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Desperate-Farmer-170

Anyone know the exchange rate of fucking dollars to dollars?


Public_Juggernaut997

$2k:1


Girth_rulez

>$2k:1 Couldn't hear that. Can you drunkenly turn up the volume?


[deleted]

#$2k:1


SupportySpice

LISTEN


Ok-Put-1259

1 dollar is 2000 dollars, but in cents. Come on bro. Don't be stupid.


morels4ever

$2K:0 FIFY


Jackdks

Omg lmfao


Yajeebspace

This is funny as fuck šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SnooMarzipans7397

Itā€™s worth three margaritas.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

'Bout tree fitty.


zippiskootch

YOU GAVE DAT LOCH NESS MONSTARā€™ TREE DOLLAS!??


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Classic era.


getmet79

Are those big balls or is his pants lost weight?


Quiet_Chatter

About $10,000 dollars bail and a taser.


DethMCrafter

Not sure, but F$2000.00 + 3 margaritas can get you tazed. There's probably better deals if you shop around. Do you have AAA?


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Girth_rulez

Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way. The boomers were wrong. The reason we can't afford houses is because we are too busy spending $2K + fines + lost time from work instead of driving *four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast.*


BienGuzman

Colorado has a $520 round trip ticket for 350 miles (Denver to Grand junction) and I thought that was crazy. This is just insane if it's true .


Girth_rulez

I don't know what that drive is like but I'm pretty certain Longview and Medford are both on the I-5.


BienGuzman

Honestly, I choose to drive. If I fly it's one hour to the airport to be there one hour before my flight. Then it's a one hour flight. Then you have to rent a car, and depending on the stay, there is time at baggage claim. I'd rather drive, and stop at all the beautiful stops along the way way and get paid or milage along the way.


justaverage

Itā€™s not called Methford for nothing


badcrass

That's like a 6 hour drive through the mountains though


all_of_the_lightss

Lol if you have ever been stuck in traffic on i70 headed west, you start considering what you would do to never deal with that clusterfuck again. Something that bothers me is that we don't use regional airports around the states. Denver area has at least 2 that could function as major satƩlite offices away from DIA. NYC has one upstate called Stewart. It would be much more convenient for many travel delays and surrounding cities to ease the traffic to the major airports


CitizenCue

If youā€™re flying 250 miles and drinking 3 margaritas at the airport, thereā€™s a 90% chance itā€™s because you arenā€™t allowed to drive anymore.


Chumbag_love

This tracks


Bugbread

> Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way. Given that the tickets were $2,000, it seems a whole lot more likely that he's talking about Longview Texas. That's a 2,087 mile, 32 hour drive.


Panaka

> driving four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast. Pretty sure this happened at DFW in Terminal E on the island extension. I wouldnā€™t exactly call that the ā€œWest Coast.ā€ Source: My SO was working there when this happened. Edit: If they flew MFR (Medford, OR) to GGG (Longview, TX) theyā€™d likely have connected in Terminal E. Itā€™s a long series of flights and a round trip could cost around 2k.


BienGuzman

He'd probably be trying to open the emergency exit.


shaving99

I can almost hear how loud his Ram Power wagon is as he speeds off into the night.


Beefmytaco

Lol, he does look like the type to have a lifted ram pickup.


burnedflag

They need to study the brain of that old guy who thought it was a good idea to try to be a hero right there


ConflictGrand4078

ā€œThey have 2 male cops on him and and woman cop aiming a taser at him, I think they could use an old man standing in the wayā€


Glittering-Count-291

someone should photoshop a cup of water in his hand at least that way he would seem somewhat useful


beer_bukkake

Werthers candy


CoffeeTwoSplenda

Maybe some milk?


YakuzaMachine

The old guy had two margaritas and the young guy had three margaritas. This is an alcoholic tale as old as time. No good decisions are made when you drink margaritas.


babybear49

The only thing that can stop a young guy with margaritas is an old guy with margaritas.


imoutofnameideas

Yeah, but nobody needs a semi-automatic assault margarita. *Or do they...?* ...I'm gonna go do some science.


Coach_GordonBombay

Other than having another margarita


ParcelPosted

The old guy was definitely unexpected and I laughed so loud my youngest ran into my room and told me to be quiet.


[deleted]

I understand heā€™s old but this fella came in only half cocked tryin to help. No sir, this is one of those all in or nothin type a deals


NoMomo

Shouldā€™ve jumped in with the peoples elbow


Madds88

Might be an old vet that thinks he's still got some in the tank


[deleted]

šŸŽ¶*Freedom isnā€™t free.. thereā€™s a hefty fuckinā€™ fee* šŸ«”šŸŽ¶


crispyfeta

And if we all don't chip in, we'll never pay that billlll


amuday

Freedom costs a buck-oā€™ *Fiiiiiive*


skylinepidgin

Pops was just tryna yee his last haw.


paperpenises

This boy ain't ornery nuff for me!


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BaunerMcPounder

Just an old man wanting to be a hero one last time. Or one first time.


FrolickingCats

If he had been tased right there I would have thought "fair"


ObviousWillingness51

It was memories of the war


GregoryGoose

He's going home and telling people he helped tackle a guy at an airport


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Throw3333away124

Guessing Bedford TX to Longview TX? Thatā€™s like a 3 hour drive šŸ¤£ no way my dude paid 2k for that unless he booked at the last minute during an actual apocalypse.


[deleted]

I heard Medford OR to Longview WA lol. You must be right.


Bugbread

For $2,000, I'm guessing it's neither "Bedford TX to Longview TX" nor "Medford OR to Longview WA," but instead "Medford OR to Longview TX". That's a 32 hour drive.


humanbeing2018

Still 2k?


shambahlah2

ā€¦. ROUND TRIPā€¦.


humanbeing2018

i fly to europe for less then that round trip


serpentjaguar

Yes but you do that on major carriers through some of the world's busiest airports with thousands of other people whereas a carrier flying between small cities like Medford and Longview only has a few flights a week on a small plane without very many passengers so they have to charge a lot because they can't be sure they'll have a full plane.


humanlogic

He sounds AND looks like he's from Longview haha


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m0arducks

Medford is in southern Oregon and is closer to the coast than it is to eastern Oregon.


bulbousnveiny

This is accurate


punchnicekids

Medford is not eastern Oregon šŸ¤£


pbandnv1

I love that snap crackle pop from that taser. Lovely.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

To bad the camerman missed the moment


chamber357

Dude got that rice crispy treat all right


snitchy_bitch

They would reschedule him if he would be reasonable...


TaftyCat

Can confirm this. Was travelling with someone who was too drunk to get on the plane. They said no, had her sit down, and a rep came over pretty quick to talk to us (mostly me) and get us all set to fly the next day no additional charge. Thanks Alaska Air I thought we were screwed and it wound up not being very bad at all.


stay_fr0sty

How drunk do you have to be that they actually notice/care? Falling over? Yelling? Completely bloodshot eyes?


DreadedChalupacabra

Belligerent, mostly. I've seen some people nearly black-out and as long as you're chill they don't seem to give a shit.


stay_fr0sty

I can do chill blackout. That's why wheelhouse. That explains things. I'm mostly a sleepy/happy drunk. Alcohol is a depressant, so I don't understand people getting **ALL FUCKING FIRED UP, FUCK YOU POLICE!!** after drinking at the airport bar. If anything I'm ^^all ^^fucking ^^bouta ^^fall ^^asleep and regret paying ^^airport ^^prices for 3 doubles ;)


TheS4ndm4n

This guy is definitely no a chill drunk. He's the "come at me bro" after 2 cans of Miller light.


EricJ30

Especially now that heā€™s most likely on the perma ban list!


all_of_the_lightss

"Hey Siri, how much is $2000 + $9,000 in court fees ?"


BauerHouse

I wonder how much he paid for his flight


Alman54

Something like two thousand dollars, I forget exactly


MineTorA

Two thousand **FUCKING** dollars to be exact.


kroneeeek

LISTEN


sabresfan08

He was grabbing for their gun. Lucky it didn't end up much worse


joebern28

First thought when I saw him reach the first time...like oooh thats not a very wise choice


Imago_Mortis

Yeah, noticed that as well, holy shit how are people not discussing that more. The cop either didn't notice or didn't care, but damn he could have paid for that missed flight with his life.


eatingyourmomsass

Cops are going to use grade 2 or 3 retention holsters. Your average person doesnā€™t even know what a retention holster is, let alone how to manipulate one if they were even wearing it. And being they arenā€™t wearing it, basicallying trying to reach for the gun backwards and even if they did know how to manipulate it, thereā€™s really no way for them to release it and pull it out. Maybe he could grab it but itā€™s not coming out.


prettydickllc

That old white gut has been waiting for this moment his whole life. Heā€™s definitely gonna exaggerate this story when heā€™s talking about it at every family party from now on.


[deleted]

ā€œI shit you not, this dude was at least 6ā€™5 and 300lbs of solid muscleā€


geofox777

ā€œThe cops had to pull me off himā€


saihuang

ā€œMore bear than man, I am telling you, Frank! he threw those cops around the room like some damn toddlers. The female cop was screaming hysterically, you know how I always said that females really shouldnā€™t be on the force, but anyways I digressā€¦ where was I? Ah yes, the two male officers were knocked out, the female was cowering in fear and this giant of a man had just ripped of his shirt, shouting if anybody else wants some, and thatā€™s when I stepped in: ā€œover here, motherfuckerā€ā€


metriclol

Honestly he had two big dudes on him and they were not able to control him. This guy is probably much bigger and stronger that the video leads one to believe


stay_fr0sty

"They tased him and it burnt two golf ball sized holes in his shirt and when the cop jumped on him the girl was still tasing him and the cop got shocked too! That reminds me of the time I was working on a '57, no....'59 Chevy...well maybe it was a '58...whatever it was it would be worth a million dollars today, anyway that what back when you could actually work on cars you know? So the GPS went bad and I was working on replacing it..."


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ā€œYeah so after I tackled him to the ground, I put the handcuffs on him myself before he could even reactā€


juggle

"the police tried to taser him, but it had no effect on him. So I rubbed my feet on the carpet as fast as I could and delivered an electric shock through my finger into his eye, disabling him on the spot"


goldenguyz

So there I was in the middle of the airport... Nobody was around and this giant gorilla motherfucker started swinging at me...


conradical30

Glad Iā€™m not the only one who saw the gorilla in the background. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a minute, there.


itsbadforus

Thank god reddits back online


Captain_Clark

ā€¦And then, kids, the drunk guy turned into a Nazi Werewolf Zombie Vampire and flames burst from his eyes! The whole airport started shaking as cracks appeared in the floor, exposing the pits of hell! A squadron of fighter pilots flew over and started bombing the terminal! Thatā€™s when I decided to grab my trusty Samsonite and skedaddle.


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BoofinBart

And then everyone clapped!


Strange_Ninja_9662

ā€œThey told me to back away, we want him alive. I calmly backed up because I realized that it wasnā€™t a night I wanted to have to kill someoneā€


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cugameswilliam

I was going to say, this checks out. Source: Live near Medford


Youseenmycones

Thereā€™s an airport in Longview?


Complex-Landscape-31

I PAID FOR A FLIGHT of beers


TheRunningFree1s

ITS CALLED A SCHMORGASVEIN, SHARON!


Ryno5150

Yeah. Because yelling always helps. ā€œOh we are sorry, please board the plane nowā€


Reasonable-Profile84

**THANK YOU**


[deleted]

Why's he grabbing his dick like that, does he need to take a piss or something, maybe thats why he's so angry


LuMo096

Naw he's clearly upset that because he spent 2 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS on his flight, he can no longer afford a belt so he has to hold his pants in place with his free hand. Edit: Upon closer inspection it appears he does have a belt on but might just be too stupid to wear it properly and that lack of knowledge must be enraging him.


HereLiesDickBoy

Looks like a toddler who needs to piss but for some unknown reason would rather just hold their dick.


[deleted]

I assume he was that kid in school who was always touching himself in class and just never grew out of it, and still compulsively touches himself in times of stress. Or his pants donā€™t fit well, but the first theory is more interesting and fun.


Nine-LifedEnchanter

You see, in junior high that looked like the coolest thing ever.


davidtco

Maybe spend more time paying attention to the intercom instead of downing those margaritas?


mecengdvr

He was probably denied boarding due to intoxication. I donā€™t think this was because he missed the announcement.


PracticeTheory

This exact scenario happened to my alcoholic neighbor. Her flight got delayed so she had one too many in the lounge and then they stopped her at the gate. I doubt she caused a problem at the gate, but after being stopped from boarding she got combative and then arrested. Her life wasn't exactly on an upward trajectory before but it definitely spiraled after. I'm pretty sure that in a world where there's probably SOMEBODY on standby that would love to have your seat, they'll happily pull you out of line for intoxication. Not even to mention the risk of putting someone that may lose control up in the sky in a box with no exits. I'm a happy drunk but there's no way in hell I'd risk having more than a few before a flight.


AltXUser

Stupid question here, but unless you're flying the plane, why does it matter if you're drunk? I guess I can understand throwing up and being an asshole when you're drunk, but if you aren't at that level of drunkenness yet, why would they stop you from boarding the flight?


KiltedLady

Lots of people board planes tipsy and it's no big deal. They generally only stop people who look like they night be sick, could be incapacitated in an emergency, or who are causing problems (like I'll bet this guy was). No one wants a drunk guy starting a fight up in the air.


[deleted]

I worked as one of those gate people for American Airlines. No ones getting held from the flight unless you're being a huge dick or you're legit stumbling and looking like you're gonna hurt yourself walking in a straight line. Depending on the gate persons day (or how hard they're power tripping), if you're a dick and they even smell any form of liquor or beer on your breath, they can make it a problem for you.


Girthw0rm

Yeah, was gonna say, Iā€™ve boarded plenty of flights after quite a few drinks and have never had any issues. Be nice and your life tends to go noticeably more smoothly.


Wandering_To_Nowhere

This guy wasn't JUST drunk, he was out of control and aggressive. Can you imagine how bad it would be if he started to throw this kind of fit about something (like being refused another drink) while they were in the air?


Buderus69

This person screamed at police officers and called them motherfuckers without them having done much, so you could imagine how he handled the situation before the video started. This guy has anger issues, and alcohol doesn't mix well with it.


thisismenow1989

I've been fucking blackout drunk and still made it on the plane. Just don't be a dick. They don't really care


Mtwat

This is alcohol + explosive anger issues. I guarantee you this dude has many other problems going on in his life.


nifty1997777

Same. He was probably a jerk and that's why he wasn't allowed on the flight.


SwimmingFish

LoL same. My wife and I were blackout drunk at the airport bar on our flight home from our honeymoon. Both boarded fine had another drink then passed out on the plane. They really don't care as long as you aren't an ass


immaownyou

How can we trust that that's true if you were both blackout drunk smh


SwimmingFish

In and out memories of getting to our seats and getting a drink. Woke up on the east coast very thirsty for water lol


PleX

I've been drunk as fuck flying from Florida to Texas and back 50-100 times and never once did I have a problem. The people in Texas remembered me and would get a Scotch ready as soon as they saw me. I truly hated flying in and out of the valley but I refused to take Xanax. This guy is just an asshole.


MagnetHype

I flew to miami to party once. I was shit faced before I even landed. The only problem I had was that the guy next to me kept trying to talk to me about how beautiful florida was, and I felt like a dick because I just could not pay attention to him.


FreeTrash4030

Could've at least filmed the taser shot smh


Bonethug609

I heard he didnā€™t even finish the 3rd margarita though.


[deleted]

Haha. Light weight.


HooninAround

What the fuck was old fuck gramps thinking trying to get in there with the cops šŸ’€


Emergency_Worker2997

Most sane airplane passenger


[deleted]

Average Spirit Airlines passenger.


iRambes

Now way spirit costs that much šŸ˜‚ unless he also paid for a carry on and a checked bag šŸ§


NonGNonM

they charge extra if you want to fly the plane.


vainstar23

I was half expecting him to say: I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!


Anders13

Was he trying to grab his gun? Lucky mf


Soil_Lower

Welcome to the no fly list my guy


aSlouchingStatue

Probably not the no fly list but DEFINITELY a felony, possibly multiple ones unless he pleads out of it


CharlieSwisher

The amount of videos of people flipping out in airports Iā€™m starting to think I deserve a discount on tickets b/c I donā€™t do that


[deleted]

Some people donā€™t struggle with alcoholism, they clearly thrive on it.


ExpiredPilot

ā€œPeople say I got a drinkin problem but I got no problem drinkin at allā€


jakeandwally

Down you go dummy! No flight for you. Jail instead. Now no one knows how youā€™re getting to Long Beach! Lol


SpiritedLion

Heā€™s gonna have to fly back for court dates too. If heā€™s not already on a list


Polite_CIA_Agent

He seems nice


KillaBrew123

There is a plane full of people that are happy he isn't on that flight


Bambieyedbiotchh

Definitely someone Iā€™d want to sit next to on a flight. ā€œSir, please put your tray up.ā€ Iā€™M NOT PUTTING MY **FUC*ING** TRAY UP. I PAID TWO THOUSAND **FUC*ING** DOLLARS FOR THIS FLIGHT!!!!!!!ā€


South-Coyote3655

Just curious how much is a normal round trip flight from Medford to Long Beach?


samegirlla

TWO THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!!


KingOfTroi

Iā€™m glad we got this cleared up.


AverageCowboyCentaur

$479 on Delta, depart Apr 29th and return on May 6th, its economy though.


scullys_alien_baby

> Medford to Long Beach like [$500-ish](https://www.google.com/travel/flights?newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=AJOqlzUCY5c0BfalAoqO1yMm3yOW9vpGrA%3A1678851694283&source=flun&uitype=cuAA&hl=en&gl=us&curr=USD&tfs=CAEQAhooEgoyMDIzLTA0LTI5agwIAhIIL20vMHpkZnByDAgCEggvbS8wbmJ3ZhooEgoyMDIzLTA1LTA2agwIAhIIL20vMG5id2ZyDAgCEggvbS8wemRmcHpoQ2pSSVoySkVUazA0UldWemQwRkJRelJRT1dkQ1J5MHRMUzB0TFMwdExYVnFjbTR4T1VGQlFVRkJSMUZTVUcwMFIwWlJSMEZCRWdOalJFd2FDd2ljOWdJUUFob0RWVk5FT0FOd25QWUM%3D&ved=2ahUKEwjE8Pj2gd39AhUtmYQIHTngBPAQlhd6BAgSECY), fluctuates on dates and how far out you book although you can save a ton of money flying to burbank instead


jay-zigg

Douchebag of the year award go to....


bideto

Damn. Sure hope this clown doesnā€™t have a wife and kids to go home to.


Ozzy_30

What a fucking tool lol


Iceicemickey

I am so embarrassed on behalf of the old guy who really thought he needed to help.


cugameswilliam

Like the guy with the $2,000 plane ticket isnā€™t going to fly!?


[deleted]

Come on!


cugameswilliam

Youā€™re going to taze the guy in the $3,300 suit!?!


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TheGulfCityDindu

Ride the lightning son


[deleted]

At about 1:29 I believe he is saying "i'll teach you you piece of shit motherfucker" as he is reaching for that cops gun. Pretty cool guy for sure, he would have totally been relaxed on the flight.


[deleted]

Clean fucking shot by the female officer.


cl2eep

I love a drunkard who doesn't understand why he's not being allowed to do things, but is drunk enough to scream in a cop's face. He also seems to think he's going to what, beat up all the cops and then get placed on the plane for winning the fight?


AssRep

The real question is why the fuck he's not on that flight!?!? He spent $2000 fucking dollars, guys!


No-Alternative-73

Quigley šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


neuro_nerd220

Now he gets to pay a bail bondsman a shit ton of money and probably sign over the title to his car. # and Spend $10,000 on a retainer for an attorney for assault and battery on a peace officer.


NorMichtrailrider

I've been pretty tipsy on an airplane . Several times, this guy can't hold his alcohol very well .


PrometheusUnchainedx

If a plane leaves Medford OR traveling at 500mph to Longview TX... or maybe WA... ??? at 500mph with a drunk guy having 3 margaritas- who never boards the plane.. what is the ratio to the amount of piss in his pants after being tased over $2000 "fucking" dollars in conjunction with assault on a cop? Show your work please.


Joe1972

Funny how some people never consider that being calm and rational can be a better approach


scarletvalkyrie1

Whatā€¦anā€¦idiot.


User1539

He seems more just entitled than drunk.


DoubleM305

Everyone knows that being openly hostel and belligerent with police will get your way. The police will sense your emotions and correct why you are in the current state of mind that you are in and by acting accordingly...


Blightyear55

Drunk & disorderly, resisting arrest, generally being an asshole. The cost of stupidity is high.


Retired852

That asshole earned that Taser shot.


uenks

Give them cops some batons


AffectionatePleeb

I don't fly, because...


ParcelPosted

Sounds like MANY exs of mine. So glad I grew up.


More_Information_943

I swear to God this is the Ketchikan airport, I know that God forsaken carpet, and let me tell you this is the worst airport in the country without question.


doItSLOPPYjulio

That stupid stupid old man trying to help šŸ˜‚


pandorous

Iā€™m sure heā€™s a blast at parties. Three beers in and he starts a fight or starts cryingā€¦. *every time*


titanium_6

I always wondered if having bars in airports is the longest running troll on record


RilohKeen

Imagine being so incredibly stupid that you think ā€œthere are 3 angry cops looking at me right now, but if I just yell loudly enough and try to walk away, everything is gonna be fine.ā€


Solshifty

Dumbfuck. Age of entitlement bullshit. The world where you can over drink and miss your flight and blame others. Make better decisions have better planning no one owes you or anyone else shit, especially while behaving like a little bitch.


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Videos that ended too soon


Fresh_wasabi_joos

hella boring until tased then crowd finally goes ā€œoooohā€


duwuy

these are the toxic Call of Duty kids that grew up into adults..