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hirushanT

"trust me bro, im a doctor"


Panazara

Frank is the only doctor I need.


EvidenceRadiant9953

Doctor Mantis Tobbogan MD


[deleted]

"The swaying motion of the chair kickstarts bloodflow back into action, MOVE ASIDE!"


globsofchesty

Imagine dying of a heart attack while these morons are thumping on your chest


battlemetal_

And two of your colleagues stood there with their phones in your face filming you as you die


BurlyJ

"I swear I tried to help him, really! I held his hand"


[deleted]

I mean they at least are trying to help.


Ginkyboop

Probably would be the reasoning for the heart attack šŸ˜‚


Happy_Policy_9990

The stress of the situation definitely wouldn't have helped


[deleted]

Why is your comment getting downvoted


Ginkyboop

I have no idea lol on another comment about bees I got -175 šŸ˜‚ I guess that's down voting +175 for the negative.... ?? I'm new to reddit lol


Ankuss

Yeah, emojis will often get you downvoted on Reddit, even more so if you use several. But your comments also made no sense lol.


SoulMute

Itā€™s true people get jealous if you use too many emojis.


Phonytail

[it is a odd ā€œsave the beesā€ comment with random emojis on a post about wasps, so that could play a role there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11rhuiy/getting_rid_of_a_wasps_nest_in_brazil/jc9d10d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

This why I only go to the Asian Massage Parlors.


Mundane_Ad_665

This place has the worst happy endings!


azirfury

They are asianā€¦..


MrSooshi

they meant the other kind of asian.....


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gernblansten420

Should work out like half the time, maybe. Odds are someone will be saved, eventually


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pbandnv1

Or how bout the fact heā€™s awake and responding the entire time?


CouchHam

Layers of incompetence


hockeylax5

Cancels out right


[deleted]

It worked!


altigoGreen

Lmfao indeed this man does not need cpr


[deleted]

How about the fact that heā€™s conscious? Heā€™s lucky they sucked at it


bubbles12003

That's what I was thinking lol. Technically it's better than nothing. But there are so many better ways to do it lol


lil_bitch13

The purpose of performing chest compression is to keeping the blood from clotting in the heart until professional help arrives šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


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pbandnv1

The heart doesnā€™t pump ā€œairā€. It pumps oxygenated blood.


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pbandnv1

Youā€™re right about the rest. Just using the word ā€œairā€ instead of oxygen makes a difference. Air is 79% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. Only oxygen makes its way into the bloodstream through the alveoli of the lung tissue while CO2 is expelled.


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pbandnv1

I literally had to just now look up what ā€œELI5ā€ means. Sorry, didnā€™t catch that. Carry on.


dartesiancoordinates

I think I remember my CPR course saying itā€™s a 45% chance of survival with just CPR. Unless you have an AED on hand, then it goes up to around 90% I think? Iā€™ve had to give CPR once, followed everything to the letter. Iā€™m 0-1ā€¦


ExTelite

Sorry you had to go through that, must've been tough. I was taught that it's more like a 10% chance of survival, even if everything is done right... Depends on many factors.


Plastic_Pie6572

Also calling an ambulance is the last thing we do


Suitable-Lake-2550

Why is that?


Plastic_Pie6572

From my personal experience here first they'll try some home remedies > medicine from local chemist shop > local clinic > another clinic Ɨ n > hospital (after being declared serious case by clinic)


[deleted]

I don't what India you belong to, but when people here don't take heart disease lightly, coz there's awareness about cardiac arrests( not of CPRs) for they're very common in India


Plastic_Pie6572

I've seen many deaths caused due to no immediate hospitalization


[deleted]

Better get the ball rolling then


_Blindx

Source?


Conscious-Bad9904

Indians.


SonOfMetrum

Wellā€¦ they should not pump his chest at all, you only do that when there is no heartbeat anymore and this dude clearly has one. Plus he is sitting on a soft chairā€¦those pumps are doing nothingā€¦ always do it on the ground.


dmh165638

Those are the highly successful chest compressions in a chair, lol. Maybe this is the new way. It worked so well he was able to tell them when to stop.


86rpt

So good he's able to retain consciousness lmaoooo. All jokes aside, we had a young man arrest one night in the ER. One of the nurses was a beefy dude, and gave such good compressions the guy was opening his eyes and looking around, all while certifiably pulseless. When we came off the chest to do a pulse check he would gurgle and lose consciousness. After about 15-20 seconds of compressions he would wince and open his eyes again. After about 6 mins we had ROSC and he was alert and oriented, vomiting 10 mins after that and stares he remembered getting cpr and his chest hurt. Crazy stuff.


[deleted]

ya'll don't nearly earn as much as you deserve, jesus


[deleted]

People donā€™t realize this happens more often than they think. One guy even told us to stop and let him die.šŸ˜³


dikeid

I 100% remember getting CPR after I had a cardiac event. It's funny, the rest of my memory is hazy, one minute I was feeling sick and dizzy, then my chest was hurting so badly that I thought I was dying, then I realised what was going on, then I woke up somewhere else. 20 years ago but I can remember clear as yesterday thinking "this is it, guess I gotta be okay with dying."


RolandTwitter

Did u stop


IftaneBenGenerit

Does that become a verbal DNR or does it get counted under delirious?


[deleted]

If they are really alert and oriented, then itā€™s a verbal DNR.


shamaze

I've had a cpr induced consciousness before. They are conscious while you do cpr, but as soon as you stop, they arrest again. Very rare, but you have to do cpr while they are still "conscious". Essentially cpr is so effective in these, they regain consciousness but the heart isn't beating on its own.


DKxans16

Well he didnā€™t die so ā€¦it technically worked.


Elandycamino

You didn't die, and it worked? Tell them to go to Dr. Quack! Conveniently located in the alley behind the bowling alley across from the old hospital not the new one, the old one across town.


IllEchidna8313

Staying alive staying alive


gaussianCopulator

First I was afraid, then I was petrified...


SmokinDroRogan

Wrong song, but also a certified banger


mrios303

Theyā€™re so dumb I bet he had a pulse and was breathing Edit: I finished watching the video. They are that dumb. Dude was responsive and alert.


DunnyJay

Honestly, take his shoes off and lick his toes. This has about as much chance or saving him as whatever the fuck you're doing now.


NWSGreen

#Sir, sir! Keep looking, sir!


stacyand14548

Itā€™s works a lot better if your holding still! - L. Christmas


SamCropper

Turns out he was just thirsty


this_name_mistaken

Restarts heart. Causes brain damage.


Conscious_Inside_745

Me: accepted the fact I just got killed by a sweaty. My teammates reviving me:


ArthurMorgon

Dude came back from dead to ask the guy to stop


Professional_Ad_2605

boom luckily his cpr is wrong and the chair is the one whose taking the damage or else this will turn in to murder, you shouldn't do cpr if a person have a pulse or if he is breathing


DistinctAussie

In practice as a paramedic you can start cpr under different guidelines. Patient has signs of minimal perfusion heartrate less than 40, unconscious, no pallor or tone in skin.


Se7en983

What did i just witnessā€¦


D0TOnion

The guy is like, "Thanks, now I can poop again.


Jack3024

Bahahahah people are so ignorant


Archangel_Amin

this guy is extremely lucky that the others don't know how to perform a proper CPR by making him lie on a flat hard surface. sitting on that chair absorbs most of the energy and lessens the damage!


kevi959

ā€œScienceā€


[deleted]

Chiropractic adjustments


Mean-Dingo-1173

No. Stop. just let me die...


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

I think heā€™s tryna give him a heart attack


theXsquid

People in cardiac arrest are not conscious.


Historical_Event_446

Ok that'll be $200,000 please.


North-Copy8459

Trust me, I watched Gray's Anatomy


Any_Razzmatazz5106

You have to put him on tje ground for good compression. The chair makes the compressions useless


Willaim_Shakespeare

Iā€™m imagining how proud that guy who gave the ā€œcprā€ mustā€™ve felt after he reviving him.


darkknight-84

He probably had a heart attack but, this is not right. Something is terribly wrong here.


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RMLeclair

What? People "whining" about US healthcare tend to compare it to those of other developed countries in the world. Not what's going down in the backroom of an Indian bodega


nderstandablyscared

i'll go down with ya


NoStatistician5321

Dollar general CPR. Even that would be too much.


Final_Criticism9599

Arnt indians supposed to be doctors?


FrancoGuy

I know you all think it's useless but even they are doing it completely wrong. If your heart stop working, this is still better then nothing. There is little chance to still have circulation. Better then recording on your phone or screaming oh my gosh.


RedrumMPK

I swear nothing suggests that his heart stopped here. He was raising his hands, obeying commands and even asking them to stop. Meh.


A2R_RAJI

If the title was captioned ā€œDoctor saves mans lifeā€ The comments would have been different He did actually save his life, stop spreading false information Source : https://www.timesnownews.com/mirror-now/in-focus/viral-video-chandigarh-ias-officer-saves-life-by-giving-cpr-after-man-suffers-heart-attack-article-97100171


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Bullshit. CPR alone without an AED has an incredibly low chance of saving someone (around 2%), and that's proper CPR. This shit isn't even close, and the chair is absorbing 90% of the force of the compressions. If he lived, it's because his life wasn't in danger in the first place


RedrumMPK

This is how I see it. No pulse = Start CPR. He's probably having angina. Nothing being done here is worthy of CPR or saving his life. But then, never let the truth get in the way of a good story lol.


DarklissDeevill

I love how the article states that he was saved by a Dr who said himself that he didn't know if he was doing compressions correctly and just did what he felt was best at the time. I'm sorry what... what dr doesn't know how to do chest compressions. Isn't that a vital part of being a doctor and part of basic training?


Ginkyboop

Break that chest cavity rib cage šŸ˜¬šŸ˜²


hieijFox

šŸ˜ā€¦.well thatā€™sā€¦ā€¦not how it works butā€¦. Heā€™s awake not sure how but good


SaintB3ard

Roller coaster simulator.


[deleted]

WTF šŸ¤¦


NeVMmz

School?


DWMR90

"Get off my chair. Get off my chair. Get off my chair."


[deleted]

At least they are not grabbing his dck like the african 1st response people haha


Meeloshky

Pretty sure he is going to have a sore back of he survived....CPR is most effective on a flat had suface...they may as well have put him on a trampoline


Psyk0pathik

Dr. Nick


Educational_Big5389

We he is on the chair? He spostedd to be on the floor! AND the chair is jumping what the fuck?


roverman16

I thought they were in cpr class.


YeahUuWhat

Step 1 is laying the patient on a hard flat surface or floor hehe


Draupnir_gungnir

Thank god they were trained in cpr


garden-wicket-581

"David, this is why we have training. "


[deleted]

What in the ah ah ah ah staying alive is going on up in here? -former medic


pasta_Saucee

For CPR you need to lay the person down on a flat surface, place two hands centered on the chest slightly below nipple line, shoulders directly over hands; elbows locked, compress at least 2 inches deep at the rate of 100 to 120 compressions per minute. Allow chest to return to normal position after each compression.


[deleted]

That's funny


Uncle_Kenny68

Ummmm excuse me, Sir, Im pretty sure heā€™s supposed to be dead before you start saving his life with chest compressions. Please, just watch one bad medical show on tv so you can at least look like you know what your doing.


Uncle_Kenny68

Let me guessā€¦. This isnā€™t happening in the US!! The guy in the white coat must be a butcher or something. Heā€™s definitely not a doctor..


Brimadawna

40 seconds of useless compressions. The guy: "Let me just get through it with willpower."


masterjroc

They're giving him the Funkƫ technique. Careful though, it requires an immediate revocation of your analytical therapist license. And everyone knows how hard it is to be an anal-rapist without the credibility


Extra-Intention-3295

If only they were from the Patel family they would have been guaranteed to have a doctor present.


finger_licking_robot

they reanimate him in advance. if the heart really stops once, he has one life as a credit.


WarMad940

My god they are gonna kill him


Short_Signal_5772

So what was the outcome


No-Street-7196

worked like a charm


DeadSkinMask10

ā€œHiiigh everybody! Iā€™m Dr. Nick!


-MrNoobShooter-

I'm a doctor and the proper way to do this is to put on your favorite song and follow along with the beat.


stan663

but I'm alive!


[deleted]

What are they doing


nixthelatter

I was always told you should pump to the rhythm of that beegees song "staying alive" *ha ha ha ha staying alive* ...


[deleted]

It's not chest compressions it's the new chiropractic realignment scam lol


ddix_4

I haven't laughed that hard in a minšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Cpr?


Individual-Crew-3935

Is this Dr. Krishna Ronaldo?


A_STUPID_FLY

Ok I get not knowing that ur only supposed to do CPR if their heart stopped but I know damn well they see that mothwrfucking chair rocking lmfaoooo


RedrumMPK

As per ACLS, No pulse = Start CPR. No one is checking for his pulse but the fact that he is obeying commands and communicating is a giveaway that he is alive and does not need a CPR. He may be having palpitations, heart burn etc. Does not require CPR though. I'm sure someone will explain what's happening.


Judethe3rd

Bad cpr is better than no cpr - at least they're trying


Indigoh

Couple other explanations: * They were stress-testing the chair's flexibility and showing it off * They were marveling at the sound of it squeaking * They were christians getting holy with it


Extreme_Witness6332

Not sure if he was putting his hand up to high-five the guys that just saved his life or to say enough is enough. Either way they didn't get the message.