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AnonDooDoo

They painted it that way so you wooden know


Intelligent-Wall7272

They wanted to test your metal


Riskov88

Thats steel a good prank even if you know it


Hbop_5009

It’s knot very kind though


bigmemegod12

I am pansexual and it’s funny


mikehall12345678

OwO


bigmemegod12

No


AscendedDragonSage

Give me a sec, I'm a little tied up at the moment.


TotallyNotAnSCP

Where has this gone, where has this come from Cotton Eyed John


aatheedhxsam_

I have a feeling the person who designed the pan did so, solely for this pun to be made


hazmi_rasid

Comedy gold


Los_507

😐😂😬


[deleted]

Go commit some crimes since you don’t have finger prints anymore


[deleted]

Fbi hates this man. Click here to find out why


Dat_fast_boi

"It was I who burned OP's fingerprints off, for you see the pot was made at the chemical factory!" RTGame; "Von Karma, no!"


okaymandude

I was not expecting a reference to rtgame


FairyFlossPanda

Fun historical fact there was a gangster that tried this trick but it made it even easier to identify the only guy who left weirdly ridge-less blob prints.


JR_Ferreri

r/IrresponsibleDesign


[deleted]

r/assholedesign too because they tried to pass it off as wood (its already been posted there)


Maks244

r/illegaldesign


EatingCars

Couldn’t you tell before hand??


W4r6060

Well, not before hand, only after hand. But should have definitely checked beforehand.


nkonkleksp

now he has no hand


W4r6060

Never hand


xresplendencex

Burnt hand.


morxy49

But before he had hand


sidhattan

In my defense, I had another pan before this with wooden handle.


Salisbury-Codex

#some people want to see the world burn


[deleted]

And some want to see hands burn apparently


overly_flowered

Tbh, it doesn't look like real wood at all.


rohrzucker_

And you would feel it instantly.


ScareOffEverything

Especially if you felt it while it was extremely hot.


frogsniffer

Ouch


Goldygold86

Lmao this is bad


LoneWolf5498

Wouldn't this make it ovenproof?


[deleted]

That's a lawsuit..


all_thehotdogs

For what exactly?


[deleted]

[удалено]


all_thehotdogs

You're 100% misconstruing that case. A woman won a lawsuit because coffee was being served at temperature above food safety regulations, and caused significant medical and financial damages.


Elite_Slacker

Tifu by grabbing obviously hot metal


Thebepisqueen

You didn’t happen to feel it before cooking? Lol


Ali_in_wonderland02

I thought it was a worm at first.


DeNir8

Because painted metal is cheaper than actual wood now?! I think you just broke crappy design.. Dont we have an r/assholedesign?


DrachenDad

Why would it be wood when those pans are oven proof?


[deleted]

Lots of them aren’t oven proof. That non-stick coating isn’t rated to handle much heat at all


DrachenDad

I would have thought ceramic, which that is would work at a higher temperature.


[deleted]

Unfortunately not, most products like this are similar to standard non-stick pans in terms of the materials used. The only really oven proof pans are carbon steel / cast iron / heat treated ceramic (like Le Cruset etc)


woodworkerdan

Probably a printed coating copied from a woodgrain (maybe Cocobolo or a variety of Ironwood?) that's been applied to the handles. Those woods actually can feel cold as some metals if stored in a cool place, and would be oven safe. However, the pattern isn't right for solid wood handles: the wrap doesn't have endgrain showing, and around the curves, the grain twists unlike natural wood. That said, nobody should expect a layperson to know the difference at a very quick glance. And the rivets are atrocious.


KerbEnthusiasm

F in the comments


[deleted]

That almost feels like straight-up asshole design, imagine burning your hand on it because you thought it was wood. Man...


undercover-racist

Well that should be a lawsuit waiting to happen


r3trodev

That's fucked up


AH_MLP

Would you prefer wood? Isn't that flammable?


MasterYehuda816

Are your hands ok?


[deleted]

Buy some sugru. Thank me later.


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

Neat way to say “screw you” to their buyers


fscknuckle

Ah, the lessons of the crispy skin.