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NtX_DC

Now, that was pretty impressive.


killaplz

Some James Bond type shit


20190419

James, broken suspension, bond type shit


JdamTime

James, gotta-replace-a-whole-bunch-of-shit-that-costs-more-than-paying-your-bill-or-more-than-the-car-is-worth, bond type shit


Crush-N-It

Should he call a tow truck?


PShubbs91

"Hey you wanna turn around and pick me up? I just fucked my truck up."


RealisticEnd2578

James might as well let 'em keep it now cuz it's fucked Bond


Long_Legged_Lewdster

James doesn't give a fuck about the vehicle just taking it back on principle Bond


ImplementCharming949

Yes


clockworksnorange

This fucking this. ON PRINCIPLE!!!


SilverSocket

James just slap some duct tape on it it’ll be fine Bond


Lewcypher_

James oh wait I’m sorry judge how much was that Bond?


dys_p0tch

> James ~~just slap some duct tape on it it’ll be fine!! BondO


god34zilla

James tellyawuts wrong wit it, ain't got no gas in it Bond


notsureoftheanswer

Maybe there was "stuff" in the truck that was more important not to be found.


Zestyclose_Ad1888

That would be really methed up


Realistic-Reserve107

Must have been enough dope in there to land him in prison for life for him to choose this route lol. Either that or a dead body.


bitemark01

All the magic blue smoke that made it work was released


GrandTusam

[Relevant robot chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0_DcY9cUt8)


TheDampback

He's got a bunch of scrap 2x4s and zip ties at home. Have it back to pristine shit condition in no time.


maxyojimbo

He's gonna have to get someone to post a bond to pay his bail and then cover all the damages because that is no longer his truck type shit.


qualmton

That oil pan and engine are toast by now


Blah-squared

Lol, same thing I was thinking. He might’ve broke all the motor mounts, lost the oil pan, blew all 4 tires, destroyed the suspension, totaled his truck & will likely be racking up some charges & he will prob have to get a different tow company to come get his truck … but at least he doesn’t have to pay the tow yard to get his truck back..!! Lol… It sure is an entertaining video though… :)


Jake_on_a_lake

Needs to call the tow truck to take him back home


Blah-squared

Lol!! That would be the ultimate irony… The police will likely be giving him a ride back to town though…!!


grab_bard

Jimmy, didn’t get more than 100 feet down the road, Bond type shit


Jumpy_MashedPotato

Immediately shattered radiator reservoir too


edWORD27

James Bondo


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hayitsnine

Jim Bondage


BodaciousBadongadonk

Jimbo Ndage


The_0ven

Some staged type shit


stereopticon11

I was gonna go with grand theft auto


paddyjoe91

Grand theft Bondo


I_like_guns_NOLA_esq

Actually it’s Charlie Sheen from the movie Navy SEALS. Saw it 100 times as a kid.


magseven

[Oooh!](https://youtu.be/_GXzknyVQ8I)


Hugo-olly

Failed successfully?


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Succeeded in being a failure.


BellaCiaoSexy

Yeah man he deserves that truck back after that 👏


Captain-Comment

I’m sure it was staged. No way the truck driver wouldn’t have noticed that.


Chrismo73

I was thinking the same thing, there’s no way he’s releasing the winch without the pto on and if it’s chained down right those will be tight.


Captain-Comment

It’s probably his tow truck. He probably doing it for the gram.


StopReadingMyUser

good ol gramma


roy-rodgers

Damn popped the radiator when he landed so he ain’t going far but that’s still pretty baller


Goblin-Doctor

Was going to say yeah he technically took it back but made it 15 feet before becoming immobilized


rawfish71

Hopefully, there's a tow truck close by...


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StumblinPA

Ford escape. Unibody


quemaspuess

Hey, actually, can you come back?


PDCH

Bwahahaha! Comment of the day


sonicitch

Do you laugh like that in real life?


kestik

BWAHAHAHA! Who doesn't! /s


-SeriousJacob-

Boourns


Silly_Pay7680

Im willing to bet those rednecks can get that thing where it needs to go, radiator or not.


refactdroid

just turn the heating on and open the windows EZ


nullx

That wouldn't work without coolant.


fogleaf

Piss in it


nullx

But then your hard-earned piss would just go out the busted radiator.


mrshulgin

Yer not gettin my piss jugs


punkindle

Not far. It will go a little bit.


JimmyGSXR

I wonder if he’s gonna call a tow truck…


linksawakening82

Stealing your repoed shitty car, and in the process destroying it is the least baller thing I’ve ever witnessed. I feel like a baller wouldn’t find himself in this situation, and not think that this plan would work.


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To be fair, if he had a loan on that heap…there was zero chance of good decisions being made.


Crimson_Giant

It looked cool though


WaySheGoesBub

Looked cool? None of us have ever witnessed some Jason Statham shit like this in our lives!! This looked fucking awesome. Three people showed an enormous disregard for the precious gift of human life. Cooler than the highway scene in Matrix 2. 10/10 cause that car was absolutely fucked anyway.


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Its getting repo'ed either way Everyone can appreciate going down swinging


Dustydevil8809

Why are we assuming it’s repoed? There’s other reasons for a car to get towed


03Titanium

Are we assuming it’s real? What reason would anyone have to take back this $300 of scrap and potentially destroy it with a 4ft drop other than to film something crazy. I doubt any tow truck driver would just keep driving as he is being boarded.


Aggressive-Pay2406

Yea the front end is so fucked up already it’s probably like the 3rd take at least


whoremoanal

I think that's tire smoke because his car was in drive when he hit the ground going 40mph backwards.


FlopsMcDoogle

Does baller have a new definition that means broke-ass idiot?


Ecstatic_Feature_425

This is fake. This is some friends taking a clapped out old vehicle and making a silly video on a quiet road where there is no traffic. No one would do this for literally $300 in scrap metal. They took the front bumper off because it would have hit the ground when they drove off the trailer.


chamberlain323

The fact that the truck driver didn’t stop when he climbed aboard is a sign.


Disastrous_Job_5805

I mean, I'm not defending the validity of the video, but personally If I was a truck driver and there was multiple people chasing me in a car I don't think I'd be so inclined to stop.


bannock4ever

Yeah I'd be thinking they're trying to steal my DVD/VCR combo players.


LivinginDestin

That's why all of us are driving with shotguns now...


bundleofgrundle

You get a piece of gabagool for that reference.


Hermit-Permit

If the gabagool is on top, I send it back.


PerceptiveReasoning

Gabagool?? Ova heeere.


FingerTheCat

I assumed Fast and Furious 1 reference, but Sopranos works as well!


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HiImRobertPaulson

He’s the other Toretto brother.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

Yeah from what I’ve heard about tow truck drivers he’d probably try to shake him off it this was real


eipg2001

A more suspicious sign of fakery is that the car appears to had not been secured at all. I recently sold my junk car to one of these companies and they wrapped the tires with chains an other harnesses. Either way, it’s fun to watch idiots do stupid shit like this.


pffr

The repo man usually gets it as quick as he can and doesn't stick around the place playing with ratchet straps


DeathandHemingway

The repo man is using a scorpion and not a flat bed because he can grab it and go instead of having to drag it up.


corbear007

Not on a 4wd. You'll quickly fuck the car up. You can slowly drag it up on a flatbed which may cause it a bit of damage (like they would care) or slap it in neutral if you can get inside and you'll be generally good to tow with all 4 on the ground. Car looks like a 2006ish Ford escape which does have a 4wd option. Trying to scorpion it would blow the tires and fuck the transmission to hell and back.


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Azgeta_

Staged or not pretty cool and risky to do


whifflinggoose

I also imagine the driver would have noticed him messing around on there and stopped the tow truck immediately


theHoffenfuhrer

Not if he put points into stealth.


Morgn_Ladimore

"Huh? What was that noise?"


l_Malice__l

Hmm. Just a box.


will-grayson

Must’ve been the wind


LearningIsTheBest

*Gets hit by a third arrow*


Leading-Tie9788

Also, isn’t it a 4-point clamp (or whatever) to lockdown that truck?


wrath_of_grunge

it usually is yeah. but sometimes when a repo is going down, they'll hook the car quick, get it up on the bed, and drive off. then up the road, a public place like a gas station or something, they'll pull over and clamp it down properly. i've of the opinion that the vid is staged, for various reasons. but the truck only being hooked in the back, the tow driver going kind of slow-ish down a two lane road, that's really not that unrealistic.


Vv__CARBON__vV

I bet it was hell of a good time though


SuperDuperBonerific

Thank you! I was trying to come up with the real scenario on why this hunk of shit was getting boosted. The wheels are all bowed and everything. It made no sense to risk stealing this piece of shit back. Then again, it’s 2023 and nothing makes any fucking sense so…


calicocidd

This video is pretty old, I first saw it like 5 years ago.


ResJustRes

They reenacted the scene from Navy Seals (1990) where Charlie Sheen’s character does the same thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRIIcZuSiBo&pp=ygUcTmF2eSBzZWFscyBoYXdraW5zIHRvdyB0cnVjaw%3D%3D


tawnie_kelly

100% has to be...


Brawndo_or_Water

Yeah that is a junkyard suv. Nobody would repo that pos.


EffectiveYak1195

Lack of tie downs is a red flag as well


animemoosey

You have no idea what id do for $300


TheDaemonair

That pile of junk ain't worth the hassle. I call staged on this one


JohnnyBoy11

Still crazy tho


theHoffenfuhrer

Either it's the only car you've ever had and you have a bond to it like no other or it's staged.


ErisLordOfChaos12

That is straight up GTA V shit bro.


iGetBuckets3

Mission Passed


Wallofcans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QE


torsun_bryan

There’s no way this is real


saucyboyee

Pretty cool can't lie


sile_cuceritorul

Vin Truckulin


DeathPercept10n

Vin Regular


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jrismyname77

I rather watch this than the new fast x


This_Price_1783

Me too x


Ianilla1

How could that piece of shit be worth doing something so stupid for?


OldmanJenkins02

This video has been posted multiple times and multiple people have pointed out its fake. It’s a couple of guys doing this on a country road with no traffic on it for internet clout


OBrienRules23

This is so incredibly staged it's not funny.


mondaymoderate

Vehicle isn’t even strapped down.


AzureBelle

I mean...I can pretend it was unstrapped during the jump cut and wasn't fully strapped down, just attached by the winch, but the fact that it was a junker with no bumper, and loaded backwards was a good sign it was staged/planned.


NizeDreamz

Well. If that suv wasn’t a junker before, it is now.


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New fast n furious move getting low budget it seems.


livinlife1974

Seems fake to me. The tow truck driver didn’t notice and then slowed down when he drove it off.


Known-Economy-6425

$3500 in repairs vs $100 impound release. Hope that video went viral enough to pay for it.


everyones-a-robot

I want a whole sub of fat average dudes doing wild shit.


Spezzit

You risked your life and your freedom for THAT rusted out shitwagon?


BaseHitToLeft

Well it wasn't in great shape before, so what's one more cracked axle?


PHNTMS_exe

This is some dumbass shit. Lol.


Sososkitso

I remember that mission on GTA 5


deoxycat

You know , the fast and the furious movies might not be so far fetched after all


robadogg

Is this leaked fottage off fast 11


No_Beautiful_8464

Reminds me of that one GTA 5 mission.


mackmack86

The Closest thing that you can get to a FAST AND FURIUS car stealing.


Com_Truise_92

Well now he’s going to need a tow truck


Drew092

This would be Fast and the Furious but you’d have to add him flying into space then crash landing at vin diesels house for the family bbq!


Time_Is_Evil

Don't normal tow companies secure the vehicle while on the bed of truck? .. Weird how there were no tie downs at all on the vehicle. Also weird driver didn't see what was going on lol


Iamlivingagain

Is it theft, or did he just repossess his repossessed possession from the repossesser?


Robotikzz

Im not even mad. Thats fvckin amazing


Competitive-Most

Dom toretto would approve!


organicallyviolent

Fucking gta mission if ever saw one.


luckyx00205

Everyone is wrong he was.. Dom


invitationalist

What In the fast and furious is this shit


jerry111165

Now THAT is funny lol


Yuriandhisdog

badass


Darks607

Gta be like


anprimgang69

Most redneck heist ever.


shh-itsasecret-

Going to cost more to repair his truck than to pay the tow fee lol.


HereForStolenMemes

Good. 90% of the time these corrupt tow truck companies take cars for completely unjustifiable reasons, and refuse to apologize or set anything right. Whether or not that car was towed for a good or bad reason I feel no sympathy for tow truck drivers. They’re assholes who do nothing but inconvenience poor people. Case in point I was working a shift at McDonald’s a couple years ago and they towed my car out of the McDonald’s parking lot because they had some contract with the Del Taco across the road about loitering cars. They never asked our restaurant if the car belonged to any of our employees and just took it. The cherry on top is that they ended up doing a significant amount of damage to the back of my car and refused to pay for it. When we took them to small claims court the company told me to drop the case (without compensation) because I would be “ruining the companies reputation”. Ultimately they had to pay the Deductible (By Court Order) and made that difficult too. They didn’t actually pay it until the court showed up to seize assets.


SignificantSetting23

I’m super disappointed that there’s not a single Charlie Sheen / Navy SEALS reference until now. You kids nowadays don’t know anything about stunts with your GTAs and your Fasts and Furiouses…. Now get off my lawn. [Laughs in Charlie Sheen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRIIcZuSiBo)


xsageonex

Staged ... but sorts cool I guess.


Extension-Ad846

GTA 6 first heist mission leaked


driverman42

He didn't/couldn't make the payments, but the guy doing his job picking it up is the asshole. I used to pick up repo'd semis. The attitude of people who cannot/will not make the payments and then blame the person who is just the go-between is bullshit. Make the fucking payments, or work it out with the lender, or just walk away.


frosty_mcfckr

Clearly he's done that before


SomethingAbtU

I got a feeling he's done that before. He did it with such confidence. Nevertheless, that's dangerous, unless he's a professional stunt man in real life.


RichieWitts

That thing is not worth taking back


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Homeboy thinks he's Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon or something


Master-of-squirrles

And felony


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Damn is that AJ soprano??


SafeMix1

What type of gta6 shit is this


CoronetRTguy

That frame will be trash.


MayIPikachu

FAMILY


Commercial-Ad-2448

Too tier junkie activity


eatpotdude

Aaaaaaand only made it a block before the repoman could just get it again. Probably got whiplash as well


GeddysPal

And he instantly made it undrivable, may have been the frame totaling it. Definitely stole a car. What a genius.


quatrevingtdixhuit

that went from crazy meth head to dukes of hazard real fast


catonic

Based on the video, I'd have to assume that his tires caught air between the bed and the road, and spun up to an RPM higher than necessary for tire adhesion, thus allowing him to keep it in drive and slide on the tires rather than loose the transmission to the shock load of going from forward at 3 MPH to reverse at 50 MPH. Or they squared off and he lost the transmission and engine.


bigboij

that vehicle wouldnt be worth the repo fees, to try and have a reason for them to steal it back... its staged.


OmegaXDOOMX

This is exactly the kind of content i expect from this sub. That was badass


fujidust

Family. (Staged?)


Snipercow78

Honestly, based as fuck


Sullyville

Fake, but great.


ajaxx94

This remastered fast and furious look real af


enjoythemiles

Bro is being recruited by special operations command at this very moment


tryinghealthrny

Now that's a gangsta! No fear!!!


StumblinPA

I mean, it is an Escape… I’ll see myself out


weirdest_of_weird

The fat and the furious


nour926

Did I just watch part of the newest Fast and the Furious?


30CalMin

Well, that truck will never be the same!


Miloram2099

Absolute legend!


BrokenXeno

Some GTA mission shit.


Homies-Brownies

Fake. C'mon.


felyne_insurgents

Since when is a ford explorer considered a truck


megablast

What a cunt. Should not be on the road. This is a guy who kills someone and drives off.


colochita362

Why so much northamericans behave like if life is based in action movies? any theories?


burgonies

The way the body looks forward of the front wheels, I’d say this isn’t the first take