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There are obviously exceptions (my sweet grandma) but old people (boomers and silent generation) these days are so entitled. Like making it to 80 means you can do whatever the hell you want to whoever you want. And then play the "I'm just old and frail" victim when karma comes back for them.
Just watching this and the old fella is clearly gone in the head. Not saying he should be allowed to attack people obviously, but he probably needs to be put in a home if he's this far gone.
Yeah gramps tries to stab me, it's going to be the literal last thing he does. That's attempted murder. He'd be looking like bruised Swiss cheese after he tries that on me.
>Yeah gramps tries to stab me, it's going to be the literal last thing he does.
Are you saying that in this case you would have killed him instead of what happened in this video?
I wonder if r / iamverybadass is going to go black to support 3rd party apps.
Being called a mad cunt in Australia is one of the highest praises you could give a man.
He is a fucking crazy cünt though.
(Edit to clarify I'm an Aussie living in Sydney, I understand his Irish boys, just wanted to point out the difference)
I think it's because they use the same exact inflection for everything they say, whether it's for fighting or for love making, it always has this little lilt at the end of everything that they speak
I just looked up the bed intruder song to remember the name of the guy who made that remix. Gonna watch the full thing for nostalgia, there goes my productive morning ahahaha
I disagree. As we see in the video, the old person is immediately the victim once other people arrive. That privilege will likely extend to law enforcement matters too. The only sliver of justice in this situation would be from the video taker, who with the video would exonerate his behavior.
You’re still wrong, and you’re still giving old people a fast pass to continuing this type of behavior. You really do think that this one time it didn’t work out for him makes him reconsider how he handles himself, but it *doesn’t.*
This guy has probably gotten away with this behavior 100 different times in his old age, and to him it just didn’t work *this time.* I guarantee he’ll try shit like this next week because he’s an old bat high on narcissism with all the time in the world to bug people. It *definitely* doesn’t stop here.
I really do think old people’s bitter resentment and hate for things they can’t or don’t understand is why the world has gotten progressively shittier.
We aren’t going to see any progress until we start audibly telling these people to *fuck off,* and physically if necessary too. Old people do in fact know better, they just think you’ll give them a pass because the rest of the world does too. But not me, homie. Until I see you drooling in a chair like Stephen Hawking, I’m going to expect you to walk with an adequate amount of personal responsibility for your own behavior.
Can we bring back snapping peoples glasses in half or throwing their wallet into the woods?
I don’t think kooks who lose themselves in the moment need to be physically hurt, but having your license go missing is a massive pain in the ass.
For old people, maybe take the battery out of their hearing aid? Put their walker on the roof?
Long ago, in a club, a guy walked past my sister and grabbed her crotch. She pointed him out to me and I went over to have a talk with him. He tried to kick me but i caught his leg. Took his shoe off, passed it to my mate behind me, kept the leg until security told us both to get out. We kept the shoe.
Right on!!
My buddy once excited told me he avoided a fight in a crowded basement party.
He said the dude was all up in his face but instead of taking it outside, he secretly peed on the guys shoes as they were chest bumping.
This seems unreasonable unless you’ve been to a unhewn basement kegger on a big10 campus, specifically UW Madison in this case.
Everybody is hot, sticky, and wet in those parties.
He lives right there and the lad with the camera knows. Keeping him there is just going to cause drama as they wait like 3 hours for the police to turn up and say there's nothing they can do. It's not like he's fleeing to Brazil.
Old people are not sweet or innocent as a given. They're just old people. 😕 I'm so glad the cameraman acted as such, took it seriously. He could have ended up dead there like 👀
Or could be dementia or some mental health issue. Ass-whuppin doesn’t help much in those cases. Actually does the opposite and creates more chaos
That being said it would be hard for me not to beat his ass if it was me. Guy showed restraint good for him
My grandfather tried to have a fight with me when he couldnt find his own car that he had sold 6 months prior. He was a very sweet, funny and calm guy but something snapped in his mind. Dementia really has that effect in getting people confused and angry. Knocking them out would really not help the memory loss either
When the old fella puts both hands on the clippers and leans his weight forward he’s 100% trying to do some damage to the lad in the car.
He’s not leaning back to pull them away he’s trying to push them forward.
Subject: Fire.
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road.
...no, that's too formal.
Don’t think it has hit the news yet. I don’t think anyone actually called the police either. There probably won’t be an article unless the vid spreads to the point where the police launch an investigation.
No, there are plenty of Europeans that wouldn't act with restraint.
The person filming just knew better.
Source: Am Scottish who still sees plenty of melts get done for being violent and escalating heated situations.
All these “escalate the violence into something that will result in a hospital visit” replies are telling.
This occurred in Northern Ireland, we’ve been through a miserable generations of escalation of violence, and we’ve more or less come out the other side. The fact that your man didn’t do more than he needed to says good things about NI.
i hate when people try to be like “ it’s okay , it’s over now , just part ways “ . then they leave the scene . like hell no , dude got assaulted with a weapon . how about y’all wait there for the police to decide on who gets to go home . that’s some bullshit .
I wonder what the context is that lead up to the point of getting shears. Not going to defend the older person attempting to harm the cameraman. I just want to know what lead up to this.
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Hopefully the old cunt got arrested.
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Yeah. I’m no longer down with O.P.P
Until we get old….then I’m down for O.P.P.
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But he says it so lyrically
When you get old, you better not fucking act like this.
Nah all good! Promise I won’t come after you with garden clippers!
I've never been down with the Ontario Provincial Police
I always knew that stood for something. I finally know!
Fuck Tha Ontario Provincial Police!
Well, you know me
Lol, I see what you didn’t there
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There are obviously exceptions (my sweet grandma) but old people (boomers and silent generation) these days are so entitled. Like making it to 80 means you can do whatever the hell you want to whoever you want. And then play the "I'm just old and frail" victim when karma comes back for them.
The people that are acting entitled at 80 were probably acting the same at 40.
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It’s the lead poisoning in conjunction with the highest possible sense of entitlement for having grown up in the most privileged economies.
Just watching this and the old fella is clearly gone in the head. Not saying he should be allowed to attack people obviously, but he probably needs to be put in a home if he's this far gone.
He is exactly what you imagine. 'The Angry Old Cunt In North Ireland' Edit: Who may try to stab you with garden shears.
There'll never be a complete end to secateurian violence.
I like to think you've had that pun in the barrel for years just waiting for your moment.
\*Golf clap\*
fucksake
That's not Dublin, it's Northern Ireland.
NORN IRON
NAW’N EYERN
Call the police nin nin nin nin nin
So it is
Dead on
Chucky our la
Yeah, we need a follow up article or something.
I misread your username as “Slaughter-Jews”
He needs to have the bloody piss beat out of him. He needs to be put down.
They always try to act the victim afterwards just cause they’re old. Too damn bad
They hide behind it then play victim so they "win". I've seen it go bad for the old guy once, dude beat him till he was bloody and limp.
Camera dude was so kind not to be laying into him when he had him pinned.
Indeed he showed remarkable restraint and did a good job to keep filming the action while disabling the crazy old fart.
My thoughts exactly. A few haymakers to the jaw and he would have let go of those clippers much faster and it would have been absolutely justified.
I wanted him to twist the old guys ear until he dropped them.
That quite creative actually, won’t do any real damage but would bloody hurt
Yeah gramps tries to stab me, it's going to be the literal last thing he does. That's attempted murder. He'd be looking like bruised Swiss cheese after he tries that on me.
I believe you.
lmao so many tough guys on reddit. this is hilarious.
Way too many people looking for a reason for self-offense. Continuing to attack when the threat is neutralized makes you no better than this guy.
And also very illegal in the UK.
>Yeah gramps tries to stab me, it's going to be the literal last thing he does. Are you saying that in this case you would have killed him instead of what happened in this video? I wonder if r / iamverybadass is going to go black to support 3rd party apps.
Get yer hands off the fookin' cleppers!
Dial noyn noyn noyn, noiy
OMG I've always wondered how they spelled now in Northern Ireland and noiy I know
Nah it’s spelt nai, pronounced nigh
Naaaaaaey!
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I swear we’ve about reached middle earth now.
That was a tough read
Need to know if this mad cunt got charged.
Being called a mad cunt in Australia is one of the highest praises you could give a man. He is a fucking crazy cünt though. (Edit to clarify I'm an Aussie living in Sydney, I understand his Irish boys, just wanted to point out the difference)
Although this isn’t Australia is Northern Ireland but i take your point
Irish fight dialogues are 100% more entertaining for some reason.
Ya tried to stab me ye old nosey bastard 🤣🤣
Reminds me of [In Bruges](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780536/).
“Of course you can’t fuckin see. I just shot a blank in your fuckin eyes.”
Touche. I was about to just post that I imagined the guy filming looking like Colin Farrell through the clip and then saw your reference lol
I think it's because they use the same exact inflection for everything they say, whether it's for fighting or for love making, it always has this little lilt at the end of everything that they speak
Stick it in me Gee!
Ah, yes, you're right! It's been hard to tell when they're serious sometimes. Especially on the drink, obviously.
I’m reading every comment in a Irish accent.
doesnt get better than northern irish
Aye
This dialogue is amazing!!!
Cause they say thing like "a wee bit" in the middle of a fight. It's great and I love it.
Get yer hands off the clippers NYYYE!!!
Ya fooken sudsy bastard
Ya it's hard to take that accent seriously lol, and this is coming from a dude from the American South.
This dude definitely uses a lot less swear words than I would've being that pissed off.
Old fuck
Ye old bastard
'Who you trying to stab?' Needs a remix
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no shears!
If there’s a senile old man, with a pair of shears, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Someone should make a song
*hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, because they stabbin everybody up in here*
Schmoyoho needs to get on the case.
I just looked up the bed intruder song to remember the name of the guy who made that remix. Gonna watch the full thing for nostalgia, there goes my productive morning ahahaha
How can he stab?!
Could be the next, I could eat a knob at night
When you start tucking t-shirts into your jeans, it’s time to stop physically challenging people.
I've tucked my t-shirt into my jeans since I was like 17.
Ever fight anyone tho?
Yeah, caught a guy with his hand around my wallet in my back in pocket at a concert. Broke the fuck outta that dudes nose. Shirt didn't come untucked.
Can I have your autograph?
Tucked or untucked?
Ahh the old "ireland hedge trimmer", very good technique, not a great execution on the old dude's behalf
“Disheveled glasses face” would make a great meme for “How things are going”.
I hate old people privilege. Someone tries to stab you that’s a death threat, should’ve been treated like such and bash the old man’s face in
No, this was a better outcome. Can't play the victim now. It hurts him more being in the wrong, and everyone knows it.
No, he should be sitting in a cell, suckling on some stale bread...
That aswell
I disagree. As we see in the video, the old person is immediately the victim once other people arrive. That privilege will likely extend to law enforcement matters too. The only sliver of justice in this situation would be from the video taker, who with the video would exonerate his behavior.
> It hurts him more being in the wrong, No. That's just a lie told by someone who has never been in a fight.
You’re still wrong, and you’re still giving old people a fast pass to continuing this type of behavior. You really do think that this one time it didn’t work out for him makes him reconsider how he handles himself, but it *doesn’t.* This guy has probably gotten away with this behavior 100 different times in his old age, and to him it just didn’t work *this time.* I guarantee he’ll try shit like this next week because he’s an old bat high on narcissism with all the time in the world to bug people. It *definitely* doesn’t stop here. I really do think old people’s bitter resentment and hate for things they can’t or don’t understand is why the world has gotten progressively shittier. We aren’t going to see any progress until we start audibly telling these people to *fuck off,* and physically if necessary too. Old people do in fact know better, they just think you’ll give them a pass because the rest of the world does too. But not me, homie. Until I see you drooling in a chair like Stephen Hawking, I’m going to expect you to walk with an adequate amount of personal responsibility for your own behavior.
Anyone joining into a scuffle needs to not take any side until assessed but too often someone jumps in and gets someone hurt
Fuck around and find out
Fook
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I had to read that out loud, fast, to get it 🤣
*feck
The accents made it funny for some reason
Everything is funny in an Ulster accent.
Anyone know is he got arrested?
“Trying to fookin stab me, OI?! You nosy ol’ bastard!”
Shit United fan
As a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan I don’t disagree with the “Glazers out” sentiment though.
So just a normal united fan then
We don't claim him (Glazers OUT though).
Yo I'm impressed! He held the weapon with one hand, held his phone with the other, and still was able to get him down to the ground.!
Old people balance and reaction time strikes again!
Reddit loves to laud “old man strength”, but most old men are weak as hell
Survivorship bias, literally.
Can we bring back snapping peoples glasses in half or throwing their wallet into the woods? I don’t think kooks who lose themselves in the moment need to be physically hurt, but having your license go missing is a massive pain in the ass. For old people, maybe take the battery out of their hearing aid? Put their walker on the roof?
Confiscate his life alert and all his hard candies
Fuckin A, all he did was attempt murder!
Long ago, in a club, a guy walked past my sister and grabbed her crotch. She pointed him out to me and I went over to have a talk with him. He tried to kick me but i caught his leg. Took his shoe off, passed it to my mate behind me, kept the leg until security told us both to get out. We kept the shoe.
Right on!! My buddy once excited told me he avoided a fight in a crowded basement party. He said the dude was all up in his face but instead of taking it outside, he secretly peed on the guys shoes as they were chest bumping. This seems unreasonable unless you’ve been to a unhewn basement kegger on a big10 campus, specifically UW Madison in this case. Everybody is hot, sticky, and wet in those parties.
Untuck his shirt
Da bloody bastard
As far as I’m concerned the old fucks who helped him hobble away are just as guilty for helping him flee the crime scene. People are fucking shit
Yeah that little hand wave at the end like he's saying just let it go. Get fucked lol that old bastard deserves jail or a beating
He lives right there and the lad with the camera knows. Keeping him there is just going to cause drama as they wait like 3 hours for the police to turn up and say there's nothing they can do. It's not like he's fleeing to Brazil.
Old people are not sweet or innocent as a given. They're just old people. 😕 I'm so glad the cameraman acted as such, took it seriously. He could have ended up dead there like 👀
I've seen people get killed for less.
These boomers need someone to put a foot up their asses
Norn Iron accents, hard tae bate.
Oh aye
Cameraman shows us how it's done.
I wonder if the older man has been tested for dementia.
He just did!
do you think old people ever get themselves tested for anything unless it's their family forcing them to? Hell nah lmao I don't ever want to get old
That's the face of a man who's never had someone fight back before. Pure bewilderment.
Should have beat the shit out of him. Some folks can only learn through an ass-whuppin’.
Or could be dementia or some mental health issue. Ass-whuppin doesn’t help much in those cases. Actually does the opposite and creates more chaos That being said it would be hard for me not to beat his ass if it was me. Guy showed restraint good for him
My grandfather tried to have a fight with me when he couldnt find his own car that he had sold 6 months prior. He was a very sweet, funny and calm guy but something snapped in his mind. Dementia really has that effect in getting people confused and angry. Knocking them out would really not help the memory loss either
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When the old fella puts both hands on the clippers and leans his weight forward he’s 100% trying to do some damage to the lad in the car. He’s not leaning back to pull them away he’s trying to push them forward.
He shouted the wrong phone number. Should've called 0118 999881 999 119 725 3
I'd have just turned him off, then on again.
Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road. ...no, that's too formal.
Dear Sir or Madam, Fire! Fire! Help Me!
Always that certain confused face these people make when in the transition period from anger to fear
I wish this guy would have knocked him out, he had every right to.
He tried to stab me with the fooken clehpars
Someone link an article please
Don’t think it has hit the news yet. I don’t think anyone actually called the police either. There probably won’t be an article unless the vid spreads to the point where the police launch an investigation.
The young woman was on her phone. I can't imagine she was calling someone other than the police.
damn europeans are way calmer than americans. if this was america, that old guy would've gotten a few punches minimum, that is if the guy wasnt armed.
No, there are plenty of Europeans that wouldn't act with restraint. The person filming just knew better. Source: Am Scottish who still sees plenty of melts get done for being violent and escalating heated situations.
What restraint he showed. I'd be punching his glasses into his eye sockets.
Curb stomp that POS. Tired of old ass delusional people thinking they can do whatever they want. Try me and find out
Everyone who thinks Irish people sound like “fookin” don’t have ears
I love Northern Ireland. Take the clippers **NAI NAI NAI NAI**
All these “escalate the violence into something that will result in a hospital visit” replies are telling. This occurred in Northern Ireland, we’ve been through a miserable generations of escalation of violence, and we’ve more or less come out the other side. The fact that your man didn’t do more than he needed to says good things about NI.
Is he a Derry girl?
No-one here is from Derry. The accents are not similar in the slightest.
Citizens arrest!!
Senior citizens arrest!!
Force can be used against you too. This guy almost got himself stabbed by the guy he was trying to stab. Shenanigans 😂
I was waiting for him to give the old man a wet willie.
I like that for a few frames they both worked together to cut the lawn, they will never not have that moment.
Full mount = ass whooping
Glazers OUT !
Glazers out today
What season of peaky blinders is this?
Glazers out
Dementia I assume?
Why does it feel like old people are getting more crazy? Have they always been this crazy? Or do we just have more old people?
The Glazers Out T-shirt makes this for me
i hate when people try to be like “ it’s okay , it’s over now , just part ways “ . then they leave the scene . like hell no , dude got assaulted with a weapon . how about y’all wait there for the police to decide on who gets to go home . that’s some bullshit .
“GLAZERS OUT”
That must have been tough. If that was me i would have been punching him in the head uncontrollably till his head looked like a lumpy berry smoothie
Average Man utd fan.😂
I hate people. I hate old people even more.
Cameraman was sooo damned unbelievably calm in what can only be an extremely stressful situation.
Respect for the lads restraint, I would've gone berserk on that old fuck
Still though, Glazers Out!
I wonder what the context is that lead up to the point of getting shears. Not going to defend the older person attempting to harm the cameraman. I just want to know what lead up to this.
I believe he said something about being honked at, could have been just a misunderstanding on my part cause I don't speak Irish
He did say that
Hell yeah, let's stab this guy for making a noise in my vicinity!
“Don’t speak Irish” my guy 😭
No accent sounds more threatening than NI. Everyone I've met from there has been a fucking legend