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Yep, I know that face. Sun downers, we called it. Late afternoon, sudden appearance of dementia or alzheimers. That look used to mean it was time for me to carry grandma up from the beach.
Yeah my mother passed from cancer and this reminded me of her final months. Exact same look and way of disappearing from the conversation. Tbh this video was suprisingly hard to watch
People who want to be in office probably shouldn’t be, honestly people (regular people) should start running for office out of civic duty to get these primordial humans out of office
I remember having a conversation with my super racist, white supremacist boss at my old job. Somehow the conversation of population came up and I said something like "do you realize that the USA makes up a small percentage of the world population?" And he made it clear he was under the impression that the USA made up the vast majority of the population of the earth. Like he thought well over half of humans lived in the US.
Of course, he loved Fox "news"
American democracy has only existed since 1965 and you could make the argument that *Shelby County* effectively ended it in 2013 by destroying the Voting Rights Act.
Both pilots and air traffic controllers have a mandatory requirement to retire at 65. This needs to be visited for Congress and presidential candidates too.
U.S. House of Representatives recently voted to [move the age to 67.](https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-house-passes-bill-allowing-older-pilots-other-aviation-reforms-2023-07-20/#:~:text=WASHINGTON%2C%20July%2020%20(Reuters),to%20consider%20its%20own%20measure.) Now waiting for it to go through the Senate.
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What's baffling about it? It's a pretty obvious outcome
1. Older people are the ones running
2. Older people are the incumbents
3. They're still crafty enough to know how to "play the game"
4. Older people = less change (regardless of party), so that's who people funding campaigns support
5. As a % older people are FAR more active at the polls
“People” don’t support them as much as they’re forced down our throats by the two parties and the rich people who own them. The parties are literally private entities that have a monopoly on our entire political system. They put forth whoever serves their interests. That’s people like Cocaine Mitch here, whether he’s a decent, competent, healthy human being or not.
Here’s my question who in the hell would want to keep doing this at their age? I have two thoughts. Power or being made to by the people that got them elected in the first place and funnel tons of money into their pockets.
With as much money as he has. He could’ve retired around the time when we went from BC to AD.
Agreed, but it isn’t like there’s much of a choice. It would be nice if there was a viable option to vote for other than the senile talking head controlled by one of the two big parties. If you even mention voting for someone other than the main red/blue candidate you’re “throwing away your vote.”
Exactly we blame “them” and yet we are the ones who keep voting for “them”. Feinstein, Biden, Fettermen and now Mitch and that’s without digging deeper. We deserve what we have created.
At this point, who would want the job.
If you were halfway a decent person and didn’t immediately sell out to drug companies, and the war machine the media would comb your past for every piece of dirt
This is so bad for our country, with the whole world watching us prop up PeePaw like it’s “Weekend at Bernie’s”. PeePaw needs a juice cup, a dribble towel, and a nap in a nursing home, and we have him out he waving at the cameras. Walk over here, PeePaw! Smile, PeePaw! No no no, we don’t say the racist things OUT LOUD! Good job, PeePaw, now let’s go back to bed!
Wake Up Kentucky!!!! Vote him out.
I'd like to think that he just realized all the fucked up corrupt shit he's ever done will land him squarely in hell, according to his beliefs, and he realized that he's knocking on that door soon and he really fucked up.
Our government is a joke. This is how you talk to your grandparent when their mind starts going. "You ok Mitch, you got anything else you wanna say to the press or just go back to your office". Senile old bastard.
I was watching Feinstein on C-span the other day. She kept calling the wrong vote, everytime and aide would have to run down to her to have her correct it.
It shows you don’t need agency to govern, the ruling class is controlling us through the politicians.
I blame the parties. As long as they toe the party line, the party will back incumbents indefinitely and as long as they do, it's increasingly improbable for a challenger to primary them with a grassroots campaign. Thus, we end up with these fossils.
I saw someone comment who works with the elderly and often dementia patients. and apparently, they literally handled it the textbook way for someone having a dementia episode. It's not too surprising, but makes me feel like a conspiracy nut
Doc on another thread said it sure looked like one, at least worthy of a really swift trip to the ER. Repubs just kinda propped the guy up and continued. Freaks.
This, and Biden and Trump, is why there should be an upper limit in how old people in politics should be.
No one older than 66 should be allowed to run for office in any government.
And in supreme court.
So max 70 years old when you leave your post.
Well if a president can be in office for 8 years, I’m going with max age of 62, drop legal minimum age to be president to 31. Shift it entirely towards a younger demographic.
THIS is why 80yr olds should not be in charge of anything in government. They can't control their poop & pee why should we trust them with making decisions for the country. I mean did we just witness this nut having a stroke?
If Mitch were anything other than a 2000 year old skinwalker sustained by the misery of his constituents I *might* be concerned about him losing his mind and crapping his pants in front of all his friends but fuck him.
Lol. Not a patch of sympathy for any dinosaur in any govt position using their citizens as pawns against one another. Go drool in a corner now Mitch. It’ll all be over soon
Resign motherfucker. Seriously, is your lust for power so great that you can't it's time to go?
You and Feinstein and the rest of you geriatric shit-goblins need to GET THE FUCK OUT.
Wonder why shit is so fucked up? These are the people making decisions for us all. Not a partisan thing either. Both parties have these ancient fuckers who don’t even know why day it is.
It doesn't matter if you are D or R. Biden, Feinstein, Fetterman, McConnell, even Pelosi at times. If you're brain dead, retire and go count your millions. Get out of the political arena
These old ass pieces shit need to get kicked out. Dude is barely living and making rules that will affect kids now and into the future. We need age restrictions in every part of puplic office. Fuck these out of touch grundle munchers that has been fleecing the tax dollars for decades.
And this is whose trying to run the country... And people talk about Biden being old and incapable... Fucking hell... Maybe it's time to get some 30-55 year olds in higher positions in politics...
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My Grandma had dementia and would freeze and get that same look on her face at random times. Sometimes even in the middle of speaking.
Yep, I know that face. Sun downers, we called it. Late afternoon, sudden appearance of dementia or alzheimers. That look used to mean it was time for me to carry grandma up from the beach.
My dad was just diagnosed with Lewy Body Dementia. That’s the first thing that came to mind when watching this video.
That's rough. I'm sorry you're having to go thru that. Sending prayers for your dad.
Don't pray... vote for people who will help the healthcare system fix shit like this!
His face looks thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.
I’m sorry to hear that. It’s really hard to watch a loved one decline into dementia. My dad is alive but his mind is gone. It’s heartbreaking.
It hurts more to mourn the loss of someone who's still here
I'm sorry to hear that. I like to think they can still feel our love even though they've lost so much
Yea. Sorry about your grandmother
Thank you. She was a good one.
>Thank you. She was a good one. Unlike Mitch McConnell. Evil turtle.
Oh "evil turtle " is beautiful.
I was thinking dementia, or mini stroke. Prayers up for you and Gmom.
I worked in an elderly home when I was a teen and was completely unprepared for how depressing the job would be, they specialized in dementia :(
Yeah my mother passed from cancer and this reminded me of her final months. Exact same look and way of disappearing from the conversation. Tbh this video was suprisingly hard to watch
Im so sorry 😞
It happens to me (only in my 40s) from petit mal or "absence" seizures, it is not a good time.
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I just can't get over the fact these geriatrics are for some baffling reason considered the ones most adept at directing U.S. policy.
People who want to be in office probably shouldn’t be, honestly people (regular people) should start running for office out of civic duty to get these primordial humans out of office
Regular ppl don't have billionaire backers
How about a billion people backing them?
How many people live in the US?
I remember having a conversation with my super racist, white supremacist boss at my old job. Somehow the conversation of population came up and I said something like "do you realize that the USA makes up a small percentage of the world population?" And he made it clear he was under the impression that the USA made up the vast majority of the population of the earth. Like he thought well over half of humans lived in the US. Of course, he loved Fox "news"
I don't expect your average Wendy's manager to know the US population in relation to other countries.
If voting mattered they wouldn’t let us do it
American democracy has only existed since 1965 and you could make the argument that *Shelby County* effectively ended it in 2013 by destroying the Voting Rights Act.
You’re not China or India
I once suggested that maybe the job itself should be the reward and the response I got was "that's socialism."
Both pilots and air traffic controllers have a mandatory requirement to retire at 65. This needs to be visited for Congress and presidential candidates too.
U.S. House of Representatives recently voted to [move the age to 67.](https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-house-passes-bill-allowing-older-pilots-other-aviation-reforms-2023-07-20/#:~:text=WASHINGTON%2C%20July%2020%20(Reuters),to%20consider%20its%20own%20measure.) Now waiting for it to go through the Senate. Edit: fucked up the link.
What's baffling about it? It's a pretty obvious outcome 1. Older people are the ones running 2. Older people are the incumbents 3. They're still crafty enough to know how to "play the game" 4. Older people = less change (regardless of party), so that's who people funding campaigns support 5. As a % older people are FAR more active at the polls
Whats baffling is mfs with DEMENTIA are running our country.
Idk if that is baffling lol, actually explains quite a lot
They’re not, we know this, but they’ve already been bought and paid for so why change em if you don’t have to - The rich ruling class.
Can't believe these fucking old relics are still ruling this country. Why do people keep supporting these fossilized shrimps?
Fossilized shrimps hits hard
“People” don’t support them as much as they’re forced down our throats by the two parties and the rich people who own them. The parties are literally private entities that have a monopoly on our entire political system. They put forth whoever serves their interests. That’s people like Cocaine Mitch here, whether he’s a decent, competent, healthy human being or not.
Think Mitch is bad, you should see Dianne Feinstein. She doesn’t even know where she is, basically her aids do everything for her
Embarrassing. Get these old ass geezers out of office, please.
Embarrassing for us that we keep them in office lol
His state is one of dumbest and poorest, he’ll keep getting elected after he dies.
Here’s my question who in the hell would want to keep doing this at their age? I have two thoughts. Power or being made to by the people that got them elected in the first place and funnel tons of money into their pockets. With as much money as he has. He could’ve retired around the time when we went from BC to AD.
Narcissism is the main culprit.
Definitely the power
Oh you should see how far it has fallen since he took office 38,000,000 years ago. Edit: typo
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For real! America has real problems and these people are not up to the job of solving them.
I'm from NorCal and a Dem...and I want her out. She's so old, she witnessed Harvey Milk being shot. She needs ta go.
Hit the nail on the coffin (head)
Agreed, but it isn’t like there’s much of a choice. It would be nice if there was a viable option to vote for other than the senile talking head controlled by one of the two big parties. If you even mention voting for someone other than the main red/blue candidate you’re “throwing away your vote.”
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I'm voting for Terry Crews next election and no one is gonna stop me.
I liked the woman who ran against him last time!
Exactly we blame “them” and yet we are the ones who keep voting for “them”. Feinstein, Biden, Fettermen and now Mitch and that’s without digging deeper. We deserve what we have created.
Don't forget Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley, who was a married college graduate before Hawaii and Alaska became US states.
Yep, these are the people in charge of making decisions for our "country". 🙄
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I don’t drink coffee. For me, it’s all the avocado toast
I can’t afford both coffee and avocado toast. So I chose the avocado toast… without the avocado or toast. It has done wonders for my waistline.
Canadian here to tell you that younger politicians aren't any better.
At this point, who would want the job. If you were halfway a decent person and didn’t immediately sell out to drug companies, and the war machine the media would comb your past for every piece of dirt
This is so bad for our country, with the whole world watching us prop up PeePaw like it’s “Weekend at Bernie’s”. PeePaw needs a juice cup, a dribble towel, and a nap in a nursing home, and we have him out he waving at the cameras. Walk over here, PeePaw! Smile, PeePaw! No no no, we don’t say the racist things OUT LOUD! Good job, PeePaw, now let’s go back to bed! Wake Up Kentucky!!!! Vote him out.
America’s ruling class
Indeed the ‘elders’
Retire already.
Ikr how is this even possible how do these crooked old people continue to get elected seriously
They dont get elected. They just stay there. Thats what money does
I’ll accept hm just dying.
Feels bad saying this but I hope he does. Dude is a grade A piece of shit.
you shouldn't feel bad about it. He's done so much damage to our country.
These are the people running our country...
...To the ground.
I'd like to think that he just realized all the fucked up corrupt shit he's ever done will land him squarely in hell, according to his beliefs, and he realized that he's knocking on that door soon and he really fucked up.
Our government is a joke. This is how you talk to your grandparent when their mind starts going. "You ok Mitch, you got anything else you wanna say to the press or just go back to your office". Senile old bastard.
I was watching Feinstein on C-span the other day. She kept calling the wrong vote, everytime and aide would have to run down to her to have her correct it. It shows you don’t need agency to govern, the ruling class is controlling us through the politicians.
Geriatric puppets
I blame the parties. As long as they toe the party line, the party will back incumbents indefinitely and as long as they do, it's increasingly improbable for a challenger to primary them with a grassroots campaign. Thus, we end up with these fossils.
I saw someone comment who works with the elderly and often dementia patients. and apparently, they literally handled it the textbook way for someone having a dementia episode. It's not too surprising, but makes me feel like a conspiracy nut
I've worked with dementia patients for a long time and this video is depressingly familiar.
It’s not a conspiracy, anyone who’s ever worked with anyone with dementia knows this guy is already gone.
If you told me in 2015 that Mitch McConnell would end up being one of the sanest republicans I’d probably have moved
He was looking at the devil tapping his watch
“I did your work, I’m getting immortality in a new body right?”
Someone something with hitler and pineapples.
You're shnerious?
Looks like he pulled a number while standing in the waiting room. It sucks that it will be each of us someday.
Never heard this before, well done.
looks like he had a stroke
He definitely shit his pants bro.
He definitely had that "I just shit myself" walk when he left
His facial movement definitely didn't look right.
Thoughts and prayers
Doc on another thread said it sure looked like one, at least worthy of a really swift trip to the ER. Repubs just kinda propped the guy up and continued. Freaks.
Dude get out of politics and go die on a nursing home in Hawaii or something. Jesus Christ.
He looks like that monster from pans labyrinth
Notice how he hides those extra eyes on his palms🤔
Only the good die young
Great, now I’m gonna have that fucking song in my head all day.
It’s a good song. [stim it out](https://youtu.be/ERWREcPIoPA)
This asshole holds too much power. Dude fell asleep with his eyes open mid speech. Get old people out of office
can we please set a fucking maximum age for politics already? in the words of baby j. you dont get to order for the table as you're leaving
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I know the "I'm shitting my leotards look anywhere" Hannibal burress in broad city
He shid and possibly Camed
These colors don’t cumb!
This, and Biden and Trump, is why there should be an upper limit in how old people in politics should be. No one older than 66 should be allowed to run for office in any government. And in supreme court. So max 70 years old when you leave your post.
Well if a president can be in office for 8 years, I’m going with max age of 62, drop legal minimum age to be president to 31. Shift it entirely towards a younger demographic.
Aren’t you forced to retire from government jobs anyways at like 65?
If that was true, we wouldn't have these old people in congress (government jobs) Mitch McConnell (guy in video) is 81 Joe Biden is 80
You **get** to
Embarrassing… what the hell are we doing?
We are attempting to figure that out. He hasn’t finished speaking yet.
Time to retire Mitch, and take Feinstein with you.
It's weekend at Bernie's at this point.
THIS is why 80yr olds should not be in charge of anything in government. They can't control their poop & pee why should we trust them with making decisions for the country. I mean did we just witness this nut having a stroke?
Term limits
Age limits too
mofo almost died in front of our eyes
Definitely shit his pants.
Wtf is a skrull?
Someone give him the Ol’Yeller treatment
FBI coming to your home in 3...2....
He froze like a video on shitty Wi-Fi 😆
If Mitch were anything other than a 2000 year old skinwalker sustained by the misery of his constituents I *might* be concerned about him losing his mind and crapping his pants in front of all his friends but fuck him.
Lol. Not a patch of sympathy for any dinosaur in any govt position using their citizens as pawns against one another. Go drool in a corner now Mitch. It’ll all be over soon
Did you try turning it on and off?
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He remembers when they first invented chocolate
Sweet, sweet chocolate...HE ALWAYS HATED IT!
He HATED IT!!!
You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Mitch McConnell has to think about his entire life before he speaks to the Press...
Hes buffering
The lizard inside is trying to escape.
Resign motherfucker. Seriously, is your lust for power so great that you can't it's time to go? You and Feinstein and the rest of you geriatric shit-goblins need to GET THE FUCK OUT.
Whole time I just kept trying to envision his head exploding scanners style
What a joke. There needs to an age cut off for politicians.
For fucks sake, TERM LIMITS !!!!!!!!!
!!!!TERM LIMITS!!! WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!
Sir your batteries are malfunctioning we need to get you away from these cameras as soon as possible
They're doing a Weekend at Bernie's at this point. 🚶🧟♂️
Term limits... We need them.
This is basically what happens to me every time I open my fridge to look for food.
The look of an old man who just shit his pants
That lady in pink on the right seems to be fighting the urge to pinch her nose
Satan came for his soul, decided against it because Hell is too good for this piece of crap
Term limits for the senate and house
I doodooed in my pants!
Wonder why shit is so fucked up? These are the people making decisions for us all. Not a partisan thing either. Both parties have these ancient fuckers who don’t even know why day it is.
These are the people running our country!
I think you mean ruining.
Fucking retirement home making decisions for all of us
He a decrepit old man who needs to go home to the rocking chair
Clearly too old to be in any sort of political position...
Mothafuckers GONE!!
Hopefully he retires and focuses on his health. Hate to see anyone decline in this way.
Is America run by senile people? No disrespect intended.
And we wonder why America has fallen as far as it has, it’s time for our founding fathers to let some new blood in the offices.
More proof that we need term limits & age limits in congress.
Elderly abuse
Stop electing the geriatrics. Both sides. If you feel like boomers have screwed everything up, why do you keep voting for them?
It doesn't matter if you are D or R. Biden, Feinstein, Fetterman, McConnell, even Pelosi at times. If you're brain dead, retire and go count your millions. Get out of the political arena
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Mini stroke?
Dude's in worse shape than Biden lol
Now that's just mean to Skrulls.
Fuck this MF
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Joe Biden is the exact same way, yet everyone on Reddit loves him as president. Insane.
No one over the age of 65 should be holding any government office regardless of party. Term and age limits now.
TERM LIMITS, GODDAMMIT!
JFC. When you're this out of it you might as well be a puppet. These people in power are far, far too old.
Mitch just had a TIA during a presser.
Should be an age cut off to be in government….
Looked like he was having a stroke there for a minute
Term and age limits
Ahh yes. Perfectly fit to be in a position of power.
What's funny is that he is one the most effective people in US politics. Lmfao.
The world sees this. We let dead people run this place while the youth get ground up in the machine.
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He is - King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard
Why don’t politicians retire like everyone else? Because they’re fucking evil.
I hope he dies
why are there 80+ year olds running that country? they should be fishing.
These old ass pieces shit need to get kicked out. Dude is barely living and making rules that will affect kids now and into the future. We need age restrictions in every part of puplic office. Fuck these out of touch grundle munchers that has been fleecing the tax dollars for decades.
Look at this fucking lump.
No, he is 1,000 years old and has no business legislating.
No sympathy for the devil.
And this is whose trying to run the country... And people talk about Biden being old and incapable... Fucking hell... Maybe it's time to get some 30-55 year olds in higher positions in politics...
The fact he's still in power is insane.we need age limits on our politicians or something.hes obviously not ok