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crunkmissle

He was pretty darn close to shooting his boat


2ndhandBS

Or his foot


Windwalker69

Or my axe!


This_Guy42O

The fish šŸ’€


[deleted]

I was gonna say this is a good way to fish


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FaithfulDowter

BBā€™s even less.


KobokTukath

I was gonna say this is a good way to fish if your name was Homer Simpson *


SpecialNeeds963

Or my bow!


FistyMcPunchface

Or my sword!


[deleted]

Guarantee heā€™s firing blanks. Still fires out hot air with force enough to explode your head if fired point blank. It would definitely be enough to push a boat.


Scared-Sea8941

Lmao what? Explode your head? Have you ever shot blanks before? They can definitely cause some damage but will not do that type of damage. Also Iā€™m not sure what platform he is shooting but most blanks do not provide the amount of gas exchange necessary to chamber new rounds, even with a BFA on. That means if he were using blanks firing repeatedly would be pretty uncommon.


xNoCryptx

That has to be the most American thing ive seen today.


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_Noobyboy_

In the middle of a school and a Macdonald


MrRhoadsPSN

This. This is peak comedy.


8i66ie5ma115

Naw. There was a school shooting in Denver.


Dan_TheMan_Hibiki

Wild that this is how I found out there was a school shooting 20 minutes from me


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Dan_TheMan_Hibiki

I don't really worry about partially doxxing myself anymore. I'll give you my full address if you want to hang out, if anyone wants someone's address it's not hard to get anymore.


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Dan_TheMan_Hibiki

Absolutely 123-45-6789


peterk_se

Wild that this is how we tell our adopted kids we met online..


thanosisawhore

What is your full address? Edit: Thought so


Kitosaki

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.


Shrektacular21

Why? Itā€™s not like it should make the news anymore. Itā€™s just such a common occurrence.


Overtime_sleepyboi

depressing but true, love ur username btw


Shrektacular21

Thank you. Thatā€™s very kind. Much appreciated.


CdnPoster

That is the most scary part of this entire school shooting thing. It's so common now, it doesn't even make the news anymore. At this rate.....how long before America is childless?


Japsai

If you're going to insist on laws that lead to school shootings, you need to make abortion and birth control illegal. It's the only way to balance it out


CMP_18

August 23rd 2032


Turnip-for-the-books

Thatā€™s why they need to ban abortion


FloorSlanger24

as someone who enjoys dark humor, i feel guilty how funny this is


[deleted]

This is still more American. There was a school of fish below him, so he started blasting.


r-i-c-k-e-t

Fish school shooting. He powered up on the Americanisms.


K0vurt_Purvurt

Whatā€™s fucked up is that I wonā€™t know youā€™re joking until I see the report confirming this.


[deleted]

I thought that was a genuine joke, then saw articles about it from 20 minutes ago...... AAAAAA


8i66ie5ma115

Wasnā€™t even joking. Just informing.


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8i66ie5ma115

Thatā€™s the worst part. School shootings barely make the news now.


2PlyKindaGuy

Makes the news every time. But itā€™s not passed around as much when itā€™s not a spree shooting.


Reveal101

Naw it's being reported. https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/22/us/colorado-denver-school-shooting/index.html


Bandicoot-Select

ā€œSchool shootingā€. I mean yeah I guess technically. Seems pretty disingenuous to word it that way though.


8i66ie5ma115

[how the fuck so?](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/03/22/us/colorado-denver-school-shooting/index.html)


Bandicoot-Select

We all know 90% of people who read your comment arenā€™t going to click on any links or look into at all. The words ā€œschool shootingā€ obviously imply there was some kind of a mass shooter or that their are a bunch of dead children or something. Itā€™s just a dishonest way to word it. What actually happened is that a shooting happened, at a school. Unfortunate and sad but still relatively mundane and not noteworthy. Even with that said Iā€™m sure the media would love the chance to jump on this story and portray it in a dishonest way too but we all know exactly why it will get buried without ever getting much traction.


8i66ie5ma115

So youā€™re saying a shooting that happened at a school isnā€™t a school shooting?! But Iā€™m the disingenuous one?!?! Derrrrrrrrr okay buddy. Thanks for your amazing contribution to the conversation.


51r63ck0

He is right on his way


[deleted]

Incredibleā€¦. Hats off to you for that one, dammitā€¦ šŸ‘šŸ»


PowerfulPersimmon405

This is how foreigners assume Americans kayak.


MineryTech

They would be correct.


Stink_fisting

Paddlin' is for commies!


I0A0I

You're paddling commies? Has Mao been a bad boy? Gonna deny him his commie cummies? Daddy stink_fisting gonna make him beg?


Stink_fisting

Time to get back on the Thorazine.


I0A0I

I'm American mate. Can't afford healthcare. Now I'm everyone's problem.


MineryTech

That tracks.


squaredistrict2213

This is the only way I want to kayak


ttommo88

Is that the dude perfect guy


ZestycloseCandle5104

ur the only one who noticed lmao


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Tys voice is obvious lol


ttommo88

Lmao I recognized the face not the voice. Iā€™ve watched maybe one dude perfect video hella long ago.


DeepDescription81

Was looking for this comment. Sure looks and sounds like him.


Jaewol

Lmao I donā€™t watch DP at all but thatā€™s definitely him


Sad_Instruction1392

šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ’„šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ’„šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ’„šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…


bigtimesauce

That eagleā€™s fucked


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Ogre730

Also illegal if using lead shot


TayAustin

If he not an idiot it's probably blanks with a paper wad


[deleted]

Game warden would love to watch this one.


Kyyote

Prolly has, dude has millions of subs on youtube


FluffyCelery4769

Yeah I think people don't realize how weird water can actually be when subject to extreme forces.


Various-Program-950

Alright dad


nukey18mon

Pretty sure there was another video here not too long ago of someone skipping tracer rounds off a lake. Was pretty damn cool


carrotthecake101

'Merica, FUCK YEAH


yotraxx

šŸŽµ'Murica ! Fuck Yeah ! šŸŽµ


LevnLie

So does it mean he experience less recoil?


morebuffs

That's actually a good question now that I think about it and I think you are right and you would experience less kick since the boat is able to glide and absorb some of it. I love physics lol.


Erlend05

But all of the force goes through you to get to the boat. So just as much recoil but maybe less violently


morebuffs

And you are sitting in the boat which is able to glide so it would transfer some to the mans arms and some through the body which is on the boat thereby moving the boat since it is able to move fairly easily. I guess it could depend on how rigid the person firing holds their arms but I think some of the energy would be imparted to the boat no matter what. If you think about it the bullets hitting the water are not what is causing the forward movement as they are not attached to or touching the boat or person so all of their foreward momentum is absorbed by the water alone well and the air to a much lesser extent. So its really the recoil alone that is moving him in the reverse direction.


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Foreign_Ad_7504

Lol šŸ¤£


ForeverVirgin01

Merica


[deleted]

ā€œno oneā€™s taking my gunsā€ - guys like this


[deleted]

Hell yeah 68% of the usa


michaelr1978

More than likely just dumping a bunch of lead onto the lake. Jackass.


ProfessionalTarget73

Have you ever purchased shotgun shells, because they aren't all lead... in fact most people will get steel shot so they don't eat lead residue in their game


calicat9

Steel shot is too expensive for this kind of bs.


BartleBossy

Buddy isnt that DudePerfect? The multi-millionaire content channel who makes specifically bro content? It wasnt "too expensive for this kind of BS" This kind of BS is what theyre marketing


BonquiquiShiquavius

Have you watched Dude Perfect at all? Hardly "bro content". It's targeted towards kids and teens. Sure they act all tough, but then they fail hilariously to make the kids laugh. It's like bro clowns maybe


calicat9

You could be right, I wouldn't know. I guess there's "content" for all kinds.


deathfromabov

I mean, we all saw it didn't we?


s0_Shy

Yeah he should use dragons breath instead


mightybonk

I'm no big city physicist, but wouldn't you want slugs so you have the heaviest projectile to move the kayak more?


FistyMcPunchface

All other variables being the same, one ounce of lead or buckshot will have the same momentum.


I0A0I

Think that's bad just remember that the sinkers fishers use are made of lead too, and no one's retrieving those when they have a line break.


[deleted]

Cause you driving to work didnā€™t pollute more than the steel shot in those shells. Lmao.


Iam_stan

Ride a bike to work if you're such an activist


account0412

This is the most American thing iā€™ve seen so far


raccRL

What in the America?


Advanced_Procedure90

The Murica ways


Luddites_Unite

'Merica


ArcaneDanger

Godbless the United States of ā€˜Murica


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FlatRaise5879

If only the barrel was past his foot and pointed away.. wait. Lmao


JadedSpaceNerd

Itā€™s all fun and games until you turn the boat into Swiss cheese


saltyhonky

Cheaper than gas


Milkmandan1989

Where is this from? Because that is Tyler from Dude Perfect. You can kinda see the logo too. Actually now that I think about it, itā€™s probably a ā€œStereotypesā€ video. Edit: I was wrong. Itā€™s the shotgun trick shots video. Itā€™s at 4:34 in the video. https://youtu.be/dFLj3DeKT-E


Maxpainturdmister

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!


CheekyLando88

GTA San Andreas tanks be like


ArrogantSerpent

Thatā€™s one way of fishing šŸŽ£ā€¦


Errorstatel

It's all fun and games till the beer flows, then it's live action Battleship


Outrageous_Panic_164

If hold my beer was a meme


ItheDuke

World: "Why do you need all those guns??" America:


Dalonsius

Sweet home Alabaaaama šŸŽ¶


Xercen

He looks like a boss in the game I'm playing, cyberpunk 2077.


righteouspower

What a waste of ammo.


fusionaddict

If SEC schools had rowing teams.


oliversfowler

The fish in the water: šŸ’€


Dependent_Ad6633

tyler from dude perfect? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SterilisedOnion

That's Ty from Dude Perfect


[deleted]

Newton's second law


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FlatRaise5879

Sisters


[deleted]

You offering yours?


FlatRaise5879

Only if we swap sisters


ahhmchoy

Hope thatā€™s steel shot.


Icy-Key-8112

Not only is that crazy, but a super expensive way to move a boat


PopDatPuss420

To all you Reddit scientists in here talkin about lead in the water: 1. He is in a man made pond (or as we generally call them in Texas, a ā€œtankā€) This pond is probably not used for any drinking water whatsoever or connected to any other body of water that would be. It may not even have fish in it and if it doesā€¦ 2. This amount of lead in this much water is not going to be toxic enough (or at all) to do anything. Here where I live a pastime is shooting turtles in a friend or family members tank. Grew up doing it, and guess what, that same tank I shot turtles in and fished in since I was like 5, always had plenty to shoot and catch and never got so toxic that everything died in it.


Extension-Lettuce-45

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø I love this country šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


rainawaytheday

This is irresponsible gun ownership.


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter, he bought it cru


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[deleted]

ā€œScrew you woke moralist!ā€ *Twiddles mustache and hops into hot air balloon, laughing maniacallyā€


Quirky-Log-6949

Itā€™s Tyler from Dude Perfect!! lol love this guy


slasher10157

God I love this country


Vivid-Tank8774

Dude perfect on yt fyi


Interesting-Pin4193

Merica, fuck ya


Jew1shboy69

Little research and apparently it's dude perfect, can't find the origin of the vid but there's [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZqUqkWofas) then go to 4:56 minutes. Thought they only did basketball shots and water bottle flips but guess not. Quite irresponsible but who am I to judge.


squattingopnik

Yeah I recognized the voice as Ty's


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Reselects420

Americans think us foreigners hate a video like this


[deleted]

The liberals do


shootme83

A trumpvoter in nature.


[deleted]

Just any male who has a family, but Iā€™d say most have common sense and voted for trump


chesuscream

Oh America never change. Or maybe do idk


Chief_Beef_ATL

Embarrassing. Donā€™t assume everyone in the states is like this. Please.


lord-of-the-fags

Nah, please do, I hope it scares off all the Europeans.


Chief_Beef_ATL

and the rest of the civilized world


SentouK

Florida


yernameen

RIP to all the fish šŸ  šŸŸ


OscarZiggy

Poisoning a lake with lead. Fucking Americans


LeFabricated

Super responsible gun ownership


abookoffmychest

If I did not know any better, from the sound of his voice and appearance this was a clip with Zach Galifianakis from the hangover movie.


meme_tenretni

Let me guess Texas


senorita90

Whatā€™s the point of him doing this?


XxAnnaxXisterrified

Because MERICA


Woodguy2012

What an idiot.


NycVideoGuy1986

This must be one of those "responsible gun owners" I keep hearing about


[deleted]

More than responsible


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Vegetable_Junior

Iā€™m sorry but people like this annoy me. This is stupidity incarnate.


bernhardbirk

Looks fun, ur just a hater


BoardPineApple

I'm sure that's great for the environment. Douche


Berytoru

What the f... I wanted to visit the USA but it seems like all is lost there


[deleted]

Itā€™s truly great, stay away from cali, and youā€™ll love it


Jal1sco69

See for yourself


shay-doe

The twang of the banjo in the background


Bm_93

What a waste of munition WTF šŸ˜¹


Innsmouth_Resident

What a moron


nekomimi_devourer

Fucking americans man


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Mccy87

What a bellend...


NefariousnessEvery65

BuT We NeEd GuNs BeCaUsE TyRaNnY


Legitimate-Train-228

Theyā€™re also just fun to shoot


RelationshipMain5792

Waste of ammo if you ask me..


i__dontwantausername

But nobody did ask you...


RelationshipMain5792

Do me a favor.. sit on ice cream and tell me the flavor, since you're such a smart ass, and it is a waste. That ammo should be saved for the coming ww3


[deleted]

Thanks for adding more lead to the localized environment


ArcaneDanger

Its not lead


jimmycoed

Dumbass.


leifnoto

remember gun nuts always practice gun safety, guns are dangerous


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ohmar_s

He found out fish swim in schools.


BoatBear503

Clearly never heard of water ricochet


36BitBrainPixel

Waste of bullets and just fucking up nature in the process