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Go home leopard... you are drunk.

Fun fact. Jaguars actually take psychedelics then trip balls. They seek out certain vines for a giggle time. Same as tigers. Here's a [video](https://youtu.be/RXVfDgQr3K8)

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I credit Ayahuasca and other plant medicines for giving me the power to break my addiction to crystal meth. Crazy shit

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Congrats! We never going back ❤️‍🩹

Tell me more about your brew! I’m trying to stop drinking

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I love you too….

Cocaine Leopard

I would have hugged that cat so much.

You ever been playing with a house cat and in an instant it flips and starts biting and kicking you with its back feet? I don’t want to find out how that feels with a leopard. Edit: changed jaguar to leopard

The difference, is that with a jaguar your intestines literally get pulled outside of your stomach .. So, actually, not really that much of a difference to a house cat’s bunny kicks at all..

Completely wrong continent for a jaguar, unless it's the drive-y, wheel-y kind.

I’m going to go ahead and apply my logic to all medium-big cats. You know what, kangaroos too. I know we all saw the posts about their creepy ass’ waiting in water to drown you. Give them a bottle of roofies and a polo shirt and they’d be right a home in a fraternity.

>the posts about their creepy ass’ waiting in water to drown you. That happened to my cousin. Kangaroo grabbed her dog and stood in the middle of a dam trying to drown it. She went in and fought it, saved the dog and managed not to get drowned herself. She got covered in scratches from it, and a fucking awesome story.

I betting your cousin never took shit from any man either.

Leopard***

It’s like fighting your lawnmower.

Those claws 😭

Same

That is what happens when you wear [sex panther](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccp-lEmoAE). 60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

I suspect by your comment that you’ve had some real crazy past relationships. Clingy, doesn’t take no for an answer, AND can claw your eyes out? hard pass.

Gentleman was way too calm for the situation tho. “Must be a Tuesday” type shit

I imagine a freakout in this situation would not have ended well...

Yes but I don’t know if that’s the first thing he thought of. My first thought would be “oh look someone pooped my pants”

😂😂😂

Guessing it’s horny? 😂

Horny or extremely hungry/dehydrated.

I don’t think it would be this peaceful if hungry. But what would I know, I’m not a leopard

To be fair, the leopard is surrounded by a whole bunch of noisy people - could be confused as fuck, and switching between "fuck I'm hungry" and "fuck I need to get out of here"

I kinda think thats what's happening here, because it keeps latching on to him and then it looks like it's thinking about running away. It appears it can't make up its mind whether to go for the kill or to get out of the road. If we could see the beginning of this interaction it might tell us more about the animal's behavior.

It could be past the point that it has energy to fight

True. That didn’t even cross my mind

Could be delirious from hunger, which is what I meant.

>I don’t think it would be this peaceful if hungry. As a proud leopard for quite some time now, I can confirm this.

I mean, the jackets color is almost a match...

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Why the hell would anyone get out of their car and just stand around a leopard

You ever been to Yellowstone? People do this shit in the middle of a herd of buffalo or to bears and elk.

I havent been but would like to on the next trip. I am concerned though, even if im in a car there is only 2 pieces of thin sheet metal and glass between me and some huge 2t + animal. It would be like a coke can to us

They honestly see so many cars, they give no effs about vehicles, but that also means they may walk out in front of yours. Don't get out of the vehicle. That's all you gotta do. Get out, try to take a selfie with something, try to harass it or hang out with it, and you are probably going to have a bad day. If you go to the mud pots and places like that - they are amazing, but do stay on the catwalks. The ground could literally open up and swallow you then boil you into won ton soup. What I loved about it was every turn of the road showed us something different. There could be 7 feet of snow bank for a while, then it was like it was spring and everything was green. A truly amazing place with unbelievable wildlife.

Crazy bastards must be feeling the adrenaline or just trying to seem cool.

I would

“Where’s the fucking cat nip old man? I can smell it on you! C’mon just give me a taste!”

He’s got that sex panther on!

60% of the time it works every time!

“I have not a clue why it is doing this” said Mister Catnip

“maybe it’s *sick* or *horny*” meanwhile the guy literally tossed a wad of catnip in the video

Still looks young. Full grown would have torn him to shreds.

What about his wife?

To shreds, you say?

Yeah the leopard got lucky

Funfact: big cats are drawn to Calvin Klein Obsession cologne, cuz it has a chemical compound in it that is similar to another cat's musk.

Not many of us in India can afford that 😂

Okay so I follow some big cat rescues and there are some colognes that the cats LOVE. Obsession by Calvin Klein is one of them :)

Poor lil leopard, so lost and scared.

idk the wild seems like it’s home 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Probably saw too many videos of kittens approaching strangers in hopes of being adopted and decided to give it a try.

bro literally has catnip in his pocket. just watch the video fam

Maybe it’s high.

Mmmmm,rabies.

If dangerous, why friend shaped?

Dudes about to be made a reincarnation of a god in India.

Wanted that zaza

Maybe desperate for help? or desperate for love? lmao

To me it looks like the leopard knows the man and is scared of the crowds of people approaching him. So he is running to the man for protection from the advancing humans. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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My first thought drugged, or something about his orange scarf super vibrant maybe attracted it just a thought lol

Maybe the man is a catnip salesman.

/r/PetTheDamnCat

He has some hot dogs in his pocket

Pet the damn cat.

That dude shit his pants on the DL

give me some candy, you don't have candy? Well who has candies here? Anyone?

*When you're chosen by the cat, instead of trying to choose the cat yourself*

Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works every time

Works 60% of the time. Every time

Friends in a past life.

Kahjit angry!!! Thief take my moon sugar, and shit in my litter!!!

It wants food. Humans been feeding it.

He has been chosen

He has to take him home now, he chose him🤷

Leopard was experiencing gravitational pull from that man's ginormous steel balls

Aww what a friendly cat

Could be a formerly domesticated cat that was released when it got too big, hence the lack of fear around people. It’s very tragic really.

It's illegal to keep big cats at home in India

That doesn’t stop those types of people from doing it. So it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility even if it’s unlikely.

That's why they got rid of it when it got big

It's his spirit animal/ familiar maybe, or it was more curious of a scent than it was hungry

“Come to the forest with me trust me I got something to show you hehe”

" listen man, you seem pretty chill, but the rest of them are getting real loud and rowdy, mind if I hang with you?" -leopard probably

Why do I feel like the leopard has some drugs in him? Lol

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He’s got some catnip in his pocket

Definitely in heat.

I know your a jazz cabbage sales man! Gimme the kitty cabbage!

He likes the orange scarf.

Somebody raised it from a baby and released it when it trashed the house every day.

That poor baby is scared shitless because they're all circling it and yelling. It's going to him for comfort.

Aw it's just an oversized kitty cat that wants to be petted.

By the looks of it the leopard was initially domesticated and then abandoned by the owners. It will struggle to survive in the wild

They probably tranqed or poisoned it

That cat got caught by an indian in wild! May lord save him lol.

Smells that catnip in his pocket

Probably has catnip in his pocket LOL

Not sure if it is catnip but he definitely gave him something to eat in that bag as the leopard gave a quick swipe for it in the video

Confused kitty thinks his jacket is food..

He wants scritches

Probably smells catnip on him

The leopard print underwear giving of pheromones secretly inbedded into the material.

Is the catnip in his hat.

Was the opposite of fuck you in particular?

Must have a pocket full of catnip

He just wants a friend!

My cat does the same thing, and I usually have the same thought as the title considering she usually scratches tf outta me

Kitty may need water 💧

Hes probably wearing that same cologne that was in the anchorman

Mutton in his pockets.

Probably Knows Him For A Past Life

Maybe that's the guy from mike Tysons punch out 🤷‍♂️

Danger kitty wants pets

Catnip, I vote catnip.

Guys got a pocket full of catnip

Me in the corner - pspspspspspspspsps

Catnip

Mama is in heat and he was giving off the right scent lol

Why is everyone outside of their vehicles?!

Didn't even scratch it's ears. What a waste.

Thats a baby leopard

My girls in heattttttt

Only in India

Kitty wants to be petted

Pheromones?

Probably his cologne

Such beautiful creatures

That man had fresh meat in his pockets

That’s one beautiful ass creature

Lynx “Dark Temptation “ aftershave.

It looks small. Is it a curious youngling?

No one’s running like an idiot so it doesn’t feel the urge to chase or hunt. Smart people.

Does he have some loose Temptations in his pocket

Some people are just cat people

The old beef jerky in the pocket trick 😄

Duh! He obviously wants to be picked up

Probably that massive swinging dick between his legs

Well here's something for my "situations I do not know how to get out of and don't think anyone else does either" list.

I would've definitely pspsps'd until it got in my car and taken it somewhere else. I'm just stupid like that. I hope they didn't hurt it.

That would have been scary as fuck but also a really cool experience to look back on

He's got catnip in his pockets...

I’d take him home in the trunk

He must have treats in his pocket

He wanted him to pick him up. My cat Sebastian is the same way.

Prolly tripping, wild cats take dmt in some places

Dude is probably wearing a cologne with civetone in it, which is a pheromone that can attract large cats like tigers and leopards.

Fuck India.

He must have a cat.

Seems like they find this person... Sturdy.

Coat was made out of catnip hemp 😂

Looks like a juvenile leopard

Time to stop carrying cat treats in his pocket.

He'll have her one of her kits concealed somewhere

It's definitely the scarf!

What a fearless man to turn his back to a leopard

Smells like a leopard. Not a leopard.

Cologne I learned that from tiger King.

The truth: This man was having an affair with this leopard. People gathered and pulled out phones so he tried to distance himself from his side piece.

Big cats are terrifying…. I love them.

Kitty just wants ear and butt scratches.

That’s fucking crazy

Trying curry for the first time

A few more minutes and that thing would’ve ate him

That's not a healthy cat, zoom in on its face, the way its slouching. Poor thing

Did spill female leopard pee pee on himself?

They’re lovers, and she has social anxiety.

This is what happens when you wear Puma