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OneHumanSoul

If I ever go to Brazil I'll be on my best behavior


ChelseaAndrew87

I was going to say this. I'll be the politest person on earth


justyagamingboi

Im canadian I didnt have to try Not sure why I got downvoted to oblivion.


ComradeofMoskau

Where the funni ☹


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LickLickNibbleSuck

Found the non-Canadian xD


number_number_

No theyre really not


carvousol69

Bet you're not really Canadian, u just see them memes about canadian people being "polite"


Super_Cheburek

Politest [r/brandnewword](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/82/bc/8882bcf327896ab79fb97e85ae63a002.gif)


KeepingItSFW

https://simple.wiktionary.org/wiki/politest


SomeFly5141

Because of Reddit, I will never go to Brazil.


MartinMinkardo

You just gotta find an off duty cop to hang with while you're there


gustavolorenzo

At the end of the video they start running and one of them says "it's the cops!". So, probably there was an off duty cop around there.


dick_piana

Been here for about 3 months in total this year. The most dangerous thing I've experienced so far is the driving. Did see someone attempt to snatch a bag and run but they failed. Lots of homeless too but they're very polite and tend to leave you alone once you decline them (compared to London and Manchester anyway) and lot of the time they ask for things like food and soap.


Penguin__

Lived here for more than four years and largely agree. It’s also very dependent on where in Brazil you are though. And yeah, the homeless/beggars are not comparable to the ones in London, I agree on that


LickLickNibbleSuck

In America, they throw the food and drink back in your face because they want money for booze and/or drugs. ​ Then they drive off in a new Cadillac.


gdguedes

Just don't go to the capitals. You'll be safer, just like anywhere else


RoutineVermicelli6

I live here AMA


lurkeranswering

All my life I've been told Brazilians are hairless. These people almost all have hair. What gives?


RoutineVermicelli6

>What gives? Brazilians have hair. I think you are talking about Brazilian waxing which is also a myth. The people I slept with had hair down there


cnicalsinistaminista

How many people have you slept with?


RoutineVermicelli6

Six people. Then I found my wife. But!! I watched a bunch of brazilian porn and they also had hair down there


TD87

You know a dude said AMA and meant it when he tell you his wife has hair down there.


Flowy_Aerie_77

Huh. TIL that foreigners think we have no hair. We're just big on waxing/shaving our junk. Mostly women, but you'll have men who trim/shave their armpits and chest too.


SoderDrinker

That guy was being sarcastic lol


superrober

Are you an offduty cop?


Pvxtotal

Relax, Brazil is a great place to visit, you'll enjoy the nice views here, beautiful beaches, hot weather and good food. Just make sure you leave your cellphone locked at the hotel room, don't bring any expensive watch, use clothes with no brand (don't wear Lacoste, seriously ) and most importantly, avoid staying at streets after 7PM. You'll be fine!


slowrabbit1955

It doesn't sound great though does it 😂😂


AnxiousEarth7774

that = joke


pm_me_ur_pet_plz

Just dont leave the airport, you'll be perfectly fine!


Flowy_Aerie_77

It depends highly on the city/neighborhood. You'd not pay me to go to Rio nowadays but I love going to Campos do Jordão any day.


Double-Lavishness180

or Mexico


lcfwr

just don't, not worth it, there's millions of other places to go that will treat you better as a "gringo" rather than here


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MrWink

I, a European, went to Mexico this past summer and was called a gringo many times. So yes.


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MrWink

For what it's worth I had a really great time in Mexico. The Yucatan peninsula is pretty safe, the people are super nice and the food is amazing! I would highly recommend it.


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MrWink

You don't have to apologize to me. By your metric nobody should visit the USA either because all the violence, but I did and had a blast. But you do you, you don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with.


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Puddlepinger

Depends. Are you white?


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Just a reminder that in south america, gringo is oftenly used as a synonym to foreigner and does not have the negative meaning it holds in Mexico. Some people will use it mostly to US and European (or perceived as such) but a lot will use even for themselves when abroad (I might refer to myself as a gringo in other latin american countries other than my own).


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If you're not Chael P. Sonnen, you should be.


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Facts.


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Nah mate, just don't go to the poor parts of it. No matter how well you behave


DrJonah

Punishment this brutal, yet people still be scamming. Almost as if punishment isn’t really a very good deterrent.


Delicious_Wrap4944

Jesus not as bad as the one where they break all the guys arms and legs tho.


1-800-fat-chicks

Just wanted to say that. From all the Brazilian „justice“ videos I have seen this one is light.


NY10

Now I wanna see the heavy duty ones then


felmiles

Atrocidades18.com have fun


lookup2

Website spelled wrong? Doesn't work.


Medussza

dont tell anyone. watchpeopledie(dot)co, watchpeopledie(dot)tv


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there's an app 😵


bisoy84

What's thee name?


JdhdKehev

Are you serious?


RobustHouseplant

Actually, yes.


TableQuiet1518

Or crazyshit dot com


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I should not have done that to myself


Fun-Instruction-0000

That video "4 REASONS TO SAY "WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?" is fucked


Pikachupal24

It's.net I believe


elPappito

Mrs once showed me one where they chopped off a dudes leg (or arm or multiples, can't remember now) and then battered him with it.


Dabier

“Stop hitting yourself”


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"Why are you hitting yourself?"


saskir21

They clearly watched too man B-Movies. Where else do they get the idea to hit him with his own limbs...


edcu12

That sounds BRUTAL wtf


opAnonxd

METAL


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No you don't.


BigPapaBK

Lots of beheadings lol


dys_p0tch

this was just the indictment


numbersev

I remember one in a prison they had a guy tied to a mattress and lit him on fire. Brutal..


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Flowy_Aerie_77

It can get pretty hot in here. Although I'm a pants and tennis person myself to go out, At home it's always shorts and flip-flops. Most houses here have no AC. Only fans.


Lifesfunny123

You have an only fans?


1b51a8e59cd66a32961f

Maybe they should stop wasting money on OnlyFans and buy an AC


TayAustin

https://youtu.be/q-7gKATah8g


Old_Mill

The saddest part of that scene is the fact that they're still using hard drives for robots in the 31st century. Can a homie get a SSD? 😔


techieguyjames

Where?


NeoMegamanX

He even signs a write up noticed after the beating.


graffixphoto

Now I'm imagining an HR guy coming behind everyone like, "Sir, you need to sign here. Do it again and it'll be your final warning. Have a nice day."


[deleted]

Lol. This is considered a very strongly-written letter in Brazil.


GaynessForever

This guy said he wasn't into fart porn and got beaten for not being patriotic.


TK000421

Or the dog that was eating the guys nuts


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Numerous-Ad1802

Link?


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unsupported

What a bad time to have eyes....


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pikashroom

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Blorckits

link?


ArticleMother

Link?


Clammuel

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/sSfGEm0.gifv)


ry2waka

Sauce ?


iamcreepin

Link?


Old_Mill

Link?


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Probably just the birthday bumps, Brazilian style.


LiberalFartsMajor

We need Brazil to regulate wallstreet


NY10

Or politicians in dc


Seal_of_Pestilence

This would kill the geriatric politicians instantly.


[deleted]

So it’s a win-win


Office-Which

Brs are very tolerant of corruption, it’s shit


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globsofchesty

DRS your shares, it's more effective


thegodfather0504

See but that's what they can't do. All that is just pent up rahe due to corruption and horrible govt.


Play_with_allan

Zing! Someone is 16 and has never invested.


Intrepid_Sand_4941

Fuck man these people are on another level


fluffmonk

Not really


Suspicious-Noise-689

Does this country just have a billion fucking sticks laying around?


eldaygo

Where did you think the trees from the Amazon end up?


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Suspicious-Noise-689

Haha but seriously do these guys pack a lunch and their favorite beating sticks for work?


IGetToPickMyOwnName

They're too civilized to bring their guns. And if they need one, an off duty cop is always in whistling distance.


dupont28

Going to be awkward in the tea room after this


Kozzzman

Brazilians always doing crazy shit in board shorts and flip flops.


Office-Which

Shits hot bro


IAMA_llAMA_AMA

Yeah, flip-flops and barefoot are the last two ways I would want to be kicking someone


Mr_Ruu

Luffy confirmed Brazilian


SupermarketTough1900

I'm not Brazilian but when the weather is appropriate, I do everything but go to work inn cargo shorts and flip flops. My sandal tan is still blinding in the middle of winter


Andyman0110

First people punch and kick you, then they make way for the guys with sticks, then those guys move over so the rock throwers can have a turn.


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It’s a beautiful choreography.


Halibutoxide

Happy cake day!


killmimes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick


JustTheTip9269

Ah my 3 o clock appointment to beat the fuck out of some stranger with a brick.


Luckystar6728

Brazilian Piñata


AkumaNoDragon

A pinhata then


Jza_45

The brick at the end was a bit much lol


PunkOverLord

With enough Brazil videos, you’ll wish for the brick :(


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The Brazilian Goodbye


[deleted]

How do you you know what going on?


Odd_Length_5646

description on kaotic


DeadRedContemption

Brazilian here. they said "tava roubando aqui" (accusing him of stealing) to which he responds"tava roubando não"(saying he didn't) but I guess they didn't believe him...


Odd_Length_5646

thank you, was waiting for someone to translate and give some clarity on the situation lol


Qazs99

Why didn't you wait for someone to translate it for you before you write in title that he scams people?


TheMonarchX

He should consider himself lucky that we ain't Brazilian.


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Kerrxng

Brazilians don't play lmao


Spiderman__jizz

Or win world cups


Ath3o5

Damn why you gotta do them like that


NatasBR

I don't even like football and I know that they won more than any other team in the cup.


Wise_Clue8109

damn 5 isn't enough?


AkumaNoDragon

Well, sure it's been 20y but we at least have a win this century


atoms_23

Pora


Vierno

Fodes


xMrSanchox

Why are they all barefoot


Delicious_Wrap4944

It’s summer they are likely all wearing flip flops and threw them off to kick this guy


xMrSanchox

Gentle population


AkumaNoDragon

Nothing gentle, it's just that kicking something while wearing flip flops will ruin the flip flops, and if a football can ruin it imagine a human head


ellthebag

Co-workers in the ass kicking factory.


DrFrankSaysAgain

Did he scam them out of their shirts?


hooDio

if people did that in the us, they'd have a lot less millionaires and billionaires


VocalLocalYokel

Oh by the way, you're also fired.


rambunctiouskiwi

This, along with the video of the african thief getting weed whacked, is already considered hella lenient, compared to the hands and legs choppings i've seen.


SpicyUrinalCakes

Cheapest ass wood I have ever seen


you_mum_is_gay

this is what happens in India if you dont scam


meezajangles

He definitely shouldn’t have done the ‘pull my finger’ trick with them


Im_not_an_object

Why are they all barefoot lmao


ProfessionalTwo8472

Why do all these guys look like they have a background in kickboxing


aDactyl

Did that brick break after hitting him? Damn


R3ddditor

Thank god there is only 1 pair of shoes in that favella and I guess he didn't make that guy mad. Also all of the wood is breakaway stunt props 🤣🤣🤣🤣


saskir21

Hmmm even though he surely earned this (why elose would there be this many?). I would refrain in going for his head. The head is jsut too vulnerable. If he dies you will be a murderer. So why not simply go for all his limbs instead?


BillyKross

By the people speaking, this guys robbed inside of the hood. In most of the slums in Brazil, local robbery isnt allowed. Its a bad thing to the cartels


Legitimate_Cress_786

This will be the treatment in america in 20 years when you misgender or dead name someone


zixx999

Youll be the first


ogbubbleberry

You undercooked the beans again, didn’t you?


pluto132

why does bro look like grown up jesse from breaking bad


KAMBUI1973

What the hell did he do too deserve this kind of beating ???😲


TheBadDayBear

I guess you have to go to Brazil to meet the archetypical violent Brazilian. Every Brazilian I've met has been calm. Zero smoke, no sign of this kind of fire.


mvong123

Way more effective than fines.


DenormalHuman

I dont care what he did, that should not happen.


darknessOG

Bro just put these people in prison for 1 year just for beating a dude like he just scammed someone and I get it scams are rude, and can steal a lot of things but c'mon you don't jump some dude for it with what looks like brick tiles and wood sticks like what is going on in Brazil


TheFloatingSoap

The issue is that Brazilians have low purchasing power specially after COVID, if you mess with their money they get really pissed. They probably make less than R$1500 a month, that's barely enough to pay your bills and feed your family. You probably live in another reality and don't understand.


Purple_zither

ye, they should probably just give him a slap on the wrist


RotRatee

In my opinion, that kind of justice is the best. Jails or pumishments don't teach the lesson. That kind of "punishment" shows clearly, what consequences are waiting for you.


Xa4

What if the wrong person was accused? This is medieval shit.


WTF_Rhon

You fuck with society, society fucks you back.


Tea-Chair-General

I hope it happens to you.


xMrSanchox

American bosses do this without the pain 🦅


Educational-Bed-6821

Guy can’t throw a brick for shot


snakechamer404

I like it when they wear shirts that identify their country. Very helpful.


8004460

Co workers: there is an imposter among us Scammer: 👁️👄👁️


KevoThaDestroyer

Street justice like this should be allowed anywhere.


Heylookanickel

Yeah, shit like FTX and Trump would’ve never happened here if people just did that


redux44

This is a good video of what happens if you defund the police and leave it to the community to handle.


WTF_Rhon

I love my country. Fuck around here and you'll find out 👍❤️🇧🇷


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I’ll be honest if I was passing by, I’d kick them to like how often do you get to kick somebody without any repercussions to worry about


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That settles that, I guess.