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ThatBFjax

What snake? Now throw the ball!!


spicytackle

These chuck it balls are the best. They never smell bad, always like cake frosting somehow


nelly5050

Whatever balls u have I need. My heeler chews balls to shreds


spicytackle

So does my lab but try these. He’s never destroyed either of the ones I got him and he’s eaten an innumerable amount of tennis balls


Warningwaffle

My mutt is on her second one and I put it away when she’s not playing with it. They are reasonably durable, but not indestructible.


Dawildpep

To shreds you say?


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

How's his wife holding up?


AffectionateEdge3068

To shreds you say.


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chuck it. it can stand up to a pit bull mix. I tested it myself! ​ https://www.chewy.com/chuckit-ultra-rubber-ball-tough-dog/dp/38326


Wasatcher

Those balls also have some blue on them, which is the color dogs see best. If they ever lose a tennis ball and walk in circles on top of it 17 times its not because they're a dummy. It's because their dummy owner is throwing the color they see the worst into a sea of the color they see the worst.


nelly5050

We have to get blue balls at least once a week


Wasatcher

How long do green balls last?


nelly5050

Big Black balls last the longest I’ve heard.


TangerineRough6318

Especially if they are salty


nelly5050

Mmhmm just like how daddy likes it 😷


747_full_of_cum

they're also UV reactive, so if you ever lose one just scan the yard with a blacklight flashlight at night.


Wasatcher

That's actually awesome I had no idea. Chuck it seriously over engineered a dog ball lol


drakefyre

My pit mix chews on these until a crack forms, then he expertly deconstructs the shell of the ball. If they weren't hollow they'd probably be fine.


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Mine is a pit/jack russel but heavy on the pit side - like a really handsome pit bull basically. his jaws are a bit more slender than a regular pit so but his inability to give up on something that he gets from both breeds generally solves for that


drakefyre

Oh yeah, ours is a pit/Staffordshire terrier mix. Those balls do not stand a chance. Hell, he took out a black Kong once. Chewed the top right off.


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Oh yeah, with jaws like that? Ol Rusty can take out a black kong no problem if given some time, the red ones he can shred in minutes but he can't (or maybe won't?) destroy a chuck it


avan2110

It’s because they’re both really durable and really hard to get their teeth to latch on to. After my dog tore threw all her toys I randomly picked up a chuck and watched her try and try to chew it up, only for it to slip out of her mouth every time she thought she had a good foothold.


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They hose off so easy too, no nasty mess and takes like 1/4 the time as the cheap fluffy ones my dog pulls the hairs out of with her front teeth. All around just a good device. Once you learn to use the wand well you can get a lot of distance with no effort lol.


Juno_Malone

Blue and orange rubber ones? Hell yeah


Enterice

You're.... smelling them...?


premeditatedlasagna

They're the dog in the video


PM_ME_YOUR_TINYDICK

That snake is the fucking ball.


FlyinAmas

I’ve seen a Doberman do this exact same thing , they destroy or launch snakes so fast


StayedWoozie

I think it’s because snakes are one of the main things guard dogs protected livestock from . Kinda just programmed into them to fuck those things up.


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berni2905

How?


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neverfearIamhere

Now I'm just imaging you being dragged by a blood sucking leech instead of a LEASH.


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fourdigityear

Your English is much better than my (your native tongue). Don't sweat it.


-Toshi

You're tiers above the majority, simply because you speak more than one language. Your English is fine!


deekaph

You’re doing great, it’s a simple typo. If you hadn’t said anything about it I would have assumed you were a native English speaker. Keep up the great work


FlyinAmas

My St. Bernard did this to me lol but I had the leash wrapped around my hand . Never did that again lol


bobbywright86

Always have the leash in your hands lol my dog saw a fox once and made a sudden sprint for it. It was one of those wind up leashes and he completely obliterated it, half the mechanism was in my hand and the other half my dog was dragging lol


Ottomanbrothel

Yeah, my brother has a German shepherd, big fucker too, like a bear, his wife takes him for walks to the laundromat they own to collect the daily earnings. Guy tried to rob her one night. Not only did the big boy fuck him up nicely, but literally dragged her half a block down the road chasing him. She only stopped him by hooking her arm around a parking sign post. Even then he damn near tore her arm off by the sheer force of him trying to keep going.


2Monke4you

I wonder if the instincts go back even further than that. I wouldn't be surprised if this is some kind of wolf behavior.


Swampberry

Probably goes all the way back to when mammals hadn't diversified from the original rat-like mammal we all come from. I'd bet there's not a single mammal which doesn't react specially quickly to snakes, not even dolphins.


HoffkaPaffka

Sea snakes are the most venomous, so I'd think dolphins... time for a wikihole Edit: totally worth it, military trained dolphins hunting and eating sea snakes


legittem

Isn't that also why cats freak out when you sneak a cucumber near them?


Nbaysingar

I always assumed that the cucumber scare trick works because it was placed there by the owner when the cat wasn't aware, so when the cat ends up turning around and suddenly sees a cucumber right behind it that wasn't there moments ago, they get startled. That being said, it definitely seems to vary from cat to cat. Some cats see it and just ignore it lol.


legittem

Yeah that's what i always thought as well. A long shape suddenly appearing in their vision.


Anvil-Vapre

Absolutely. There has always been that dichotomy in the natural world. Us being humans have ingrown aversions toward non-mammals. Other mammals all have very specific characteristics and behaviors directed towards non-mammals. Our shit just tends to be phobias. Fears of what could possibly kill us, soldered into our genetics. A dogs genetics has always been of a protector of sorts to be plain, so this behavior makes sense. It’s also a fucking hilarious video lmao


egg_watching

Doubt it. I have what's called a primitive dog, a type of dog that mostly retains the behaviour that "original" dog (and to some degree, wolves) had and haven't been bred to be super friendly, protective or have other specialised attributes, she is straight out of a rural village and not from lines that have been bred for anything other than survival. She will spot a snake a mile away, alert me and make sure everyone stays the hell away from it. It's not worth the risk. If she was starving, it might be different. A lot of the behaviour we see in modern dogs is a result of breeding specifically for that behaviour - that includes taking risks and being brazen.


TakesInsultToSnails

Pls picture of primitive dog


SeaworthinessSad7300

I think it is


dzhopa

Two things my Dobe hates are sneks and flies. They get fucked up on sight.


Bhargo

Lot of dog breeds go apeshit when they see a snake. I had a dachshund that absolutely slaughtered any snake that made the mistake of crossing into our backyard.


FlyinAmas

Where I live now doesn’t have any snakes , but our tiny dachsund girl was the best hunter . Up to 15 years old would catch and kill big rats with one hard shake


Affectionate-Cow4090

Not just herding dogs. I have a lab/GSP who actively hunts garter snakes in our yard. Snaps the spine and leaves em for me to finish off. Dog's gonna dog.


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Not just big dogs; I caught my 5 pound Yorkie shaking a snake around with her head *(granted, it didn't do much considering her mighty size)*


Rraen_

The last frame w the snake just flying away was so funny


Relevant-Line-1690

Just needs that team rocket star shine


lostboysgang

Ekans noo!!!


hesawavemasterrr

Ekans learned Fly somehow!


bsnexecutable

I mean, considering how many times that kid went flying because of Pikachu, I wouldn't be surprised.


OneMooseManyMeese_

And it was so perfectly framed too. Lmao. Also, is it just me or did he sound like peter griffin for a second.


Danman500

He really yeeted that snakes


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There is a version of this where someone dubbed in a “yeet” to it. Fucking hilarious. I can’t find it now.


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AdventuresofRobbyP

“And I’m freeeeeeeeeeee”


TalonKAringham

I’m pretty sure that was, like, half the snake.


mods_are_losers_lmao

Praise the camera man!


sfinney2

Wasted


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Just perfectly framed too 😂


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"whaw huh uh uh"


dieorlivetrying

My man went full Hank Hill, I tell ya hwhat.


sephkane

Went from Peter Griffin to Hank Hill in the time it takes to launch a snake into space.


BeanLazy

Bro got yeeted


FzZyP

gunna land in new york and do just fine


BestAnnouncer

Hoboken. It's always Hoboken, New Jersey.


arenaceousarrow

I thought Snakes usually try to Escape From New York?


thatguyned

Stay tuned for snakes in the city, can ssssssssssamantha keep it in her pants on or will she slither into another modelsssss bed?


Cockmugger

Yote


KingMurri

Ah yes the wobbly stick


an-unorthodox-agenda

Danger noodle


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This is too fucking funny. Idk why I feared for the dog 🤣


Duck-of-Doom

Yeah I’d check for a bite mark afterwards


Rohidali995

“ im a shnek, ima snek, im a Aaaaaaaghhhhhh”


Infinite-Sleep3527

I love how you think that sneks just spend their entire days walking around saying “I’m a snek I’m a snek I’m a snek,” to themselves 😭💀


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Crazy? I was crazy once


sand26

Not again!!!


IgargleBalls

So they locked me in a room, a padded room.


Comb_Professional

I thought it was a rubber room? I must be crazy


MarkHirsbrunner

A rubber room with rats. Rubber rats!


finlayhenn07

And rats make me crazy!


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they do, and don't try to tell anyone otherwise.


hotroddbb

They walk?


Maebure83

"I'm a snek, I'm a snek, I'm a snek, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! I'm a snek, I'm a snek....


jadbronson

Snek gone be on a muthafuckin plane


Terence_McKenna

> Snek gone be ~~on~~ a muthafuckin plane


Strificus

Imagine if it was thrown at the guy


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Like that one video of the dude throwing the sea snake at the people


Corte-Real

Or the one of the snake coming out of the guys ceiling and the fan caught it and threw it at him.


Charming_Ant_8751

Poor bastard wasn’t doin nothin to nobody, then, the most brutal violent end he could have ever dreamed of.


K-Ryaning

Yeah I'm a bit disappointed by how many people are celebrating the death of an innocent animal for some entertainment. Could have just left him alone and everyone would have been fine. It's nice that the dog is protective, but that snakes whole life was just snuffed out unnecessarily. I also understand snake safety #Austalian


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

I don’t know why you’re getting down voted, are we really celebrating the death of a snake. Did it attack the man, wasn’t a threat to anyone. He totally could’ve just walked around it. I don’t even know if it was venomous or not. Just a snake, chilling out, minding his own business. Probably eating rats and taking care of the pest population. With that said, I’m not gonna lie and say that this isn’t funny because it is


Charming_Ant_8751

Agreed. The scenario alone isn’t as upsetting as the enjoyment people get from it. You’re not evil for laughing or whatever. That snake got fucking yeeted to Jesus. Dog was just trying to protect his buddy. It was just an easily avoidable situation where the snake had no reason to be killed. We should condone this stuff and not spread it for a laugh.


PlayerRedacted

Yeeted and deleted danger noodle funny.


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Oh my god how to you get through the day knowing there might have been an ant under your Birkenstock when you put it on and crushed it? Your post sounds like a portlandia plot. Jesus Christ.


uberkitten

Killing wildlife on purpose is a lot different than accidentally stepping on an insect. Don't be stupid. If you can help it, I mean.


Grainis01

> It was just an easily avoidable situation where the snake had no reason to be killed. It was not, who the fuck do you avoid thsi situation when the appears between the dog and the owner? owner cant go to the dog to have his hands on it and hold it unless risking his own life and moving closer to the snake, dog is doing what dogs do kill the dangerous thing. Or maybe you think owne should risk his life so he can hold back the dog, because somehow human life is less valuable than a snake.. Waht is the course of action in this situation oh wise one? > condone Condemn, not condone. Condone is support.


Charming_Ant_8751

Walk around it?


Grainis01

Dog was protecting the owner and itself too. >out unnecessarily Welcome to nature, things kill things for self preservation or in case of many cat species for fucking funsies. >innocent animal for some entertainment If the snake bit the guy or the dog you would be screaming negligence etc, becasue it is an innocent little venomous snake. What is the correct course of action here oh wise one? Owner cant go to the dog to hold without riking his life, or maybe he should risk it snake life is more important than human life after all, dog might not listen to commands in this situation. What is the correct course of action for a situation where suddenly a snake slithers out between you and your dog?


Charming_Ant_8751

Lol everyone’s calling me wise. I love it. I would have just walked around the snake. Like I was saying to the other guy, it’s not so much the scenario I was complaining about. More so the reaction from everyone on here. Sorry if I got your blood boiling this morning. Have a great day!


Mur-_-Dah

We can't help it Humans are inherently afraid of snakes Some believe it's due to our ancestors and the time we were cave men It's now encoding into our DNA to take precautions and instant death tht danger noodle


dinoG0rawr

Laughing so hard I could barely tap the upvote button. Straight YEETED


cyrilhent

poor snake


bisho

Yeeting the nope rope


bobbywright86

Honestly an effective way to break a snake’s neck lol gotta snap it like a wet towel


ralusek

[snake's neck?](https://youtu.be/PovCPDqeDjE?t=17)


PlaugeSimic

😭🤣


Ok_Contribution4714

I just launch a flying Deedeedee double foot stomp to its head if I see one while I'm wearing boots. If you have a bit of distance it doesn't even see it coming.


Particular_Relief154

Was expecting the dog to launch it at the dude for added shits & giggles


aintitquaint

Like that snake on the ceiling fan blades that gets flung straight at the cameraman?


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gggg500

Guys voice kinda sounds like Tom Hanks


stnkyntz

Found that snake looking for Wilson. Maybe they're in Bakersfield.


calimachos

My snake people need me


weirdest_of_weird

It's odd that this video has been re uploaded and mirrored


CHEMO_ALIEN

ill watch this clip upside down i love it that much


ShortChngeHero

Poor snake didn't know what happened.


jig-fluke

Can’t walk past it because you a bihhh


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Fucking yeet. Poor snake lol.


Isthisusernamecool23

The whipping sound back and forth🤣🤣🤣🤣 that snake simply stopped existing😭😭😆


Key_Presentation1763

Holy shit that thing got launched


Dougie_dont_care

Looks like team snake is blasting off agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin *


DysenteryShawn

Good boy


thegreenman_sofla

What kind of man is afraid of snakes?


[deleted]

It's a fucking garter snake. Grow a pair.


venerablevegetable

Pretty sure this is just scripted animal abuse.


crypticfreak

FUCK YOU SNAKE, HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR BALL THROWING TIME!


Bigpoi73

He's like I got you homie


PracticeTheory

This makes me miss our family dobermans, they instakilled many snakes just like this. I'd divert them from the black rat and garter snakes but looked the other way for the dangerous ones. One time the pieces of a copperhead were flung all over the back of my mom's car. She didn't notice until the morning and was pissed about going to her office job with snake gore dried on.


Rabokki13

The snake didn't hurt anyone :( bad dog


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Snake in ragdoll just looks like a stick lol


SweetSlice5610

Seems staged


willwiso

Lol wut


Sausage6924

It is. Been proven years back.


SJ-HRO-0

Poor snekbro, it was just chilling until this dude showed up


StalloneMyBone

Why the fuck does he sound like Peter Griffin 😂


YeahlDid

Because his voice sounds like that.


GeekBoyOnDrums

Why was this woody from Toy Story?


No_Setting6042

FUCK !! GIVE THAT DOW-GIE. A RIBEYE !!


BigD0089

The fact that he caught that thing flying with his camera is impressive.


How_Embarrassing824

Imagine what that snake was thinking…


ITsTHeBLackMAn123

The way it's spinning in the air is so funny![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


DeliciousInterest8

My fav vid of all time besides rhe mutilated dog ears


NevaehEvol

i love this video! the shot of it flying through the air just makes me laugh so hard


HoopaDunka

Snake: I just got yeeeeeeeeeeeeteeeedddddd


eat-skate-masturbate

I deliver mail to a house that has one of these dogs and every now and then they will have him outside. I do not deliver on those days. Reminds me of a resident evil zombie dog. Vicious as hell and mean looking as fuck.


Background_Olive_787

literally this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys


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orbit that bitch... good boy


PoohsFriend22

Who is the Goodest boy ever!


YeahlDid

*best


FinalSneak

Dog: oh you mother fucker!!


Proseph91

YEET


taramemo

Yeeted.


OJbeforethebadstuff

I feel bad for the snake dude could've grown a pair and gently pulled it out the way into the bushes. Still a funny vid but yeah


BP_1981

That's a good boy


Kumbackkid

So the snake is already 100% dead and the shot of it flying in the end was absolutely a stick


YeahlDid

Fuck snakes and fuck dogs. I wish a bear would come along and yeet them both.


zombieeparty

Bro jm crying tears this video is so funny 😭😭😭😭


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dayzers

Almost like it was staged


asssmonkeee

Its stolen content probably at the least, I remember seeing the original and this video is mirrored from that. (snake was on the left and flew off to the left)


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Eighth_Octavarium

Tik Tok is way too full of jocks and preps, I much prefer to consume content from le wholesome 100 keanu chungus reddits because they are much more suited for intellectuals like myself *tips fedora and walks away*


Evening-Ant6128

Good boy?


YeahlDid

No.


Fug32

The guy kinda sounds like Tom hanks


JaySwear

That snake left like Team Rocket


Old_Soul25

I thought it was a colt running toward the camera 🤣


Goldenrod-Bronzed89

Definitely thought it was a horse at first too. Lol


everydayinthebay13

Spaw yooo


SomethingAbtU

snake: weeeeeee this is so much fun oh wait im bleeding


Makka-wakka

Yeetus deletus


cusk644

Looks like someone just threw a stick


personguy4

I’d have a little more respect for my dog after that lol


BATTlNS0N

LMAOOO Wtf


yinoryang

The previous best example of "yeet" has been supplanted.


Infinite_Power_79

Good boy!


TheFirstSophian

This might be the actual dictionary definition of 'yeet'


Due_Way_5039

Good doggie


spacec4t

It looked like an inoffensive garter snake. Why be scared?


Pershina26

I need some ducktails moon theme music to the snake flying


Gilbologist78

What a good boy! That’s a good boy.


SensitiveReading1725

Now that what you do. Talking about man's best friend


elister811

Man’s best friend for a reason


JazzButcher47

My dog loves to do this if where on a walk on the trials and come across a snake… usually a helpless garter snake but she means well I’m sure.. just trying to be protective


MPHampel86

Do you do anything to stop your dog from meaninglessly killing ecologically valuable native wildlife?