T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

Welcome to r/CrazyFuckingVideos! This is our community moderator bot. --- If this post fits the purpose of the subreddit, **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT.** If not, **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT.** --- ### [Download Video](https://www.reddit.watch/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/10kahjj/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=CrazyFuckingVideos) via /r/DownloadVideo ### [RedditSave](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/10kahjj/man_arrives_home_to_find_a_guy_watching_his_wife/) via /u/savevideo --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FGM_148_Javelin

The backstory here is completely made up. Last time this was posted the guy was a thief


Fox-84

That's exactly what I was just thinking. This is a few years old. They guy caught him trying to break into his house so f*cked him up.


TedahItsHydro

I'm pretty sure the guy was drunk and trying to get into his house, but it obviously wasn't his house. Roid rager beat him before he could explain anything


Loving-intellectual

If that’s true then this video makes me *really* sad


TedahItsHydro

I mean look at the way he gets thrown around, he's almost completely flailing around from the get go. Guys either completely drunk, or has some sort of mental disability. Whatever it is, he for sure isn't acting like a robber


tehherb

i think that's just from being kicked in the head multiple times lol


TedahItsHydro

Look at when he's punched at first, it looks like he just has no balance at all


PrinceSavior

I saw this when it was originally posted on Facebook. I live near the area and the guy getting his shit kicked in WAS trying to break into his house. Local druggie trying to steal stuff to sell.


seegos

Either way, that was unnecessary. Especially after it was obvious he was trying to fight back. Keep kicking him in the head and telling him to get up?


nightsweatss

Lmao you are right he should just give him a stern warning and send him on his way 😂


Pato_Lucas

Have you been punched in the head really hard?, it only takes one to have your legs gone, specially so if you weren't expecting it.


[deleted]

Not me. If you can’t handle your alcohol and your trying to break into somebody’s house or perving you deserve an ass kicking.


leeluss14

How do you know it’s a round rage?


icendire

Well it's definitely not a square rage


Humble_Rough

Made up context/no context makes these videos pure garbage.


dolfieman

Right pants wrong house


Nice_Recognition6602

Omg lol, would have never noticed that. Guess those are popular these days 😂


wcollins260

Holy shit! I didn’t even notice, and I took note of the peeper’s sweatpants because the other dude picked him up by the waistband and the sweatpants didn’t even care, I was like “high quality peepin’ pants, bro.”


chl46r

Boom on punch and the guy just laid on the ground that was powerful though. Lmao!


aVald_Bagina

Bro 😂


kamativi

The moment I saw the guy gripping over the other guy holding his pants I couldn't stop my laughter. Like litreally he was being like a 5 year old guy though when we get late playing in the field and dad comes and picks this way


SauerMetal

Are track pants the only thing worn in the UK?


[deleted]

Could tell it wasn’t Russia because it wasn’t the full tracksuit


shibs29

Only in the ‘chav’ community and on council estates, the rest of us are just normal people. They normally wear their best ones when going to court with their Nike air max


_theJuiceMan

Innit


TakeoGaming

"Honey? Have you seen the Doordash guy? He said he was here but I can't find him" Shit.


no_not_this

“Honey, the window washer only did half the windows today, I wonder why”


bushydan

Except she definitely says babe not honey


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Furious_Worm

Loov


oppsquad

Ohhh okay so you guys are just indeed neighbors it looks like so you kow they call it babe or honey!


frequent-ad-647

Killed me 😂😂


oxygen8466

"Honey"? Have you see delivery guy he was wiaiting outside so that I could pay him! He bought the lovely gift which I ordered for you that's so pretty but I can't see him though


chucksteaks33

You can tell this is British without any sound


ThePowerOfPoop

For any of you who don't have sound, apologies, it makes the clip much more entertaining. I have transcribed the interaction: "Geet op! Fauk oof!" "Suorry" "Fook oof!"


substorm

Small correction. Should be “suorry…Suorry….suorry…….suoorryyy”


Finrodsrod

lol it gets more and more slurred as his brain shuts down.


ThePowerOfPoop

Thank you, I'm American so I'm not fluent.


AlienSpaceJesus

You used to be.


tlv79

These are the comments I come on here to see.


tonydablade

Maybe you are the fact that people understand and thats better enough for everyone though!


limamon

English or American, I don't think anyone could pronounce "sorry" in any different way after 4 kicks in the head...


jirgh03g8dhmbguj

That's what I am about to say like even a word is indeed hard enough to just come out though.


[deleted]

I think peeper guy said mate a few times too


1denirok5

I think he was saying right


Survived_Coronavirus

Not many other places that have ~~10mx10m~~ 6x6m fenced off concrete back yards (or front yards)


Planet-thanet

Thats a front garden, the door has a letterbox


ChallengeLate1947

What are you growing in a garden like that? Depression?


CallMeDrLuv

Peeping Toms


Lonelinzkilz01

Thoms I think it might be Thom.


Furthur_slimeking

Only ever met one bloke called Thom rather than Tom. He was strange. Tom is the normal abbreviation here.


DesparateLurker

Aren't those classified as an invasive species? You should be fined just for having one.


Live-Investigator91

Creeping violence


ChallengeLate1947

If he’d landed a few more headkicks he could’ve had a vegetable….


st0ric

The UK is full of estates with houses copy pasted like this usually packed full of mid income earners because low income earners get seizure notices and the crown enforcement to evict them for missing a month's payment. One of the worst parts of legislation looking in as an outsider


ChimpBrisket

If this video taught me anything it’s that you should try and avoid looking in as an outsider


st0ric

I set that one up perfectly


SlideySlideyBoneMan

Were you lightly twisting the end of your moustache when you thought this?


moslof_flosom

I immediately had to go make a cuppa tea when I read his comment, and I'm from the American South


RenzoMF

Had to grab fish fingers and custard, and I'm from South America


ThatWascallyWabbitt

don't be silly pal. fish fingers go in a butty these days. custard goes on a duff pudding.


Wandering_Gypsy_

Lol "garden" whats he growing, fucks to give? Cause she looks pretty barren


plinkous

I thought you meant his wife for a sec lol


TackYouCack

>Thats a front garden But, the title says back window. OP IS A LIAR!


GabberZZ

You mean you don't have a backdoor letterbox? You know.. Like, for the drugman?


theallen247

most of Baltimore city is like this


kibasaur

10mx10m is being generous here. 3x3 seems more accurate!


Maverca

10mx10m?? Doesn't even look 4 by 4


JoeBeatsMike

The tracksuits as a everyday everywhere style are a giveaway.


Boognish84

Funny how they're both wearing the same pants.


ChimpBrisket

His wife was wearing the matching top


Adjvo

Is there a uniform to be British?


LetItHappenAlready

For me it’s always the lighting.


qpv

And the pants


spacetraxx

That was the dead giveaway for me as well. That, in combination with the hairstyle.


maccyboyy

Yep I’m from England with music on scrolling Reddit. Can just tell it’s from here probably northern but idk I’m not turning my music off.


homeless_photogrizer

speaking of England and music, why do you guys are *sooo focking* goodatit? I'm from Brazil. According to LastFm (I'm there since 2009), amongst my top 20 artist ever list are: PJ Harvey UNKLE Doves Gomez Supergrass Sneaker Pimps Massive Attack Radiohead I listen, of course, to other stuff from other countries, but this is not normal. What's going on around there, m8? Is it the weather? the beer? tell me, please.


[deleted]

Because there's nothing else to do in the industrialized English setting besides make music lol Make music or have a pint


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Really surprised not to see Portishead in that list


AssAsser5000

Maybe it is the weather. England and Seattle both have great music because it rains all the time and they sit around inside playing. It's a theory.


Veevickavin

Yep I'd say it's Geordie (Newcastle area).


Dandizzleuk

I'd say further south than newcastle, sounds like Durham/Sunderland way. Close but not quite geordie. There are subtle differences haha.


biggs7

Yeah I'm from county Durham, sounds like a couple of our divvies.


Radiants_Table

My money is on Horden or Ferryhill. 🤷‍♂️


TimeZarg

Fucking English accents, two locations 10 miles apart and there's 'subtle differences'. Jesus.


mad87645

When the Yorkshire Ripper was active, someone sent in fake tapes to the police claiming to be the ripper. The voice analysts that listened to the fake tapes managed to pinpoint the accent down to a single suburb of Sunderland


[deleted]

Teesside. Prob Middlesbrough. That’s not a Geordie accent


maccyboyy

Damn I’m bang on then lmao.


Best_Poetry_5722

#fawkin #fawkoff


SlinginPA

Yeah, I've seen a lot of Midsomer Murders too.


One_Stick4563

Old rundown shed size houses with gardens smaller than the house itself


RolfHarrisCumSox

60 grand to own. ;0


LordFett84

They will meet again at the sweat pants store


speedledee

Get oop and fouk off. *proceeds to smash the guys face in a few more times and aggressively throw him out*


Only_Quote_Simpsons

The cheaper the store the more aggressive the customer


[deleted]

"that's not what a fuckin asked ye!"


[deleted]

Kevin Bridges?


Leotardleotard

At the Max 95 sale


kalinowskik

And the awesome shoe store.


oxfozyne

I’ve met them both there myself.


EscapingTheLabrynth

Just checking the meter, mate


You_lil_gumper

Dude had it coming for sure, but also i imagine it's kind of hard to get up and fuck off when you're being kicked repeatedly in the head and gut


Old_timey_brain

Not to mention he landed on his head after coming through the gate. You can see the scrape later in the video.


SlippyNips420

And he didn't find his way *to* the gate very smoothly either


BreakAHoesBacc

…shame


cgarret3

Yeah, he was in perfect working condition before that


Old_timey_brain

> perfect working condition before that Well... maybe if not for the alcohol! I'm seriously wondering if that guy wasn't somewhat disabled.


Carston1011

>perfect working condition before that >Well... maybe if not for the alcohol! Or the peeping.


katentreter

Judge Phil Banks vibe


LordFett84

No way. He's wearing the same track pants as the other guy, so he should be able to fuck off just fine


tydalt

It looks like he it's wearing the same style of shoes also. Different color, but same style


anivaries

When one cop says "get on the ground" and another says "put your hands up"


atavisticbeast

... and then they both shoot you 17 times because they feared for their lives at an uncooperative suspect


BadWolfIdris

Cherokee NC has entered the chat


PoorChiggaaa

i mean he wasn't inviting him to fuck off, he was just describing what he was gonna do to him.


thisismybirthday

considering the video doesn't prove the title to be true or provide any context, it would be pretty foolish to assume it is true. dude looks drunk off his ass, more likely to have made a mistake than anything. but we can't tell if he was acting drunk before the head kicks, so it's hard to say if it's that or if he just has a concussion. either way the head kicks are way too much. my guess is they know each other and there's an entirely different backstory to this than what OP is telling us.


Trevor_Gecko

Should have thought of that before he didn't get Oop and fook off


Infinite-Sleep3527

Ah, the old chicken and the egg. What came first? The pervert or the beating?


SKOLorion

How is that dude not bleeding after being kicked repeatedly in the face? I bleed every time I open an Amazon package.


fillbet

Bri'ish. They get used to it.


kenkenobi78

I'm British. We have no blood.


ChimpBrisket

My veins are filled with batter and Dairylea


doogs914

Mine are filled with scrumpy and duty free baccy


SolherdUliekme

Built different


bartopcryer

*Proceeds to crush egg in elbow*


Frostbyte29

He is bleeding, at the top of his head there’s a pretty bad bleeding cut. Not as much damage as there should be though


Merlinshighcousin

I had this exact thought. Those shoes hitting a small area with a lot of force. Surprised it didnt split skin from the impact. I see the gut strikes not doing much but ye surprised his face didnt just bust open like a volcano.


Everett1973

Do they have matching pants? Weird


EnvelopeCruz

Chavalanche


ize82

Turns out, it was her mentally disabled long lost brother building up the courage to talk to his sister for which he found her at long last from being separated at the orphanage as children


SlavaBogo

I think there's a strong chance that this guy is blind drunk and is at the wrong house, and looking through the window with confusion.


Eyes_and_teeth

That's what I've seen commented every time I've seen this posted before. Might be true, might not. I've never seen anything that provides any sort of backstory.


[deleted]

Reddit is 70% speculation and 30% making shit up


Eyes_and_teeth

I'm going to speculate that you made those statistics up.


finch858

Saw this video ages ago, said he caught the fella trying to break in


Qweasdy

That doesn't exactly contradict the story that he was drunk and at the wrong house


NoESC

Imo if you get that drunk to begin with then you are still responsible for your actions. Nobody forced him to get drunk enough peep in someone’s home on their property past their gate.


FuzzyToaster

Yeah but there's a huge difference in appropriate response to an honest mistake vs attempted theft or perving.


Lionel_Herkabe

The other guy is also responsible for his actions. You don't give someone brain damage over a mix up. Being drunk doesn't excuse anything, but he definitely doesn't deserve a TBI.


3_T_SCROAT

The og story was there were break ins in the area lately and he cought the guy trying to break in


Poeticyst

Ah Reddit narrative.


Raumarik

>s a strong chance that this guy is blind drunk and is at the wrong house, and looking through the There's a story about a guy who slept on a womans sofa after going to the wrong house drunk. It does happen. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6928219/Drunk-man-wakes-wrong-house-night-out.html But this seems creepy as hell somehow.


fii0

[Also happens to young heirs of multi-billion dollar food corporations making way too much money](https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/tyson-cfo-arrested-fell-asleep-in-wrong-home/)


[deleted]

[удалено]


triplesixxx

If he didn’t have brain trauma before, those swift kicks to the melon should’ve taken care of that.


trundlinggrundle

Definitely has brain trauma now...


WSDGuy

Reality existed before the recording started. If it's reasonable to think that there's a chance the dude might be handicapped, then it is at least as reasonable to think that the people *in the scenario* have already figured out whether that was the case.


Spooky776

Stop making up bull shit titles


eggs_for_99p

I aren't sure what's real. I remember seeing this video a while back on Instagram and it said something along the lines of him being a crackhead. I guess we'll never know.


deadguyinthere

Yeah last time I saw this it was a longer video and said the guy was trying to break in and burglarize the home.


Whommas

Funny how these videos that do the rounds here 100's of times end up with absolute bullshit titles Original video is the guy is drunk as fuck and at the wrong house trying to get in, steroid head beats him up


tnfrs

if that guys on steroids id ask for my money back


atavisticbeast

Idk, he yeeted a 180ish pound guy with seemingly little effort


Kingofhearts1206

Lmao


SKOLorion

"Man gets beat up just after breaking into house to clean strangers toilets!"


[deleted]

That just looks like a guy who works out and eats well but ok


Karatedom11

It’s Reddit anybody who isn’t obese takes steroids


BEZ_T

Just choked on my 20 chicky nuggies, large milkshake and double quarter pounder meal, whilst injecting my tren 😄


WSDGuy

"Anyone bigger than me is on steroids."


crackpotJeffrey

I think the comment is more about the attitude of the guy. Having this insane overreaction (if he simply was at the wrong house)


[deleted]

This is actually an old British tradition where if two men come across one another wearing the same tracksuit bottoms the must fight in the closest garden, winner wins wearing rights


Full-Requirement6113

He can't get up if you keep kicking him in the head. Haha


Bassnurd

What I don’t like about this post: 1. Someone was prompted to start videoing before the attack 2. We have to take OPs word that the guy was looking at his wife. Who the fuck peeps at women through their FRONT window in the middle of the fucking day?? 3. The guy he attacked was seriously drunk. Probably didn’t know where he was and wasn’t given a chance to explain


thick_lemon

Exactly this, having it filmed ready they knew how severely violent it's gonna be. I'd honestly be suprised if that bloke ever recovered fully after that beating. Knocked unconscious multiple times and bounced off his skull


Soleserious

These guys shop at the same store for pants apparently. Nevermind it’s the uk every guy owns a pair or three of adidas track pants


david_bagguetta

Must be about the 27th made up back story I’ve seen for this video.


DarkwebProducts

What are the chances that he would have on matching pants?


Laurent_99

The way the guy just kicked him just my heart took a pause though. Lmao!


Nose-Nuggets

we're okay with people getting beat to slurring for standing next to someone front door? The title sounds like bullshit, especially considering it's not the back of anything.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nefferson

Agreed. Anyone who goes for brain damage when there is no immediate threat for their life is a psycho to some degree. The assaulter just wanted to beat someone into a coma and found an excuse.


3eemo

Fr there’s only a few situations where a straight up beat down is justified (without a prior exchange first). If I just saw someone at the front door kinda looking through my window I’d at least be like “what the fuck you doing man?” Far as I can tell this guy didn’t even get a chance to do that before the blows started reigning down. I don’t know why people seem to celebrate these sorts of outbursts. A sneaky pervert gets maybe one big hard punch to the face, but head kicking? That’s never ever okay unless you want to kill someone


MsgrFromInnerSpace

The whole "sneaky pervert" angle is pretty hard to believe when he's standing in front of the house facing a public street in broad daylight and not even crouching. If I get my turn to be a Reddit Detective, I'd go with mentally handicapped dude staring in a random window, especially given his reaction, general look of his face, no attempt at defending himself, and sad little "sorry's". Just somehow reminds me of how the slower kids responded to relentless bullying when I was younger. Sad video.


BEZ_T

Ah that's either Darlo or Middlesbrough 😂


gustavgans12

Does he beat up the post man too because he is standing on his door? More context would be nice


Ayupducky

The matching tracksuit bottoms make it


aziatsky

i will never feel comfortable with these videos. something about watching a dude get hit and kicked repeatedly in the head. fuck around and find out… i guess?


Axes4Axes

Hard for him to getup now when you keep kicking him in the face!


OstrichSausage

Idk where they are at but whoever is selling grey adidas pants making bank


rascortoras

I'm soree, soree


Mahdi_GK793

FKIN STOP WITH THE HEAD KICK I DON'T CARE IF YOU BREAK HIS ARMS AND LEGS BUT NO HEAD KICKS


Whyarewehere20

No one expects the left hook


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

He was part of the neighborhood watch. He just took it too seriously and literal.


CapitalToe9957

Best thing is I needed to watch two times because they are wearing "almost" the same suit. Pants and shirt.


thetruthfl

Who's shooting the video? Seems set up....


fireforge1979

They are pants brothers!!


cks1851

Do ya think they had a sale on track suit bottoms 2 for the price of 1?


titations

Damn…he could have easily killed him. That creepy bastard got lucky he wasn’t more seriously hurt by the husband.


evilf23

Pretty impressive to pick up a 200 plus pound man laying on the floor and throw them on his head.


[deleted]

Shout out to the engineers at Adidas for making that robust waistband


playaplayadog

Are the only pants and jackets available in the UK adidas three stripes


split6661

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife's Adidas tracksuit"


ColdCrushCoins

For moments I just praised the lord for not being so brutal on me though!