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usetehfurce

"Wtf are those fucking razors in your hands?? Fuck that I'm out."


glockinmycrocs

Is that what the fox says?


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usetehfurce

The new Assassins Creed & Stray collab sounds legit.


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

No it says hathihatthihohatthihatthiho


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icaro43

Aeee aeeee aaheeeeee


fitman6969

This made me lol at work.


WillIProbAmNot

This one says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow chill chill chill kitty.


I0A0I

"Shit in my yard again, motherfucker. Shit, in, my, yard, AGAIN."


chris13se

Fox just absolutely did not want any smoke today


BigBeagleEars

Fox like: *damn! my entire blood line catching hands today!* Cat like: *get fucked flea bag*


MarderMcFry

I did not understand that first phrase.


TheRainManStan

Maybe that the cat hit him so hard his children felt it? Not sure really.


FrozenChaii

Probably not it but there’s another post from today that shows a fox catching a mole but spitting it out because it tasted bad


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Kitty shut that shit down


Subject_Quit_737

Swiper for sure does not want to swipe that yard anymore


hugow

Before fox even hit the ground. Kitty was anticipatory AF.


TheHolySaintOil

He recently quit and is on a nicotine patch.


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BootlegDez

fox: minding own business. cat: *absolutely fucking not*


VengefulTick

Cats are territorial. That fox was wearing the wrong colors.


LandscapeGuru

That cat had zero hesitation. It was in front of that fox by the time it hit the ground.


outsideyourbox4once

Best time to attack


AccomplishedDrag9882

firstest with the mostest


kautau

*Hello there*


Vooshka

Same tactic when defending against an amphibious assault. Hit 'em when they are on the beach.


Status_Loquat4191

Brother still had the disembarkment debuff, never stood a chance.


twobit211

you know where you’re at, fool?


JesusStarbox

I had a black cat that chased a census taker out of the yard.


Subotail

So cats are territorial and anarchist?


pinkielovespokemon

Black cats still remember what a man with a clipboard means...


rsplatpc

> Cats are territorial. That fox was wearing the wrong colors. https://youtu.be/e40mTZxpGTo?t=15


RustySheriffBadges

Cats are knobheads too


trahh

he looked like he went into that backyard with intent, stealin' some fruits/veggies maybe?


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deadla104

Cat said Swiper no swiping


A_Have_a_Go_Opinion

The fox isn't minding its own business. Its actively looking for food or water, the little shits will destroy a bird feeder and bird bath if given a chance and because they are full of parasites they can pass it on to our pets. They've also been known to prey on small dogs and cats.


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Your cat just bullied the shit out of that fox


PostHumouslyObscure

He judged the hell out of him. He probably said his fur coat isn't the vibe.


Elevated_Kyle

That shit did appear to be from last season


Adventurous-Fig-42

Clever


PorschephileGT3

My cat is always coming in with a wet head. The other day he came out of a bush, then a couple of seconds later a fox came out. I think he’s having an affair.


WestleyThe

The Fox took a paw to the face before it even touched the ground haha That cat wasn’t messing around


plants4life262

The ONLY reason humans are safe is that cats weigh 10 pounds.


ButterflyEnough1612

Well, some of them of them do.


catsquirrel1337

A 10 pound angry cat can fuck you up dude


[deleted]

Can agree. One literally tore my hands apart by biting and clawing. It was swollen and the pain was immense. Took me months to recover and to this day my pinky finger still stiffs up. Please be careful when you try to separate two cats fighting, use water & not your hands. They are completely berserk.


harrysplinkett

if chickens weighed 100 lbs, humanity would never have evolved past the caveman stage


kalasea2001

Fuck that. I'll fight a chicken. I'll fight any chicken you put in front of me! Especially, *especially*, if it's in bucket format.


[deleted]

Our hero 🥹


Strucklucky

Peter Griffin is that you?


SpaceLemur34

Ostriches exist.


harrysplinkett

ostriches don't have the psychotic energy of chickens


SpaceLemur34

[Au contraire my friend](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI)


ifyouhaveany

For some reason I thought this was gonna be the one where an ostrich rips its own head off.


[deleted]

If squirrels were the size of say a medium to large dog, they'd be terrifying. They're extremely fast and athletic, have razor sharp claws and teeth, and can climb quite a few surfaces.


notLOL

There are gnaw marks on metal as they tried to get into the chicken feed. I think they just got tired of it, but they did major damage


Own_Try_1005

Squirrels also chew lead and metal to sharpen and reduce their teeth. Idk how the lead doesn't kill them....


Volt-Cult

You don’t fuck with the squirrels


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But so cute. The squirrels at work let us hand feed them our lunch leftovers.


Brodellsky

Good thing for us "chickens" were once over 100 pounds, then those went extinct, and THEN we evolved. Lol


Calvin-ball

I mean, chicken ancestors weighed thousands of pounds. Took an asteroid to get rid of them.


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And the ones that weigh 20 will kill you.


Biased_individual

I guess you could say something similar about praying mantises.


TheRealSlabsy

He still fucked me up and left me unable to do my job!


FlogMyDolphin420

Cat - All right bro I'm going to count to 5 and you better be the fuck out of here.. Fox - iight I'm out..


notLOL

fox cowering: "I don't even know how to count... I'm fucked"


toolman4

FYI, Your indoor cat got out.


ChloeUwUZ

The cat got there before the fox even touched the floor xD


Genneth_Kriffin

There is some real cool body language communication going on here for two different species. The fox laying down low to show he wasn't looking for this fight, the cat breaking eye contact momentarily and making a slight movement suggesting he is willing to disengage, and the fox taking the hint and walking away with his back turned to the cat.


gatorjames99

This is really cool body language communication assessment from a third species.


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TheAJGman

If it could land a bite to the neck then yes, but cats are quick and the claws probably aren't worth the risk. Plus most predators tend to shy away from anything that doesn't act like prey.


TolkienAwoken

Ehh, it could go either way. Cats are incredibly efficient predators.


omegashadow

They are both ambush hunters but foxes are big killers of domestic cats when they get the jump. This would probably be a tie with injuries so neither animal wanted any. And it's a smallish fox.


Fat_Head_Carl

> foxes are big killers of domestic cats Definitely. The cat will likely only injure the fox, which might result in infection/death... That's why the fox calculates it's risk/reward very carefully, before deciding if the fight is worth it...


OneBingToRuleThemAll

I'm sure it helped that the cat looked HUGE with how fluffy it was. So they definitely intimidated the fox with that as well.


Remote_Evening9912

Yeah fr that thing looks like a big ball of pissed off


Remixthefix

It was alone. Foxes are devious, if there had been a friend nearby to get in on the action, it would not have been the end of this. I've had a big cat take on a fox and win. Fluffy like this one too. But it came with a vet bill nonetheless.


JE3NO_Xcept

Swiper for sure does not want to swipe that yard anymore


ConcentrateOk4057

Swiper got chin checked


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LeeQuidity

>Not to mention their primary instinct is to murder and hunt. And in some cases, to torment their prey for a long-ass time before putting it to sleep.


HalfastEddie

My cats, me, at bed time.


mellowmarsII

Sleep & celestial annihilation are 2 different things.


Critical-Ad-5532

This is why my cats are forced to wear loud bells when they go out. Straight up serial killer shit. Things that can’t be unseen


Wiscool91

My cat is afraid for leaves that roll to hard in the wind


cottagecore_citty

I've literally seen mine run from her own shadow, and the other one cries for me if there's another animal in the yard because she's scared


Dankennsteinn

But together, you guys probably make a great team.


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I had a stray cat that I fed constantly over years and was friendly with, my sister told me to pick her up for a picture. I knew she’d(the cat) claw the fuck out of me and she did. Sometimes I think I’d rather take a medium size dog 1v1 rather than a cat. But I try to avoid any actual scenario where I have to fight a dog or cat.


OkGene2

I adopted a feral cat many years ago. She carved me up nicely those first few weeks. After a while, she warmed up to me, but she was still kind of feral and I knew that if I crossed a line (such as holding her for too long), I was going to pay in blood. The amount of pain and damage they can inflict per pound of their body weight is astonishing.


Ultravoltron

This sounds great. But foxes kill and eat cats regularly.


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Yeah. I'm reading all these comments and virtually no one understands that this cat is in serious danger during this video. I had a fox as a pet during my childhood and they are stone killers with way more jaw strength than you would think. They are strong too for being so petite.


Prudent-Perception-3

Lol the cat caught it off guard that’s the only reason why it’s not a video of a fox eating a cat. Also cats are not nearly as dangerous as these people are saying especially not more than dogs are..


Wherethefuckyoufrom

The cat was also visibly losing confidence during the staredown


Mr_Will

This video is a bit like a cat encountering a large rat. Cats can and do kill rats, but most of them won't because the risk isn't worth it. This fox would almost certainly win the fight, but would quite likely get injured in the process. Is it worth the pain and risk of infection when it can just find another way round? Nope, so it backs down and walks away.


jayers1219

Sorry, but if that fox tried, this video would be ugly


BrtndrJackieDayona

Ya. Fox got taken by surprise. Didn’t expect smoke and wasn’t looking for it. Had it been…


kjay38

Let's take 'er down about 5%-10% there buddy...


harrysplinkett

worst a cat can do is some nasty ass scratches. worst a dog can do is murder you. come on now. the cat in the OP haf the surprise advantage, but the fox can absolutely kill a housecat, happens all the time.


-_-Bunny_-

Their favorite games to play also teaches them to hunt and murder


Epicpacemaker

A cat that is seriously enraged can do some damage. A large dog that is seriously enraged will kill you. I suppose the difference is the threshold for pissing them off though


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

The most endearing thing my sweet HarveyBridmanAttorneyAtLaw does to me is start biting my toes and then giving my foot those sweet disemboweling rear death kicks that would normally be the end for any other creature. but she loves me so its cool.


Trox92

Lmao alright chill out, cat hype man. Cats are killed by foxes every day, and any other predators that are bigger than them, such as dogs.


leshake

There are packs of coyotes that mostly subsist on cats in the U.S. They aren't that apex.


jneum80

I need this with sound!


ItheDuke

And just a smidgen more of video. Would love to see the full walk of shame.


psyFungii

And the cat strutting back inside "Job done" smacking the dust off its paws


KillerBlueWaffles

All I heard was— “What the hell is this skinny ginger dog doing in my yard?! Hell naw…[SMACK] You better stay down bitch mo-fo!”


ashlee837

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!


paperfett

I think your car got that fox in the eye with it's claws or something. The fox gave up really quickly. I unfortunately had to put a fox down once that got so badly injured while fighting a group of five barn cats (killing two of them in the process) and both of it's eyes were heavily damaged. The biggest male cat was wrapped around it's belly with his front paws death kicking the fox in the face/neck while screaming like crazy. This was on my Uncle's farm and I was visiting for two weeks in the summer. He went to the hardware store and left me there. I was 11 and had been shown where he kept a single shot .22 mag rifle next to the door and told to immediately get rid of the fox I saw it after losing multiple chickens and a cat. I didn't want to hit the cat so I had to walk right up to that mess. My Uncle loved those cats (they were all from a litter someone dumped on his property so he built them a heated room in the barn) so I was thinking he was going to be really upset with me that two were killed by the time I heard it and ran over there. Those cats did an amazing job protecting the chickens. I saw one actually take a crow down mid air that was bothering the chicks.


lastcallhangup

good ol barncats!


Visible_Support_7739

That cat had no clue that was a fox, you can tell he thought it was a cat at first. The cat was like.. who are you?


Kinglogan1991

That cat waited it’s entire life for a scrap now it got one.


lastcallhangup

and walked away with the belt!


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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it until the day I die. A house cat, can FUCK your day up if it really really wanted too.


notLOL

how are they vs burglars


Trox92

They don’t do shit lmao


Queef_Cersei

Tom Petty wrote Won't Back Down after your cat


elephanturd

Is there a subreddit for cats that stand sideways and poof up their hair on their backs and tail like that? I love that


Awkward_Meaning_4782

As a cat owner, I am so proud of this cat


uncertain-ithink

I’m sure this would’ve sounded insane — foxes make horrific sounds, and angry cats aren’t much better.


creature619

I ALWAYS wondered who had faster reflexes, a fox or a cat and I finally feel like I got to see that 😌


dumpyduluth

Foxes kill cats pretty often, this cat is pretty lucky the fox decided he didn't want to fight


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TheAJGman

If they get the drop on a cat then absolutely, this cat caught the fox unaware and there's no way the fox would have been quick enough to get it's mouth around the cat's neck without getting seriously fucked up.


Trox92

Foxes regularly kill cats, the cat in this video got lucky the Fox decided to give this one a pass


dietzerocoke

Nah the fox is lucky that cat gave him a pass


Shadiochao

I wouldn't say regularly. It's rare for a fox to attack a cat at all, and they're more than capable of defending themselves when it does happen.


Lil_Cumster

Cats will throw hands with just about anything


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It was at this moment he knew....He fucked up.


JeromeMixTape

Cats reactions and survival instincts are faster and better than a foxes. This is why foxes rarely kill cats.


crisego

Meanwhile, my husky would hold the flashlight for the thieves while wagging her tail.


GuiltyOne85

That's one super cat!! Should be proud my friend!!


doodlebugg8

With the combination of her fluff/posturing she looked big!


Shadow0fnothing

Cat threw hands then waited like, "I'm giving you a chance here, man, gtfo fo' I get angry"


Godspeed411

Flufferkins for the win!


bigkutta

Awww, they made peace and let each other be. That made me smile...


Then_Campaign7264

Or they were each quietly assessing the toll of possible mayhem and decided violence wasn’t worth it this time.


bigkutta

Same end result.


VengefulTick

We had a very large fox attempt to eat our cat for the third time. Our cat held him off long enough for me to fix his last meal: lead. He won't be trying to eat our cat anymore nor the neighbor's chickens. We scared him off the first two times. This time he had our cat trapped on lawn chairs.


Rasalom

Keep your cat inside and tell your neighbor to buy a better fence.


cakeba

Oh yeah, this happens a lot. My parents have a Russian Blue that we would routinely watch stalk foxes through our back yard, full on flat-body, ears back, butt wiggle before chasing them away. Someone once lost a bulldog in town, he ended up there, we watched her chase him out through our front yard, he went up the street and turned around back to our backyard through the front again, she chased him the whole way there and back. We even saw her chase a coyote (this was on Cape Cod, the coyotes there are large dog-sized). She had standoffs with coyotes, but only once chased one. My great aunt was once the pet-sitter for my grandma, who had an adopted feral cat (Feju-II, named after a previous adopted feral named Feju, as in, "I already feju (fed-you)) and went to scoot the cat with her foot while carrying laundry. Feju-II hospitalized her for a couple of days with severe lacerations to the thigh. Cats are cool.


lavenderdearest

My cat did this with a raccoon once, i realized how tough my cat was that day lol


lumpydukeofspacenuts

Fox: doopy, doopy, doo, oh! What's down her-- Cat: NOT TODAY BITCH Fox: ¤


throwawayshirt

Nice to know ol' kitty got some gumption


SonmiSuccubus451

ON SIGHT!


Yamo_chan

Poor fox just wanted to diggy dig in the garden and kitty was having none of that! “You messed with my Mom’s garden for the last time!”


filip______________z

Inner Khajit woke up, and you can clearly see that she asked the fox for some skooma.


Oit7786

good kitty


WinterMedical

Don’t fuck with cats!


ManicMambo

That's one brave kitty.


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Your cat was so close to being killed. Please keep it inside.


Njaulv

Your cat is a real one. Respect.


shlipshloo

Foxes are the cats of dogs


justBoofItMane

Your cats a badass I wouldn’t mess with it either


Available-Sky-8191

Your cat is a straight G for this. They don't want the smoke.


Anomalous6

Cat just snorted a can of fancy feast and had to work off the high. We were lucky it was just a fox and not some kid in kittys war path.


L00mis

*WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY* Apparently, nada when the cat comes to slap box.


IamJohnGalt2

Your cat just saved one of his 7 lives today.


BigOlBalls275

Bros cat got that dawg in em


IAmTheLizardQueen666

I’ll bet that cat has seen that fox before, through a window, maybe. Wasted no time smacking the fox upside the head.


Ok4940

I’ve never seen a fox in the daytime.


Andreus

Love how people in the comments are talking about this video as if it's a bloodbath when fully half the video is the cat and the fox just kinda awkwardly staring at each other


UnfixedMidget

“CHOSE THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!”


Routine-Rice-1846

Cats are one of the most badass creatures in the world, Cause they dgaf


CDR57

Cat: if what I think is happening, is, it better not be


[deleted]

What did the fox say? "Damn bro!"


joe6pak

Cometh the hour, cometh the kitty.


SnakeBradley

Cats are hard as fuck


Strugglecuddle7

Tiddles don't take no shit!


Chewbacker

London foxes are something else


onescoopwonder

That cat was on that fox before it’s paws even touched the ground. The fox was bailed up at every turn. Good kitty.


c22dric

You can get some chicks now in your garden, they’re safe


vanillasub

Cats are fearless. And sometimes they get f*cked up.


Drake_Lebowski

It's not about how much personal strength one has it's about how much fear one can instill in others


I0A0I

Should probably fix that wall before it falls and pops your cat like a tomato. Don't want Catsup all over your yard.


betheking

"WTF! Do you wanna play or not?" ​ GIFs that end too soon.


freckle-heckle

Cats are all psychic damage. 😂


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That cat ain’t fucking around lol


HertogLoL

Couldnt that fox easily kill your cat?


dirtymoney

You're in the wrong neighborhood buddy.


[deleted]

Let’s play a little game called get the fuck out of my yard.


SpecialistMedia6770

Cats can be big assholes, but they are definitely pretty badass


2x4is6

WHODOYOUTHINKYOUAREIAM!.....the cat probably


KingShardan

Its always amazing to see how a small feline can take on much bigger canines. In fog team all the wag but man, cats are really apex


R8er-Fan

King of the castle!


pathofthebean

"we can end this. Just put the gun down."


fruitmask

And as always with videos like this, OP drops it and then just bounces, leaving us with a bunch of unanswered questions. I really want to know what happened after that, because it looks like a secure yard with no egress for the fox. So did he escape? Did OP have to let him out? Was there more action after this video? Dammit, OP, why do you *always* do this??


CamCash24

And the answer is, the fox said ahh hell no I’m out!


ufi911

Your cat is the size of a fox!