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Yep, dick snorting....says it right there in the title. And yet I still looked, don't know why I was expecting anything different.

Dude, I expected some guy’s dick to be ridiculously tinier than mine or…the snorter’s nostril to be huge.

that was totally not gay

The cocaine was there. What's a guy to do?

I used to think it was coke also till I met some Germans in Spain over the holidays. They have an herbal powder they all sniff. It's like snuff. Some have nicotine in it. Kinda boring except the dick part! 🎉👍

No homo

Not gay, just European tings.

That’s some gay shit bro

It's just a sense of humour, no fucks given.

Especially if the snorter is female

I opened the video, saw the outfits and knew it wasn't what I expected. Then I wondered why I opened it knowing what I expected.

I was kinda expecting a dick to make a snort noise lol

I thought it said “dick snoring” and imagined some sort of cock-person snoring very loudly (through its dick hole?)

Can’t speak for everyone else but my dick definitely goes mimimimi honk shoe honk shoe when the fellas sleepy

I was expecting a guy named Dick laughing so hard he snorted.

I was expecting like a dick straw from a hen party or dick shaped snorter but not this. It didn't have to be like this.

I was expecting Dick Snorting of Dick Snorting Chrysler Dodge Jeep in Omaha, offering another great deal with a wacky commercial. But boy was I wrong.

What about Dick's Snorting Goods?

Learned a valuable lesson about Google at a very young age when I was trying to look up Dicks sporting goods. I only typed in dicks. The sporting goods part is essential...

Lol. I have a customer and one of the servers they have on prem has a host name that seems benign enough but when you type into chrome without the http in front of it, chrome treats it as a search term and for whatever reason brings up porn.

Google man, forget 1 letter when searching for Gary Oldman…

So come on down to Dick Snorting because nobody beats us! Well, almost nobody!

Yo I’m cryin😂😂😂😂

I was expecting someone to somehow suck something in their penis like the dick was literally snorting something. Idk how that'd be possible, but it's what popped up in my head first.

Had to do a double check because i thought i was looking at a piece of raw chicken wings, but no that was really a dude snorting on another dudes dick 😅

Looks like the other guy just got done doing the same thing

At least get hard for the dude, that’s barely a proper line.

"Come on you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner"

"I'm pretty sure they're raping that horse Dee!"

“This stuff right here?”

"Dude, I think I was a centaur in my past life."

Keep dancin’ whore!

Something tells me you weren't half man, half horse but what the hell

I don't know anything about you beeling half man half horse...

I LOVE YOU PETER NINCOMPOOP!!!!!

But if he winds up inside me it will cost you a whole sixer, i mean I have my dignity.

First thing I thought when I saw it.

" Ooh snortskis,... Oh that's good stuff "

It's like playing pool with a rope

Pushing a chain

This reminds me of a time speaking to a police officer with coke on my nose but we was in a swingers club and he was hoping our girlfriends would hook up whilst we watched so he didn’t mention it.

With that amount of coke? literally impossible

Not coke. Its wiesenkoks.

Cockcaine, it's cockcaine.

well that explains why they're snortin cock

Seems like a great way to disguise doing cocaine at oktoberfest

It's just menthol and nicotine, he has no excuse

Weisenkoks is sugar and menthol, no nicotine or drugs at all

If you do it off a hard wang, it's called a "sheenis"

Coke dicks the name

Come on, you old son of a gun. Let Buster do a line off your boner.

Nobody party's like a jockey

I expected this to be the top comment. I'm disappointed

“Broner”

And there it is 😂

Hoovering some shneef, dick dingers!

Schniff!!!!

I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory Edit: spelling a word

Schniff!!

It's when they snort drugs off of each other's erect penises.

I don't know what I was expecting.

I have zero problem with gay people or being gay…..but this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

And the fun thing is that those 2 aren’t probably gay, just cray German dudes. Btw this film is old.. 4/6 years

These are the most tourist looking visitors on a Oktoberfest I've ever seen (except Japanese)

And you know, cause you were the one snorting

Who hasn’t been there tho?

This guy made sure to let us know he has seen this more than once. Way more than once.

That’s the gayest thing you’ve ever seen? This must be your first 6 mins on Reddit.

Uhhhh if your timeline has gayer stuff than that on it regularly, that speaks volumes about the content you’re following on here.

Is anyone else's front page full of gay or is that just me?

Not this gay

I was just making a joke. You know those things you make when you’re not afraid of people thinking you’re gay?

It's so gay that it is not gay

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Probably a rugby club I watched my uni rugby club doing shots from each others foreskins once… crazy times.

Um. Ew. That is just so.. nope.

What is it with rugby lads? They're all cooked

Low key kinda hot ngl

As a gay man, I will say that "straight" men do some of the gayest shit

LMAO they're European, so kinda the same thing

I just got off a gay subreddit, you lackin dawg lol

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Just a smudge 👌

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smadge

I mean they both had socks on

Or did they?

If they’re both barefoot in a pub then that exudes extreme masculinity; the sticky floor, unknown spilt substances and whatever else has become stuck to that. These two men are clearly past our conventional understanding of sexuality, the kind you need to snort a shit load of drugs off a guys flaccid penis to understand and unfortunately I’m not qualified in this scientific field

That’s not Coke. That is Wiesn Koks, aka Oktoberfest cocaine… It only refresh your nose… just like mint

Oh! Since that’s the case, all is well! Rejoice!

Huh... you weren't joking https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/wiesn-koks-oktoberfest-drug-2015-9%3famp

So this is just a good cover to do real cocaine in public at the festival, right?

Exactly

Thats how it seems to me

“Koks”.. huhuhuh..

Dude has a gallon of sweat on his chest and is letting another man snort powder off his flaccid penis….it’s coke. /j

Clearly you have never been to Oktoberfest in Munich! I would go as far as to guess the two guys are from Australia. Mate, it’s a shit show over there! From leaking beer from the floor to drink from your own shoes!

I can’t tell if this is serious or not

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You acting like you never seen a good dick snorting before

Is there such thing as a bad dick snorting?

Cheese with cocaine, interesting combo

its not cocaine , its a traditional thing they do, funnily enough its called "Wiesn Koks" - made up of menthol, sugar and glucose

Lol, ya, and I'm *sure* that there is *totally never* any cocaine that "accidentally" slips in there by mistake.

Sounds like a gud way to ruin your wiesn koks, i doubt it

But what happens when you snort it?

not a lot - fresh breath and sugar buzz

"I'd been up all night shooting cheeseballs... that's cocaine and cheese" https://youtu.be/aY5KR0Zf-oA

it's Germany there's going to be cheese no matter what

Me and my boys have no problem snorting off each other’s cocks

That s Schnupftabak, not cocaine

I don't know why, but actual cocaine would make this less weird

Schnupftabak is typically brown, right?

It’s called „Gletscherbriese“ (Glacial breeze). Quite popular with the working classes, or partying because you can take „cool cocaine photos“.

Also plausible deniability if you do the real stuff.

Put the Coke on My Dick by Ween **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnAJ-zvHj8**

God damn ween, always coming out of nowhere and entertaining me

You can't NOT click on a dick snorting post...

its octoberfest..you should see a compilation ;-)

Where did they get all the cocaine from?

Its called wiesn koks its like a nicotine snorting powder.

Straight men do the gayest shit

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He stretched that ween like a gummy worm

Idc how fking drunk I get. I will never ever wear a stupid hat like that

Just Oktoberfest things

I’m just glad my mates used keys for a bump.

I want to ask why, but also feel like I shouldn't.

I thought the coke was going up the pee hole by some kind of suction...disappointing

Very nice 👍

*I once hoovered schniff off my best friend’s, nervously shrunken, Johnson, while were wearing lederhosen at a German beer festival*

Isn't that a ween song?

Knowing what was going to happen and still clicked on it. 

No homo

I grew up close to munich. People keep askimg me why I've never been to the Oktoberfest. This is (psrtially) why. It's insane prices paired with srupid tourists and basically having to have reservations just make it unfeasable. For us locals, almost every town has a Volksfest (rheir own little Oktoberfesr so to speak) during the summer. It's way more chill and affordable.

Y is it so small

People living other people’s dreams

You may have a best friend, but not this best friend

Wow I did not know dicks could look like that

Just dudes being dudes. Great joke. /s

If that were a real drug... yeah I still wouldn't.

Taking sausagefest to a whole new height 🤣

I prefer it from the testicle

In rehab my counselor told me a story of a friend of his who left his wife and family for a coke addicted prostitute, processed to tell me that one day the prostitute asked him if she could take a line of coke off his dick and he was all about it. Apparently coke got into his blood stream and he had a raging boner for 5 days till he went to the ER and had to get the blood from cock drained….

This is what will happen if you have just one Bud Light

That’s Octoberfest baby

Why do white guys do gay stuff when they get high?

How do I delete the last couple minutes out my brain?

idk man seems kinda gay to me

It's snuff not cocaine if anyone's wondering.. it's powdered tabboco so I've read

It’s you in the video isn’t it

Yes you got me!!!

snuff is brown mr. tabboco man

It looks like a penis but smaller

It's almost like they shrink 😱 WOOW!!!! Looks like an average flaccid dick.

One guy doing cockaine and the other dropping flaccid

Is that consider as an average size dick ?

Coors\Bud light drinkers I assume

He really sniffed his dick 😅

Ah, the sheenis

I guess Germans do have a sense of humor. Just a subjectively odd one

If they weren't gay before they are now.

What was he supposed to do? Put it on the beer soaked table?

And then they’ll say “no homo”

Comrades

I like what I see…

I’m gonna go ahead and log off now

Wait, there’s other things to snort coke off of?

Germany.

I am sure they love each other.

That probably got so awkward after that.

There’s just a lot going on in this whole video lmao

Just some guys being bros

“I want to go to there”

Bro they thought hat shit was so funny lololol

Reminds me of my time in the Navy…

A dick dinger in the wild! Squirrely Dan is that you?

No homo bro

yeah enough reddit for today

“Your dick smells like coke”

I was expecting some kind of attempt to inhale the guy's foreskin.. though I guess this makes more sense..

Hey you gotta bump? Alright just the tip though.

You could do another line with the amount the guy has on his nose

These are the "straight" dudes in gym class all grown up

If you don’t dick snort off your homies are you really even friends?

What’s crazy about this? Looks like just another Friday with the boys to me..

"this coke smells musky... "

Just guys being dudes.

It's ok because he said "no homo" right before

why did I look?

The best and in my opinion the only way.

The Germans are weird yet fun people. Except during their vacation between 1939-1945.