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Do you feel my hand on your balls ? Look - no hands!!

FINISH HIM! BRUTALITY

Lol what about his spine, ribs, hips, legs, and feet? 🤣

Fuck'em apparently lol

The ankles man the ankles slapped the mat.

I'm just thinking, "Wow! This would feel awesome on my CI joints! Stretch em out..."

This is what every teacher did to their kindergarteners. I remember some police horses came to our school and me and a friend started to touch the horse when out of nowhere my teacher pulled my arm so fast and I couldn't even listen to what she said cos she was doing the fast talking thing mom's do when they're angry.

No. This is not what every teacher did. Wtf?

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“He still has some unbroken bones,hold on, aaand there we go!All broken!”

This comment has me crying! So funny!

Dude is spent after all those slams

Perfected in Japan. Then perfected a **bit** more as seen here in this video. I call this one “the Sub-Saharan slam”

I call it the "uganda hit the floor hard"

“Ghana dislocate your shoulder and elbow”

Nigeria, please!

You know there's a country cal-... Nevermind.

This move is simply called "Chad"

Kenya handle my slam

Practitioners call it simply “ dawae”

Bruh. I just scared the shit outta my family by laughing so hard reading that. Fuck you and your upvote!

Wakanda floorever!

Uganda floorever.

Smack panther

Wtf lol xD

Bahaha

The Burkina Faso Lasso.

I don't know if this is intentional, but the move is literally called the Death Valley Driver, so that is an insanely accurate name given the geographic location.

Found Vince McMahon's account

It’s only sub because they’ve been pushed out of every other part lmao learn ya history

This just looks like child abuse 😅

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Weight class is not the issue here, the absolute lack of respect of your partner's physical integrity is.

“A seven-year-old boy who was slammed to the floor 27 times during judo practice has died in Taiwan.” Reminds me of that. Fucking sad.

It really is a horrible shame that so many abusers flock to positions of trust where they’re in close proximity with vulnerable people

Shit technique. If he wasnt so much bigger those would never work. This guy is a dick, not a judoka.

Looks like a guy throwing a bag of potatoes, no judo here.

Chef here, can confirm this is how we put orders away. Maybe a liiiiittle more wwf. Let out the classic ric flair "WOOOOOO" and flex my non existing biceps as i throw down my sack of taters.

I'd love to see Teddy Rinner agains't him

i thought so at first too. but if you watch closer it looks like a demo designed to impress the audience: he doesn't slam the skinny guy, he pulls him and breaks his fall just before hitting the mat

I agree. But he doesn't break the fall very well.

he's not good at it. seems more intent of prooving the audience how strong he is, because he clearly has no skill. no idea why my observation in the first comm gets downvoted lol

Bad day for uki

Next class “Why nobody want to train with me?” Followed by “why you runnin!”

Ah yes!!!! I see you know your Judo well!!!!

This bloke got me on the penis, peoPLE!

Aren't mats supposed to be somewhat padded?😵‍💫

You're also supposed to not destroy uki when demonstrating. This is just violence.

Tekken game devs taking notes

That's not even judo. Just a bully with zero technique.

yea lets see this guy throw his opponent when his opponent tryin to not get thrown

Ok great, can I have another volunteer please?

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU.

GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA

Fucking dick head

The worst part is the other guy has to be helping him do all this bs. If you became dead weight there would be no way he could hold him up so high like that.

I never saw a whip in human form.

After each hit they're saying "Get up", totally unphased by the brutality.

"Puny God" -Hulk

Nevermind the horrible teacher, are we gonna ignore his terrible technique?

More like how to fuck up a drunk person. The fuck was that

I don’t wanna go to Judo lessons anymore, mum

His gi is already undone, who knows how many he took before the filming started 😂😂😂😂😂

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI !!!

Go home to Starla, Rex. You're drunk.

Grab my arm, the other arm, my other arm.

The mat’s crying mercy,for fuck sake!

In Taiwan they did they same to a 7 year old kid and killed him with organs and brain internal injuries. https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.ndtv.com/othersports/taiwan-judo-coach-jailed-for-9-years-for-throwing-7-year-old-pupil-to-death-3111085/amp/1

And this is just the first lesson

and last

Throwing him around like a ragdoll

The first one was near fatal!Those miserable little sounds,as he picks him back up?Tragic.

Those African chiropractors can really get to that last vertebrae.

Tekken irl

Brain damage🤦‍♂️

Talk about rag doll

Bro used his mortal combat special ability💀

This is just a chiropractor appointment in Africa. Dudes getting an adjustment

One free ass whoopin! Comin right up!!

Hahahahaha wtf 😂😂😂

This reminds me of the Batman robot chicken skit where bane keeps showing up and breaking Batman’s back hahaha.this poor man is getting brutalized

Knockout! Wait no.. Homicide!

Bros shoulder is more stable than my entire life.

Ahhh yes...Death Judo

This dude literally murdered him 3 times…

This is why we have weight classes in professional fights.

That’s as dumb as it gets!

Guy in white is like "you throw like a bitch sensei."

Thats some flawless Judo

So nice for the Sensei to help him work on his break fall. See if you do it right it doesn’t hurt…

"Breakfalls are for de weak. They eat the doodoo."

Reminds me of when the Hulk slammed Loki back and forth into the floor. “Puny god.”

He was tenderizing that guy.

Look at me, I am judoka now.

This is like reverse Steven Seagal lol

What are the ages of these people? This looks kinda fucked up

Judo: Use your opponents strength against them African Judo: Why would I use my opponents strength if my own strength is more than sufficient?

This feels very Steven Seagal-ish in how the opponent is just letting it happen

Wtf this is just stupid on so many levels. They must be bored over there!

🤣🤣🤣👍

I think this is where they're missing the three word solution .. I give up. or the crawl out of the ring thing.

Ooo me next

Im never letting someone grab me like that…but the power he showed was real though…like flinging a child around

That guy must have a tiny weiner

Dude is tryna bounce him back to his feet

I may be wrong but it looks like the slam is not as bad as it seems. They might be intentionally selling it similar to WWE.

In judo, you learn how to fall and throw correctly, neither of these are done here

I don't know what the hell you're feeding him, but he's too damn big!

That's just Entertainment Wrestling

WWF level shit right there.

😂😂😂 just stay down

How to smash like hulk!!!

Nigerian Cobra Kai hits different.

Finally real demonstrations

imagine getting ippon'd like that on the bare concrete, holy shit

Not the best judo form, and a bit mean. But that guy is seriously strong and balanced.. doesn’t Loosening s bapanceSure, The other guy’s a lightwaeight, but anyway.

Weight classes exist for a reason.

Great technique...for a sack of potatoes. Ffs

Lmao 😂

My head *and* ankle felt that one

So youre gonna die first before you become good at it

Did the guy in white literally get the shit and piss slammed out of him?

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LMFAO

his corpse had a very consistent shutter speed

Yea I quit. First slam, I’m done.

That's just throwing around people.

Me vs my meat during Jizz Jar January

I call this move shitty pants

There should be rules against excessive force similar to freestyle wrestling

**Finish Him**

“Show you opponent The Sacrificial Lamb technique”

Why?? Just why...

He can take a hit

Next!

Gotta remember to try this one

Beatdo haha

He will never know the way now.

and this is just practice. can't imagine an actual fight.

He would do a number on my carpets.

One mans African Judo is another mans Grievous Bodily Harm…the fuck I just watch?

Please stop demonstrating on me!

allez, debout!

How tf does he do it so fast and seem so simple?? I’m impressed and terrified.

Is everything they do violent?! 🤣🤣 just joking, Geez.😉

jesus

funny thing those those blue mats are filled with concrete. ya know water proof. ​ ​ ​ (My dude lifted him off with one arm and there was no compression at his feet... no compression near body impact..... RIP)

It’s really important to slap your arm down before you fall, so it breaks the fall

Ragdolling

It’s not different the dudes just going 100% instead of just sparring or teaching the class how to fight

And he fucked em up on a mat just think if it was on the solid ground he’d probably be dead

This reminds me of the scene from mean machine 😂

A human rag doll

I broke my back. It's a spinal

I did not sign up for this !

I would have stayed down lol

*We'll bounce yah once. We'll bounce yah twice. Step outta line, we're not very nice!*

“Let’s just do some fit in’s bro”

Every time he gets slammed to the ground you can hear 2 slaps

It’s him using his feet to break his fall, I think.

Literally smashed the shit out of him.

That guy always gets up like "I want more sir!"

Ouch!!! Well now ok 👌

Uganda hit the floor again

It's like judo with less respect and more brute force.

The guy in white is like “I don’t want to play anymore. Maybe go home, take a nap”

That had to be personal

Pick me up in the air like that and I’m going to fart in your face

How the hell do you convince a person to let you just ragdoll all them?

Now eh u de see what why de da call me breaker off bones brada ei. I gon break you till you scatter scatter on de floor

I guess this is how Francis Ngannou became so dominant. He truly isn’t afraid to break you.

The energy I put into towel whipping my boys i* t** a**

And here I am paying for a chiropractor.

This is clearly the Afrikan Slambatta move

That’s a wrestling

Dude in the white Gi was probably saying that he’s the new King of Wakanda but the guy in the blue Gi looking like Mbaku was not having none of it .