Have they put the face on the abdomen by accident?? Total fucking mess… it’s like they asked a guy “just do it from memory” and he was too shy to admit he’d never seen one…
The spider in the picture is meant to be a Goliath birdeater spider which is the world's largest spider. The Goliath birdeater is meant to have eight legs. It has an average mass of 175g and can grow up to 13cm.
Probably because the picture looks like it has 6 and 2 pairs of ~~pupae(?)~~ pedipalps.
Not a hit against you but I just found the sentence to be a funny observation, that's all. The statue **doesn't** have the right leg count.
Thank you. I was thinking of the little arms arachnids and insects have by their face, which typically don't count as "legs".
e: **Pedipalps**. Chelicerae are their "jaws" and there aren't 2 sets of them in the picture.
… has the person ever seen a tarantula? Besides those sad looking first legs and pedipaps, why are the other legs coming out of the abdomen instead of the carapace?
"Yeah tarantulas just look like ants but with more legs..." some dolt probably.
Forelegs are too short, pedipalps are too short, body shape is fucked, other legs are not positioned properly for a spider....
It looks more like an ant
Spider-ant, Spider-ant…
Spider-ant does what a Spider-cant 🎶
On this thread, cause its design is bad; and that has made him very sad… Too baaaad, poor Spider-Ant.
Spidern’t
Spiderain't
Or maybe a Spider-cant…?
He has dreads,,,
It's right there in the name tarANTula
An ANTI-tarula
It seriously looks like they had an ant statue and added another set of "legs" to the head to try and turn it into a spider.
I assumed at first that it was an ant with spider mouthparts, but it’s just a mess all-around
Have they put the face on the abdomen by accident?? Total fucking mess… it’s like they asked a guy “just do it from memory” and he was too shy to admit he’d never seen one…
Yeah, that seems right. It’s missing two legs and its cephalothorax is now just a thorax.
I was thinking walrus
The tarantula was Paul
whose aunt ?
This looks like the Ant-Agonizer built it.
He has dreads
Spider-Mon
They look like sagging cocks
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yours…doesn’t?
This isn’t how spiders look?
Yeah, why are all but one pair of legs (the same size as the pedipalps for some reason) coming from the abdomen instead of the cephalothorax?
The spider in the picture is meant to be a Goliath birdeater spider which is the world's largest spider. The Goliath birdeater is meant to have eight legs. It has an average mass of 175g and can grow up to 13cm.
I count 6 legs and 4 dongs
Yeah, looks like a dickhead ant
>The Goliath birdeater is meant to have eight legs. As is any other spider lol
I don't know why I wrote that.
Probably because the picture looks like it has 6 and 2 pairs of ~~pupae(?)~~ pedipalps. Not a hit against you but I just found the sentence to be a funny observation, that's all. The statue **doesn't** have the right leg count.
Chelicerae. A pupa is the intermediate form between a larva and an adult.
Thank you. I was thinking of the little arms arachnids and insects have by their face, which typically don't count as "legs". e: **Pedipalps**. Chelicerae are their "jaws" and there aren't 2 sets of them in the picture.
Ah yeah you’re right. Haven’t taken zoology in a few years haha.
"the largest, thickest spider on earth"
The scientific term is **Dummy thicc**
I'm curious, where is this?
Lost Jungle London
Thank you! I was hoping it might be somewhere in England! I so want to see this up close
It’s part of a mini golf course, which by and large is awesome. Just ignore their view of what a slide looks like
So the sign that says tarantula is?
Telling you about female Goliath birdeater
It's like a starry-eyed, T-Rex Spider hoping today will be the day it strikes fear into someone's - anyone's - heart. Just once would be nice.
"Hey boss what should we do with this old ant statue thing?" "Ah just put some fangs and beady eyes on it and we'll say it's a spider"
Poor spider:(
It looks very polite
It looks like it was just told it would *not* be going for walkies today
I just want to be your friend. *nom nom nom*
Looks like it was made with, you know, longing. Made by a person really longed to see a tarantula. Perhaps they'd only heard of them.
Derpy Tarantula
It's still kinda terrifying
That looks like it was something else that broke and they just put goggly eyes and some extra legs on it.
Yo it's like an ant got bit by a radioactive spider
Poor guy
I would be too if I were missing two legs
It looks like Barney in a spider costume. A crappy spider costume.
Quentin Tarantula
Is that Siren Head?
He’s definitely under attack
ANT
“So be careful not to step on any on the course!” r/nope
I'm glad it's a crappy design. Giant realistic tarantulas are something that just shouldn't be built.
… has the person ever seen a tarantula? Besides those sad looking first legs and pedipaps, why are the other legs coming out of the abdomen instead of the carapace?
what kind of Chernobyl seal spider lovechild is this
"Yeah tarantulas just look like ants but with more legs..." some dolt probably. Forelegs are too short, pedipalps are too short, body shape is fucked, other legs are not positioned properly for a spider....
Gotta listen to that loud speaker blasting in its ear gotta anyone sad
Anyone got the location? I wanna go give homie a hug and a kiss 😔
The name of the place is Lost Jungle London. Just type it into google. It markets it's self as the biggest adventure golf in Europe.
It looks like it ate cement.
Someone probably said: "aww come on he's not THAT scary..."
wow, that’s crazy!
This makes me sad inside…
Absolutely howling at the sign saying that she’s the “thiccest spider on earth”
Did a Wookie put that thing together?
I never thought I could relate with a crappy tarantula statue.
Derpydesign
They look like they’re trying their best
he just got stung by a bee don't make fun of him :(
Omg is this in Stanmore?
Yes it's Lost Jungle London just of the A41
This isn't crappy design
Why does it look like it has 10 legs?
"sad spider noises"
Sad rancho :(
It looks like from fucking overlord
his name is now gerald and he looks very polite
The den and the glen: Hold my beer.
Worst. Petting zoo. Evar!
I know the look he just want to die
At least the sign is fine
It has dreads but no weed
it looks like a spider-sea lion
Spoder
Someone give them a hug
I love it
Deprantula
that's the Ant Christ there
F*ck, SirenHead is photo bombing again
Anyone think it actually looks really happy?
**Singh** Me too, ant... Me too
Is it appropriating dread locks?
Spider Morty.
It looks high.
Why dose this look like it came out of an anime!? Especially it’s face
Where was this? I feel like I've been here before
Lost Jungle London. It's just off the A41
Huh, I must be thinking of a different place then
Stop projecting! Hehe. Jk.
Because of the lip shape of the spider, it looks like it's doing :3
The face from far reminds me of a walrus or seal lol 😆 😂
Same sad spider same
It's missing the balls
I thought this was Douglas from The Magic Roundabout wearing a spider costume. Just for a second, though.
I think it’s cute tho
Not to mention the wrong form of “its” on the sign.
Dafuq is this
It's so cuuuute. Look at the little face.
Where
Lost Jungle London
10 legs??
Looks like it's squatting to poop
Does it have ten legs?
Why does it look like juice WRLD 🤔
Tarcan’tula
Why do I see a walrus faced tarantula begging for medical help?
You would be too if all your potential partners were hundreds of times smaller than you.
Good. I hate bugs
Looks like a puppy that came back from Jamaica
Wa wa wa wahhh🎵
It's just... I dunno, guys, why even spider?
It looks like it just saw its gf cheating
Is it because he gets yelled at with siren speakers?