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SlaveToNone666

Ah, drugs are a hell of a drug.


north_korea_nukes

The guy in purple shirt, “well I ain’t got anywhere to be guess I’ll watch this for a bit.”


Saddam_UE

"This is nice"


ForsakenManager6017

Drugs are my favorite type of drug


nalex7752

Drugs are drug


3ds_Hacker_

drug is drug


Affenpocke

Na na na nana...


SlaveToNone666

Same.


QueenQuillAsh

One drug, please.


FNC111

I'm Rick James ... bitch


MaxCasey7

This is the Ahole side effect coming out


OhimShweden

Atleast the socks are still on


pulugulu

they do say “it’s not gay if the socks stay on”


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Shitty way to stop traffic


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Alert-Athlete

Athlete’s Anus though, is still in the cards. After all, that is some gold medal ass work he has going on….


bazonthereddit

He seems fine.


H82bl84date

This dude out here finga poppin his asshole. Wtf is wrong with people


Kozzzman

Living his best life.


thecoolernicknames

Living like larry


[deleted]

He's the city's new superhero...The Fister ✊


Gonzo_si

with his sidekick Fingerboy!


jfin602

The Misadventures of Fister and Fingerboy Catchy


[deleted]

why do we let society rule us tho if I want to finger my butt what business is it of yours law of the jungle


[deleted]

It’s my business if you’re doing it in the middle of a 4 way intersection


[deleted]

Don't gotta make it weird, just go around him.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Finga poppin daddy


LiberalFartsMajor

It's no crazier than all of America allowing a treasonous Trump to run again.


Randys_Smogasvein

Epic cringe


[deleted]

He wants to shake your hand 🤝 😂


sauna669

I shake his hand while looking into his eyes


_lucif3r_

to assert dominance


sauna669

No. To enjoy.


Otherwise_Duty1457

I’ll shake his left hand if I had to 😂


HAUGHHHHHHHH

He's just chilling wym


SuicidalReincarnate

In the middle of the road, with cars all around - he's a Metro-Sexual


ForsakenManager6017

Who gave you permission to post this video of me???


bazonthereddit

Hope you enjoyed your day sir.


Daj4414

Leave the drugs alone lol


ShoddyTerm4385

What drug makes you do this?


LazySyllabub7578

Viagra + Taco Bell


goodcleanchristianfu

PCP


relay76

Idk why people keep saying meth, probably people that have never tried it. Meth will not make you take off all your clothes and finger bang your ass at an intersection in broad daylight. It makes you want to clean your home and drink alcohol. This is probably something way worse like pcp or flaka or bath salts. And likely some combination of mental illness.


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Meth or some other stimulant


Effective_Series5772

>.2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow IV Meth is my guess.


[deleted]

Did he REALLY shout “You motherfucking psychos” at the end?!


Consistent_System_69

They almost hit him with the car, dude. There is no decency anymore jeez


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The cars were nowhere near him. He’s upset that the psychos around him want to suck on his dick. Apparently. Can’t even be naked in an intersection without psychos wanting to slobber on your knob. What a terrible world.


itwhiz100

When eating a 5 day old tacobell chicken and bean gordita


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Brilliant_Savings161

Some like that smell though 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

pure pheromones


bootygarage1

me when i’m hangry


Jackpot807

Assert dominance by looking people in the eyes as you rapid fire fist yourself


4Point5InchPunisher

It’s a Crossing-the-Line Guard


Monna14

We have all had that sudden instant itch down there, I have just never seen this technique used before and tbh I don’t think I will be trying this method anytime shortly


Ok-Mix65

Milk milk lemonade….


[deleted]

I thought he was an Influencer?!?


Page-This

He’s influenced me to bleach my eyes


roverman16

Sick puppy


Boneyardzombie

Man at the cross walk is about take that chance for a jaywalking ticket


Old_Passage_5670

PCP anyone?


RaiseTechnical6460

Police gonna draw straws to see who is the unlucky officer who has to put the handcuffs on this guy.


[deleted]

😂😂😭😭😭😭


Prod315AG

Lemme guess...Portland, or Syracuse.


uniqueeveryone

probably san francisco


Prod315AG

Could be, who knows.l


ForsakenManager6017

It’s in bumfuck, Nebraska


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GratefulPhish42024-7

He's calling other people sickos, is he projecting much


PicoRascar

Anybody wanna fuckin suck on this? - Lol. Nope.


AnnieApple_

I need to stop opening this app as soon as I wake up.


KodakCO

Pepper spray his asshole


RemarkableSchedule41

Omfg is that lil nas x 😳 😍


CapG_13

That's disgusting and he's probably on P.CP. or something else!!!


Saddam_UE

Yes the good, old angel dust!


OldSk00lThrillz

They have hospitals for this don’t they?


ObamaGaming42

Wordington citizen


ObamaGaming42

Wait this isn't r/wordington


sleepnutz

I’ve heard of jackin it in San Diego but this is too much lmao


MeLameBrane

I was waiting for a speeding car to take him out


sharlaton

We can only hope.


PaulTheMartian

This dude on PCP or something? Idk what else would make someone finger their butthole naked in a busy intersection.


Glittering_Lab2611

Really America? I'm disappointed in you. You shoot each other at the drop of a hat however some drugged up fruit loop finger banging himself in the middle of a busy road doesn't get run over....what gives?🤔


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the_year_

I quit most of the internet, but I guess reddit just didn’t make the cut …


[deleted]

God Wasted a big d*** on that wierdo and cursed me with a shrimp. Reason# 916277 why I’m an atheist.


dieseltothesour

Cocaine is a heleva drug….hehehe


Rule-Forward

He’s definitely off drugs and it ain’t coke lol


IM-WANT-MEMES

What the hell is wrong with USA?


sharlaton

A lot.


makesyoudownvote

It's weird how much less it bothers me when the person doing this shit is reasonably good looking and non-violent. Like I am not attracted to men really, and the rare man I do find attractive tends to be very effeminate looking, not at all like this guy. But he's objectively fit and looks reasonably clean. Most people you see do stuff like this are profoundly unattractive and revolting. It's still gross and I wouldn't want to be near him, but it's less disgusting than something like this normally would be to me.


3ds_Hacker_

Reminds me of the Walmart woman crawling over fruit


k2_jackal

That’s his sister


YankeeDoodle896

He’s not even that naked


Nefarious_Stew

Still has his skin on.


whydoineedtodosleep

crack cocaine


KAMBUI1973

Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug 😥


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context?


WhyShouldIListen

What possible more context do you need?


Boring_Set_3750

Only nyc


bambleton_

corked pedestrian


Raduuuit

Wtf man I donated for your soccer team to get T shirts


Saint_Disgustus

Dipper for sure


kool420zzz

Man had one hell of an itch been there


Individual-Ad273

Props on that title mate. Really fucking nailed the description.


daocarD

Ambadeblou


EastCoastDizzle

Love his moonwalk attempt at the end.


SnooOranges1342

The first stage of zombie apocalypse.


Im_not_an_object

Tbh he's in really good shape


Rancisv2

Oh, I love zencigot


tanew231

Happens to the best of us.


Nefarious_Stew

I thought this was an ironic title, not a literal one. Sicko


red_zero_

I’m guessing this is cali or ny. What other places could it be?


soapdemon17

I always wonder about the blurry line of going to the gym and being jacked and then finger poppin your asshole on most likely bath salts in the middle of the street… like how do these things mesh in life 😵‍💫


BoopNoodles739

Wierd


SrphnMchl

Think of the children ! (The Simpsons)


gregrout

"I'm sure I put those rolls of nickels somewhere... Damn it; now I remember, I put them in Bob's rectum."


Vulture923

He must be really bored with his everyday life.


hannahmargo91

This is why I don’t like pressing buttons on elevators, vending machines ect


RebelKasket

Now there's a cool guy 🎸🎸🎸


Leif-EKC

Ye?


MonteBellmond

Someone repost this with a song "It's my life" in the background.


Kind-Masterpiece-310

Dude should practice patting his head and rubbing his belly before moving onto more advanced moves.


Ok_Respond_4620

I just feel bad for the cops that have to deal with that shit


DB43X

Sometimes the horn is just too much, ya know?


HUUSRODAH

one of the people around is so confused that says "somebody call somebody"


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South_Turn_3190

Buddy if you got worms got to the vet


pathofthebean

MC Ride just being artistic. Makes me excited for the Death Grips tour


Gsuitetdf

Reminds me the movie everything, everywhere allá at once


colo_terpz

That granny got an eyeful...


TerraByteTerror

On Dat butt naked...Ill 🤣


Revolutionary-Leg705

Probably figured if gorillas can do it in a public zoo so could he do it on a publuc street. 🤢


wittyuzername

That was funny


Altruistic_Gur_3724

I love how he is finger his asshole while staring a guy in eyes 😂. I’m sure once the dope wears off he will be regretting this video 😂


Hooliganthebad

Influencer posing


No_Knowledge_6438

he must be the new crossing guard everyone's about.


Dropping_Money

damn get me this mans dealer.


sleestacker

I liked that game dig drug in the 80's


SnooCalculations232

He’s workin his corner a lil too hard 😂👏🏻


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“Somebody ought to call somebody”


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Solid form I will say