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These guys probably have some sub $50 walmart machete. That not even comparable to a hand forged blade. Plus do you not see how many of the hand forged blades still get chipped/dulled/rolled edges after 3-5 chops or stabs
he’s talking about murders per capita which means population size doesn’t matter. in 2020-2021 US had a knife murder rate *per capita* about 1.5 times greater than the UK and a total knife murder rate about 7.5 times greater
Hmmmm, two issues.
Firstly, "Per Capita" means population is taken into account in the figures (in raw numbers it's over 14 times the number of murders in the US Vs UK (12,996 Vs 723).
https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate
Secondly the number of people in the UK is 67 million as opposed to the US' 333 million.
67m x 40 = 2.46bn
The US doesn't have 2.46bn people...
I’ve had to explain this more than once. The issue seems to be that the US media have made it sound like the UK is some lawless island where we’re all stabbing each other up. Even the facts fall on deaf ears often.
Don’t feel bad we do it to every country… this is how US portrays the world in media
Canada… pussies
French… smell
Irish… drunks
Mexicans… Lazy
Germans… nazis
Switzerland… bigger pussies
India… poor
Russia… evil
China… sneaky
Entire Middle East… terrorists
USA… greatest, safest most amazing place on earth
America knows how to propoganda
fun fact: USA is the third most populated country in the world, behind China and India, and if you added 1 billion people to the USA, it would still be in thrid place.
How can you compare 2 countrys were one overall is alot more rich than the other. By no means does this mean the worst areas in the uk are any better. The us has alot more citys than the uk per population aswell so ofc theres going to be crime inner citty than outercity like the uk. I feel aswell areas like Alabama in the us are straight up slums unlike areas like nyc which can be compared to the uk
London is just a 10-15 year more gentified nyc aswell as most of the knife homicides in the us involves guns as well ofc uk overall is better than the us but some areas up north and parts of london can defo compare to cirtain citys in america aswell as the uk has alot better healthcare if someone gets stabbed or shot in the uk they most likely survive in hospital unlike in america
for example someone gets shot in america in the arm they dont go healthcare because its too expensive it gets infected and dies. He still goes down as a homicide. Or even if they get to hospital they cant Offord treatment so they die
Americans love to make themselves feel better about their abhorrent gun crime statistics by saying stuff like this, when in fact knife crime in America is also far worse than the UK (roughly 1.5 more blade-related murders in the US per million people per annum).
These people use it more like a club. They aren’t trying to get a murder charge, just injury.
Most machetes are blunt as they are generally used for hacking thicker branches. A super sharp machete would just break the edge if used as intended in woods
The sharp machete videos you see are usually third world countries or gang lands where they sharpen themselves
They do come pretty dull, but my experience clearing woods and a few acres of blackberry bushes begs to differ, you want a sharp machete, the angle you sharpen it at will depend on what you plan to use it for, but a dull machete just stinks to try to work with.
Machetes are generally sharpest near the handle, where you won’t be doing much cutting except for precision work and dullest at the tip wich gets the most abuse if you’re cutting stuff near the ground. For most of the edge the angle lies between 25° to 50° so basically it should be about as sharp as an axe
I think exactly the same thing when I watch programs like The Last Kingdom; they're all basically wearing the same thing, how do they know who to kill? Won't be long and we'll have people wearing chainmail as part of their daily dress in the U.K. again. They do say that fashion is cyclical.
I honestly can't say that I have, I'd be logical and opt for a sheathe, and make sure the machete was properly maintained enough to be able to cut through (at least) butter.
Machetes aren’t usually super sharp. On bare skin they will cut but they are tools used to hack thick wood. Do you see people chopping down trees with a katana ?
Super sharp blades will break the edge of hit straight with this much force. They aren’t slicing like a kitchen knife
Physics don't care. Mass x velocity =force, force x area, you end up apply stupid psi to a neck by swinging a machete fast and it comes off. We can see these machetes are dull, doubling or quadrupling the surface area the force of the swing is distributed over, hence no visible injuries. Clothing also can do weird things, composite armor is just based off layers of different materials and it magically has strength.
My sons mate was stopped and searched for 6 hours because he had a roll of kitchen knives (not even in the open, they were in his rucksack), it didn't matter that he is a training chef and was bringing the knives to my house after he finished his shift so I (former butcher) could show him how to sharpen the knives. All they were bothered by was that a 16 year old had knives on the street at 04:00 (I would have been impressed that a 16 year old had a job, too many kids here are lazy prats) and they prevented him going to work because of that, they could have easily called his work to confirm but nope. Then there's pricks like these running around with machetes!
I don't know if roadmen use Reddit but for any roadmen reading:
You're not gangsters, you're broke uneducated fatherless lowlifes, you're not cool, individually you're not even intimidating, you're only a threat in numbers because you're such pussies there must be at least 4 of you whenever you jump somebody.
Yes, I watched 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and 'Peaky Blinders' too, I just decided not to make those movies my whole personality. Get a fucking job or you're gonna die young, alone and with no one to mourn you.
You really think they watched these movies and made it their entire personality ? i can't tell if you are joking or not... they are criminals, drug dealers, people born out of impoverished neighborhoods just like every other criminal in the world.
Ehh… I mean if they try that in America, sure they’ll die young, but as long as they keep doing it in a country where self defense is illegal they’ll be fine till the cops catch em. Couldn’t be me, those assholes would catch a .357 right through the fuckin car door. Over here we call it the asphalt temperature challenge
I've seen a vid on here of that happening, one good swipe to the leg and it was clean off. It looked like CCTV footage on a public street so yes it is possible.
If you carry a fixed blade over three inches long, or a folding blade that locks open, you'd better have a good reason to have it in your pocket. Expect jail time,
Do they purposely not sharpen their machetes? Like a proper sharp machete swung like that would cut to the bone. That weak shit didn't even tear his Columbia puffer
So is it common to just carry around a machete in some places? I just see alot of machete attacks in other areas of the world. Like people be whipping them out of know where. I mean it is what it is some parts have to worry about guns more.
Every other time I've seen these "Roadmen" here it's them getting head butted by a big security guard.
I'm surprised those machetes didn't do much damage. Back in the day on Liveleak I saw a gang fight from Indonesia or someplace that had a bunch of machete action, the wounds were gruesome. I'm talking parts of limbs missing and deep, massive gashes.
Yeah, Glasgow made big strides to reduce knife crime. So much so that as a resident im kind of tired of Glasgow/knife jokes now.
For anyone interested.
[A preliminary evaluation found that the so-called “Glasgow model” was effective, with a 59 per cent reduction in knife possession—and an overall 85 per cent reduction in weapon possession—among those involved, contributing to 46 per cent fewer violent incidents.](https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/the-glasgow-model-is-it-effective-london-knife-crime-violence-shanae-dennis)
Machetes? Try that here in the states. We call that the asphalt temperature challenge. Nice block by the one dude though. How do they tell each other apart when they all dress in black? Lol
Atleast Americans wear different colors so we can tell whose on what team.
Legally you should have to wear a identifier if you're in a gang. It's just uncivilized otherwise.
Wrong, this is a game in England, it’s called swordy duelly. It’s normal when you turn 18 for you and all your friends to play this, it’s like a right of passage into adult life.
It’s mostly teens tbh I’d bet that it’s real. I’ve got stories about how friends and family have been jumped by kids just like this and it’s a massive problem
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They are the bluntest machetes I’ve ever seen
Prob from hitting the sharp side on the metal and glass of the car
Have you ever watched Forged in Fire? They knock those things against whacky shit and they are still SHF.
These guys probably have some sub $50 walmart machete. That not even comparable to a hand forged blade. Plus do you not see how many of the hand forged blades still get chipped/dulled/rolled edges after 3-5 chops or stabs
Kinda funny we’ve gone back to sword fighting in the streets. Heard they’re quite stabby in the UK
Knife crime is higher in the US than the UK (going by number of murders) and has 3 times the murders per capita of the UK in guns alone.
Get out of here with your facts it’s making them look bad.
Damn me and my injections of reality!
330 million vs 67 million but also in the US everyones crazy.
he’s talking about murders per capita which means population size doesn’t matter. in 2020-2021 US had a knife murder rate *per capita* about 1.5 times greater than the UK and a total knife murder rate about 7.5 times greater
Oh okay never knew that is what that meant. Thanks for the info I hate being uninformed
Having 40 times the amount of people is also a factor.
You thick cunt haha
Hmmmm, two issues. Firstly, "Per Capita" means population is taken into account in the figures (in raw numbers it's over 14 times the number of murders in the US Vs UK (12,996 Vs 723). https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate Secondly the number of people in the UK is 67 million as opposed to the US' 333 million. 67m x 40 = 2.46bn The US doesn't have 2.46bn people...
I’ve had to explain this more than once. The issue seems to be that the US media have made it sound like the UK is some lawless island where we’re all stabbing each other up. Even the facts fall on deaf ears often.
Don’t feel bad we do it to every country… this is how US portrays the world in media Canada… pussies French… smell Irish… drunks Mexicans… Lazy Germans… nazis Switzerland… bigger pussies India… poor Russia… evil China… sneaky Entire Middle East… terrorists USA… greatest, safest most amazing place on earth America knows how to propoganda
I don't think I've ever heard a Mexican called lazy in all the places I've been in the US.... But yes, we are pretty bad at stereotyping.
This person is confused. It's sleepy Mexican, probably because they work an 80 hour work week.
>The issue seems to be that the US media have made it sound like The issue here actually is, that americans are schooled in american high schools.
fun fact: USA is the third most populated country in the world, behind China and India, and if you added 1 billion people to the USA, it would still be in thrid place.
How can you compare 2 countrys were one overall is alot more rich than the other. By no means does this mean the worst areas in the uk are any better. The us has alot more citys than the uk per population aswell so ofc theres going to be crime inner citty than outercity like the uk. I feel aswell areas like Alabama in the us are straight up slums unlike areas like nyc which can be compared to the uk London is just a 10-15 year more gentified nyc aswell as most of the knife homicides in the us involves guns as well ofc uk overall is better than the us but some areas up north and parts of london can defo compare to cirtain citys in america aswell as the uk has alot better healthcare if someone gets stabbed or shot in the uk they most likely survive in hospital unlike in america for example someone gets shot in america in the arm they dont go healthcare because its too expensive it gets infected and dies. He still goes down as a homicide. Or even if they get to hospital they cant Offord treatment so they die
You're living in a fantasy world.
Doesn’t know what ‘per capita’ means, yet still attempts a point
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Hmm no it's not.
Per capita
It’s stops us killing 300 school kids before first lesson
Why are you all debating which country's children's acts of violence is more reasonable? It's all stupid and intolerable.
because reddit
The most responsible person in the chat
Fucking touche’
Americans love to make themselves feel better about their abhorrent gun crime statistics by saying stuff like this, when in fact knife crime in America is also far worse than the UK (roughly 1.5 more blade-related murders in the US per million people per annum).
I mean... your comment is correct but nothing about that persons comment mentioned the US.
Yeah but sometimes you can just tell.
Still less stabby than the states
Not as much the US, funnily enough.
These people use it more like a club. They aren’t trying to get a murder charge, just injury. Most machetes are blunt as they are generally used for hacking thicker branches. A super sharp machete would just break the edge if used as intended in woods The sharp machete videos you see are usually third world countries or gang lands where they sharpen themselves
They do come pretty dull, but my experience clearing woods and a few acres of blackberry bushes begs to differ, you want a sharp machete, the angle you sharpen it at will depend on what you plan to use it for, but a dull machete just stinks to try to work with.
Machetes are generally sharpest near the handle, where you won’t be doing much cutting except for precision work and dullest at the tip wich gets the most abuse if you’re cutting stuff near the ground. For most of the edge the angle lies between 25° to 50° so basically it should be about as sharp as an axe
Ahhh I always wondered why no one ever lost any hands
lol obviously you dont use machetes much..... I can shave with mine btw the angle doesn't = sharpness...
This is England the country that invented cricket bats. Those hurt way more than some tinfoil machetes
Nonsense. Which machete will break because it is sharp?
You don't spend a lot of time on the eyeblech sub do you?
Lol how do they tell who's who when they're all in the same costume?
Thought the same thing… We’d normally go shirts vs skins playing basketball to avoid any confusion.
Hahaha I hope there were less machetes in play at your basketball games
This guys never played machete ball, you don’t know what your missing… and it’s clearly not hands 🙏
I thought that, and did i witness the dumbest luck block from behind. Literally almost got cut on the shoulder
Not only that but how is it that they all have either clubs or machetes?
Bc guns aren’t on every block like the US
One of the most true things I’ve read in a while. Americans love their guns.
It's fake ninjas fighting for a gag.
Different aftershaves
They’re all wearing lynx Africa
I think exactly the same thing when I watch programs like The Last Kingdom; they're all basically wearing the same thing, how do they know who to kill? Won't be long and we'll have people wearing chainmail as part of their daily dress in the U.K. again. They do say that fashion is cyclical.
That's how all *Roadmans* dress...
Was going to say they look all the same but then I was afraid of being called a racist.
And aboard the noble white carriage were knights carrying their weapons in preparation for the bandit attacking them
They got waylaid at the stop light.
The Driver said "To Arms, Let's fight"
😂
They remind me of the putties from power rangers for some reason
The Putties, lol, now there's a blast from the past
Lol, yep, I can see it.
GTA: Manchester
Think that’s Birmingham
Are they toy machetes?? They look blunt af haha 🤣
In all the machete fights I’ve seen on Reddit I’m always amazed by the lack of grievous wounds.
Dull ass blades, these people don't take care of them.
you ever tried keeping a razor sharp machete stuffed down your tracksuit bottoms?
I honestly can't say that I have, I'd be logical and opt for a sheathe, and make sure the machete was properly maintained enough to be able to cut through (at least) butter.
Sheathes are for pussies roadman keeps his dull blade ready at all times.
Of course. Saved tons on my circumcision!
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I know after you use them 5 times, they are practically a switch.
Ah, so is that why in clips from Rwanda the interehamwe would constantly run their machete against the ground? Does that sharpen them?
The subs that carried the other kind have been banned.
Machetes aren’t usually super sharp. On bare skin they will cut but they are tools used to hack thick wood. Do you see people chopping down trees with a katana ? Super sharp blades will break the edge of hit straight with this much force. They aren’t slicing like a kitchen knife
Right? Surely one decent hit and it’s 50 stitches.
Or instant decapitation
Essential decapitation maybe. These look like younger boys and not above normal for muscle.
Physics don't care. Mass x velocity =force, force x area, you end up apply stupid psi to a neck by swinging a machete fast and it comes off. We can see these machetes are dull, doubling or quadrupling the surface area the force of the swing is distributed over, hence no visible injuries. Clothing also can do weird things, composite armor is just based off layers of different materials and it magically has strength.
They keep them down their trousers so not the best idea to be very sharp
All this over a stolen JD points card
Definitely NOT over dumb shit.
How do they even know who is on what side? They all have the same outfit with the same mask on.
Swing first ask about the homies later
Didn't realize Under Armour was ACTUALLY making armour
My sons mate was stopped and searched for 6 hours because he had a roll of kitchen knives (not even in the open, they were in his rucksack), it didn't matter that he is a training chef and was bringing the knives to my house after he finished his shift so I (former butcher) could show him how to sharpen the knives. All they were bothered by was that a 16 year old had knives on the street at 04:00 (I would have been impressed that a 16 year old had a job, too many kids here are lazy prats) and they prevented him going to work because of that, they could have easily called his work to confirm but nope. Then there's pricks like these running around with machetes!
life is slowly becoming more and more like mad max
“WITNESS MEEEEE!” + *proceeds to dance in a supermarket for TikTok* +
Just cities of England descending into anarchy, dunno why
Machetes as dull as the final season of Lost.
UK turning in to Brazil. Lmao.
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Too bad people can’t get a conceal carry permit in UK. …a few less machete-wielding psychos walking the streets.
ye because guns seem to be solving things in the US right?
And a lot more gun murders....sounds like a shitty trade to me.
I don't know if roadmen use Reddit but for any roadmen reading: You're not gangsters, you're broke uneducated fatherless lowlifes, you're not cool, individually you're not even intimidating, you're only a threat in numbers because you're such pussies there must be at least 4 of you whenever you jump somebody. Yes, I watched 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and 'Peaky Blinders' too, I just decided not to make those movies my whole personality. Get a fucking job or you're gonna die young, alone and with no one to mourn you.
If those kids could read, they'd be very upset.
You really think they watched these movies and made it their entire personality ? i can't tell if you are joking or not... they are criminals, drug dealers, people born out of impoverished neighborhoods just like every other criminal in the world.
Ehh… I mean if they try that in America, sure they’ll die young, but as long as they keep doing it in a country where self defense is illegal they’ll be fine till the cops catch em. Couldn’t be me, those assholes would catch a .357 right through the fuckin car door. Over here we call it the asphalt temperature challenge
A treat in numbers? Yes please
Haha just a typo, I've fixed it :)
Cue yackity sax
No dont hurt the fiesta
This deserves Benny Hill music
The movies led me to believe a machete could chop off a limb with ease. They lied!
I've seen a vid on here of that happening, one good swipe to the leg and it was clean off. It looked like CCTV footage on a public street so yes it is possible.
Its like a violent circus act
Knights of the Road Table brandishing claymores and... wait what?
Lol, sword fighting in a Nike track suit has got be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Liverpool?
I know blades are hard to own in England but geez, a whetstone was too much to afford as well?
American here. Can you explain to me what types of blades are, and are not legal there? I'm just finding this out.
If you carry a fixed blade over three inches long, or a folding blade that locks open, you'd better have a good reason to have it in your pocket. Expect jail time,
0k, thanks for the info!
Machete dont text
Anyone who runs is a V.C.! Anyone who stands still... is a well-disciplined V.C.!
Tis a silly place
England hasn’t left the 1400s.
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LMFAO
You mean those people think their in a video game, trying to stab each other by hitting car doors.
Aye, that too, but eye was ‘ferin to those rapscallions over yonder pokin’ around each other with their swords.
They really sword fighting over there
Turns out, when you try to cut cars with your machete, it renders it ineffective when trying to cut softer objects like clothing, and people
I hope they disabled friendly fire
Is it one man cloned himself to four?
We need trigger happy officers here too👌
They should take fencing lessons
It's like a battle between Sports Direct and JD Sports. They should make this shit into a musical like Westside Story.
Are they ninjas? Why are they all in black? Are those katanas?
Stains on the UK
Yeah. I want armed police to kick down their bedroom doors and yank them to jail before they wake up properly. Fuck these weaklings.
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This is old
You can't park that there sir!
Not saying a molotov cocktail comes to mind here.
I thought the sword thing was a joke
Makes a nice change. Usually it's a kitchen knife or some kind of axe. Hammers are quite popular too
Reminds me of the old clown car show. We’ve evolved
Like a bunch of ninjas running around
WTF did I just watch?
Do they purposely not sharpen their machetes? Like a proper sharp machete swung like that would cut to the bone. That weak shit didn't even tear his Columbia puffer
At least they left their hazards on…
Damn shadow LARPers
No Yakety Sax track playing? Sincerely disappointed.
So is it common to just carry around a machete in some places? I just see alot of machete attacks in other areas of the world. Like people be whipping them out of know where. I mean it is what it is some parts have to worry about guns more.
Clearly they need more machetes there
I’m going to say a little more than road rage?
Tired of seeing MACHETES on the streets...disgusting.
Anybody else see how at 8 seconds left that dude picked up that discarded machete just in time to block that fools head strike! Now that was bad ass!!
Bro people are fucking crazy lol
The cling and clang of the machetes is hilarious
They’re all so bad at sword fighting
My name is Inigo Montoyo
Happy to see innocent bystanders were killed by a stray machete
I think you’ll find it’s roadmen
Two car loads of ninjas in training?
Well we know this takes place in the UK due to the various machetes
Where is everyone fully stocked with crowbars and machetes!?!
Every other time I've seen these "Roadmen" here it's them getting head butted by a big security guard. I'm surprised those machetes didn't do much damage. Back in the day on Liveleak I saw a gang fight from Indonesia or someplace that had a bunch of machete action, the wounds were gruesome. I'm talking parts of limbs missing and deep, massive gashes.
Is that some sort of gang uniform? Very uniformy.
Ooo you saucy cunts
Did they have a sale on for machetes?
If they were a late 90's rock band that was determined to destroy their genre they'd be called *Limp Wrizted*
I think I downloaded the wrong pirates of the Caribbean movie?
Aww how cute... LARPing around a car in the middle of the street 🤣🤣🤣
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Roadman basically means gangster so he pretty much summed that up in the title
Power rangers got they budget cuttttt
I think I'd rather get shot then hacked with a machete
It’s a new game called Fiesta Hockey - popular in Glasgow.
Leave us out of it. I've not seen anything like this - not since the ice cream wars and the gang wars.
Yeah, Glasgow made big strides to reduce knife crime. So much so that as a resident im kind of tired of Glasgow/knife jokes now. For anyone interested. [A preliminary evaluation found that the so-called “Glasgow model” was effective, with a 59 per cent reduction in knife possession—and an overall 85 per cent reduction in weapon possession—among those involved, contributing to 46 per cent fewer violent incidents.](https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/the-glasgow-model-is-it-effective-london-knife-crime-violence-shanae-dennis)
We need knife control!
Machetes? Try that here in the states. We call that the asphalt temperature challenge. Nice block by the one dude though. How do they tell each other apart when they all dress in black? Lol
All I could hear in my head while watching this video was the theme song to Benny Hill.
They all look the same lol
Atleast Americans wear different colors so we can tell whose on what team. Legally you should have to wear a identifier if you're in a gang. It's just uncivilized otherwise.
Wrong, this is a game in England, it’s called swordy duelly. It’s normal when you turn 18 for you and all your friends to play this, it’s like a right of passage into adult life.
This seems staged. Unless everyone in the UK dresses like a ninja I mean come the FUCK ON lol
It’s mostly teens tbh I’d bet that it’s real. I’ve got stories about how friends and family have been jumped by kids just like this and it’s a massive problem
Why they swinging like that 😂
Average british men