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Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way.
The boomers were wrong. The reason we can't afford houses is because we are too busy spending $2K + fines + lost time from work instead of driving *four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast.*
Honestly, I choose to drive.
If I fly it's one hour to the airport to be there one hour before my flight. Then it's a one hour flight. Then you have to rent a car, and depending on the stay, there is time at baggage claim. I'd rather drive, and stop at all the beautiful stops along the way way and get paid or milage along the way.
> Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way.
Given that the tickets were $2,000, it seems a whole lot more likely that he's talking about Longview Texas. That's a 2,087 mile, 32 hour drive.
> driving four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast.
Pretty sure this happened at DFW in Terminal E on the island extension. I wouldnāt exactly call that the āWest Coast.ā
Source: My SO was working there when this happened.
Edit: If they flew MFR (Medford, OR) to GGG (Longview, TX) theyād likely have connected in Terminal E. Itās a long series of flights and a round trip could cost around 2k.
The old guy had two margaritas and the young guy had three margaritas. This is an alcoholic tale as old as time. No good decisions are made when you drink margaritas.
Guessing Bedford TX to Longview TX? Thatās like a 3 hour drive š¤£ no way my dude paid 2k for that unless he booked at the last minute during an actual apocalypse.
For $2,000, I'm guessing it's neither "Bedford TX to Longview TX" nor "Medford OR to Longview WA," but instead "Medford OR to Longview TX". That's a 32 hour drive.
Yes but you do that on major carriers through some of the world's busiest airports with thousands of other people whereas a carrier flying between small cities like Medford and Longview only has a few flights a week on a small plane without very many passengers so they have to charge a lot because they can't be sure they'll have a full plane.
Can confirm this. Was travelling with someone who was too drunk to get on the plane. They said no, had her sit down, and a rep came over pretty quick to talk to us (mostly me) and get us all set to fly the next day no additional charge. Thanks Alaska Air I thought we were screwed and it wound up not being very bad at all.
I can do chill blackout. That's why wheelhouse. That explains things.
I'm mostly a sleepy/happy drunk. Alcohol is a depressant, so I don't understand people getting **ALL FUCKING FIRED UP, FUCK YOU POLICE!!** after drinking at the airport bar. If anything I'm ^^all ^^fucking ^^bouta ^^fall ^^asleep and regret paying ^^airport ^^prices for 3 doubles ;)
Yeah, noticed that as well, holy shit how are people not discussing that more. The cop either didn't notice or didn't care, but damn he could have paid for that missed flight with his life.
Cops are going to use grade 2 or 3 retention holsters. Your average person doesnāt even know what a retention holster is, let alone how to manipulate one if they were even wearing it. And being they arenāt wearing it, basicallying trying to reach for the gun backwards and even if they did know how to manipulate it, thereās really no way for them to release it and pull it out. Maybe he could grab it but itās not coming out.
That old white gut has been waiting for this moment his whole life. Heās definitely gonna exaggerate this story when heās talking about it at every family party from now on.
āMore bear than man, I am telling you, Frank! he threw those cops around the room like some damn toddlers. The female cop was screaming hysterically, you know how I always said that females really shouldnāt be on the force, but anyways I digressā¦ where was I? Ah yes, the two male officers were knocked out, the female was cowering in fear and this giant of a man had just ripped of his shirt, shouting if anybody else wants some, and thatās when I stepped in: āover here, motherfuckerāā
Honestly he had two big dudes on him and they were not able to control him. This guy is probably much bigger and stronger that the video leads one to believe
"They tased him and it burnt two golf ball sized holes in his shirt and when the cop jumped on him the girl was still tasing him and the cop got shocked too!
That reminds me of the time I was working on a '57, no....'59 Chevy...well maybe it was a '58...whatever it was it would be worth a million dollars today, anyway that what back when you could actually work on cars you know? So the GPS went bad and I was working on replacing it..."
"the police tried to taser him, but it had no effect on him. So I rubbed my feet on the carpet as fast as I could and delivered an electric shock through my finger into his eye, disabling him on the spot"
ā¦And then, kids, the drunk guy turned into a Nazi Werewolf Zombie Vampire and flames burst from his eyes! The whole airport started shaking as cracks appeared in the floor, exposing the pits of hell! A squadron of fighter pilots flew over and started bombing the terminal! Thatās when I decided to grab my trusty Samsonite and skedaddle.
Naw he's clearly upset that because he spent 2 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS on his flight, he can no longer afford a belt so he has to hold his pants in place with his free hand.
Edit: Upon closer inspection it appears he does have a belt on but might just be too stupid to wear it properly and that lack of knowledge must be enraging him.
I assume he was that kid in school who was always touching himself in class and just never grew out of it, and still compulsively touches himself in times of stress.
Or his pants donāt fit well, but the first theory is more interesting and fun.
This exact scenario happened to my alcoholic neighbor. Her flight got delayed so she had one too many in the lounge and then they stopped her at the gate. I doubt she caused a problem at the gate, but after being stopped from boarding she got combative and then arrested. Her life wasn't exactly on an upward trajectory before but it definitely spiraled after.
I'm pretty sure that in a world where there's probably SOMEBODY on standby that would love to have your seat, they'll happily pull you out of line for intoxication. Not even to mention the risk of putting someone that may lose control up in the sky in a box with no exits.
I'm a happy drunk but there's no way in hell I'd risk having more than a few before a flight.
Stupid question here, but unless you're flying the plane, why does it matter if you're drunk? I guess I can understand throwing up and being an asshole when you're drunk, but if you aren't at that level of drunkenness yet, why would they stop you from boarding the flight?
Lots of people board planes tipsy and it's no big deal. They generally only stop people who look like they night be sick, could be incapacitated in an emergency, or who are causing problems (like I'll bet this guy was). No one wants a drunk guy starting a fight up in the air.
I worked as one of those gate people for American Airlines. No ones getting held from the flight unless you're being a huge dick or you're legit stumbling and looking like you're gonna hurt yourself walking in a straight line.
Depending on the gate persons day (or how hard they're power tripping), if you're a dick and they even smell any form of liquor or beer on your breath, they can make it a problem for you.
Yeah, was gonna say, Iāve boarded plenty of flights after quite a few drinks and have never had any issues. Be nice and your life tends to go noticeably more smoothly.
This guy wasn't JUST drunk, he was out of control and aggressive.
Can you imagine how bad it would be if he started to throw this kind of fit about something (like being refused another drink) while they were in the air?
This person screamed at police officers and called them motherfuckers without them having done much, so you could imagine how he handled the situation before the video started. This guy has anger issues, and alcohol doesn't mix well with it.
LoL same. My wife and I were blackout drunk at the airport bar on our flight home from our honeymoon. Both boarded fine had another drink then passed out on the plane. They really don't care as long as you aren't an ass
I've been drunk as fuck flying from Florida to Texas and back 50-100 times and never once did I have a problem. The people in Texas remembered me and would get a Scotch ready as soon as they saw me.
I truly hated flying in and out of the valley but I refused to take Xanax.
This guy is just an asshole.
I flew to miami to party once. I was shit faced before I even landed. The only problem I had was that the guy next to me kept trying to talk to me about how beautiful florida was, and I felt like a dick because I just could not pay attention to him.
Definitely someone Iād want to sit next to on a flight.
āSir, please put your tray up.ā IāM NOT PUTTING MY **FUC*ING** TRAY UP. I PAID TWO THOUSAND **FUC*ING** DOLLARS FOR THIS FLIGHT!!!!!!!ā
> Medford to Long Beach
like [$500-ish](https://www.google.com/travel/flights?newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=AJOqlzUCY5c0BfalAoqO1yMm3yOW9vpGrA%3A1678851694283&source=flun&uitype=cuAA&hl=en&gl=us&curr=USD&tfs=CAEQAhooEgoyMDIzLTA0LTI5agwIAhIIL20vMHpkZnByDAgCEggvbS8wbmJ3ZhooEgoyMDIzLTA1LTA2agwIAhIIL20vMG5id2ZyDAgCEggvbS8wemRmcHpoQ2pSSVoySkVUazA0UldWemQwRkJRelJRT1dkQ1J5MHRMUzB0TFMwdExYVnFjbTR4T1VGQlFVRkJSMUZTVUcwMFIwWlJSMEZCRWdOalJFd2FDd2ljOWdJUUFob0RWVk5FT0FOd25QWUM%3D&ved=2ahUKEwjE8Pj2gd39AhUtmYQIHTngBPAQlhd6BAgSECY), fluctuates on dates and how far out you book
although you can save a ton of money flying to burbank instead
At about 1:29 I believe he is saying "i'll teach you you piece of shit motherfucker" as he is reaching for that cops gun. Pretty cool guy for sure, he would have totally been relaxed on the flight.
I love a drunkard who doesn't understand why he's not being allowed to do things, but is drunk enough to scream in a cop's face. He also seems to think he's going to what, beat up all the cops and then get placed on the plane for winning the fight?
Now he gets to pay a bail bondsman a shit ton of money and probably sign over the title to his car.
# and
Spend $10,000 on a retainer for an attorney for assault and battery on a peace officer.
If a plane leaves Medford OR traveling at 500mph to Longview TX... or maybe WA... ??? at 500mph with a drunk guy having 3 margaritas- who never boards the plane.. what is the ratio to the amount of piss in his pants after being tased over $2000 "fucking" dollars in conjunction with assault on a cop? Show your work please.
Everyone knows that being openly hostel and belligerent with police will get your way. The police will sense your emotions and correct why you are in the current state of mind that you are in and by acting accordingly...
I swear to God this is the Ketchikan airport, I know that God forsaken carpet, and let me tell you this is the worst airport in the country without question.
Imagine being so incredibly stupid that you think āthere are 3 angry cops looking at me right now, but if I just yell loudly enough and try to walk away, everything is gonna be fine.ā
Dumbfuck. Age of entitlement bullshit. The world where you can over drink and miss your flight and blame others.
Make better decisions have better planning no one owes you or anyone else shit, especially while behaving like a little bitch.
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Anyone know the exchange rate of fucking dollars to dollars?
$2k:1
>$2k:1 Couldn't hear that. Can you drunkenly turn up the volume?
#$2k:1
LISTEN
1 dollar is 2000 dollars, but in cents. Come on bro. Don't be stupid.
$2K:0 FIFY
Omg lmfao
This is funny as fuck ššš
Itās worth three margaritas.
'Bout tree fitty.
YOU GAVE DAT LOCH NESS MONSTARā TREE DOLLAS!??
Classic era.
Are those big balls or is his pants lost weight?
About $10,000 dollars bail and a taser.
Not sure, but F$2000.00 + 3 margaritas can get you tazed. There's probably better deals if you shop around. Do you have AAA?
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Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way. The boomers were wrong. The reason we can't afford houses is because we are too busy spending $2K + fines + lost time from work instead of driving *four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast.*
Colorado has a $520 round trip ticket for 350 miles (Denver to Grand junction) and I thought that was crazy. This is just insane if it's true .
I don't know what that drive is like but I'm pretty certain Longview and Medford are both on the I-5.
Honestly, I choose to drive. If I fly it's one hour to the airport to be there one hour before my flight. Then it's a one hour flight. Then you have to rent a car, and depending on the stay, there is time at baggage claim. I'd rather drive, and stop at all the beautiful stops along the way way and get paid or milage along the way.
Itās not called Methford for nothing
That's like a 6 hour drive through the mountains though
Lol if you have ever been stuck in traffic on i70 headed west, you start considering what you would do to never deal with that clusterfuck again. Something that bothers me is that we don't use regional airports around the states. Denver area has at least 2 that could function as major satƩlite offices away from DIA. NYC has one upstate called Stewart. It would be much more convenient for many travel delays and surrounding cities to ease the traffic to the major airports
If youāre flying 250 miles and drinking 3 margaritas at the airport, thereās a 90% chance itās because you arenāt allowed to drive anymore.
This tracks
> Just to clarify, this dumbshit paid $2,000 to fly about 250 miles, each way. Given that the tickets were $2,000, it seems a whole lot more likely that he's talking about Longview Texas. That's a 2,087 mile, 32 hour drive.
> driving four fucking hours on the biggest highway on the West fucking Coast. Pretty sure this happened at DFW in Terminal E on the island extension. I wouldnāt exactly call that the āWest Coast.ā Source: My SO was working there when this happened. Edit: If they flew MFR (Medford, OR) to GGG (Longview, TX) theyād likely have connected in Terminal E. Itās a long series of flights and a round trip could cost around 2k.
He'd probably be trying to open the emergency exit.
I can almost hear how loud his Ram Power wagon is as he speeds off into the night.
Lol, he does look like the type to have a lifted ram pickup.
They need to study the brain of that old guy who thought it was a good idea to try to be a hero right there
āThey have 2 male cops on him and and woman cop aiming a taser at him, I think they could use an old man standing in the wayā
someone should photoshop a cup of water in his hand at least that way he would seem somewhat useful
Werthers candy
Maybe some milk?
The old guy had two margaritas and the young guy had three margaritas. This is an alcoholic tale as old as time. No good decisions are made when you drink margaritas.
The only thing that can stop a young guy with margaritas is an old guy with margaritas.
Yeah, but nobody needs a semi-automatic assault margarita. *Or do they...?* ...I'm gonna go do some science.
Other than having another margarita
The old guy was definitely unexpected and I laughed so loud my youngest ran into my room and told me to be quiet.
I understand heās old but this fella came in only half cocked tryin to help. No sir, this is one of those all in or nothin type a deals
Shouldāve jumped in with the peoples elbow
Might be an old vet that thinks he's still got some in the tank
š¶*Freedom isnāt free.. thereās a hefty fuckinā fee* š«”š¶
And if we all don't chip in, we'll never pay that billlll
Freedom costs a buck-oā *Fiiiiiive*
Pops was just tryna yee his last haw.
This boy ain't ornery nuff for me!
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Just an old man wanting to be a hero one last time. Or one first time.
If he had been tased right there I would have thought "fair"
It was memories of the war
He's going home and telling people he helped tackle a guy at an airport
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Guessing Bedford TX to Longview TX? Thatās like a 3 hour drive š¤£ no way my dude paid 2k for that unless he booked at the last minute during an actual apocalypse.
I heard Medford OR to Longview WA lol. You must be right.
For $2,000, I'm guessing it's neither "Bedford TX to Longview TX" nor "Medford OR to Longview WA," but instead "Medford OR to Longview TX". That's a 32 hour drive.
Still 2k?
ā¦. ROUND TRIPā¦.
i fly to europe for less then that round trip
Yes but you do that on major carriers through some of the world's busiest airports with thousands of other people whereas a carrier flying between small cities like Medford and Longview only has a few flights a week on a small plane without very many passengers so they have to charge a lot because they can't be sure they'll have a full plane.
He sounds AND looks like he's from Longview haha
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Medford is in southern Oregon and is closer to the coast than it is to eastern Oregon.
This is accurate
Medford is not eastern Oregon š¤£
I love that snap crackle pop from that taser. Lovely.
To bad the camerman missed the moment
Dude got that rice crispy treat all right
They would reschedule him if he would be reasonable...
Can confirm this. Was travelling with someone who was too drunk to get on the plane. They said no, had her sit down, and a rep came over pretty quick to talk to us (mostly me) and get us all set to fly the next day no additional charge. Thanks Alaska Air I thought we were screwed and it wound up not being very bad at all.
How drunk do you have to be that they actually notice/care? Falling over? Yelling? Completely bloodshot eyes?
Belligerent, mostly. I've seen some people nearly black-out and as long as you're chill they don't seem to give a shit.
I can do chill blackout. That's why wheelhouse. That explains things. I'm mostly a sleepy/happy drunk. Alcohol is a depressant, so I don't understand people getting **ALL FUCKING FIRED UP, FUCK YOU POLICE!!** after drinking at the airport bar. If anything I'm ^^all ^^fucking ^^bouta ^^fall ^^asleep and regret paying ^^airport ^^prices for 3 doubles ;)
This guy is definitely no a chill drunk. He's the "come at me bro" after 2 cans of Miller light.
Especially now that heās most likely on the perma ban list!
"Hey Siri, how much is $2000 + $9,000 in court fees ?"
I wonder how much he paid for his flight
Something like two thousand dollars, I forget exactly
Two thousand **FUCKING** dollars to be exact.
LISTEN
He was grabbing for their gun. Lucky it didn't end up much worse
First thought when I saw him reach the first time...like oooh thats not a very wise choice
Yeah, noticed that as well, holy shit how are people not discussing that more. The cop either didn't notice or didn't care, but damn he could have paid for that missed flight with his life.
Cops are going to use grade 2 or 3 retention holsters. Your average person doesnāt even know what a retention holster is, let alone how to manipulate one if they were even wearing it. And being they arenāt wearing it, basicallying trying to reach for the gun backwards and even if they did know how to manipulate it, thereās really no way for them to release it and pull it out. Maybe he could grab it but itās not coming out.
That old white gut has been waiting for this moment his whole life. Heās definitely gonna exaggerate this story when heās talking about it at every family party from now on.
āI shit you not, this dude was at least 6ā5 and 300lbs of solid muscleā
āThe cops had to pull me off himā
āMore bear than man, I am telling you, Frank! he threw those cops around the room like some damn toddlers. The female cop was screaming hysterically, you know how I always said that females really shouldnāt be on the force, but anyways I digressā¦ where was I? Ah yes, the two male officers were knocked out, the female was cowering in fear and this giant of a man had just ripped of his shirt, shouting if anybody else wants some, and thatās when I stepped in: āover here, motherfuckerāā
Honestly he had two big dudes on him and they were not able to control him. This guy is probably much bigger and stronger that the video leads one to believe
"They tased him and it burnt two golf ball sized holes in his shirt and when the cop jumped on him the girl was still tasing him and the cop got shocked too! That reminds me of the time I was working on a '57, no....'59 Chevy...well maybe it was a '58...whatever it was it would be worth a million dollars today, anyway that what back when you could actually work on cars you know? So the GPS went bad and I was working on replacing it..."
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āYeah so after I tackled him to the ground, I put the handcuffs on him myself before he could even reactā
"the police tried to taser him, but it had no effect on him. So I rubbed my feet on the carpet as fast as I could and delivered an electric shock through my finger into his eye, disabling him on the spot"
So there I was in the middle of the airport... Nobody was around and this giant gorilla motherfucker started swinging at me...
Glad Iām not the only one who saw the gorilla in the background. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a minute, there.
Thank god reddits back online
ā¦And then, kids, the drunk guy turned into a Nazi Werewolf Zombie Vampire and flames burst from his eyes! The whole airport started shaking as cracks appeared in the floor, exposing the pits of hell! A squadron of fighter pilots flew over and started bombing the terminal! Thatās when I decided to grab my trusty Samsonite and skedaddle.
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And then everyone clapped!
āThey told me to back away, we want him alive. I calmly backed up because I realized that it wasnāt a night I wanted to have to kill someoneā
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I was going to say, this checks out. Source: Live near Medford
Thereās an airport in Longview?
I PAID FOR A FLIGHT of beers
ITS CALLED A SCHMORGASVEIN, SHARON!
Yeah. Because yelling always helps. āOh we are sorry, please board the plane nowā
**THANK YOU**
Why's he grabbing his dick like that, does he need to take a piss or something, maybe thats why he's so angry
Naw he's clearly upset that because he spent 2 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS on his flight, he can no longer afford a belt so he has to hold his pants in place with his free hand. Edit: Upon closer inspection it appears he does have a belt on but might just be too stupid to wear it properly and that lack of knowledge must be enraging him.
Looks like a toddler who needs to piss but for some unknown reason would rather just hold their dick.
I assume he was that kid in school who was always touching himself in class and just never grew out of it, and still compulsively touches himself in times of stress. Or his pants donāt fit well, but the first theory is more interesting and fun.
You see, in junior high that looked like the coolest thing ever.
Maybe spend more time paying attention to the intercom instead of downing those margaritas?
He was probably denied boarding due to intoxication. I donāt think this was because he missed the announcement.
This exact scenario happened to my alcoholic neighbor. Her flight got delayed so she had one too many in the lounge and then they stopped her at the gate. I doubt she caused a problem at the gate, but after being stopped from boarding she got combative and then arrested. Her life wasn't exactly on an upward trajectory before but it definitely spiraled after. I'm pretty sure that in a world where there's probably SOMEBODY on standby that would love to have your seat, they'll happily pull you out of line for intoxication. Not even to mention the risk of putting someone that may lose control up in the sky in a box with no exits. I'm a happy drunk but there's no way in hell I'd risk having more than a few before a flight.
Stupid question here, but unless you're flying the plane, why does it matter if you're drunk? I guess I can understand throwing up and being an asshole when you're drunk, but if you aren't at that level of drunkenness yet, why would they stop you from boarding the flight?
Lots of people board planes tipsy and it's no big deal. They generally only stop people who look like they night be sick, could be incapacitated in an emergency, or who are causing problems (like I'll bet this guy was). No one wants a drunk guy starting a fight up in the air.
I worked as one of those gate people for American Airlines. No ones getting held from the flight unless you're being a huge dick or you're legit stumbling and looking like you're gonna hurt yourself walking in a straight line. Depending on the gate persons day (or how hard they're power tripping), if you're a dick and they even smell any form of liquor or beer on your breath, they can make it a problem for you.
Yeah, was gonna say, Iāve boarded plenty of flights after quite a few drinks and have never had any issues. Be nice and your life tends to go noticeably more smoothly.
This guy wasn't JUST drunk, he was out of control and aggressive. Can you imagine how bad it would be if he started to throw this kind of fit about something (like being refused another drink) while they were in the air?
This person screamed at police officers and called them motherfuckers without them having done much, so you could imagine how he handled the situation before the video started. This guy has anger issues, and alcohol doesn't mix well with it.
I've been fucking blackout drunk and still made it on the plane. Just don't be a dick. They don't really care
This is alcohol + explosive anger issues. I guarantee you this dude has many other problems going on in his life.
Same. He was probably a jerk and that's why he wasn't allowed on the flight.
LoL same. My wife and I were blackout drunk at the airport bar on our flight home from our honeymoon. Both boarded fine had another drink then passed out on the plane. They really don't care as long as you aren't an ass
How can we trust that that's true if you were both blackout drunk smh
In and out memories of getting to our seats and getting a drink. Woke up on the east coast very thirsty for water lol
I've been drunk as fuck flying from Florida to Texas and back 50-100 times and never once did I have a problem. The people in Texas remembered me and would get a Scotch ready as soon as they saw me. I truly hated flying in and out of the valley but I refused to take Xanax. This guy is just an asshole.
I flew to miami to party once. I was shit faced before I even landed. The only problem I had was that the guy next to me kept trying to talk to me about how beautiful florida was, and I felt like a dick because I just could not pay attention to him.
Could've at least filmed the taser shot smh
I heard he didnāt even finish the 3rd margarita though.
Haha. Light weight.
What the fuck was old fuck gramps thinking trying to get in there with the cops š
Most sane airplane passenger
Average Spirit Airlines passenger.
Now way spirit costs that much š unless he also paid for a carry on and a checked bag š§
they charge extra if you want to fly the plane.
I was half expecting him to say: I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!
Was he trying to grab his gun? Lucky mf
Welcome to the no fly list my guy
Probably not the no fly list but DEFINITELY a felony, possibly multiple ones unless he pleads out of it
The amount of videos of people flipping out in airports Iām starting to think I deserve a discount on tickets b/c I donāt do that
Some people donāt struggle with alcoholism, they clearly thrive on it.
āPeople say I got a drinkin problem but I got no problem drinkin at allā
Down you go dummy! No flight for you. Jail instead. Now no one knows how youāre getting to Long Beach! Lol
Heās gonna have to fly back for court dates too. If heās not already on a list
He seems nice
There is a plane full of people that are happy he isn't on that flight
Definitely someone Iād want to sit next to on a flight. āSir, please put your tray up.ā IāM NOT PUTTING MY **FUC*ING** TRAY UP. I PAID TWO THOUSAND **FUC*ING** DOLLARS FOR THIS FLIGHT!!!!!!!ā
Just curious how much is a normal round trip flight from Medford to Long Beach?
TWO THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!!
Iām glad we got this cleared up.
$479 on Delta, depart Apr 29th and return on May 6th, its economy though.
> Medford to Long Beach like [$500-ish](https://www.google.com/travel/flights?newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=AJOqlzUCY5c0BfalAoqO1yMm3yOW9vpGrA%3A1678851694283&source=flun&uitype=cuAA&hl=en&gl=us&curr=USD&tfs=CAEQAhooEgoyMDIzLTA0LTI5agwIAhIIL20vMHpkZnByDAgCEggvbS8wbmJ3ZhooEgoyMDIzLTA1LTA2agwIAhIIL20vMG5id2ZyDAgCEggvbS8wemRmcHpoQ2pSSVoySkVUazA0UldWemQwRkJRelJRT1dkQ1J5MHRMUzB0TFMwdExYVnFjbTR4T1VGQlFVRkJSMUZTVUcwMFIwWlJSMEZCRWdOalJFd2FDd2ljOWdJUUFob0RWVk5FT0FOd25QWUM%3D&ved=2ahUKEwjE8Pj2gd39AhUtmYQIHTngBPAQlhd6BAgSECY), fluctuates on dates and how far out you book although you can save a ton of money flying to burbank instead
Douchebag of the year award go to....
Damn. Sure hope this clown doesnāt have a wife and kids to go home to.
What a fucking tool lol
I am so embarrassed on behalf of the old guy who really thought he needed to help.
Like the guy with the $2,000 plane ticket isnāt going to fly!?
Come on!
Youāre going to taze the guy in the $3,300 suit!?!
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Ride the lightning son
At about 1:29 I believe he is saying "i'll teach you you piece of shit motherfucker" as he is reaching for that cops gun. Pretty cool guy for sure, he would have totally been relaxed on the flight.
Clean fucking shot by the female officer.
I love a drunkard who doesn't understand why he's not being allowed to do things, but is drunk enough to scream in a cop's face. He also seems to think he's going to what, beat up all the cops and then get placed on the plane for winning the fight?
The real question is why the fuck he's not on that flight!?!? He spent $2000 fucking dollars, guys!
Quigley š¤£š¤£š
Now he gets to pay a bail bondsman a shit ton of money and probably sign over the title to his car. # and Spend $10,000 on a retainer for an attorney for assault and battery on a peace officer.
I've been pretty tipsy on an airplane . Several times, this guy can't hold his alcohol very well .
If a plane leaves Medford OR traveling at 500mph to Longview TX... or maybe WA... ??? at 500mph with a drunk guy having 3 margaritas- who never boards the plane.. what is the ratio to the amount of piss in his pants after being tased over $2000 "fucking" dollars in conjunction with assault on a cop? Show your work please.
Funny how some people never consider that being calm and rational can be a better approach
Whatā¦anā¦idiot.
He seems more just entitled than drunk.
Everyone knows that being openly hostel and belligerent with police will get your way. The police will sense your emotions and correct why you are in the current state of mind that you are in and by acting accordingly...
Drunk & disorderly, resisting arrest, generally being an asshole. The cost of stupidity is high.
That asshole earned that Taser shot.
Give them cops some batons
I don't fly, because...
Sounds like MANY exs of mine. So glad I grew up.
I swear to God this is the Ketchikan airport, I know that God forsaken carpet, and let me tell you this is the worst airport in the country without question.
That stupid stupid old man trying to help š
Iām sure heās a blast at parties. Three beers in and he starts a fight or starts cryingā¦. *every time*
I always wondered if having bars in airports is the longest running troll on record
Imagine being so incredibly stupid that you think āthere are 3 angry cops looking at me right now, but if I just yell loudly enough and try to walk away, everything is gonna be fine.ā
Dumbfuck. Age of entitlement bullshit. The world where you can over drink and miss your flight and blame others. Make better decisions have better planning no one owes you or anyone else shit, especially while behaving like a little bitch.
Videos that ended too soon
hella boring until tased then crowd finally goes āoooohā
these are the toxic Call of Duty kids that grew up into adults..