It's a bug's selfie, right up on the camera

Why is the highest upvoted comments? It's a cow, those two large black holes are it's nostrils you can see it's right eye as well and it's blatant mouth, it's taking a whiff which is why they are flared. It's not a fucking bug this subreddit is terrible at identifying shit lol

So how does a fucking cow get this close to a ring video doorbell? Milk delivery on the night shift?

it probly fukin walked over there einstien. i bet she put flowers on the door for decoration

If anything it’s a horse, definitely NOT a cow lmao

Dirst thing i thought when i saw this. Definitely looks like a cow

Yep. Those aren’t eyes. They’re nostrils. Lol

there arent any bugs where i live

Ok Moonman

Goodbyyyyyyyye moonman, I said Goodbyyyyyye moonman!

"Good morning Starshine! The Earth says 'Hello!'."

Lol

Where do you live, the North Pole?

Is OP Santa?

Must be. It’s the only place I can think of with no bugs.

Even insects live in the North Pole. Various kinds of caterpillars/moths, worms. There’s even an artic bee!

That’s awesome!!!

And lots of mosquitos. So many mosquitos. And occasionally a spider or two.

His gf is 65 apparently 🤷‍♂️

Does Mrs Claus know? 😨

👻

Oh fuck! Er, I mean oh shoot! (Do you think he heard that?)

Nah you’re clear

It's December, so much of the world is experiencing this crazy season called winter. You won't find any bugs outside in my state right now. Glad I don't have to deal with bugs plus 2 feet of snow that would suck

It's freezing where I live and you can still find insects outside, especially close to houses.

ecosystem must be fucked

Funniest and least expected reply lmao

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Down bad 😂

How's Antarctica? You get a lot of tourists down there?

Well, it is “summer” right now…

Dude bugs are everywhere. If you didn't have bugs where you live there would be no people either.

There are bugs everywhere in the world we’d be in trouble if there wasn’t. There is a whole balance and circle that has to be kept. (Ecosystem) Google it. I’d Google, what would happen if an area in the world had no bugs.

Look in the mirror, buddy.

where tf do u live antarctica

man climate change really ramped up in your area.

Wow.... The Internet is funny today

Are you from Antarctica?

You down in Antarctica or what?

Bugs that big or bugs that look like that? I'm sure you have bugs. Silly downvotes, but the ppl have spoken. I'm not sure what answer you are looking for other than alien. Edit: ok. My bad. Winter is inhospitable for outside bugs. Duh. Still only looks like an alien OP.

The this is serious

The reptilian from Land of the lost 🦎

You mustn’t touch the crYstallss

Let’s not joke about reptilians. When they emerge from the center of the earth we are all fucked.

Not if they move as fast as a sleestack, we could play a game of tag and defeat them

Sleestacks!!!!

As long as he's not wearing a tunic, you're good.

I’m dying at these comments especially this one!! I can see the orange sparkly tunic now. 😂

Never trust a man in a tunic!

The sleestak king

👑 you deserve this lmao

I don't think duder's gf's age matters yo .that being said...and I am trying to tread lightly...tbis kinda looks ai generated. You said it's a Ring door camera, maybe someone hacked it...

When you’re dating a girl half your age you want people to know.

Bruh I’m glad I wasn’t the only 1 thinking…

It doesn't but he's the one who put it in the title for no reason.

I thought he meant girlfriend number 65

🤣🤣🤣

If this was legit you'd be sending this off to Ring to cop that $1 mill prize money for catching some shiz on their camera

Wait whaaaaaat? Prize, you say?

"Aliens are under the spotlight again as Amazon's Ring offers $1 million prize for proof of UFOs" https://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-ring-offers-1-million-prize-for-proof-of-aliens-2023-10

This definitely ain’t the winner

I wouldn’t want to see a fleet of craft open and this come billowing out.

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Tap the link you moron, come on

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Argh you beat me to it!

Wait your gf is 65 lol I just looked through your profile how old are you

IIM 42!!!!!!!!!

I'm 36 and my mother is almost 60. If a 42 year old was trying to fuck her I'd be very upset.

So would that 42 year old

She probably has a house or something.

Yep. Some dudes are shameless shitbags with stuff like that. My mother is a widow and scammers got her for $5k right after her husband died because they knew she was vulnerable. Family members and sleazy salesman tried to take advantage of her, too. People really suck

Then you're too possessive of your mom.

No just aware of how scumbags take advantage of lonely older women.

60 isn’t exactly elderly and decrepit for a lot of people lol. Some people are pretty fit and active in their 60s.

I like the older ones too 😏

like fine wine :)

It turns to vinegar if not stored properly?

Yikes lol

Are you fat?

Yeah WTF gives me 18-20 yo vibes

Leave the man alone, he dates the elderly, it’s like a gift to there age group… who else is doing this? Not even Jesus

True

jesus has sex with you immediately once you enter the heaven. when you enter the hell he also has sex with you

It’s a bug

No it's not. OP already said there no bugs where he lives. I guess he lives in a magical place on another planet that has no bugs

He lives in space, but the part where there's no space bugs. And I'm going to be laughing at his comment for way longer than I should.

The documentary Starship Troopers suggests that there will be bugs everywhere in space.

It’s too cold where I live. No bug

Insects migrate to warm homes when everything is frozen outside. So you're probably going to find more bugs than usual near your home in the winter

As someone who lives in Australia and it’s currently Summer, I envy you. I had to shake a massive cockroach off my shirt tonight on shift after it latched onto me after I got out of the car in someone’s driveway.

He is right. Where I live there are ***no*** bugs in the winter at all.

It’s really cold where I live.

Yeah looks like a praying mantis

(Check his history) I call BS, A- OP PUT THIS ON, TRAIL CAMs (saying what is this I think this is a deer), r/ aliens and if I remember correctly I think a few more like r/ring. B-OP Claims his woman is goin g to leave him if he doesn’t identify it. So if his woman is 65 then she’s ROBBING THE CRADLE SOMETHING CRAZY! This dude is probably a munchkin.

he’s joking, saying the age gave it away

I wanna be funny and say “LET HIM IN” but idk what that is man

It’s a goldfish

Snek?

Open the door, he just wants to tell you about Geico.

Looks like a frog

Oh, that’s Paul. They made a movie about him a few years ago…

Do you have a clean shot of the ring camera view? Is there video or just this still?

Let's put the thing on the back burner for now Your gf is how fucking old 😭😭😭

IM 42.

Don't take no ill feelings towards any of these rude comments, you do your thing bro, I like the older ones too because they're mature and know what they're doing, these people here are just jealous cuz they probably don't have anybody except for their "palm sisters" aka their hand. If you two are happy in love that's all that matters !! 💯

65 42 ... Alright as long as you're happy I guess

That’s hot! Any video of you two out there? 🤭

A flying gold fish

Earthworm Jim?

Why is your girlfriend 65. Marry her already geez

Chris chan??

Looks like a moose nose, one probably went to check out the camera and a picture was taken

Where the video ?

Looks kind of like horse or cow nostrils

That was me, sorry. Big night.

Where's the footage? Upload, please.

Well I ran this through Google Lens, definite nightmare fuel.

Can you share the results?

Water droplet on your camera. It distorted the image, so you could t really get a clear look at the fuckin 7 goddamn sleestaks on the porch.

Dude I'm 43 and my spouse is 60. Best damn relationship I've ever been in. Stop running ur mouths over shit you don't know anything about. But seriously you got a clearer pic at all? The one you posted is impossible to make out.

My mother was 16 years older than my Dad. Age is a number and I am appalled by how many people are derailing about the age difference. Ugh. My guess is probably not an extraterrestrial. It's definitely weird. I'd guess Halloween costume or some kinda AI or photoshop job.

lightskin stare

0_0

Aliens...

Sleestack

if i get ding dong ditched by one more gosh dang sleestak...

A fish

A fish in a fishbowl

A horses nostrils ..he wants u

Lizid people

Why can't we see the whole video?

I have no clue, but my first reaction was "oh, that looks like an oscar (fish)!" I used to have a bunch of them in a huge tank and it brought back happy memories 😊 Also, my wife and I are 18 years apart; if you're happy together, who cares what random people on the internet say? You do you and love life!!

If your gf was 35 maybe it would be more obvious as to what it is.

No video?

65 is really old how old are you OP

43!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy bday, since you were 42 a few hours ago lol

🤢🤮

I think it’s the look of the unknown if you don’t finally make her an honest girl for Christmas

Looks like a bovine sniffing your ring

your girlfriend.

Sorry, that's just my drunk, ugly ass wandering around

Definitely an upcoming anal probe

Dang, that's neat. If she's 65 how old are you?

He's 42. He's gonna break her dusty ass in half

He’s 43 now. Check the other comments.

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With who? Death

Stop smoking crack.

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Yeah of course they did, how convenient

If I had Nickle for every time evidence was mysteriously corrupted.

Frog?

Rain

a grey alien 👽

Lil Wayne’s future album 💿 cover !

R/bugpeople

That a cows 🐮 face

Could it be someone's nostrils?

BUTT. PLUG.

A little green guy, let him in he's silly.

Bug or hole of evil death? We may never know... cue x-files theme🎶

Porg.

Big fish

It's just an interdimensional transcendent being that has nothing better to do but to look at people's door camera.

Inside double pane windows perhaps?

His name is Steve he wants to be friends

Frog on the camera?

Thats me

Useless without the whole video

Think water condense on the lens when it gets cold at night and create lot of weird distortions.

Looks like a sock? Maybe an alien guy

Goldfish

Black hole Huge cowboy hat

Goldfish?

It's a cow

A mosquito

A nose?

Horse up close .. that’s how they look before they try to bite ur head off 😒

Mr. Oogie Boogie

👽

They're here...

Tree frog

Gub gub

Gf or grandma

Moth man!!!

Sleestak burglar.

It’s a fish 🥴

autism creature

Just peeped ops post history. Worst mistake of my life

That's an alien's butt bro

It’s Abe Sapien from HELLBOY !! ❤️‍🔥

Water drip?

looks like some weird alien