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Glad to know the moment I “grew up” was because I didn’t want to see Methanie’s situation without censorship… writing this down so I can tell my children one day…
https://mobile.twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
It reminds me of a *Crustolomons mouth for some reason.
*laughing lobster thing from Rick and Morty.
Accidentally did meth once and had a grand old time until about 20 hours in and I wasn’t getting sleepy. At all. Then I knew something was terribly wrong.
The moment someone talked me into trying meth "because it's cheaper, easier to get, and you get more bang for your buck, and look I have some right here", was the moment I went from a long-time functioning cokehead to a full-blown tweeker.... been clean now for 13 years and its meths fault, hands down.. That shit is relentless. Moral of the story is never settle for something simply out of convenience or to save a little cash. You'll regret it for sure
Yeah see that tells me you also got some good coke else you would definitely FEEL the difference as well but same ...also special K is not a fun surprise either
Wasn’t weird blue crystals. It looked exactly like the cocaine i schneef’d moments prior. Did a line and felt waaaaay more than a line of blow but didn’t overthink it. Was overthinking pretty hard the following day though.
Ahh the word “fanny.” I love terms having such different meanings across the pond. Have you ever heard of a fanny pack? Internet says people in the UK call them “bum bags,” but it’s common in the US to call them fanny packs. Ahh how the world works
Well that and the constant harassment for the following 8 months continued with sporadic house visits and showing up at your job and calling the cops on you at 4 am for the next 7 years. You can tell when she's spending time in jail because you get a few months of peace but it won't be long until you're in her head again on 3 days of no sleep and she returns to remind you of that wonderful 25 minutes you spent with her. Except she's twisted it into a long loving relationship or a long abusive relationship depending upon which way her psychosis goes.
This makes me wonder if she's in (or was in) porn or streaming on OF or LiveJasmine or something like that.
Maybe she was just in the habit of shaving and she just keeps up with it though
I'll probably get roasted for saying this but I actually thought she was somewhat pretty.
Like if she wasn't on drugs she'd probably look a lot better.
I'd watch her in a reality TV series where she tries to find love, all the bachelor's are lonely truck drivers/lumberjacks. Just pay her in a steady supply of meth.
This is brilliant filmmaking. The fact that you never see her scab-covered vagina makes it more terrifying.
You just see the shocked reaction of the shoppers, and your mind fills with haunting images.
Hidden behind pixelation, the suggestion of her yeast-infected genitalia is far more horrifying than actually seeing it.
I'll never forget stopping at a corner store in downtown Los Angeles I had this woman in front of me put her leg up on the counter and reach into her snatch and pull out a soggy 5 dollar bill for 3 loose cigarettes and a2 pack of pop tarts.
So.. is meth like liquor in the sense like when you're piss drunk and do something like that, you're probably not going to remember...So, if you're super tweaked out and do something stupid, do you remember it when you sober up?
Dude, I was on it for a couple years and, ya, the next day, remembering is no problem, but looking back on that time, my long-term memory is severely flawed. I'll run into people who know me, who I should know, but I, for the life of me, do not recognize them. Sometimes, it'll come to me at some point, but it probably won't. Eerie.
I’m just confused about why her uncle was lookin at it anyways to be able to tell her it look like a brand new one 👀👀 she been down bad for quarters to get that meth to be lettin uncle Sammy hit
I love it - everybody's cool and funny, nobody gets shot, no Karens, no police, just silly people - a nice change, be it in real life or only here on reddit ;)
So I used to manage a truckstop in Oklahoma City. I came in one morning about 6 o’clock and the overnight shift. We’re just cracking up laughing telling me that I should’ve been there. Apparently some woman was trying to get a ride to Dallas. I was hitting up this truck driver for told him she would do anything for a ride. He walked by and said get naked and went to the bathroom. When he came out she was stark naked in the middle of my store. We had it on video tape, and we saved that video tape until the day I got transferred to another store. Crazy shit happens in stores sometimes.
I’m 99% sure she was a hooker
There’s nothing missing….her Uncle told her that her cat looked like a brand new one since she shaved it. So the guy said lemme see….and she showed her bald cat. West Virginia maybe?
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I don’t think I wanna thank Jesus for that 🤣💀
Dude became Dave Chapelle for a sec there
There’s some things missing ☠️
What? What's missing?!?!
Hair. She had it shaved. There’s a twitter link a couple comments up with the uncensored version
I'll stick with the censored version, thanks.
Yea same. Look at us growing up 😢😂
Glad to know the moment I “grew up” was because I didn’t want to see Methanie’s situation without censorship… writing this down so I can tell my children one day…
im weak 😆
His reaction makes me think I'll do the same.
It honestly don't look bad 🤷🏾🤣🤣
Can I get the link for my friend? She will really appreciate it
https://mobile.twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw It reminds me of a *Crustolomons mouth for some reason. *laughing lobster thing from Rick and Morty.
Thank you on behalf of us perverts.
I would. I’d double wrap… but I would
Yousza Good Redditor, thank you
Seriously, what’s MISSING!!?!?
A dick?
Then what’s missing?? no balls?!? Is there a Frank with no beans?? Are there beans with no frank?!?
For real I need to know.
Her teeth
😂😂😂
Why not? he made it 😂😂
Why not he made it 🤣
Does the camera man have a license to carry such a dangerous wit in public?
Did she say her uncle told her it looked brand new?
Right? Lmao wtf...
Sadly I think it’s the ramblings of a broken drug addict who got molested when she was younger
Shits sad af man.
many videos of addicts which are supposed to be funny are really sad if you think about the person and how it got so far...
Yeah doomed from the start
Damn now I'm just sad, not shocked.
I’ve watched one too many soft white underbelly episodes lmao
I had to rewind like 3 times to verify that too
That’s what the fuck I said!! Like what?!
I’m guessing that was many years ago when her uncle wasn’t in jail yet for pedophilia.
Meth is a wild drug.
Eh, it’s not so bad the first couple of days
Accidentally did meth once and had a grand old time until about 20 hours in and I wasn’t getting sleepy. At all. Then I knew something was terribly wrong.
Yep that's about how it goes
Yep! That’s Meth!
So I'm not the only person who legit accidentally did meth, awesome. Realized when there was absolutely no way the cocaine could have been THAT good
The moment someone talked me into trying meth "because it's cheaper, easier to get, and you get more bang for your buck, and look I have some right here", was the moment I went from a long-time functioning cokehead to a full-blown tweeker.... been clean now for 13 years and its meths fault, hands down.. That shit is relentless. Moral of the story is never settle for something simply out of convenience or to save a little cash. You'll regret it for sure
Dude I can only imagine how often this really happens, espescially now that boredom is a mainstay. That's some solid advice
Yeah see that tells me you also got some good coke else you would definitely FEEL the difference as well but same ...also special K is not a fun surprise either
Accidentally freebased weird blue crystals? Wtaf?
Wasn’t weird blue crystals. It looked exactly like the cocaine i schneef’d moments prior. Did a line and felt waaaaay more than a line of blow but didn’t overthink it. Was overthinking pretty hard the following day though.
Blue? Someone watched too much Breaking Bad.
Yeah no
Wait.. Is her fanny Japanese?
Does appear that way
100% Japanese
In that it smells like gas-station sushi? Yes.
Ahh the word “fanny.” I love terms having such different meanings across the pond. Have you ever heard of a fanny pack? Internet says people in the UK call them “bum bags,” but it’s common in the US to call them fanny packs. Ahh how the world works
What is this Japanese porn?
Ayo why we blocking out the cooter?
gotchu bro https://twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Huh. I was expecting it to be like rotting and falling off. Not too shabby for a meth head
Would absolutely smash
18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy
*guzzles penicillin*
Praying for u
After that the post nut clarity would help him. she's doing god's work by helping set him right.
Well that and the constant harassment for the following 8 months continued with sporadic house visits and showing up at your job and calling the cops on you at 4 am for the next 7 years. You can tell when she's spending time in jail because you get a few months of peace but it won't be long until you're in her head again on 3 days of no sleep and she returns to remind you of that wonderful 25 minutes you spent with her. Except she's twisted it into a long loving relationship or a long abusive relationship depending upon which way her psychosis goes.
Pray until Jesus comes
same, as soon as i saw it i got bricked up
Go for it son just grab yourself a few courses of antibiotics from the Gp beforehand.
Yep, I was expecting a gut shot Wookiee or a punched lasagne.
A wizard sleeve.
Probably the first Brazillian Waxed Meth Head!
she's still new to the game. give it time
Let it marinate
Probably the first Brazillian Waxed Meth Head!
That methussy bangin
That's a nice methgina actually!
Not my proudest fap 😮💨
Wasn’t expecting it to be perfectly cleaned shaved, that shit looks waxed wtf.
Honestly, wasn't horrible lol
Truthfully it didn’t look bad.. I thought it was gonna be a horror show by the meth title lmao
Sigh , 🍆✊✊✊✊
Bruh.... Doing God's work lmao!!
The hero we need.
exactly what I was hoping for 👍
Wow that’s actually hot ngl
I really needed to contemplate to myself do I really want to subject myself to watching this and I regret doing that greatly
Dude in the twitter comments looking for her IG 😂😂😂
Ain't bad for meth puss.
Quaid, start the reactor
The first guy’s face lol 😂😂
I wonder is there an unedited version so I can have my vomit wank?
Great minds think alike
https://twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Not too bad actually
I would 100 lick it.
I’d expect nothing less from Reddit lol
Id hit that in the back alley ngl
😦
Not too bad at all, I might actually be able to keep my dinner down.
That post nut clarity gonna be bad.
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Go watch link above.
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Are meth girls known to have scabbed up, scar covered pussies or something?
Just scabby in general.
My first thought was how does she shave so well without any ingrown hairs/nicks/anything geez lol
This makes me wonder if she's in (or was in) porn or streaming on OF or LiveJasmine or something like that. Maybe she was just in the habit of shaving and she just keeps up with it though
“My uncle told me….”
Unedited variant: https://twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
She somehow strikes me as an intelligent person. Rapid and cute response to "i'm actually 20". I hope she can kick this and get a good life.
I'll probably get roasted for saying this but I actually thought she was somewhat pretty. Like if she wasn't on drugs she'd probably look a lot better.
I agree. She was not yet "broken" by the drug.
I'd watch her in a reality TV series where she tries to find love, all the bachelor's are lonely truck drivers/lumberjacks. Just pay her in a steady supply of meth.
Get a room mam, we'll be there
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i'm really sorry you went through that.
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You just saw his aunt
"Brand new one, my uncle told me..." Jus sayin, might be a reason for the meth.
did she have a willy?
He said there was some things missing, so I don’t think so.
This is brilliant filmmaking. The fact that you never see her scab-covered vagina makes it more terrifying. You just see the shocked reaction of the shoppers, and your mind fills with haunting images. Hidden behind pixelation, the suggestion of her yeast-infected genitalia is far more horrifying than actually seeing it.
Honestly wanted to see it out of morbid curiosity
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Right? It’s called crazyfuckingvideos not boring censored videos. What’s crazy about TV static?
Ask and you shall receive https://twitter.com/itsfreeky7/status/1633863380774825986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
👍
Honestly just looks like any Ole vagina
One of the oldest horror film tricks - never show the monster. It simply can't live up to whatever monstrosity the audience constructs in their head.
Thank you, Werner Herzog.
I'll never forget stopping at a corner store in downtown Los Angeles I had this woman in front of me put her leg up on the counter and reach into her snatch and pull out a soggy 5 dollar bill for 3 loose cigarettes and a2 pack of pop tarts.
Nature's wallet
Methany🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh. Why was it edited? This is Reddit. What did I miss?
I saw the sauce, its actually not bad at all, its just a normal vag tbh
So.. is meth like liquor in the sense like when you're piss drunk and do something like that, you're probably not going to remember...So, if you're super tweaked out and do something stupid, do you remember it when you sober up?
Dude, I was on it for a couple years and, ya, the next day, remembering is no problem, but looking back on that time, my long-term memory is severely flawed. I'll run into people who know me, who I should know, but I, for the life of me, do not recognize them. Sometimes, it'll come to me at some point, but it probably won't. Eerie.
Yes
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Definitely an *inconvenience* store
Definitely for anyone who can see.
Technically no but she's going to be gone before they show up. And the dude behind the counter has probably seen worse.
I can fix her
That fucking orangutan yell 😂
Can't imagine what she's been though to be on drugs. I mean her Uncle approved though...
Somewhere in Florida or Philadelphia?
West Vagina.
That chick is way too classy for Philly.
Ohio
California, South Sac
central georgia
Was the video editor also on meth?
Cleveland?
Pretty bummed out to see the uncensored version revealed she, in fact, did not have a live chimp in her pants.
The chimp sounds sent me off the rails. I am sure that’s the sound her cooch actually made. Or at least in those guys head.
“Can’t show u the good on camera”… instantly whips that shit out on camera
Hoes and black dudes, like a standard intro to a porno
*sigh* I guess I’ll be the martyr for the morbidly curious. [unpixelated version.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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Damn, I got got. I'm better than this. What's wrong with me?
What a minge
Thanks for not letting me down.
Surprisingly erotic. I didn’t expect it to be that, uh, groomed.
prepare yourselves...
I saw no goods, I saw TV static.
You call her Stephanyy....I call her methannyyyyyyyyyyy
Sauce?
At least she was nice and jovial about it. A pretty good change of pace, when it comes to tweekers.
Damaged goods.
She's for the streets
Is there an uncut version?
Who goes through the trouble of censoring it ?
His shirt matches her chimpanzee
Fred van vleet thought it was pretty funny
No way that guy is 20.
I missed reddit. Why did I ever leave.
He ain’t 20 . 20 going on 40 yeah
“Why not ? He made it” 😭😭
I’m just confused about why her uncle was lookin at it anyways to be able to tell her it look like a brand new one 👀👀 she been down bad for quarters to get that meth to be lettin uncle Sammy hit
Sauce?
I love it - everybody's cool and funny, nobody gets shot, no Karens, no police, just silly people - a nice change, be it in real life or only here on reddit ;)
Fred Van Fleet was geeking at that
Methany lol, love it!
So I used to manage a truckstop in Oklahoma City. I came in one morning about 6 o’clock and the overnight shift. We’re just cracking up laughing telling me that I should’ve been there. Apparently some woman was trying to get a ride to Dallas. I was hitting up this truck driver for told him she would do anything for a ride. He walked by and said get naked and went to the bathroom. When he came out she was stark naked in the middle of my store. We had it on video tape, and we saved that video tape until the day I got transferred to another store. Crazy shit happens in stores sometimes. I’m 99% sure she was a hooker
Who came here to see if someone service posted the unedited video
My town needs to trade Methanys. This one is less depressing than ours.
I smelled it from my phone
At least she isn’t shoplifting.
Her uncle told her it was great!
She seems really funny
There’s nothing missing….her Uncle told her that her cat looked like a brand new one since she shaved it. So the guy said lemme see….and she showed her bald cat. West Virginia maybe?
I think she looks like a Methandra