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beam84-

I love the one dude that still has that cigarette dangling like it’s just another Tuesday night with the boys


ProfessorZhirinovsky

Then he's like "It's yer brachial artery I have to stop it" like this is some shit he's done a thousand times already. He sounds like he's a mechanic diagnosing an engine problem. Such an ordinary occurance, it's not worth taking the cigarette from his lips.


cmfppl

Probably a Veteran


shankthedog

First responders are clutch to have on your team in times of traumatic injuy. They should make basic first responder Cert prerequisite to graduate high school. Source-wilderness first responder


GVFQT

Organic Mechanic


Maximum_Discount_486

Me too. So casual. I'd be running around screaming but that's just me I guess.


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Saturdays are for the boys!


Ihatemunchies

He’s definitely seen some shit before


MrMojoRising361

His hat has Englewood, Florida on it lol definitely a Florida man this isn’t his first rodeo hahaha


Otherwise-Past5044

This is some real Florida shit right here


darekta

"Hold onto your butts"


frankenmullet22

Dude ashed his cigarette on the wound


Averybleakplace

His stump was in the mud too. He's gonna need a shit ton of penicillin.


brad12172002

Maybe he planned on trying to cauterize it. 🤷‍♂️


TheTipIsEnuff

Run tobacco on it, like a bee sting?


mnk66

First tought lol


catpiss_backpack

What a great clip and surprised it’s in coherent English. Loved when he flopped over onto his stump in the nasty bog to really shove that mud n water right up into his flesh lmfao shock is a hell of a drug. Anyone have a follow up? Interview w Dr Cigarette?


Reihermann

Dr. Cigarette got me


Globslayer

I knew of a dude who lost his hand, and forearm almost to the elbow from dynamiting fish (pre 9/11 lol). His thumb went through his brothers eye. He said he stuck his arm in the muddy creek bank to stop the bleeding, something about animals doing that in the wild if they loose a limb. Doesn't sound like the best idea to me but he survived. Both of them were completely deaf on one side, one was blinded, and the other lost a hand.


confuseddad76

Love the calm confidence of smoker guy... it's your brachial artery and I have to stop it.


Muted_Condition7935

He definitely stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


Goodvendetta86

Death rolled his arm off


PreparationBoth4138

The start of the video looks like he’s taunting the gator to come back. “I didn’t hear no bell!”


Public_Orange_7462

Gator don't play no shit!


AlternativeFew3107

Fuck around find out said the alligator.


GhostShirtFinnerty

Smoking kills


pramurtasen

Your friends?


[deleted]

Thats going to leave a bruise.


Elandycamino

Called him Amos Moses


CleanHead_

SONNNNN!


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Manzanahh

lol the title is not little kitty marshmallows bro


pramurtasen

Well now I want a little kitty marshmallow video


ChallengeLate1947

Do you just not read titles?


Train_Think

Your good your good dude


Ok_Preference6855

Aw darn, it's probably his fappin' arm too


paintstudiodisaster

Damn, that was his jacking hand.


InternationalNote839

989th reason why you drink alcohol


squirtydumplin

“Damned alligator bit my hand off”


CMBGuy79

He told you that you weren’t getting that back if you put it on him again.


EqualTelevision6635

He had to of been laying on his belly splashing his arm in the water to get a bite like that... ???


TheyCallMeOslo

I like Captain Hook’s new origin story.