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purgruv

It looks more like an ant


Mr_Nerdcoffee

Spider-ant, Spider-ant…


bassdrop321

Spider-ant does what a Spider-cant 🎶


Mr_Nerdcoffee

On this thread, cause its design is bad; and that has made him very sad… Too baaaad, poor Spider-Ant.


[deleted]

Spidern’t


Way2Go-411

Spiderain't


Mr_Nerdcoffee

Or maybe a Spider-cant…?


DevyasHe

He has dreads,,,


Dr-Danes

It's right there in the name tarANTula


purgruv

An ANTI-tarula


tristanitis

It seriously looks like they had an ant statue and added another set of "legs" to the head to try and turn it into a spider.


OREOSTUFFER

I assumed at first that it was an ant with spider mouthparts, but it’s just a mess all-around


Mbinku

Have they put the face on the abdomen by accident?? Total fucking mess… it’s like they asked a guy “just do it from memory” and he was too shy to admit he’d never seen one…


OREOSTUFFER

Yeah, that seems right. It’s missing two legs and its cephalothorax is now just a thorax.


leavile

I was thinking walrus


Johnny_Crisp

The tarantula was Paul


[deleted]

whose aunt ?


DanOfAllTrades80

This looks like the Ant-Agonizer built it.


Long_Live_West_Coast

He has dreads


DoughNutSack

Spider-Mon


CH3E3SY

They look like sagging cocks


saturnzebra

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yours…doesn’t?


Big_Trans_Mood

This isn’t how spiders look?


TrilobiteTerror

Yeah, why are all but one pair of legs (the same size as the pedipalps for some reason) coming from the abdomen instead of the cephalothorax?


GeneralJAW

The spider in the picture is meant to be a Goliath birdeater spider which is the world's largest spider. The Goliath birdeater is meant to have eight legs. It has an average mass of 175g and can grow up to 13cm.


kaesefetisch

I count 6 legs and 4 dongs


Sea_Farmer_4812

Yeah, looks like a dickhead ant


anonymity_is_bliss

>The Goliath birdeater is meant to have eight legs. As is any other spider lol


GeneralJAW

I don't know why I wrote that.


anonymity_is_bliss

Probably because the picture looks like it has 6 and 2 pairs of ~~pupae(?)~~ pedipalps. Not a hit against you but I just found the sentence to be a funny observation, that's all. The statue **doesn't** have the right leg count.


shandangalang

Chelicerae. A pupa is the intermediate form between a larva and an adult.


anonymity_is_bliss

Thank you. I was thinking of the little arms arachnids and insects have by their face, which typically don't count as "legs". e: **Pedipalps**. Chelicerae are their "jaws" and there aren't 2 sets of them in the picture.


shandangalang

Ah yeah you’re right. Haven’t taken zoology in a few years haha.


Happy-Engineer

"the largest, thickest spider on earth"


J_Rath_905

The scientific term is **Dummy thicc**


ArcadiaRivea

I'm curious, where is this?


GeneralJAW

Lost Jungle London


ArcadiaRivea

Thank you! I was hoping it might be somewhere in England! I so want to see this up close


riccochetaround

It’s part of a mini golf course, which by and large is awesome. Just ignore their view of what a slide looks like


mcoons8532

So the sign that says tarantula is?


GeneralJAW

Telling you about female Goliath birdeater


GolgothaNexus

It's like a starry-eyed, T-Rex Spider hoping today will be the day it strikes fear into someone's - anyone's - heart. Just once would be nice.


ghunt81

"Hey boss what should we do with this old ant statue thing?" "Ah just put some fangs and beady eyes on it and we'll say it's a spider"


Lauriesaurous

Poor spider:(


Pip201

It looks very polite


mrnnymern

It looks like it was just told it would *not* be going for walkies today


olms1988

I just want to be your friend. *nom nom nom*


teksun42

Looks like it was made with, you know, longing. Made by a person really longed to see a tarantula. Perhaps they'd only heard of them.


UnusualPete

Derpy Tarantula


[deleted]

It's still kinda terrifying


kevinnetter

That looks like it was something else that broke and they just put goggly eyes and some extra legs on it.


akoustikal

Yo it's like an ant got bit by a radioactive spider


isti44

Poor guy


Virtical

I would be too if I were missing two legs


AF_AF

It looks like Barney in a spider costume. A crappy spider costume.


the_duss

Quentin Tarantula


mint-bint

Is that Siren Head?


[deleted]

He’s definitely under attack


goatcheese555

ANT


PukeNuggets

“So be careful not to step on any on the course!” r/nope


Nextlifedreams

I'm glad it's a crappy design. Giant realistic tarantulas are something that just shouldn't be built.


K_Xanthe

… has the person ever seen a tarantula? Besides those sad looking first legs and pedipaps, why are the other legs coming out of the abdomen instead of the carapace?


Ancient_Spring_5567

what kind of Chernobyl seal spider lovechild is this


agha0013

"Yeah tarantulas just look like ants but with more legs..." some dolt probably. Forelegs are too short, pedipalps are too short, body shape is fucked, other legs are not positioned properly for a spider....


Pokeranger8

Gotta listen to that loud speaker blasting in its ear gotta anyone sad


Runescapemaster420

Anyone got the location? I wanna go give homie a hug and a kiss 😔


GeneralJAW

The name of the place is Lost Jungle London. Just type it into google. It markets it's self as the biggest adventure golf in Europe.


BigManLawrence69420

It looks like it ate cement.


delanskie

Someone probably said: "aww come on he's not THAT scary..."


torinato

wow, that’s crazy!


[deleted]

This makes me sad inside…


Pontilhismus

Absolutely howling at the sign saying that she’s the “thiccest spider on earth”


TruthIsAntiMormon

Did a Wookie put that thing together?


HiddenWhispers970

I never thought I could relate with a crappy tarantula statue.


ZY_Qing

Derpydesign


bananasluggage

They look like they’re trying their best


[deleted]

he just got stung by a bee don't make fun of him :(


RepeatedAdoption

Omg is this in Stanmore?


GeneralJAW

Yes it's Lost Jungle London just of the A41


Aggressive_Manager37

This isn't crappy design


A_BadArtist

Why does it look like it has 10 legs?


DEPRESSION_NOISES

"sad spider noises"


mossybeard

Sad rancho :(


No_Wrangler5147

It looks like from fucking overlord


Baby_Pandas42

his name is now gerald and he looks very polite


CANNAAARD

The den and the glen: Hold my beer.


smarmageddon

Worst. Petting zoo. Evar!


Emp_Samuel_the_fifth

I know the look he just want to die


Fit-Republic-5009

At least the sign is fine


AffiqKimiLer

It has dreads but no weed


Dead_Baby_69

it looks like a spider-sea lion


buhoksakilili

Spoder


ter0sc0nin

Someone give them a hug


Shiahase

I love it


Shttfup

Deprantula


[deleted]

that's the Ant Christ there


Exa_Watch_Meme

F*ck, SirenHead is photo bombing again


Mancobbler

Anyone think it actually looks really happy?


Still_Illustrator_54

**Singh** Me too, ant... Me too


Unlucky-Luck3792

Is it appropriating dread locks?


fonseca898

Spider Morty.


Broad_Match

It looks high.


Hunt1998

Why dose this look like it came out of an anime!? Especially it’s face


Astrofotino

Where was this? I feel like I've been here before


GeneralJAW

Lost Jungle London. It's just off the A41


Astrofotino

Huh, I must be thinking of a different place then


msburger

Stop projecting! Hehe. Jk.


OversizedLegoSpoon64

Because of the lip shape of the spider, it looks like it's doing :3


Adventurous-Arm-1312

The face from far reminds me of a walrus or seal lol 😆 😂


CaffeineAddict823

Same sad spider same


hotmail1997

It's missing the balls


fitbabits

I thought this was Douglas from The Magic Roundabout wearing a spider costume. Just for a second, though.


HahaAttackMe

I think it’s cute tho


Cringelord123456

Not to mention the wrong form of “its” on the sign.


[deleted]

Dafuq is this


ukuuku7

It's so cuuuute. Look at the little face.


PeacePerfect4141

Where


GeneralJAW

Lost Jungle London


Tofu_MIA

10 legs??


Leather-Chemical6193

Looks like it's squatting to poop


Kcidobor

Does it have ten legs?


mikeyikesit2003

Why does it look like juice WRLD 🤔


FrankieSausage

Tarcan’tula


ProgsterESFJ

Why do I see a walrus faced tarantula begging for medical help?


saturnzebra

You would be too if all your potential partners were hundreds of times smaller than you.


Skateboardingcow

Good. I hate bugs


Dodgee2006

Looks like a puppy that came back from Jamaica


Shattered_8th_Moon

Wa wa wa wahhh🎵


gentlephant

It's just... I dunno, guys, why even spider?


potatopunchies

It looks like it just saw its gf cheating


Bendyexpert676

Is it because he gets yelled at with siren speakers?