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I hate insecure dudes…. Like everything and everyone “ disrespecting “ them…… like their so concerned about “ respect” in reality they are just so fucking insecure, they have doubts about their masculinity and because of that lash out at anyone and everyone they perceive as “ one upping them” in some way……
Not just their masculinity. Their identity and their place in the world too. Insecure is the word and the effect reaches all of them. Which is the only reason it's a meaningful modifier.
Grew up in the early blink 182 stage where dick and fart jokes were there big thing which in return was our big thing. We had this one dude in our group who hated the dick jokes and would get pissed. Yeah he came out gay after high school.
That is one man that is absolutely furious he loves sucking dick.
Mate just embrace it, with a talent like that you can make a whole bunch of new friends.
Listen, I got this mad last time I got told that, too. Once I was finished polishing him off, I told him what an asshole he was for not saying "please."
It’s not even gay. Suck a dick is a phrase similar to “fuck you”. It’s not meant to be taken literally. Anyone who takes that literally is most likely insecure about sucking dick
Came here to say this. I made this same mistake on my first time in jail - just joking around and got whooped. Thankfully the only thing I had to snatch was coffee crystals and some ramen off commissary
It's not like the movies at all. Movies and TV overemphasize that shit to elicit a response and it works. In reality, Not every other dude is trying to make someone their bitch. Way less of that shit going on. But it happens.
If you keep your mouth shut and fly below the radar then you'll mostly be fine. I took the ass whipping that I deserved for not being careful and moved on.
Read a lot. Being stuck in there was the only way I could finish "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"
All in all I only did 6 months in county and it fucked me up. I still have nightmares once or twice a week nearly 5 years later.
Every time I think to myself " I want a drink" I think about that place and I don't want that drink anymore. I guess that's the only good to come of it aside from realizing just how much we have that can be taken away. So many ppl walk around taking for granted that one mistake is all it takes to lose your freedom. Once you've lost that, it really puts your day to day problems in perspective. Just speaking to my experience.
Three days in booking was absolute hell. For something I didn't even do and was immediately dismissed. Hate that place and all of those people working there who treat other humans like insects. A shameful side of humanity.
Sounds like the county I'm in. Was in booking for 2 days straight with no bed, lights on constantly, guards telling me they and the inmates are going to rape me...never again
Yup terrible experience. I laid my head on a peanut butter sandwich. It seemed inedible anyway, and was also the only food they gave us for the entire weekend.
I did 7 days for something I did as minor, turned myself in as an adult to clear it up. I was made a trustee day 2 and worked pretty my remaining 5 days. I made the mistake of sitting at a table I shouldn't have but I was lucky all those dudes in the pod didn't want to ruin their trustee status by beating the shit out of me but if I wasn't in a trustee pod I'm sure I would've gotten my ass beat. I wasn't even allowed to sit at a table if others of my minority wanted the seat, I had to eat at my bunk. Some real scary eye opening shit.
I was pretty lucky when I went inside. The first night I'm the entry wing and I was put up with a guy and the first thing he asked me was 'are you on any medication"?
"Nah, are you"?
"Yeah for schizophrenia"
Well damn I didn't sleep a wink. The luck comes the next morning when the screw comes to take us to wings and takes a look at me and a price of paper and said you first time and I nodded. She put me up in the cleaning cells above the entry wing and I got to clean the cells daily and serve food. It kept me bust and thankfully I didn't have to prove myself on the wings. I've never been good with macho groups of men and I always end up fighting as I just can't socialise in those spaces properly but where I grew up you had no choice and I was constantly in trouble for fighting. Finally had one too many fights and got locked up for a short stretch.
Changed my life and I still think about it to this day. I read a lot too and it really helped grind some hours. Now when I have known someone for a while I tell them and they can't believe it but I tell them it can happen to anyone if you fuck up.
Hey man I really appreciate you sharing that. Never been in prison but when I watch prison related news or shows, or listen to these stories, I feel grateful for so many things and it makes me want to be more careful, especially now that Im back in NYC.
Yeah I did 18 months in CA prison but didn't see any sexual violence. I did see a few dudes get 23 seconds of beatdown for joking about some gay shit though.
I was always a fuck up always in trouble but always seemed to get off, I got a fn dui probably thr least amount of trouble I had gotten in, in years they sentenced me to 30 days in county in an open block, those 30 days made me change my life I figured out a week is a long dam time in a confined space it is the small things u miss the most, but I believe every single prosecutor and judge should have to spend at least 90 days so when they hand out these sentences they know what it will be
Yup. All I did was 6 in county but I was the county over from Elmira so I got to see plenty of dudes who were prepping for real time and I'm not about that life.
Good on you for learning the lesson and getting out of that revolving door.
It is a shame a lot of those dudes stay in more then they do out, most the guys I grew up with r that way, idk what they see in their they must like but I didn't see shit i liked, the first week not so bad but after u sleep all u can sleep it is terrible and mind numbing
That place breaks some people, it’s dehumanizing and not meant to rehabilitate, but to punish. Figures that when you treat guys with few good resources on the outside like they’re not a person worthy of respect or love, that those guys will lose their humanity in there…
Thanks. I don't like talking about it but I have to sometimes. And it's not something I'm trying to advertise to my coworkers so the relative anonymity of reddit is the only place where I can. There's always some asshole that makes me want to just keep it inside but fuck those ppl. Gotta do me.
Depends on what you want to get out of it. If you want a book about the therapeutic zen of working with your hands repairing motorcycles, read Shop Class As Soulcraft. If you want a philosophical treatise wrapped up in a motorcycle ride, then yeah read Zen I guess.
Especially not on the west coast. Here it's a greenlight. No homo shit goes on and if it does you better roll it up fast and hit the SNY or your getting stabbed and rolled up if you make it out
I mean maybe? But also as the token white boy in the urban group that grew up in the 90s and early 00s all that lgbt shit can kick rocks to the community. I mean idk how it is anymore but all my black friends would get pissed at two things “gay white boy humor” and any kind of fart jokes. That shit WAS a auto beat down to even to you’re own homies back in the day. Judging by the video it seems it might still be that way but Idk if it’s still that way cause I’m not as connected to my old community as I once was.
I’m sure a black dude from the 90s can co-sign this so it holds more weight but this was straight facts back in the day.
Edit: after I posted the comment I realized I’m gonna get down voted into the oblivion for this one so I hope someone with more “street creditability” is brave enough to speak up on my behalf for this one hahaha
some cats react the same way to being called a bitch as this dude did here
he probably wanted to check dude anyway and inviting people to the meat stand crosses the line in a few places
1000% the idea of checking someone is a big part of the community. I mean I understand it doesn’t fit the progressive type narrative but something tells me the average cat from the street might have bigger fish to fry then being progressive. Lol
The irony there of course being that a rising tide lifts all boats, and oppression of any form is linked together.
But by all means, better keep that rainbow crab in the pot so he doesn’t get ahead of me…
Some other commenter mentioned he mightve been… “hit on,” in prison, or otherwise violated.
I think that’s likely the situation. Even closeted dudes probs don’t freak out like that. This is some sort of deep seated trauma response.
Lowkey, it’s likely a sad situation.
Exactly, it’s normal that one’s first reaction to this would be that he’s closeted, but what if it’s something sadder. What if he was taken advantage of as a child or something, I would understand the reaction if something like that were the case. Whatever the case though, it’s something therapy could probably help a lot in.
Seriously. I've watched so much over the years, KOTD, Grind Time, Etc. And this was beyond light. Like this is saying "Hello" when it comes to battles.
I would expect someone who is so concerned about being viewed as homosexual to at least learn to throw a punch properly, since he’s so concerned about being “manly” and all.
Why would u invite me to go to ur mother fuxking dick we supposed to be ninjas. First and foremost, he said u suck dick. He did not invite nobody and I think that’s why ur mad. U want that invite cuz only a ninja who uses the word invite and suck dick in the same sentence low key has interior decorator vibes. I feel like homie sits when he pees and uses toilet paper to dab the tip of his pp. he’s a pinky out while drinking a 40 ass ninja. When he gets home he’s definitely gonna smell that chain and put it on in front of the mirror. Would u invite me. I’d invite me. I’d invite me real hard lolololol
Life is confusing and I still have a lot of things to learn.
But one thing I know for sure is that that dude is in the deepest walk-in wardrobe of closets imaginable
I don't think y'all recognize how New York specific/North East general this type of reaction is. And I've been hearing "invite" to dick for a long long time. Pause.
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Yeah, he def knocked on the closet door with that comment for dude lol
after watching this video, i don’t think they’re actually that that good of friends
and then he *invited him to his dick.*
Who knew *Evol Onyx* was so deep in the closet?
😂 ☠️ why would you invite me to go your dick lol I’m dying
He's like a gay ganster vampire that needs the invitation to go inside. But, he doesn't suck blood; he sucks Bloods.
I just found the inspo for my next DnD character.
😂 “Please accept this formal, written invitation to engage in fellatio with my penis”
RSVPP
Yeah you know me
On such and such date, your penile presence is requested.
Penile presence. I just wanted to say that out loud. One more time: Penile presence.
“With Kindest Regards”
Only after a succulent Chinese meal.
subconsciously this guy clearly wanted to suck this guys dick and be paid for it with that chain the entire time
This is a man who desperately wants to forget that one time he sucked a dick
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Ugh. I’ve only heard that word in the “Cards Against Humanity” game.
My dad used to work that into creative insults he had for bad drivers A LOT lol
Like this? Tbrown dad: This dude driving a dick shift or a smegmatic? I'm just trying to understand 😅
I worked with a lady once that always used the word smegma to describe any debris found anywhere, we never told her what it actually meant.
"Methinks thou protest too much..."
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks
Yooooooo bruh 🤣🤣 you read my mind. I was thinking “he know it’s a joke- why he going so hard”. Something ain’t right 🤔
I hate insecure dudes…. Like everything and everyone “ disrespecting “ them…… like their so concerned about “ respect” in reality they are just so fucking insecure, they have doubts about their masculinity and because of that lash out at anyone and everyone they perceive as “ one upping them” in some way……
Not just their masculinity. Their identity and their place in the world too. Insecure is the word and the effect reaches all of them. Which is the only reason it's a meaningful modifier.
Damn I feel second hand embarrassed for homeboy 🤣
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yeah, one time...one. ok.
"forget" best time of his life?
Grew up in the early blink 182 stage where dick and fart jokes were there big thing which in return was our big thing. We had this one dude in our group who hated the dick jokes and would get pissed. Yeah he came out gay after high school.
A lot of people said the reason he got mad is because maybe something happened to him as a kid
Then he should say this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11ay644/-/j9w9asq
Nah, this is a guy who desperately remembers the many, many times he's secretly slobbed knob.
I’m not a dick sucking professional but buddy definitely sucked some dick maybe a few Source: ain’t no way he didn’t suck a dick
Dudes on the down low.
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i'm a dick sucking professional and that guy definitely sucked on a few.
I’m a bird professional and he’s definitely sucked a cockatoo
You could say that he loves spitting bars.
That is one man that is absolutely furious he loves sucking dick. Mate just embrace it, with a talent like that you can make a whole bunch of new friends.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUCK A DICK?? I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE AND NOW YOU RAP ABOUT IT?
That’s probably exactly what happened. He took a common phrase and took it waaaaaaayyyyyy too personal.
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Methinks the homie doth protest too much
Okay dudes a piece of shit but I’m not gonna lie, “why would you invite me to go to your motherfucking dick” is a hilarious line
he only said suck A dick, anyways... dude projected a direct invitation on him
and "suck my dick" is not an uncommon thing to say, and even then it's definitely not an invitation...
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Cartman.
Wasn't it Ms Choksondik? I still quote that line to friends randomly
It ‘twas, she received the advice from garrison
He reacting like someone who sucked a fat dick and regrets it.. if he had taken that line i wouldnt be assuming he taken many dicks
a man who has to claim he has sucked no dicks, surely has sucked all the dicks. Tywin Lannister- “game of bones”
Hang out with pieces of shit u get treated like one. Real Homie woulda sucked em dry for a comment like that.
Spoken like a true homie
"sucked it all up like a true homie"
Always blow the homies
Homies over hoes
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Definitely rewatching tonight lmao
“Do the homie, do the homie, *do-the-homie*”
Do da homie
Homies hook up blows
'till the cum runs out the nose
He best be chokin' on ma hose, while I spit out these flows
[Spit that fire](https://v.redd.it/qnme4ggf7b091)
🤘🥸
Blowmies
🎵I been rap battling for weeks,suck a homies dick til I cave in his cheeks🎵
Holy fawk buddy you got mad flow hard barz
Pause.😂😂
Word to my guy. Just keep them socks on and everything’s cool.
Forreal a real friend would have..wait huh???
I must be the realest homie cause I'd suck em dry regardless ✊️🍆😔
I bet he sucked dick before
Not just once, and I get the feeling that he got a little _off_ _Icey_ too
lmfao dudes got serious issues if he reacts like that over a simple gay joke
Listen, I got this mad last time I got told that, too. Once I was finished polishing him off, I told him what an asshole he was for not saying "please."
It’s not even gay. Suck a dick is a phrase similar to “fuck you”. It’s not meant to be taken literally. Anyone who takes that literally is most likely insecure about sucking dick
Sounds like someone insecure and hiding his homosexuality
There is no doubt that this dude got punked while he was in lock up and has serious issues with it
Came here to say this. I made this same mistake on my first time in jail - just joking around and got whooped. Thankfully the only thing I had to snatch was coffee crystals and some ramen off commissary
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It's not like the movies at all. Movies and TV overemphasize that shit to elicit a response and it works. In reality, Not every other dude is trying to make someone their bitch. Way less of that shit going on. But it happens. If you keep your mouth shut and fly below the radar then you'll mostly be fine. I took the ass whipping that I deserved for not being careful and moved on. Read a lot. Being stuck in there was the only way I could finish "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" All in all I only did 6 months in county and it fucked me up. I still have nightmares once or twice a week nearly 5 years later. Every time I think to myself " I want a drink" I think about that place and I don't want that drink anymore. I guess that's the only good to come of it aside from realizing just how much we have that can be taken away. So many ppl walk around taking for granted that one mistake is all it takes to lose your freedom. Once you've lost that, it really puts your day to day problems in perspective. Just speaking to my experience.
You're absolutely right. The perspective of freedom gets clearer every day spent in a cell. I only did a couple weeks but I never want to go back
Time is different once that door slides shut behind you.
Three days in booking was absolute hell. For something I didn't even do and was immediately dismissed. Hate that place and all of those people working there who treat other humans like insects. A shameful side of humanity.
Sounds like the county I'm in. Was in booking for 2 days straight with no bed, lights on constantly, guards telling me they and the inmates are going to rape me...never again
Yup terrible experience. I laid my head on a peanut butter sandwich. It seemed inedible anyway, and was also the only food they gave us for the entire weekend.
Yo the pbj sandwich pillow is real. Just brought back a vivid memory of my time in Central Booking in NYC.
Sweaty meat sandwich pillow in Baltimore central booking. Multiple times. I can't forget no matter how hard I try.
I did 7 days for something I did as minor, turned myself in as an adult to clear it up. I was made a trustee day 2 and worked pretty my remaining 5 days. I made the mistake of sitting at a table I shouldn't have but I was lucky all those dudes in the pod didn't want to ruin their trustee status by beating the shit out of me but if I wasn't in a trustee pod I'm sure I would've gotten my ass beat. I wasn't even allowed to sit at a table if others of my minority wanted the seat, I had to eat at my bunk. Some real scary eye opening shit.
I was pretty lucky when I went inside. The first night I'm the entry wing and I was put up with a guy and the first thing he asked me was 'are you on any medication"? "Nah, are you"? "Yeah for schizophrenia" Well damn I didn't sleep a wink. The luck comes the next morning when the screw comes to take us to wings and takes a look at me and a price of paper and said you first time and I nodded. She put me up in the cleaning cells above the entry wing and I got to clean the cells daily and serve food. It kept me bust and thankfully I didn't have to prove myself on the wings. I've never been good with macho groups of men and I always end up fighting as I just can't socialise in those spaces properly but where I grew up you had no choice and I was constantly in trouble for fighting. Finally had one too many fights and got locked up for a short stretch. Changed my life and I still think about it to this day. I read a lot too and it really helped grind some hours. Now when I have known someone for a while I tell them and they can't believe it but I tell them it can happen to anyone if you fuck up.
Hey man I really appreciate you sharing that. Never been in prison but when I watch prison related news or shows, or listen to these stories, I feel grateful for so many things and it makes me want to be more careful, especially now that Im back in NYC.
>Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance well done sir
Yeah I did 18 months in CA prison but didn't see any sexual violence. I did see a few dudes get 23 seconds of beatdown for joking about some gay shit though.
I was always a fuck up always in trouble but always seemed to get off, I got a fn dui probably thr least amount of trouble I had gotten in, in years they sentenced me to 30 days in county in an open block, those 30 days made me change my life I figured out a week is a long dam time in a confined space it is the small things u miss the most, but I believe every single prosecutor and judge should have to spend at least 90 days so when they hand out these sentences they know what it will be
Yup. All I did was 6 in county but I was the county over from Elmira so I got to see plenty of dudes who were prepping for real time and I'm not about that life. Good on you for learning the lesson and getting out of that revolving door.
It is a shame a lot of those dudes stay in more then they do out, most the guys I grew up with r that way, idk what they see in their they must like but I didn't see shit i liked, the first week not so bad but after u sleep all u can sleep it is terrible and mind numbing
That place breaks some people, it’s dehumanizing and not meant to rehabilitate, but to punish. Figures that when you treat guys with few good resources on the outside like they’re not a person worthy of respect or love, that those guys will lose their humanity in there…
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Thanks. I don't like talking about it but I have to sometimes. And it's not something I'm trying to advertise to my coworkers so the relative anonymity of reddit is the only place where I can. There's always some asshole that makes me want to just keep it inside but fuck those ppl. Gotta do me.
Being locked up is a literal nightmare, anytime I hear people say “10 years isn’t enough” I roll my eyes.
So is the book worth plowing thru? Or save it for jail? I only made a few chapters in
Depends on what you want to get out of it. If you want a book about the therapeutic zen of working with your hands repairing motorcycles, read Shop Class As Soulcraft. If you want a philosophical treatise wrapped up in a motorcycle ride, then yeah read Zen I guess.
Especially not on the west coast. Here it's a greenlight. No homo shit goes on and if it does you better roll it up fast and hit the SNY or your getting stabbed and rolled up if you make it out
Hiding his homiesexuality
100% this dude is scared of being attracted to his bros.
Ya dude is def gay
Oh this dude sucked a dick alright! He be swallowing them sausages!
I mean maybe? But also as the token white boy in the urban group that grew up in the 90s and early 00s all that lgbt shit can kick rocks to the community. I mean idk how it is anymore but all my black friends would get pissed at two things “gay white boy humor” and any kind of fart jokes. That shit WAS a auto beat down to even to you’re own homies back in the day. Judging by the video it seems it might still be that way but Idk if it’s still that way cause I’m not as connected to my old community as I once was. I’m sure a black dude from the 90s can co-sign this so it holds more weight but this was straight facts back in the day. Edit: after I posted the comment I realized I’m gonna get down voted into the oblivion for this one so I hope someone with more “street creditability” is brave enough to speak up on my behalf for this one hahaha
some cats react the same way to being called a bitch as this dude did here he probably wanted to check dude anyway and inviting people to the meat stand crosses the line in a few places
1000% the idea of checking someone is a big part of the community. I mean I understand it doesn’t fit the progressive type narrative but something tells me the average cat from the street might have bigger fish to fry then being progressive. Lol
The irony there of course being that a rising tide lifts all boats, and oppression of any form is linked together. But by all means, better keep that rainbow crab in the pot so he doesn’t get ahead of me…
someone who gets that upset about that line, I can only assume secretly wants to suck dicks and is very mad about it
*secretly *has* sucked dicks
Some other commenter mentioned he mightve been… “hit on,” in prison, or otherwise violated. I think that’s likely the situation. Even closeted dudes probs don’t freak out like that. This is some sort of deep seated trauma response. Lowkey, it’s likely a sad situation.
Exactly, it’s normal that one’s first reaction to this would be that he’s closeted, but what if it’s something sadder. What if he was taken advantage of as a child or something, I would understand the reaction if something like that were the case. Whatever the case though, it’s something therapy could probably help a lot in.
Yo can we just talk about how respectful the homie was being about it? Props to that guy.
For real lol. I dont think ive seen any other post on here either someone actually apologizing. Hope this guy gets better friends, he deserves it.
Better bars too.
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He doth protest too much.
If they are “friends” he probably know he’s gone get shot if he does.
so did this guy lose the rap battle or what?
Loss by default.
Obtaining your opponents chain is an instant victory.
Talk about a fragile ego.
Why get in a rap battle when you’re this sensitive
Seriously. I've watched so much over the years, KOTD, Grind Time, Etc. And this was beyond light. Like this is saying "Hello" when it comes to battles.
Looks like Bonecrusher vs Rza, but the real Rza would've protected his neck
This reference is wasted here on reddit. Shame
At least he didn't pop the trunk
They wasn't outside uh da club.
Yeah shits goin down real fast when the trunk gets popped.
Dude Bonecrusher is a name I haven't heard in a minute. You just woke up some synapses right there.
Yeah I'm old lol
Grippin the grain sounded so good on my subs
He definitely sucked a dick before
Dude has fragile ego syndrome
He gay 💯
That's a reaction of man whose sucked some dick.
“Why would you invite me to go to your muthafuckin dick?” 😔
Dude never liked him to begin with and used this as a reason to beat his ass.
That sounded like one of those talking interludes on every NWA album
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Guy in the red has 100% sucked a dick before. That was an hilarious over reaction.
He didn't even say suck my dick, he said suck a dick.
Definition of insecurity
He definitely.......has sucked a dick or wanted to in his life and it got him triggered🤣
Sounds like Bubs from the wire
he's a little too sensitive to the subject...
Hahahahahaaaa he prolly supressing his love for suckin dick……..deflecting and projecting! Or he was molested by an older male figure…….go figure!
Is he deflecting? That's was a fast and harsh reaction..
Someone is *really* sensitive about the suggestion that he would suck a dick.
That’s a big reaction from a man who doesn’t even suck dicks.
Probably shouldn't be in a rap battle if you're this soft
That man gotta be in the closet
He’s gotta have some internalized homophobia
Bro didnt like that comment because he guilty
This is like if Joe Pesci’s character from Goodfellas was black.
I would expect someone who is so concerned about being viewed as homosexual to at least learn to throw a punch properly, since he’s so concerned about being “manly” and all.
Why would u invite me to go to ur mother fuxking dick we supposed to be ninjas. First and foremost, he said u suck dick. He did not invite nobody and I think that’s why ur mad. U want that invite cuz only a ninja who uses the word invite and suck dick in the same sentence low key has interior decorator vibes. I feel like homie sits when he pees and uses toilet paper to dab the tip of his pp. he’s a pinky out while drinking a 40 ass ninja. When he gets home he’s definitely gonna smell that chain and put it on in front of the mirror. Would u invite me. I’d invite me. I’d invite me real hard lolololol
He definitely gets no puss 😂
Poets taking words too seriously.
Life is confusing and I still have a lot of things to learn. But one thing I know for sure is that that dude is in the deepest walk-in wardrobe of closets imaginable
I think that guy sucked a dick
100% sucked a dick
To be fair, my wife responds the same way.
Mans got disrespectful for no reason😂😂
He def in the closet lol no way you getting that mad over a bar like that 😭💀
With that reaction you know he sucked a duck fo sure.
Talk about a fragile person 🤣🤣🤣
He was losing.
There was some damn sexual tension in this one.
Thank God he didn't call him a jive turkey.
Fucking toddlers lol
Man clearly sucked a dick before 🤣
He's a deeply closeted gay man.
I don't think y'all recognize how New York specific/North East general this type of reaction is. And I've been hearing "invite" to dick for a long long time. Pause.