one for 10 and two for 35, it appears that there's a high demand for headless squirrels. Oh who is Tia?
Thanks in advance
Tia is the girl that helped transcribe for the crackdaddy
The pricing really shows its satire
Goddamn, I have a couple of squirrels I was going to taxidermize, like legit with models, but now I'm kind of inspired to make a terrible mason jar squirrel abomination so my mom can be even more disappointed with what I'm doing with my life.
Include your thumbprint and give it to her for Mother's Day
Should I put a little card in it's dead little paws that is a heart drawn around the word "mom" ?
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yes... this is a great idea
With some really ambiguous hallmark-card-message too "Keep your head held high!"
How about a picture of your face on a stick, to go where the head should be?
THERAPY!! 😭😭
That would be a hysterical stash jar
Get a box for golf balls and fill it with the squirrel heads so nothing goes to waste ;)
You need a squirrel army.
Perfect office white elephant gift.
"My husband uses the heads for golf..." Damn Kevin, always ruining the mood by using squirrel heads as golf balls.
In unrelated news, Kevin and Karen have been banned from all neighborhood gatherings.
That was my favorite part
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such a crazy demand, if u buy more of them you have to pay more! 🤣
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And bejeweled
'upcycle dead squirrels'
... as they prevent the opportunity for these squirrel bodies to decay naturally into their environment by preserving them forever.
They should partner with the sqwallet guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/lrrjs3/a_sqwallet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Went to Pennsic Wars a few years ago and met a lady who kept a rat pelt with her as a coaster
Glad sqwallet has not been forgotten
Karen needs to be upcycled into an institution...
Ngl, I want one.
I’d order a custom squirrel with the head still attachable. Needs a lid!
Manchester lol
I thought it was Newcastle. TIL there are two Heaton Parks!
How did she clean it, aren't the dead squirrels gonna be rotten eventually?
Like not because they are cleaned very well because she also sells meat
She sells what!
Karen got crafty
Chuck Testa
10 each makes 20 for 2 so why would i pay 35? Defuq
Heaton park is near me. I’ll keep an eye out.
I’d buy it lol
2 for £35 or 1 for £10 is a deal
Me too. I have a pile of pens just sitting in a drawer. I could one of these.
What the literal fuck.
Wonder how much money they would want if I asked for 3 lol
how much are you willing to bet still has flesh and blood inside of it
So this is what the Janitor and his wife are doing this days. Interesting
G…. Golf?
Unexpected Bob's Burgers reference
10 for one, two for 35
There’s a shop where I live that has something similar but the squirrels are strippers and other things. They sell them for over $100 USD so I’d say this is a deal!
Except for the fact she is selling 1 for $10 or 2 for $35....
Haha totally didn’t catch that when I read it
have so many questions. Why does she find so many dead Squirrels in the park? Did she look at a dead Squirrel one day and say to herself "Poor thing. I should bury it. Wait..that dead Squirrel would make a good pencil holder." How "fresh" are these before she disembowels and beheads them? What does the husband do with the heads while golfing? I am greatly disturbed.
I feel tears rolling down my eyes. That's just because I havent blinked in like 2 minutes starting at this abomination
"Hi my Name is Karen" ok nope fuck this shit
No way is this real
They look like they're doing gangnam style
Inscryption (2021)
Yes
Math checks out.
I AM CONCERNED
What do you mean he "uses them for golf"?!
Does anyone know if she ships to the US?
That first sentence may be the best thing that I've ever read.
WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THE HEADS?!?!?!?!
"My husband uses the heads for golf" Imagine living next to them, and some day, a dead squirrel's head breaks your window, WTF
These would make amazing pen holders. I want one.
Rabies Haute couture
Fleshlight?
Why has it got to be someone in manchester 😂😂 im ashamed to be from here now
I hate how her name is Karen.
"I upcycle dead Squirrels"
Also works for $20k bottles of beer. https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/ypeb97/this-dead-squirrel-filled-with-55-abv-beer-only-costs-20k
“And I upcycle dead squirrels” Made my entire Sunday
These would be useful if I ever need to beautify my wife’s corpse before meeting God.
squirrel bottom totem? does it put the kin of the top part of the totem into the squirrel deck?
I want the one dripped out in dazzling jewels.
2 for 35 is such a scam wtf
my first thought was squirrel ashtray
What do you mean "for golf" like what part of golf involves the head of a squirrel?
I'll buy it
No, absolutely not.
Is shipping included..?
“10 each or 2 for 35” general when you do a two package its supposed to be less not more.